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chiefinalowo:
Where did you get your stat?
I have not seen any o.

Gun isn't handy, if it is, you did get your stats.

Reaction depends on what point in life this happens. If gun is usually handy, 98% percent of men that will try this dies that day .

I will bite my tongue and keep calm, start looking out for my own apartment. When I find and pay for it. I will charter a truck to move all furnitures and appliances from our home to my new apartment . This will be planned strategically ,commando style. The kids, furniture, appliances and myself will be gone within minutes. The only thing that won't leave with me is the building, anything I don't need ,I will sell off.


I will prepare and wait for the day he dares come for these properties . There is no way I will share with any woman without them both dying of Otapiapia, so I will leave since marriage is not by force. This is assuming that my financial investment is not in that building.....They dare not sleep and wake in a building that has my dime in it, e no fit happen.

Happy married life, how did you pull off nairalanding and your wedding at the same time? You try sha..

EfemenaXY:
Nope, never encountered such. But then again, I always ignore such PMs. If I ever respond, it'll only be to people I already communicate with on nl.

People I know.

I guess it was opened just to PM me , account was opened on 29sept and owner already spent 7 hrs + online with no comment. I ignore at sight too and only respond to those I already communicate with here .Nawaoooh....

Ladies did any of you get a pm from a fellow whose username is a combo of nice and lady? The account isn't upto a week, never commented nor opened any thread. Seems it was opened just to PM and the user name seems a ploy to convince me that a lady is behind it since I have implied in my posts that I don't respond to male PMs. Seems stalking is really taking a new dimension on NL. I hope am wrong....

Preshila:
lols...pregnant virgin. how many weeks you dey?

You dey beef my virginity .

lovinam:
hahahahahahhaah if u see forming for night ewo. He wake me tire whosai I just De form sleep De snore join sef . Mon and Tues no go pass me. Lol
E De pain me say no more excuse again, na tendering all d way. Mchew

Nne update me once u do the do .

cococandy:
If I go to owerri and I don't eat chanel O sharwama,then something is wrong.

Their otumokpo hold you wella , they really came handy during preggy.

cococandy: Beeevan. How far?

I dey go owerri yay!
Add ibariogwa nkwobi to that list

I dey sister, Ibari ogwa and 4040 added to the list . You don chop channel O sharwama?


Just saw the sharwama is already on your list, i had to modify.

Preshila I dey fear, nah why I run, make una no 'discomcombulate' my virginity status .

Preshila: #copied# A mother's letter to her boys about their pee-pee

Dear Boys,
There are a few things I think you ought to know about the
pe*nis. You know, the dangly appendage that occupies your
thoughts and/or your hands for a large percentage of the
day? As a concerned mother, I feel it’s my duty to enlighten
you. Now, never having been in possession of one myself, I
can’t be considered an outright expert … but I’d like to think
that my experience raising sons counts for something.

Relax … it isn’t going anywhere.
It will stay right there in your pants (provided you’re
wearing any), so you can stop clutching it while you watch
TV and falling asleep with it in your fingers. In fact, it will be
with you for the rest of your life, so maybe you should think
about being a little less rough with it.
One exception: having a firm grip on it is encouraged – and
preferred – when using the toilet.
It’s floppy, and when you don’t have it under control, you
spray like a leaky hose.

Keep it in your drawers, mmkay?
(This is a piece of advice that will have a different, but
equally significant, meaning during your teen years – so
don’t forget it.) There’s really no need to lay it on your
brother’s arm. Or dip it in your chocolate milk. Or poke it
through the hole of a DVD. Or wrap it around your eating
utensils. Or your pencil. Or your brother’s pencil.

It might not hurt you when you stretch it out ten miles long
like it’s made of rubber, but it hurts me just looking at it, so
stop.

On rare occasions, you may actually let go of it in order to
grasp something else.
Like a sandwich, or your brother’s face. In the event of such
occasions, hand-washing before you touch anything else is
the courteous (and sanitary) thing to do.

It’s not the end of the world when it’s facing the wrong way
or bunched up in your underwear. No need for a meltdown.

It’s handy and portable and all that, but just because you
can pee anywhere doesn’t mean you should.

