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Na 3D printer print the baby naaaa

Faithway10:
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge emerged full of smiles outside St Mary's Hospital as they proudly showed off their third child to the waiting world.

Just before 6pm on Monday, the Royal couple as usual, posed on the steps outside the central London hospital where international media and well-wishers had gathered to celebrate the Royal family's new arrival.

This tradition of the Duchess, Kate Middleton always stepping out immediately after she puts to bed has got veteran Nigerian comedian, Ali Baba thinking. He shared a photo of her and wrote;

"The way this lady gives birth and is walking out few hours after, like she went to take passport photographs... is making me think Nigerian hospitals deliberately keep some Nigerian women after they give birth just to increase the hospital bills. I'm not talking of Caesarean birth ooo. Normal childbirth..."

First two pictures are of her carrying Prince George, and Princess Charlotte. The the 3rd is the latest royal baby number 3

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/04/ali-baba-reacts-to-the-duchess-of-cambridge-always-stepping-out-of-the-hospital-immediately-after-she-delivers.html

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naijanewsmag:
Bambam launched a skin care product, 'Bam Beauty Oil' to mark her 29th birthday, just after she was evicted from the BBNaija TV reality show titled “Double Wahala’ Within 24 hours of activation of sales the ex-Big Brother Naija housemate, BamBam reportedly made about N25m

It was gathered that BamBam sold the first 5,000 pieces of the product at N5,000 each and grossed N25m, after she launched the product at her birthday party which family members of Teddy A turned up for at Famous Potatoes, a luxury Intercontinental, fine dining restaurant and Premium indoor & outdoor location in Abuja, a luxury Intercontinental, fine dining restaurant and Premium indoor & outdoor location in Abuja which gave her her first endorsement.

BamBam and Teddy A who were romantically linked in the house, also appeared to have taken their love to another level as Teddy A organised a surprise birthday party for her.

Read more: http://www.naijanewsmag.com/2018/04/bbnaija-bambam-reportedly-made-n25m.html

I agree but do you know what his bills are like?

unmask:
his mode of communication is wrong....but saying he doesn't have money to help, that I don't agree with.....after all his bills, he has more than enough for himself and his extended family

What areas again naaa? Have they ASUU done what they ought to do? With their members chopping girls anyhow like biscuits ....what else do they want ....#UselessPipo

I don't deny he can't help if he wants to but there may be an underlying factor in his not doing that ....no one knows this except he (Mikel).

Gbabe2:
Guy,
You are totally wrong. If he wants to help them, he can. God has placed him in that position to help and make others smile. You live in Nigeria and you know how things work over there. To the glory of God, I don't have a thousand of what he rakes in, yet I do spare a lot to make people smile every now and then. Givers never lack my brother.
I will share my personal experience with Mikel way back in 2006. I was working in a club in London as "PEKE" that's meant for folks that understand. He came into the club and was buying beer for people, which is typical of an african. We crossed our path and I thought my savior for that day has come. Unfortunately for me, he was like do we have Nigerians doing this kind of a job in London and bla bla bla. At the end, he only gave me 10 pounds which I was grateful for. I have met people while doing that job then, that gave me 200 pounds without blinking an eye.
What I can deduce from such experience in life is that, work hard, pray to God, dont ever rely on mortals and whenever you have the opportunity, give, give and give. It is always good to give and make people smile regardless. Thats my one cent

Good so something must have changed or he went through hell from them hence he stopped. Don't forget his father was kidnapped once, that may also be a factor too.

He may be scared of sending money home so no one goes to harm his family ....it may be for their own good but I still believe his father might have been a factor in his behavior if negative to his families.

vickydevoka:
When mike was playing 4 Chelsea he was sending over 1 million to all his siblings every month. I use to be close to tochukwu ( mike fav. last born)

That he got you guys those stuff doesn't mean its all rosy for him ....you don't know what he went through to get all those things. Besides ....ask yourself how many times has he visited you guys?

Nate187:
abeg forget that,my brother is not half as rich as mikel and he is not in the country either but he helps the family in very big ways,and he just got my brother a car ,and got me and my elder brother a Mercedes E350

Try OnePunchMan on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/3894150/place-all-orders-amazon-only I've tried him and he delievered no issues at all.

Faithodoh:
I would like to know how much it would cost to ship items from USA to Nigeria, and is it possible to get the shipping cost of my items before hand?

Ok

Gbabe2:
Guy,
You are totally wrong. If he wants to help them, he can. God has placed him in that position to help and make others smile. You live in Nigeria and you know how things work over there. To the glory of God, I don't have a thousand of what he rakes in, yet I do spare a lot to make people smile every now and then. Givers never lack my brother.

You are very apt with your calculations and understanding but what I was trying to convey out there is not necessarily that paying of taxes or other stuff are hindering Mikel from helping his families but rather of relatives back in Naija trying to swindle their relatives back abroad (vice versa). He may have suffered this or more in recent time hence the voicemail attitude.

The truth however lies in his father ....his father may not be relaying the messages or how other members of the nuclear families are to Mikel. There's no way his father would request for something and not get it from Mikel naaa. If his father truly love his own brother, there's no way he would not have asked Mikel to assist trust me.

In some families ...brothers and sisters may not necessarily be in good terms but that is for another day.

Remember also that once married or in a civil relationship with a foreigner, there's always that tendency to have shared accounts in which case both the woman and man contribute into it and both have to be aware of spendings from it. Mikel might have been in such a relationship.

