₦airaland Forum

Calibrator:
People like that don't learn except through the hard way.. Last time someone tried this nonsense with me.


Switch on the generator, after a few minutes, switch off all appliances in your apartment, preferably with the changeover switch to be on the safe side, then go to your generator and rapidly use a star screwdriver to raise the output to the maximum, it will fry all electrical appliances in your neighbour's apartment.


It is not everything you leave to God or the government to judge, heaven helps those who help themselves!

You bad ooo, lol.

Very important, you need to clear your mess

I don't understand, y are most beautiful women so sweet on the outside but devilish on the inside, they get easily attracted to anything evil & they can keep secrets, you will not know when they need help. Ogbanje and other evil spirits are so comfortable with them, bad spirits always find there way thru them to disturb men. I prefer women that are not beautiful, evil spirits most times ignore them.

All this governors likes power, all they think is how to oppress others who will oppose them, they have money to oppress but they still want more, comparing their corrupt,greed and bad leadership infested brains with the Americans who are matured and developed. They should start changing by repealing the various state laws paying themselves millions of monthly pensions as ex-governors.

The queen's family members who de mourn no de dia, or na Biden de do the burial, abi he be chief mourner? shooo. I like Trump ooo but dis one na bad belle talk.

He is lamenting now, the table Is turning, when he was advised to settle with Ukraine and stop the unprovoked war, he did not agree, because he thinks he has what it takes to finish Ukraine in three days, he refused to listen to the West, now he said, the West is not interested in a peaceful solution and making compromises, that they just want to break all negotiations. Which negotiations again. You want to fight, then fight, nuclear weapon my foot, you think fighting is good, you know how it will start but you don't know how it will end, everybody suffers at the end. He will like to end the war now but shame will not allow him. A country that majority of it's citizen do not support the war. Nigeria should check the mental health of those vying to be president ooo, although in Nigeria's case, corruption, greed and leadership mental health that will be checked with little of psycho.

This mumu anti corruption campaigners cannot not do anything about it, he did not steal the money, make the voucher or pay himself, neither is he the only Aide being paid, the fault is not his, so why threaten to involve the EFCC who knows better. Many professionals are poorly paid in Nigeria, not just the professors and doctors, who most times thinks they are the only ones with problem. The no.1 essential workers which is the SECURITY in any part of the world are well paid but not in Nigeria. No one cares, without the security personnels that secure these so called professionals, who die on a daily basis from job harzards are neglected, no mumu anti corruption campaigners come to their rescue, they could not go to strike and no one go to skrike for them. It is the fear of their presence alone that makes us walk freely on the road, go to sleep with our eyes closed, no one could forcefully collect the food you are about to eat. It would would have been the survival of the fittest especially with the poor state of the nation but this Profs and Docs goes on a yearly strikes and our children and health suffers as a result. When you divide their salaries into five parts, the security can only boast of one part and we all expect a lot from the security. What professionals, everyone is a professional in his field. No one will shift his energy and strength to the politicians who don't see it as stealing but actually take the real money, for just sitting or fighting in the House, then paid over 30M apart other monies from different sources, living large but we rather praise and celebrate them. We don't know our problems yet, it is only when you know your health issues that you can actually solve them.

Very unfortunate that everyone sees only the Police as the problem here, nobody cares about the guys attitude. We are really of the third world country. Because you are able to buy Tokumbo car or you are a yeyebrity, you misbehave on the road, you cannot respect yourself when stopped by the Police, you prefer to attract attention, so that Nigerians who are always quick to judge will call it Police brutality. Spit on the face of a fellow Nigerian and see how far, it will not end well. Other organizations will defend the actions of their men because most times they are not always wrong but the Police will be the first to castigate, humiliate and rubbish their men in public. People hate the Police and the Police hate themselves. With all the risk they take, they kill armed robbers, kidnappers, terrorists and they also get killed on a daily bases despite meagre salary and their families suffers, as the government and the Police abandons them but Nigerians jubilates when they get killed. They are never appreciated. You spit on the face of a Policeman, the Police did not place you where you belong and you still have the gut to tweet that you feel so good as you spat on him. No wonder some people in this part call Nigeria a zoo, though I don't like that sound.

