₦airaland Forum

Solsix:
Nah you wey no get sense. You don't know what you want

at times we learn the hard way.

Ndimkpurummiri:
Reno Omokri

We know those people dont waste your time mentioning them. they are the kings and queens of importers and exporters

Meerahbel:
y?

They use workers like slaves... They are terrible people to work with .

Jennyclay:
If the man can’t forgive her then let him go jare!! . He’s not a saint either!!

I’m sure the man is not really good in bed reason she visited her ex.

So many men are not just good in bed, especially Nigerian men!! and they won’t even care if a lady is satisfied or not!! Very selfish men!!!

Personally, if I’m not getting enough money, sex and true Love from my man then I would definitely look outside.

Stop sounding like a local Nymphomaniac , is sex food? I pity the man wey go marry your type put for house, he will be busy fathering other men children unknown to him

$111B Dollars, many of those in Ukrainian government has cashed out seriously in the name of War, while some ignorant people are at the War front killing themselves for their selfish and greedy government, if ukraine thinks they can win this War then they are actually day dreaming, US as most of us know them are very useless , after using you for their personal use they will dump you when you least expected. To me its no news , this is not the first time they are doing it.

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SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

Continue day dreaming by the time you enter menopause even if the man is 4.9 feet with a bald head and a oju yobo eye wants to marry you , you go rush am Relish indomie noodles ... They Play

GuruboiNaija:
https://.ng/2023/12/02/umahi-seeks-south-east-support-for-tinubu/

Tinubu dont need any South East Support, the last time i checked they are not Nigerians, they are Biafrans. they should keep their support for Obi and Chinedu

Jennyclay:
Another post demonising single mothers . Just look at that nonsense man shouting “100% true” repeatedly!! Mtcheww!

Biko, Let her speak for the single mothers in America

Most single mothers here in Africa, Nigeria to be precise are doing great job raising their child(ren).

Let’s understand there are many situations that make one a single mother, situations like.. widow, irresponsible father, rape, deceptive boyfriend etc

The question we should be asking ourselves is Who is the better parent?? Is it the woman that actually stepped up and took responsibility OR the foolish, deceptive and good for nothing man who abandoned his child and his responsibility??

The man that served you breakfast must be a Legend . You talk with too much pain and hatred for men, yet na Man pregnant your mum before you could ever come into this sinful world. dey play.

Theopneustos:
Good day nairalanders

I have heard and seen some people who say that on their first date they had sex with the person they are having that date with,and to me it looks weird,it's simply put 'absurd'

Well I don't know what you may think about this but I believe that it is makes you look cheap,makes you look as a person who has no moral boundaries, it reduces your worth before that fellow and generally makes you look s*upid before the fellow even if they won't tell you.

I think it's quite odd and nothing pleasant that you are meeting someone for the first time and what comes to your mind is going to bed with such a person, it ain't funny and it's something that should be discouraged.

That's my humble opinion
What do you think

#IWriteToCreateChange
©Theopneustos

During my dating days that aint a news , thou i engaged on some and tried not to on some, but do you know some girls will not even give you a second date or chance if you dont smash them on the first date? im talking from experience. one have told me , she came all the way to waste time talking and no smashing that i should not expect her to come again. na there you go fear fear .

otipoju:
Maturity !!!


I have a girl that I still dream about even last week. I saw her last 25 years ago when we were class mates in secondary school.

I just want to tell her that I am sorry for taking her profession of love for me for granted. I rudely said she was not fine enough and she was really embarrassed in class that day.

I've been sorry for a long time and wish I could get the opportunity to make it up to her one way or the other.

I was really immature to say such mean words to another human being. Sade no vex abeg.

I hope Shade is still alive to accept your apology, we all have acted immature one way or the other while growing up.

Zonefree:
She can't. She's already fantasizing wrapping her big head around his arms.

Okafor's law must be applied before second week of this month, I can stake my house rent on that.

CoronaVirusPro:
Super Nintendo

Sega Mega drive

Atari

You sound like a gamer

realmindz:
This time last year, I didn’t know I’d be married this year. A lot has happened in one year, met my wife in a strange manner, loved her and finally got married to her.

https://www.nairaland.com/7847420/how-met-fiancee


I will like to keep my anonymity so unfortunately no pictures here. But I can give you a good description, she’s the last child and only daughter, so you know how she must have been pampered. Her mum was so emotional and she had tears roll down her cheek on the D-day, it was lovely though to see such wonderful connection.

My wife is tall, ebony and in her early twenties. White sparkling teeth, bright eyes, always smiling. She’s the perfect gift to me. The wedding was simple yet beautiful. I am so fortunate to have her in my life.

