₦airaland Forum

weblord1900:
Wait a minute.. Checking buhari's IQ

Dis one don turn meme...lol

WildChild00:
Finidi, finito, he was such an intelligent player during his playing days for both country and club, Ajax fc and Super eagles of Nigeria.

I think real betis adore him more where he was there captain for some years... excellent midfielder

Aystarz:
I remember the one against Greece at the 94 World Cup...... plus his crazy dog urinating goal celebration

I remember his out of box shot vs morroco in NiGhana 2000.... lovely

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[quote author=Kundagarten post=86840482][/quote]Audio suspension

austyn0:
Firstly, I am sorry you are passing through such but hope you don't mind me asking if you didn't see this "staying out late at night" habit before you married him?

Madam,ur husband is OK once you can attest he isn't womanizing....
I just came bk from watching champions league...my wife also complains bt I normally counter her...cos bf we got married,we both used to watch football til midnight ....
So...she taught I could be changed but she failed woefully...our marriage is 9 yrs old..
So madam ,quit it...my wife eventually gave up after several attempts to catch me cheat but failed.... Pls let ur husband be... support him with prayers to help him get his dream job..all s best

ijustdey:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/customs-asks-fg-to-collect-tax-on-carbonated-drinks.html

When we put illiterate buffoon in position meant for sound technocrats......
That monkey called Ali forgot vat is already increased. . . adding to d prices of these beverages....
He isn't informed that most of these companies under NUFBTE can't increase wages of staff as agreed with the Union without downsizing...
You now want to cripple them with higher taxes...Ali's brain dey pain am ooo..

eyinjuege:
Just cook enough food per meal, and leave no extras
Stop cooking excess.
Once you cook, dish your husband's own in a cooler and keep near your bedside. Dish your own and eat, and dish his own too. Shikena

It might be more stressful cooking more often, but it will save you the stress of shouting
Make stew/soup for a meal, and nothing more

I support your take....she should be diplomatic in handling the situation. If u live in an environ with good electricity supply,prepare soup for one meal.. refrigerate the remainder .. let's see how d gluttonous BIL will dip his hands in a frozen soupD���

EdiskyHarry:
another terrorist group established, this one will be worst than Boko Haram

White uniform. ..lol..this one Na to extort poor kolanut, onions n orogbo traders ooooo
Who wears white fatigue in d jungle?

zakim:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/fire-guts-tcn-substation-throws-oyo-ogun-osun-into-blackout.html

I believe
Setting electricity transmission substation on fire is d latest means to cash out by these corrupt energy distribution workers n their conniving contractors
Same way a sub station was razed down around agbara industrial estate about 3 months ago throwing the entire environment into complete black out for a month or so. I only hope these installation s are well insured

jimyjames:
Oyo , Ogun , osun and ekiti are not there what's happening to south west states , I thought nairaland amotekun vigilante guys claim Ibadan is richer than the entire south east

Am never surprised Ogun state is yet to comply...Amosun and d labour leaders in d state were always at loggerhead .
So many unresolved issues which might affect quick compliance by the new government.
Ogun has better igr than most states listed above so gov Biodun should sit up , resolve pending issues with labor and implement s new min wage

iwaeda:
Human rights lawyer, Mr Femi Falana, SAN, said on Monday that he knew a former governor in one of the South-West states who had a killer squad that helped him to eliminate his political opponents.

Falana, who spoke at the University of Ibadan, said the former governor’s killer squad was headed by a police officer, who was the Chief Security Officer to the then-governor.

He said one of those killed by the killer squad was “a World Bank expert,” but he did not name the former governor in question.

Falana said one of the arguments against the creation of state police was that governors would use them to hunt their political opponents.

He, however, maintained that state police remained the solution to Nigeria’s insecurity problem.

He suggested how state police should be structured to insulate them against abuse by state governors.

A statement on Monday said Falana delivered the maiden Memorial Public Lecture in honour of late Prof. Olumuyiwa Awe at the Trechard Hall, UI.

He said, “Many citizens are opposed to the creation of state police for the fear that it may be used to haunt political opponents of some state governors. I know a state governor in the South-West who once had a killer squad headed by his Chief Security Officer, a police officer.