Nairaland campaign rather

Was It enough?

Nobody wrote any message to you on your position, you are just one of those " never grateful to God Pastor", who involves shamelessly in politics, because of what you stand to gain. You forgot to say God reveal to you that Tinubu will be the President. Your opinion does not matter. Tell the truth, are you even a christian?

Black sheep of the family àre everywhere , out of every 12 there must be a Judas. Despite knowing the implications, some Nigerians facing the hardship will not descend so low, even those you think they are sensible, sometimes will take you by surprise. If a Muslim I can understand, but if a christian, then he has successfully joined the list of christians who can sell their birthright. Very unfortunate.

Any person that cannot go home to his state, seen as outcast in another land and a second citizen, just because in the land he sojourned he is given a place and a broom to sweep the environment, sees himself also important instead of being in shame and not to attract attention to himself. Such person should never be taken serious. Always trying to say something to be relevant.

I guess he is a Moslem, he will not see anything wrong

Shame to any christian that vote for Tinubu and without the christians in Nigeria Tinubu can never win but Atiku with larger part of Muslim votes and all the christians votes, will be preferred. Every christians should get PVC, because in the North even their rago will have PVC. Tinubu knows the problem of Nigeria but greed, selfishness will not allow him. He wanted power at all cost. He thinks as incumbent party with powers to change things using structures at their disposal, they will win at all cost, especially when everybody in the main stream of authority, are Muslims. It is clear Tinubu is not good for Nigeria but hunger in Nigeria can make sometimes even the most principled, intelligent, intellectual and disciplined person to sell his birthright.

coputa:
life nor favour anybody,i don offload fish into cold room for yankee,i am just trying to send a messgage to these indomie generation that they have to take life hustle serious.

At least you manage go Yankee, even as a laborer, your pay will be better over there and you think someone who struggle through school to become an Engineer is not serious enough, over a meagre pay of 50k.
He should have informed his boss but the punishment is harsh, at least a warning should do.

If you go back, 2 thins must happen, if your boss na man you get luck, at least you go dey hell fire gate, if na woman na inside the deep part of hell fire direct. Your matter tie wrapper, e be like person wey born slowpoke and person wey no get pikiñ. You get work e no easy, u no get e no easy. This life no balance.

cenaman:
Is Davido OBI-DIENT?

Dem tell you se him na IPOB?

Politicians with selfish interest compare Nigeria to America on State Police, forgetting that we as individuals are the State Police, we will not report suspicious activities around us, even when your neighbor needs help, you keep to yourself, everyone on his own and we think we are like Americans that are advanced, developed and civilized, that can report a shout from neighbor's house, sees it as his responsibility as a citizen, who will wake up in the morning and say GOD BLESS AMERICA. The moment we change our attitude, we will start getting it right. The attacks, killings, terrorism would have reduced greatly. Bad types are harboured, accommodated. How can there be any good when we prefer to do the opposite of what great nations do. Great nations do not celebrate criminals. Be corrupt in China, you are a goner, try it in America, you are in jail, they careless about your status when you err but Nigeria.....

He said he has respect for the low in the rank of the military. FFK is a liar, was he not the person that ridiculed and almost slapped an innocent journalist who was only doing his work. Full of pride, FFK should always remember to talk for himself Nigerians Nigerians as if you care for the common man, you are not a saint either, what was your contribution or impact as minister. You talk too much.

Though southern Muslim are peace loving, do not believe in violence, they even attend church service to celebrate with their Christian friends, neighbors and colleagues when invited, vice versa but Tinubu's calculation still can't work. Obi, his IPOB and social media campaign robots still cannot do the magic in this space they already called a zoo. It is clear Atiku's work is less, no much campaign, they already paved the way for him easily.

