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Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: Abubakar Shekau Should Be Killed, Not Imprisoned by beejay85: 1:11pm On Apr 22, 2020
callmeVIBRANT:
FFK my man.. Very bold and outspoken, a very strong critic of the dullard...


Head on plate! Mad o
He is telling the dullard what to do but bubu might do the exact opposite..

Las Las shekau go become Apc member bubu go give am chief of army staff
Yes my friend,'head on a plate'.. if possible..this is because Shekau death record is about 5...only for him to resurface again...we don't need a 6th audio death...we need one with evidence with godspeed!!!
Crime › Re: Nigerians Blame Banks For Negligence As Robbers Visit Homes With POS Machines by beejay85: 9:34am On Apr 22, 2020
Family › Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by beejay85: 10:31pm On Apr 19, 2020
darhray:
What's the most painful word your mother ever told you and you feel depressed or pained.

Mine:
I waa very stubborn when I was little and there was a day she said she should have flushed my pregnancy out and that am a bastard. Well i packed my load and left home for 2 months but money finish and I had to go back home. She apologized and everything was cool.

Share yours
I was just 6years old then, my mum said she loved my elder brother the most of her 3 children...I felt sad as a child....am over 30 yrs...I didn't hold it against her but I never forgot!
So,we parents should be careful of what we say to our children...cos they won't forget!!
Health › Re: 68-Year-Old Woman Delivered Of Twins At LUTH (Photo) by beejay85: 10:21pm On Apr 19, 2020
[quote author=Godjone post=88629011]pls ooo no offence. were they still having sex at that age?

God is wonderful[/quote
Its IVF....
Christianity Etc › Re: Fufeyin: I Saw The Death Of Abba Kyari, Prayed About It But It's The Will Of God by beejay85: 6:09pm On Apr 19, 2020
GentRoyal:
But Abba Kyari is not a politician, is he?
Yeah u r right bro.... only few people know that Abba wasn't a politician.....but a very smart board room guru any politician would want to have by his side.
Politics › Re: Abubakar Shekau Reaching Out To Mediators For Ceasefire by beejay85: 10:29pm On Apr 17, 2020
Racoon:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/shekau-boko-haram-commanders-reaching-out-to-mediators-for-a-ceasefire/
Shekau's ATMs from Abuja "have been temporarily unable to dispense Cash"...
So he seem left high and dry....my Bobo kuku wan use him tongue to count him teeth.
Politics › Re: Ogun Government Arrests Woman For Blasting Governor Over Stone-Filled Beans -SR by beejay85: 9:50am On Apr 16, 2020
dre11:
Ogun Government Allegedly Arrests Woman For Lambasting State Governor Over Stone-filled Beans Distributed As COVID-19 Palliative



http://saharareporters.com/2020/04/15/ogun-government-allegedly-arrests-woman-lambasting-state-governor-over-stone-filled-beans
"Freedom of speech is your guaranteed right;what I can't assure is your freedom after your speech"-Idi Amin Dada
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: EU Grants Nigeria 50 Million Euros by beejay85: 4:28pm On Apr 14, 2020
etokhana:
The Special Adviser to President Buhari on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina announced via Twitter that the European Union has granted Nigeria 50million euros with respect to fighting the dreaded Covid-19 pandemic.



https://twitter.com/FemAdesina/status/1250024573845811201?s=19

This was also corroborated by the President's Personal Assistant on New Media, Bashir Ahmad


https://twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1250027940340998144?s=19

Nigeria welcomes the European Union’s contribution of the sum of N21 billion (50 million Euros) to support our efforts at controlling the spread of the #Covid19 pandemic. The EU is channeling the donation through the United Nations (UN) #COVID19 Basket Fund for Nigeria.

https://twitter.com/NGRPresident/status/1250037196444360709?s=19[/quote]Since na BASKET FUND.....money Don enter politicians basket........ grin
Family › Re: My Stepmother Poured Hot Water On My Baby! I'm So Angry by beejay85: 10:29pm On Apr 13, 2020
Tiarababy:
I'm married with one kid. My husband lost his job when I was seven months pregnant. We are no longer living together. I'm back to my dad's house with my step mom and 4 siblings.