If you’re gonna stretch/dangle/pull/twist/twiddle or
otherwise manhandle (boy-handle?) it, please do so in your
room and spare us all a little awkwardness.

Please.
I’ve seen it a million times, boys. There’s no need to waggle it in my direction after your bath, nor make it dance and jump around by thrusting around like Elvis with a hula hoop. (This also goes for your dad, so pass that tidbit along.)

I’m hoping this letter will serve as a handy reference to the
proper penile etiquette, and that you’ll start having a little
ding-dong dignity. You’ll thank me later – or at least your
wife will.
Lots of love,
Mommy.

Funny!



Hello ladies



LovinaM u don do the do? Ka ika no eche ndi ocha?

Her neighbor has 3, she needs 6 to beat her neighbor's record.


I would have loved plenty kids if I could just buy and not birth them .

timsbee: No doubt about dat, but shldn't it be an equal rite since he has access to mine anyday any time

You have the right to know what's going on in there, don't let any one tell you otherwise . You know he is hiding something in there...


Better face your work if you don't have the liver to contain or handle whatever you might find.

To me, lock your phone and refuse giving me the password = to cheating or hiding something big, i don't know about other ladies belief. As far as am concerned, there is no privacy in marriage, the day you go through that phone, you must see more than indecency.


A man who isn't hiding something won't lock his phone and refuse you access. If he is your husband, i don't see any excuse that isn't lie on why he is locking his phone and won't give you access. There is no such privacy in the presence of true love.

SAMBARRY: Haaaa omo yii

O mean obirin yi .

joywendy: mmmm....true that! But is it everyone that has one? Or just a few?

Most may not really be atrocious secrets or secrets at all but there are stuffs most people will rather keep to themselves, so yes, everyone is keeping something.

SAMBARRY: coogar or whatever he calls himself is a married man so what's my own with that noise maker meanwhile behave yourself because only you know what you are inferring

Inferring ke? Please tell me what I don't know because I don't really get you there.

EfemenaXY: Beev oh!

Who come dey calculate am like that? Make una fire the calculator for mis-calculating...

@Kilokeys: Peacefully in my sleep, age: 100+, on my very comfy bed and pillow...

Seriously , it was even argued that she is way past 130yrs but they conclusively decided on putting down 130years.


Nah chilli talk sey no be real calender .

Why don't she focus and raise her child, she is actually dragging this dude thrashing and kicking to be a father. The resources for the test is better off utilized raising the kid. Isn't it obvious that the dude is not interested in this child irrespective of what DNA has to say?

Chillisauce post=/post/26830062:
Leave poster beev, na ore, nkwo, afor, eke calender jor.

Lol, nah wetin dey calculate give her sha .

kilokeys: wow.. why u no enter her for oldest verified human life span.. the oldest the world knows is Jeanne calmet (122 years old) she was born 1875 died 1997

Never thought of it .

Chillisauce: Is that ore, nkwo age, Chinese age Abi English . 130yr chai beeevan you can lie oo

I wish I could locate her poster, i for snap am show you .

kilokeys: u too like life...
shouldn't it depend on how strong u r mentally and physically?

My grand mother in law died this year at 130yrs, she does her stuff by herself till she died. Hopefully I would be stronger since I plan to leave earlier than she did .

In my sleep @ age 98.

Keep your secrets to yourself, the person you are confessing to has his neatly tucked in.

The kids are awake, all of them .

SAMBARRY and Coogar is past bedtime .

Augustbreak: .Same here.I have two Daughters and Two sons.I'm very protective of them.Except they are in school.Even at that,I still ask them whatever they do in school and ask after their friends and teachers all the time.Except my hubby,I don't trust any one else with my kids.Times are bad now.Better safe than sorry.

Better safe than sorry my sister, can't take chances with anyone.

I have no daughter but you can't take my kids out of my sight when they were younger whether male or female . Now they can recount anything said or done to them but yet, am still very protective.

I won't let any dude play with my female toddler out of sight , i don't care if he is a molester or not. Even relatives aren't left out, i don't care whose emotion is hurt in a mother's attempt to protect her child.


Just understand that your neighbor is just being mom.

As far as concerned, nah who get good job, read the best course for himself.

Chillisauce: RR is very busy doing

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