The parents, brothers and sisters are not good enough to make the sacrifice and assist the daughter they claim to love, they prefer to use money and because of poverty in the land they would have gotten many of the Marthas out there who can do anything to survive, why the embarrassment they caused themselves and again if they already informed the authorities abroad before the venture and the victim is not a minor, then they shouldn't have any problem while on trial except it is a set up. It's a trying time for them as parent, I think they went about it wrongly believing in the power of money

igbarasdynasty:
There more good people in Nigeria than anywhere else...





We are Obedient!!!!

Certainly, not in IPOB land, not in Biafra land, nothing good will ever come to that land, not even presidency. All the killings of the innocents on that land and supported by all, since in all the communities, non rise against them, you all accept it the way it is. You will also reap from the consequences. All of you paid to campaign on NL, you do it for survival and you know the truth .

Klington:
Buhari has control of everything even the court that ought to be independent and last hope of the oppressed.

Not a matter of having control of the Judiciary, ordinarily and legally, when you jump bail once, in such serious cases levelled against him, you don't expect a part on the back, bringing emotions into logical reasoning, is one problem Nigeria has, I can understand your situation here. Let him eat the food he cooked, in peace. Wait, did you say oppressed, who is oppressed. You want thunder wey de vex fire you abi.

x123xlolls:
What I will say is that, the Quran says:

“[w]hoever kills a soul unless for a soul or for corruption [done] in the land - it is as if he had slain mankind entirely. And whoever saves one - it is as if he had saved mankind entirely.”
(5:32 – Saheeh International translation)

Remember to tell your Muslim brodas, to stop killing the christians at every opportunity and that nobody will give them any seven virgins thereafter.

Triangles1:
I thought I'm heartless but I'm not compare to what people does for money on daily basis.
Chai.

Bros, you are heartless, meaning you are wicked, it takes gut to confess who you really are, you can still change.

For remembering her father, her children will remember her too.

tempest01:
Believe the Nigerian Police at your peril.

I believe the Police but the truth is you people can kill yourselves, I wonder why the Police care, after all the attack and killings of Police, but as you kill yourselves, don't involve the innocent non indigenes who are resident in your region. Infact any person who thinks he will not be a victim and did not relocate, he is on his own, living with Cannibals.

Dem wan die? but dem se election no go hold for dia, so ho wan go that kind place. That place no be prayer point ooo.

I pray for a day the table will turn, when Russia will no longer be on the offensive but on the defensive, whatever US does, whether selfish or not, so long as Russia also feels the heat, where Russia will prefer peace talk. May God help the weak all over the world.

You don't understand what you have and the body language of most employers if there are jobs, it is about what you can do, your ability, your value, really the certificates is not the issue, employers requires the two but exams are most time set, that is when HND guys reap the benefits, cos they are more grounded practically and not with incessant ASUU strike that makes them Chun out half baked graduates. Instead of waisting the years for Bsc, go for PGD, then Masters, upgrade and acquire IT knowledge, then you will be an authority. Get exposed to freelancing, there are jobs online, get mentorship, you will do well on so many jobs platforms like Fiverr, Upwork, and a host of others. No jobs around in Nigeria.
Another option is think and identify what you love to do best, build on it, start little and with prayer, see what God will do for you, you will forget employment/HND/BSC, rather you will be an employer of HND/BSC, who is trying to lose focus hoping on jobs that are not there.
Again, if you are not cool with all the suggestions, going for Bsc will not kill you either, at least you will be at peace with yourself over the vacuum you feel the lack of degree has in you, since you are still young, except that your 3yrs in the university may end up 6yrs, as ASUU will ensure it is so.

Makers49:
I always pass through that road when traveling to my village,this policemen are something else,they will cause a huge gridlock,and will be collecting money from motorists,it serves them right

From your judgement, causing gridlock means they deserve to die and because it is the road to your village and they are obviously your brothers you support evil, you may even be part of them, don't worry the same fate very soon will befall you and your miserable generation. Say Amen ASAP