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Where do you guys meet all these ladies for Pete's sake

Rextizzle:
Big mouth

Seriously I just want to check it out and maybe keep it if I like it, that's all.

veecent:
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Oya send me the address

Hummmm....i'm serious

veecent:
So gearbest posted a quiz last week and I just decided to answer it.
Eventually I was chosen out of 200 plus people that participated.
When the phone � arrives I'll do a review ���

Oh.... Well, I'd advise you send it to my address first.

Op this should be in the joke section you know..

Lol you guys are so funny abeg! You call ladies hoes, brainless beings, got only sex to offer and nothing more etc but most of you will spend billions on that same lady who got nothing but sex to offer. Obviously, you guys are the genesis of all these shameless pictures flooding the internet.

Ladies are aware of your sexual weaknesses which is your extremely high drive for sex, hence they are using their bodies to control your brains.

Self control is a priceless trait which most of you lack, so therefore pics like this will always come up.

I hope it is free lol

ogasharpsharp:
OP you know why I like you? Because your spirit man is strong, and it is this spirit man in you that is urging you to quit the relationship and run while you still can.

No matter how much I love a girl I can never drop up to 100k (even 50k, I don't give cash I rather spend) at once on her but you dropped a whopping 500k. Now, take a look at how the ladies on this thread are trying to trivialise that large sum of money, that's half a mil right there!

Trust me when I say most of them have never seen that amount of money in one go. Their account balance will testify. But they will tell you that "How much is even 500k sef?" Never encourage stùpidity in a woman because that is their default settings and it is your job as a man to correct that otherwise you bounce.

Investing money on a girl is like pouring water in a basket, it will never be enough. And these girls never have to make such sacrifices so they don't know what it takes and how it hurts when an agreement between two parties is reneged upon. Abi you no get family wey need half a mil? Abi you dey crase ni?

End the relationship as your spirit being is telling you, she will still do more as the relationship progresses, especially if she gets away with this criminal act of hers without any consequences. Yes, what she did is criminal but being a woman (synonym for stùpidity) she will try to shame and blame you for it (Baby you are not understanding, you don't really love me, etc).

A REAL man must always train his babe to know that for every transgression against him there will always be dire consequences otherwise see-finish will occur. Shalom!

PS - Never spend such money again on a woman unless she is your wife. They don't have sense!

I can't believe I just read this Don't you have sisters? At least you have a mom...

Amakababe:
what lady (age 18-45) hasn't done an abortion before.
all na wash.
u suppose dey thank her for telling u sef lolz

Habaaaa.... Not all ladies, you should speak for yourself aunty.

Kylekent59:
Just yesterday, I went to visit a long time friend. He has a dog "Ekuke" to be precise.


As I opened his gate, the Ekuke saw me and ran away, as I approached his door and knocked he opened. I then entered and the next minute the Ekuke entered. Too my greatest surprise the Ekuke showed me 33k which my friend hid underneath his couch.

Ekukes are very smart, but I prefer the German Shepard, they don't even wanna know who you are and also a gun shot can't even be a threat to them.

That dog isn't loyal your friend must have offended the dog

clerkent:
They ar not ready yet.still using airtel til they come to their senses

Hahaha as in ehnnn! They are not ready at all!!! They need to learn from Airtel.

azimibraun:
A lot of the interesting shows you are talking about have moved to YouTube Channels. Anything you want, you get on YouTube. But you have got to have "Life" sorry Data. I watch Glo's Professor John Bull on YouTube becouse its hard form me to catch up on NTA. People dont have TV time as such. Nigerians now look to their phones for entertainment in short videos and ads and look to watch serious News on Channels tv and its mainly headline news o! The times have changed. Massive TV programs by companies will extinct. Its the season of the social media. People don't watch Big brother on DSTV but watch the short clips on YouTube and go ahead to comment and even vote. Abi I lie? Businesses are doing serious research to cut cost and meet the customers half way.

I totally agree with you...

Something is wrong... I miss the old Nigeria in terms of good shows on TV.... Like Panadol extra game show, Milo game show, Lotto game show, Maggi cooking program, and all kinds of family show. I mean back then, there was always something exciting to watch on local channels unlike now.

NwaAmaikpe:



Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles are a proof that true love never dies.

Charles married Diana but his heart was with Camilla. He even spent his first wedding night with her.
Camilla married someone else because she couldn't be with Charles but they were romantically involved all through their various marriages.

God didn't want their love to waste. So he took Diana who was the clog in their love wheel away.
Once Diana was dead, Camilla divorced her husband and Charles married the love of his life at the expense of the throne.

MORAL
Don't give up on love even when the other person is married.
Because they are married doesn't mean you two can't continue to enjoy what you once shared.

This is not true, I have read their story cover to cover! Stop missing leading the public!

I see pencil brows

She is so right!

Met a guy as tall as him today and for the very first time I felt what it means to be short... I got so tired of raising my head high to talk to him, almost causing me neck ache. I love tall men but this is a No No....

Adopt me as your grand daughter and make me a princess please

She is a very good actress with a very pretty face and charming smile.

So sad... Who recorded the video though? And it seems many people here know a lot about helicopters and how it functions.

Fake news

Just started mine too...

Wow! He looks really good in this!

Watched the video on Instablog... Best proposal I have seen in a while... Creative I must say! I love her expression when he knelt down, she dropped her drink so fast and was like "what's going on here? " she also needed to be sure she wasn't being pranked by watching the expression of the people there to confirm it's (proposal) reality.

He looks fresh tho....


Errrmmmm this is life ooooo you get what you do unto others.... Sorry Evans.

oshe111:
How can 2 people be this foolish in same Planet, Continent, Country and same Forum in 2018

Hahahahaha they called customer care to complain about their ( illegal) means of getting awooof data ; D this is too hilarious abeggg! Optionally even spilled the whole thing out hahaha the Customer care guy go shock self

madridguy:
Showing her left fingers to hunters in thy building

Looool na you sabiii

daveP:
By May Ebute

https://thenews-chronicle.com/there-is-something-wrong-with-nigerians/

Don't you agree? Seems we need the military strong arm again!!?

Best article I have read ever since my birth in Nigeria.

Op, such relationships do not really last. There is this guy I visit often almost everyday (something I rarely do), we spend time watching movies together and chatting after work, though I am only interested
in his friendship and nothing more. I thought he was different from other guys who couldnt keep female friends because they always want something more. Well, recently he told me he felt like kissing me the last time we talked and that was it....he killed my friendship with him and I avoid him so much like a plaque now. My point is, you don't have to ask her your bestie out... You two being friends is more than enough.