“One of the unarmed citizens mowed down by the illegal squad was a World Bank expert. All efforts to prosecute the suspects, who were indicted in several killings of unarmed citizens by the squad, have been frustrated by the state government. The story is the same in a few other states in the country. To that extent the fear of the possible manipulation of state police is genuine.

“To avoid a situation whereby abuse of police powers is decentralised any security service established by state governments should be democratically controlled. The service will be founded by the state governments and superintended by an independent state police council of five members. The members of the council should be accredited representatives of the state government, labour, women, youths and the business community.

“The service will police the state and see to the enforcement of all the laws enacted by the House of Assembly. The success of the civilian Joint Task Force in the counter-insurgency operations in Borno State has proved that the best way to police a country is to recruit, train and equip young men and women to operate in their own communities.

“The colonial practice of posting police personnel to operate outside their states of regions was meant to suppress and intimidate colonial subjects by strangers. It is a practice which has become counter-productive in a post-colonial state. Every police officer should operate in their community, speak the local language and mix freely with the people.”

https://punchng.com/i-know-an-ex-gov-who-had-a-killer-squad-falana/amp/

If I say "O" you say "G" another man say ""...OGD..omo Na you s'Abi.. .lol

madridguy:
ATIKU the reactor master

The United States belongs to the American and they can shut their door to anyone. Abi na force to receive visitor.

Let keep Nigeria safe and working.

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No mind am... no more running away from d shit our politicians create......let d ban remain in effect as long as our land borders remain closed ..
Lets all fix naija or we all die here.. lol

4nigerianyouths:
State how many times and what you actually did differently that helped you to pass. (Cheating does not count)

Waec once n I passed
Neco (2nd set to write in 2001) once n I passed
Jamb twice but never got admission...scored 204 and 234....
Had to take up an employment in 2004 with my waec in a food company. .. starting basic was 34k then.....
Studied online while on d job
Current basic over 300k...
Though unhappy I didn't get direct admission but it haven't been a bad route after 20years��

Blackeuropean:
Nigeria have rogues as politicians, it's pathetic watching Nigeria politicians, Imagine a public servant that represents a constituency displaying show of shame.

Nigeria should be renamed Rogues Nation.

After all he bought his constituents who came out to vote 2k/ vote..baba don dey cash out��

Viscy:
There is always something cynical & comical with any article emanating from this MURIC group.

Professor Comedian Akintola is the President and founder of MURIC, and also serves as the Secretary, Spokes person, Youth Leader, Publicity Officer and the only member of the Association.

Lol.... U finish d prof

ValCon888:
They are funding mosque. Instead of using that money to build schools, hospitals, pipe borne water.
These people have no sense of priority.

Well Saudi Arabia had all those in relative abundance if u care to know....
What Saudi give to mosques across d world is just a fraction of what She earn anually via religious tourism( hajj)..
So Owo Abu lafin s'Abu lalejo...

Tundex122:
These two factions need to study Qur'an and learn politics. And stop killing if they want to achieve their aim at establishing an Islamic state

Christians won't stop praising God...ad this guarantees confusion in d camp of d enemies...
Also won't stop invoking Psalm 35 upon our enemies as a people and as a nation..����

Yam pepper scatter scatter...isu ata yanyan. ....

hammerF:
Is Buhari Yoruba?

Cant u see the disconnnect with Joshua wen he went down?


Look Buhari face well.


It was even Onyema dat acknowledge it.

Whether we like it or not,PMB is the president ,CIC of d armed forces.....also the Father of this family named Nigeria...
Yoruba culture demands unquestionable respect for elders and leaders irrespective of our differences..pls let's respect that for this dude...

popp:
Greetings to you all.

Please I would like to have a concise different between a Civil Servant and a Public Servant, since they both are like tools through which governmental policies are executed.

You will know the difference once you can differentiate between "MAMA NGOZI" and "NGOZI mama".....lol

Ustec:
Nice one from afenifere,
But stop believing aboki's are illiterates, those educated guys up north are so sound that you will end up doffing your cap when you gets to know them.

Blatant falsehood.... Northerners are less learned...heavily dependent on qouta to forge ahead in any discipline....
Check their cut off point from common entrance to UME and u will weep for that region

davillian:
Too aggressive and ugly

U are being unreasonable...