Things are not easy for us here because my step mom hated us from day one. She only cooks for herself, my dad and her children. She don’t give me and my baby and my brother from the same mom food. I have been managing with the little money I get from my husband. I do cook for us to eat that’s a story from another day.

Last week I went to meet with my husband to get money he promised to give me to stock up foods for us during this lock down. I left my baby with my brother only for me to come and meet my brother carrying my baby. She was screaming in pain and when I looked she had burn in her body from her right chest to her right hand. I almost collapsed because I left my baby very fine in good healt.

My brother said my step mom was preparing tea for her kids so she had left the hot water in the pot and my baby fell on the hot water. I got angry at my brother how could he be careless not to watch my baby when he knew our step mom don’t like us. I almost hit him and my step mom didn’t care. She acted like nothing, not even a sorry to me. My dad says I should be quiet accidents do happen and it’s nothing to be angry about. His words really shocked me but what can I do.

What pained me is my little sister of 5 years opened up to me that it was my step mom who poured water on the baby because she caught my baby eating her bread she left and she told her to keep quiet if she tells she will beat her and she pleaded with me not to tell her mum.

I knew she did it because she is very wicked but because I had no proof, I had to be quiet but now her daughter has confirmed she did, I want to deal with her because am so angry seeing my baby in so much pain.

Why pour hot water on a baby just because of bread? I hate her and I want to pour hot water on her too while she sleeps so she can feel the same pain she put my innocent baby.

Should I pour hot water on her too or what is the best way to deal with this witch?
Pls let it slide....it's an accident..my little daughter fell of the bed today even while I was so close to her... wanted to pick up my phone... didn't see her trying to cling on me...her cry really hurt me...
Things like this do happen so I won't want u to take it too personal...for ur own peace of mind
I understand that u are deeply hurt ..just take as an accident
Celebrities › Re: Davido Buys A House For His Staff (photos) by beejay85: 8:39pm On Apr 13, 2020
SocialJustice:
You bought a house for yourself and gave it to your staff to stay.
The key word here is 'staff'....
In singular form,its staff...
In plural form,it's still staff...so dude could have bought the house for his entire crew to stay instead of rentage ...house is still his anyway cool
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Abba Kyari’s Whereabouts In Lagos Is Personal To Him – Tony Momoh by beejay85: 8:14pm On Apr 13, 2020
nairavsdollars:
https://www.independent.ng/covid-19-abba-kyaris-whereabouts-in-lagos-is-personal-to-him-tony-momoh/
Check am for foreign service academy....dss quarters....safest place to hide in lag
Health › Re: Idayat Gbadamosi: Ways Of Fighting Coronavirus With Herbs By Boosting Immunity by beejay85: 3:04pm On Apr 13, 2020
Nodogragra4me:
Being saying it from day one: detoxification is your number one defence against the virus. Boost your immune system and will leave you alone
In other words,eats nutritious meal and drink ur beer Wella( u pee well)...my humble opinion though grin
Food › Re: Sharing Of Food Items For The Aged, Widows And Underprivileged Generally. by beejay85: 2:38pm On Apr 13, 2020
Hazardfan1:
Pic 15 - Each packaged being spaced out.

Pic 16 - Members of the students' association who helped out in the struggle.

Pic 17 - Baba got his package and was grateful

Pic 18 - Aged men and women, some couldn't even stand for long but they had to come due to the high poverty rate in the country.



To God's glory, the exercise started on Monday and ended yesterday, it went well as planned and fact that I saw people genuinely happy, smiling and dishing out words of prayers brought so much joy to my heart, nothing is too small to give to the poor and needy,let's always try to help people around us and make our country a better place to live in.

Like i said earlier, we had raised about 1.7m as at yesterday, we kept on receiving credit alerts to the corporate account we opened for this cause.