And the best gift came after. Let me whisper it (I met her at home, tear rubber)

Congrats bro, Hope you have really prepared to pamper her like a baby, last born are extremely exceptional and can be more challenging to manage, moreover she is the last born. you go dey alright las-las.

Goodnewsforlife:
Omo this life ehn

Some people are just directionless, it’s anywhere belle face with hate, when buhari was d president any small thing they mention Fulani

But today a Yoruba man is d president n something is happening in anambra but na yorubas dem dey shout

I am sure if another tribe becomes president tomorrow, that tribe too will automatically become their problem

You should know they are bunch of sadistic people, with little or no pride.

BluntCrazeMan:
All these persons that handle guns..

They are just causing lots of nuisance.

They need psychological evaluation .

Kyase:
He may cost us this game
Cameroon should come take him for afcon abeg

Afcon bawo, the idiot suppose they keep for 3rd division club

Whic kain basket keeper Man United put for post so

DeltaOil:
Buhari just gave Dangote our money!
Took our Oil to the South west.

The South West that prefer agebroism, thuggery & rituals

go hug your community transformer if e pain you say refinery dey southwest.

GuruboiNaija:
https://.ng/2023/11/29/kogi-will-overtake-lagos-in-terms-of-development-yahaya-bello/

Nonsense talk, is it more developed than any part of the eastern Nigeria first and northern part before talking of Lagos? they use your people dey catch cruise, in 100 years to come it can never be anything closer to Lagos.

Goalnaldo:
Recently I fell in love for the first time with this 23 year old. It felt great. this was the first time someone is calling me baby and having sleepless nights because of me (before you people begin to ask how old I am, I was born in 1992).

About three days ago we were texting on WhatsApp and I asked her how many ex she had had and her reply was "I can't remember". I was shocked 😲 I asked her if there are too many that's why she can't remember and she said "yes".

I'm concerned.for a 23 year old to have dated many men means she has multiple body counts. Will this affect me in the long run? What advice do you people have for me
PS; I'm not a virgin

Afterall she is trying to be real and not pretend about it, mind you ,no be only you they bleep the babe presently, at such age they still tend to enjoy as many gbola as possible? my advice to you, find a more matured girl that really knows what she wants, as for you 23 years old babe she still have many years of serious knacking ahead to do before she can now decide to slow down and think of her future, probably in the next 6 to 8 years she go relax small

Blakjewelry:
That guy is in bondage like if na normal mature lay, it's understandable but old mama? Comon.

Older women are even more respectful, tolerant and gives more rest of mind than all these small overused kpekus girls that will frustrate life and mental state out from you. If you know you know.

EmperorTolson:
I earn above 70k monthly and I was recently offered a job at Mutual Benefits Assurance Plc as a Marketing Executive, with no salary, only commission and bonuses.
What'd you advise I do? Do you think it's worth it? Please enlighten me.
Thanks.

Dont even try venturing into such commission and bonus stuff, walahi wa la las-las, my advice for you is to stick to the 70kplus salary. if you know you know.

ademola2017:
In 2017, i expressed my deep concerns on nairaland about my now ex wife double dating game before we got married, her attitude towards me and how the relationship was one sided.

I got several advices to let her go but decided to give the marriage another chance but it eventually crashed in March 2022. We did all we could to save the marriage but to no success. We were done patching. No child was involved and absolutely nothing to show for the marriage after 8years of being together. I still feel the pain but it gets better everyday.
I credit myself for not cheating on her till our last days together and even months after our separation.

After several months of being celibate, I had sex with a young 25year old lady. I met her through a family friend 2 months before she got pregnant

Just one intercourse, she became pregnant. At first, i doubted it because I laboured very hard to father a child for 8yrs and with just one sexual intercourse, someone is carry my baby?? with me being very knowledgable about calculating ovulation dates and timely intercourse, it conformed so I had to accept the pregnancy as a sign from God.

Deep down, my new partner and I do not love each other but the respect for each other is on point. We have ZERO expectations from each other. We communicate well and have started living together in peace. No arguements, no drama and no issues at all.

I changed my mindset by taking her as my younger sister and she does same by taking me as an older brother.

It feels strange to be at so much peace with someone that I dont love at all. Our baby is coming and I am scared things may change when the true reality sets in.

What do you guys think?

