₦airaland Forum

Henrywalker:
Life is hard, everyone knows that. And most of the time, some would wish to never have been in existence at all.
But what if life has a quit button, How fast would you have pressed it on the scale of 1 — 10?
Me: 6. Reason: Being born a Nigerian without my permission was a very bad idea for me!
Comment your answers below with reasons!

If you have opportunity to go to that country you were dreaming they born you there , you will still mess it up as you mess Nigeria

Less I forgot that’s your destiny embrace it

My friend fall out please

TheWalkingMind:
Like your sisters I imagine

You cannot even defend yourself

Make una kill una self , leave agbero una no go gree,

I’m not surprised, that’s what they specialized on

BobbyZrealist:
Yahoo boys dey eat real shit.
No forget to flex women.

I’m not comparing them I just comment on what I saw

Teaveapoet:
My mother can't hit me cos she doesn't pry in my marital affairs.
I stand against violence, abuse or whatever from anyone. I'm an adult you can hit an adult over a mistake.

You maybe in control of your marriage but some don’t and the mother have had enough

cooooooks:
1. Probably a fake story.

2. Your mum has NO right to slap anybody.

3. You sef no get sense. You allow your mom slap the breadwinner for house. If she pack now, who go give you transport?

4. Your wife should not be entering into unnecessary debt.

5. Apologise to your wife, kiss her, hug her, tell your mum you disapprove of her violence (in your wife's presence!!!!), kiss her where she wants, maybe even wash her pant sef. Look back at No. 3.

6. You and your wife and the vendor should work out a payment plan. Add N2k as interest.

Move on. Limit your mum's appearance in your house until the debt is paid off, you are back to earning money, and you and your wife have settled.

EDIT: LOOL, I did not even read the last 2 sentences.

Oga, you truly have NO sense. Your mum slapped your wife and she slapped her back. What did you expect?? Is she a baby? A married woman with a child is being slapped anyhow. Maka gini? On top of that, she is the breadwinner sef. Your head is not correct. You and all the other Mama's boys that go around falling men's hands need cane.

Tomorrow people like you will claim they’re red pill

thebosstrevor1:
If this story is true.

Your mum deserve the slap.

Your mum does not have any right to slap your wife.

You are not a man, aren't you supposed to protect your wife.

Which man allows his mother to slap his wife.

This means that Someone can beat your wife publicly and you won't do anything

If her mother slap her will she retaliate?

thebosstrevor1:
If this story is true.

Your mum deserve the slap.

Your mum does not have any right to slap your wife.

You are not a man, aren't you supposed to protect your wife.

Which man allows his mother to slap his wife.

This means that Someone can beat your wife publicly and you won't do anything

If you’re a man you will die young in marriage because las las your wife will take advantage of your stupidity and kill you

Teaveapoet:
You cant hit a grown-up person now. Divorce wasn't necessary. You both wanted a good life for your daughter. It was just a mistake, you took it over board. Please ignore your pride and apologise to her and your daughter. That girl doesn't deserve a separated parents.

But your own mother can hit you?

LovelyDude:
I don't think your mum should have slapped her at all, it's like your mum doesn't love her at all and that moment was an excuse for her to pounce on your wife. Your wife shouldn't have retaliated with a slap and you were just caught in a war. It would be best if you could resolve the matter rather than filing for divorce. And it's very wrong for your mum to interfere in your internal affairs like that, that slap is so unwarranted.

This your comment is reason men die first in marriage

NiRfreak:
Why did you start your personal story on a faceless forum with your full name...that's bizarre....To what end?

Advice him if you have any advice but if you don’t have any advice keep quiet

Duru9:
Story for the gods

Why are you Nigeria very stupid? With this your comment what do you mean

Duru9:
Story for the gods

Why are you Nigeria very? With this your comment what do you mean

Jemiwizzy:
including your sisters right ?

I don’t know what bring this insult but it seems you sleep with old men that why e pain you

Queenslander:
Lmao don't mind these men!!

Control your body excess weight will make a man like me to cheat , though from the beginning my wife know it so she is very careful of what she eat and she control her body perfectly

Debzempire:
Women should still try and take care of their bodies after marriage or giving birth....

Because yhure married doesn't mean yhull be looking like a grand mother...slay for yhur husband biko...

You really understand it all, that weight most them add is the problem most marriage faced

okirewaju:
As a man, I believe you can change this if you don't like it.

Buy her easy wears, they tie wrapper because it's easy to pick and wrap over the body. Tell her you want her to look fresh for you everyday when you get back, tell her to leave whatever chores that are left when she knows you'll be back soon and freshen up.


Hail her when she does so. Infact promise and fulfil your promise when she does same.

I personally feel that women are easy to manipulate sha.

If you buy clothes , are you going to tell her to control what she eat that make her too much weight?

Goldp5988:
Lack of trust.

This LACk of TRUST is a statement Nigeria use to hold some of our boys hostage and be doing what they are doing, anyone that mentions trust me on my face is a suspect immediately

See face , our young girls all of them eat shit

Jodha1:
Normal thing wey dey happen for life...he should move on..

GOD will punish everyone that don’t call evil, evil

Sirjamo:
I do not see anything wrong in what this Clergy says, unlike the one that says Buhari deserves coup, Islam is a violent region.....

Before Jonathan left office, all his service chiefs were Christians

Arase - IG

Ejiofor - DSS


Minimah - Army


Amosun - Air


Badeh - Defence

Ayo Oke - NIA

All of the above were Christians, Kukah was in coma then, he didn't say a word.

Hypocrites love equity until they are directly involved.


I AM DONE TAKING

It is a shame that a reasonable Nigeria will be playing a religious card in a time like this

Boxer007:
My brother. Hi. I need a friend sir. & I like u
Please can u suk dik good sir?

Instagram or WhatsApp is more convenient for me

Boxer007:
My brother. Hi. I need a friend sir. & I like u
Please can u suk dik good sir?

No problem I’m open to friendship but I don’t know which one be suk dik

Marine54:
it worsed ,yet it is a safe heaven for Nigerian politicians and thier children..

Hahahaha Nigeria Na country, Oga rest joor

Marine54:
Shut the hell up ! Let them come and reach me here in United States ,

That place is the worst even at shopping mall

Nightalan:
Coming from someone who says his father barks like a dog, you really should be mindful of what you say, even if the man passed on his defective genes and lack of common sense to you.

Ogun dog is still barking, don’t you have shame?

Boxer007:
U dumb prik. Must u be rude? If u dont no, u ignore the question & be quite. U children so dumb its unbelievable

Is that so, clap for yourself , you just win yourself award