By my calculations, we spent a little about 1.7m naira and it went well, we're not in debt, no life was lost, the Oba himself invited us to his palace and prayed for us, everyone wss happy.
May God continue to bless you and your team for this service to humanity....
I can only imagine to the sacrifice ,planning and hardwork involved to successfully pull this off...
May your oil never run out!!amen
Health › Re: COVID-19 In Ecuador: Cardboard Coffins, Over 100 Bodies Litter The Streets by beejay85: 11:47pm On Apr 07, 2020
Tango123:
Pls what is foolish in what the author said. He is saying the truth. If you have any point, make the point. In UK, 5 weeks ago, the first person died of corona virus. Today it was 700 plus. Total deaths is now over 5000. This shit is real. Wake up
We are already awake....u r d ones afraid to die...what people go through daily in Nigeria is worse than d virus...moreover u and ur co travellers want to take away the only thing even the US and Uk really bank on at this time from Nigerian poor folks- HOPE!!!
Possibly in their respective faith...
Without mincing word....I reiterate that writer as a bloody fool...and am unapologetic about it
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele, Husband Found Guilty, To Serve 14 Days Community Service by beejay85: 3:36pm On Apr 06, 2020
u11ae1013:
Please refer him to barriga canal at my backyard, let him use shovel to channel the water properly, then my clothes and bedsheets are dirty too, also, that dumsite close to Chinese village needs to be relocated to sango
Haaahaaa....if u were made the community service supervisor...u go wicked Wella ooo..lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus And 5G: Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo Addresses Conspiracy Theory (Video by beejay85: 12:02pm On Apr 06, 2020
miniziter:
You mean his village already has the virus?
Benin
Crime › Re: Ilekura Samson Ajayi Is Soldier Who Killed Joseph Pessu In Warri, Delta by beejay85: 11:17am On Apr 06, 2020
bell1255:
Bastard is even a major o. One would have thought this was done by a rating. He should be dealt with seriously. Wonder why military personals will be deployed in anti-riots and civil cases like lock down enforcement. Just don't understand. And even if they do, I wounder why any armed force will think he needs to shoot at an unarmed person.
Sergeant....read again
Health › Re: COVID-19: US Records 1,169 Deaths In 24 Hours — Highest Single-Day Toll Globally by beejay85: 8:23pm On Apr 03, 2020
EdidemLord:
China is really dealing with America.I bet my left testicle that America will never be anywhere near world power after all these...
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Am betting my Left testicle because I lost my Right testicle in a betting competition last week.
Well, welcome to the world of the castrated...as u just lost ur left ball! Lol
Romance › Re: When A Girl Plays Hard To Get, What Should A Guy Do? by beejay85: 11:24pm On Apr 02, 2020
Admissionclass:
When a girl you like starts playing hard to get, what should you do especially when she is showing subtle signs she likes you, leaving you confused.

Should one continue to chase her till she accepts or move on?
My friend, get/download 48 laws of power...
Law 3- Conceal your intentions will educate you how to go about it..precisely read about Ninon de Lenclos and tap from her wisdom... cheers
Health › Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by beejay85: 10:36pm On Apr 02, 2020
Nace5:
“Black people have the AIDS virus because they sleep with monkeys and Chinese have Coronavirus because of sex with chickens, this must stop now,”

This is a witless, unintelligent post at best just imagine angry angry
He is a low budget Morris Iwu!!!! Lol
Health › Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by beejay85: 10:33pm On Apr 02, 2020
ignis:
Till thy kingdom come.
Yinmu.....come okoko axis...pple Don dey roll as if notin dey happen....even transport buses
Health › Re: Lagos Releases 11 More Coronavirus Patients After They Tested Negative by beejay85: 8:07pm On Apr 02, 2020
ageraGT:
This is just the calm before the storm.... Wait for it..
Prophet of Doom.... we Nigerians are used to ur type....
As d gov said...we LL overcome,hoist flags of victory ....even dance skelewu on top.....up naija,!!!!!!!!
Politics › Re: Chadian Soldiers Kill Boko Haram Terrorists, Shekau Consoles Fighters (Video) by beejay85: 9:58am On Apr 02, 2020
BenedictStinson:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/385310-video-chadian-troops-batter-boko-haram-terrorists-shekau-consoles-fighters.html
Idris derby can be very ruthless when he chooses to...
Shekau thinks he is dealing with his naija NE brodas
Family › Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: Side Chicks & Side Guys, How Have You Been Coping? by beejay85: 5:24pm On Apr 01, 2020
RiyadhGoddess:
After tomorrow,I no go do am again!!!