With time love will find its way into your hearts , you couldn't love her immediately because of your past experience and the pain in your heart. When i met my wife some 13 years back i actually didn't love her and i made it clear to her that i like her but i don't love her, probably due to my past experience, with time i started loving her, now we have 4 kids and i love her with all my heart, i respect and would marry her again in my next life if i see her. Just pray over it and ease yourself , moreover don't look at the age difference , learn to trust and tolerate her to an extent that is comfortable to you.

I wish you all the best .

Padipadi:
Christians in middle belt Nigeria and all areas where there's religious crisis or fulani herdsmen menace should copy IDF. Take the war to the islámists.

Idiot like you, this is how mental derailed people like you trigger religious war with your senseless talk.

Tjra:
I'm an old guy like you too.

Vincent Enyeama is the GOAT.

No contest

Same here, after Enyeama , i will give it to Peter Rufai.

Draslo:
This is not for me. My sister na church worker

My guy's sister is nothing you write home about. Their father has money, like 3 Rolls-Royce parked in the compound type of rich but the girl is very promiscuous. Many big boys on the island have had a fling because she must attend every raving bash. Her SM pages are full of filth in different countries. You'd easily call her online olosho sponsored by politicians. Her friends are worse cos they don't come from that kind of money. This girl is just 23 and already a red flag amongst guys. Even guys that have never seen her unclothedness will claim to have slept with her and people will believe as long as the guy has class.

My guy is getting married in January and doesn't want his only sister there. Can she still be saved?

She maybe a Nymphomaniac .

globalresource:
Why would they use this to cover up when gay relationship is a very open and loud one in america

Not everybody wants to showcase their sex orientation, even when the society allows it.

deekseen:
Those guys may be gays using the woman as a cover.

Boss , this your reply alone shows your level of mentality , your IQ High .

OkCornel:
Lori iro

Vinnie2000:
OK.
Tomorrow's match.
Everton 4 Man UTD 0. 🤨🤨🙂

hammerFC:
DEMOLISHING IGBO PEOPLE HOUSES IN LAGOS, THAT THEY HAVE LITTERED IN THEIR VILLAGES WILL NOT IMPOVERISH THEM.


FOR ANY IGBO MAN TO BUILD HOUSE IN LAGOS, HE HAS FIRST BUILT SIMILAR STRUCTURE OR BETTER IN HIS VILLAGE.



THE QUESTION THAT SHOULD BE IN THE MIND OF YORUBA PEOPLE IS, WHAT WILL BE THE CONSEQUENCES OF DESTROYING THE HOMES OF PEOPLE THAT BUILT AND DEVELOP LAGOS.


TINUBU MAY BE DESTROYING THEIR PROPERTIES AND EXPECTING ONE NIGERIA TO CONTINUE FOREVER OR PERHAPS TO LIVE FOREVER, BUT THAT IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY AND PURE FANTASY BECAUSE TINUBU WILL NOT LIVE FOREVER AND THIS NIGERIA AS IT IS WILL ALSO NOT BE FOREVER.


U DESTROY THE HOUSES, WAR START, ALL OTHER STRUCTURES IN LAGOS DESTROYED AND NIGERIA DIVIDED, WILL TINUBU FAMILY MONEY THEN ERECT ALL THE STRUCTURES WE ALL CAME TOGETHER TO BUILD?


THIS IS JUST ONE SCENARIO AS WE CANNOT SEE THE FUTURE, BUT AGREE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.


WE HEAR HE ALSO WANT TO EXTEND HIS HATE TO ABUJA AND DESTROY IGBO PEOPLE PROPERTIES.


THAT MAN IS DIGGING HIS GRAVE AND ONCE ALL THIS RICH AND WEALTHY PEOPLE UNITE WITH BIAFRA FORCES, IT IS ALL OVER FOR NIGERIA.


BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IGBO PROPERTY OWNERS IN LAGOS ARE THE ONLY SET BACK TO THE BIAFRA MOVING TRAIN. THEY ARE NORMALLY ONE NIGERIA SUPPORTERS.

You are simply a tribal bigot with empty brain , what has tribe got to do with building illegal structure in unauthorized place? If that building belongs to a Yoruba man or Hausa man , he will surely face the-same faith as he has faced. People like you are the one brain washing ignorant fools like yourself that will not do due diligence before acquiring land and get the proper documentation from FHA , can you do the-same in your ill fated state and the FHA wont bring it down? All you people do is criticize Lagos whereas you are suffering more in your states. If your state is that conducive for you then go build it and stay there and stop disturbing Lagos state with your empty brains and ignorance.

Available9:
Muslims see religion as a competition...that's why they kill to get rewarded...and that's another reason why you cannot separate Islam and terrorism.

Ignorance will not kill you, Sense can never be your mate.