Smartchoiice:
The late Princess.... I smell a rat...her death must be thoroughly investigated

This suicide note seem written under duress.....all in capital letter with a gun /knife to d head...
For a girl to graduate in a state university in Nigeria shows her level of perseverance/endurance as those institutions can frustrate.....I passed through one...
You don't tag ur loved ones if not under duress without clearly stating d reason for d suicide.. not a vague" life is not worth living " bullshit

Beautyaddy:
Hmmm....see all these hateful post about the US from Nigerians...and we wonder why Nigeria will soon be label a Terrorist supporting Shithole Country.

I really believe its about time the US Imposes Sanctions on Nigeria.

Craze

babecode:
Following development this morning in Ile Arugbo, I want to commend the women, men, old and young, who displayed their affection, love and staunch support for my late father and the family.

I appreciate the genuine support of the women and youths who stood firmly in the face of aggression and naked show of force.
Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki.

Your action throughout the night gave full expression to my belief that what Ile Arugbo represents to all of us is etched in our hearts. It goes beyond the physical structure. I am happy that you were not intimidated as you stood your ground.

This day will go down as the day you reciprocated the love and affection my father and family have for you. You have displayed a gesture of goodwill and passionate love. We assure you that justice shall prevail in a not too distant future.

May God bless us all.

I will put d blame squarely on the Sarakis table..
You guys were in power for more than 16 years in the state...You couldn't perfect the occupancy document of the property... perhaps u believed nothing dey happen....
Now a new sheriff is in town and things have gone south...

OgunLaakaye:
Alcohol


Outline your presentation and rehearse how you will want to be.

Start drinking 2 hours before presentation and think about how you were impressed with your presentation. (Insinuating)

When you drink to a point. You will stand up and walk towards that Hall anxious to dish out words and sentences.

Please friend do not try this strategy...my very first stage presentation....its also one inter departmental competition at work about 10years ago...was well prepared...just stage fright..I resorted to taking 2 bottles of small stout an hour to my presentation...
Guess what..d moment I stepped on stage...d stout clear for my eye..I manage to present 4/5 points which cost my Dept d 1st position..
My manager is d type that a 2nd position is failure to him...he saw d issue I had up there and encouraged me to join a social org..I eventually joined full Gospel business men fellowship which helped me a lot as I speak in almost all our meetings

lirusehn:
God please help me to stop laughing.

I also can't stop laughing.....my guy don buy black market.. ��������������������

rusher14:
Obasanjo claimed a vast piece of land for himself in 1977. He was neither born into a rich home nor royalty.

Operation Feed the Nation(OFN) swathe of lands migrated to Obasanjo Farms Nigeria PLC(OFN)....lol
Baba no steal Na still OFN na

ikorodureporta:
Source: https://tvcnews.tv/border-drill-impounds-over-4800-bales-of-second-hand-wears-in-lagos/

These custom monkeys will never cease to amaze me...this items came in through via apapa....cleared by custom certified agents....
After collecting money at the port of entry .......u guys still come around to seize this items....I fear for naija oooo

uninspired07:
I know this my thread might get some people angry but it’s a subject that surprises me whenever I think of it. How do normal Nigerians who are educated have more than 2 children in a country like Nigeria with all the poverty & hopelessness? I am still single but I have it in mind to lay a ground rule that whichever woman I marry must agree to family planing methods after the birth of the 1st child whether male or female. And if the 1st baby is male, we can as well wait for another 5 years before having a baby of either sex as the last.

But I wonder when I see Nigerians that are not so wealthy giving birth to 4 - 5 kids in the midst of grinding economic depression and in a nation that has clearly failed. Don’t these Nigerians know that the country can descend into war anytime due to the instability that is so palpable? I get afraid when I see couples who have 4 children in this day & age so I always wonder how they are coping with the stress & the bills. I also wonder why they are not afraid of Nigeria.

My dear friend ,the challenge here is not in limiting yourself to two children ..it is challenging yourself to be self independent enough to cater for your family irrespective of how large...Ask any elder, Nigeria as a country has always been challenging irrespective of d time..
When cement was N2 per bag...those who built houses did,and others didn't...now that it's 2600 naira per bag... people are still improving houses and those who ll still cry times are hard will still cry(I won't be one)...
So it's not abt d no of kids ,it's about our ability to give Dem d very best