I slapped you
*roll eyes
Family › Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: Side Chicks & Side Guys, How Have You Been Coping? by beejay85: 5:21pm On Apr 01, 2020
SweetCunt97:
No be the same pvssy?
Smiling
Family › Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: Side Chicks & Side Guys, How Have You Been Coping? by beejay85: 2:51pm On Apr 01, 2020
Pls make my wife no hear ooo....met my girlfriend on Monday afternoon shopping for d lockdown....made arrangements against 2mao my off day since I work in fmcg sector...to meet at our regular location...8am till nite....yeeh!!! Who slap me??
Health › Re: Testing Kits Contaminated With Coronavirus As They Head To The UK by beejay85: 3:00pm On Mar 31, 2020
SperoQuest:
Source:https://www.metro.co.uk/2020/03/31/testing-kits-heading-uk-contaminated-coronavirus-12481933/amp/
Knowing the owners of eurofin will give us an idea of the country messing with lives the world over.
I won't be surprised if the Chinese own majority stake in it
Health › Re: COVID-19: New York Uses Refrigerated Trailers, Tents As Makeshift Morgue (Photo) by beejay85: 10:17am On Mar 28, 2020
ChrisKels:
Nawa ooo, why not cremate dem and bury the ashes asap nah? Refrigerating is equivalent to preserving an infected body and the virus nah.


Make this people dey use there head nah
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Further autopsy might be needed to determine certain characteristics of d virus which cremations may destroy.
Health › Re: 40 Persons Infected As NCDC Confirms 4 New Coronavirus Cases by beejay85: 11:51pm On Mar 23, 2020
JPhilip:
The country has recorded four new cases of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19), the Nigeria Centre for Disease Control (NCDC) has said.

It said this brings the total number of infected persons in Nigeria to 40 as of 11:00 pm on Monday.

NCDC confirmed this in a Monday night tweet.

According to the agency, three of the new cases are in Lagos while the other one is in Abuja.

"Four new cases of #COVID19 have been confirmed in Nigeria. 3 are in Lagos State and 1 in FCT.

"Two of these cases are returning travellers.

"As at 11:00 pm on the 23rd of March, there are 40 confirmed cases of #COVID19 in Nigeria. 2 have been discharged with 1 death recorded," the agency said.

https://www.herald.ng/just-in-40-persons-now-infected-as-ncdc-confirms-4-new-coronavirus-cases/
Orun n yabo ...hi sori enikan lony le...
" If heaven will fall,it will fall on all without exceptions"
Lets keep encouraging our folks in hotspot corona region to come home!!Na all of us go hear am...who ll die ll die n who ll survive ll survive....
Food › Re: Choice Of Food Stuff Amid Coronavirus Lockdown by beejay85: 10:18pm On Mar 23, 2020
Matrimonous:
I practically have no rats. I kill them off sooner than they enter. My problem are cockroaches. They can't be beaten.
Try sniper mixed with a liter of kerosene... spray around d home in d morning... return by 4pm for mass burial of the roaches...do this once in 4 months....
2) work on Ur neibours too ...all Ur effort won't pay off if they aren't taking care of their end... Cheers
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Refusal To Devalue Naira Likely To Fail, Again - Bloomberg by beejay85: 8:55pm On Mar 21, 2020
quisera:
If naira depreciates against dollars again nai bsay yahoo boys no go let person hear word again... Who pick $2k don turn millionaire bdat
Lol...I reserve my comment

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