There's no way the woman would allow Mikel send money home frequently with the way his relatives are bashing him for not marrying from their own tribe. She would always suspect it has to do with another marriage to a Nigerian wife. Trust me ....Mikel can get killed for that. Russian babes are not to be toyed with o!

grandstar:
Trust me, If I had 10% of what some of these guys make, I will make sure none of my relations are poor.

Mikel at Chelsea was making 80,000 pounds a week. With top tax rate at 40% and let us add an extra 10% for other things, he will be left with at least 40,000 pounds a week.

In China, I learnt he earns 140,000 in China weekly. After tax, he will be left with 70,000. That comes to 10,000 a day or 5m a day.

Helping others is more about passion than about what you have.

I know a lady whose dad abandoned her mum and her 4 siblings. They grew up poor.

She however the first born was fortunate to have been born overseas. When she grew up and travelled there, she brought all her siblings to the U.K.

I know another guy, his generous uncle seeing he had been denied visas to America a couple of times decided to pay his school fees in an American university in 1983 ($10,000) which enabled him get a visa. Upon arrival in the States, his nephew kept requesting for money complaining of one problem or the other (He was lying as he eventually bought a car with it)

This nephew upon coming home for the first time in 2007 after 24 years visited his uncle at his house in their hometown. He gave his wife 10,000, gave the uncle 20,000. He now left. The uncle told them to prepare pounded yam with bush meat for him when he returns in the evening.

His nephew never returned.

The nephew travelled back to the States and kept coming to Nigeria regularly but never visited his uncle.

The nephew is now late (2014 or so). His soul rests in peace (Ecc 9:5)

His uncle wish was to help each family and they in turn help those beneath them but it didn't work out that way.

If Mikel Obi was truly generous, his cousin's utterance would be condemned through the goodwill he would have created.

Granted, stroke isn't cheap to treat but I sense the sense of devotion isn't there.

You'd be surprised he'll use 2m or more to come for the burial when it is time. Or do you expect him to fly coach?

These people don't even know how this things work ....you think all that millions he's raking in is all his? Do you know how much of it he needs to spend on tax, insurance, mortgage financing, health care, fitness and so on? Do they realize he's married? Do they also realize he now has kids or his playing days are getting over?

Family, please be patient ....your seemingly wealthy relatives are not your ATM o!

Feminists should be allowed to preach their thing unhindered ....BUT they (feminists) should let us females live our lives unhindered too! What works for one may not work for the other.

If you (feminist) is married to a didirin husband and he is fine with you not cooking his meals, doing his laundry or other activities reserved for a wife ......then fine with you but stop tormenting other women who are not married to a didirin husband and who cares that their meals should be cooked by their wives and laundry done by them ....they (other non-feminists) are fine with this!

Sometimes they just do this thing for the likes on Twitter

prechbills1:
Chimamanda thinks like a backward clock - Dencia

she also said;
Feminism isn’t about cooking & cleaning or whatsoever but like I stated, most of her followers I know will say “they won’t be under a man or whatsoever & when u tell them she is married with a child they are so shocked, her life & feminist ways work for her, the average person sees feminism in a different way.Do u guys know how hard it is being married to someone or raising kids? If a woman thinks that’s something she should be proud of, why even question that? If feminism isn’t about marriage & all why even question her bio? Infact who even questions people’s SM bio? It’s just SM, ladies, live ur lives as u please, don’t let others lives & what works or doesn’t work for others determine ur life.Ur face feminist are humans like u figuring out their lives day by day.Just be humans and stop the extra Tags!! Women already are higher up than men cuz they birth men, stop fighting positions u already have, u raise men, these are ur kids !! Wear ur crown � queens and live ur life.




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Their choice really ....keeping up with the Joneses they call it

Modo9:
I saw this on twitter and decided to share




source https://twitter.com/subdeliveryzone/status/988539551869259778

True but if all 5 are denying, then the bank has no option other than to dismiss them all. The only other option would have been for the bank to carry out forensic investigation into how it was leaked and when. Definitely it was carried out via the bank's network

SuperSuave:
It's gross misconduct on their part releasing such delicate and sensitive information to the public, whoever did that deserves the axe but I'm definitely sure not all 5 had a hand in it.

She's looking kpefed up sef see eyes

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I get you now. Thanks for the clarifications, though I still wonder the rational behind having the children's church underground ....maybe its well fortified though

I will try and visit/fellowship there one of these days if I can find the bus stop from Lekki straight there

Vikkie14:
Nope my sister, actually from the design, the Car parking lots is different from the children section. Children section is directly below the main church auditorium.
Check the picture the OP posted, you will see that to the right of the picture, is located the vehicle parks while to the far left is the main church where the children church is located as well. Did you noticed a bridge dividing them both? The underpass below the bridge is where worshipers will make use of as exit and entrance to the Church and car park.

Na ministers those ones be?

Mdaz:
#CHAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEWS.......

Sanusi knocks ministers for missing meeting with investors

Published

April 22, 2018

ENIOLA AKINKUOTU

The Emir of Kano, Muhammadu Sanusi II, has lambasted Nigerian ministers for missing a meeting with investors in Washington DC despite some of them being in the US.

Speaking to journalists on Saturday at an investment programme organised by the Nigerian Embassy, Sanusi said Nigeria might lose investors because of the attitude of the ministers.

According to the emir, there was no reason for the absence of the officials and the challenges faced at the beginning of the event.

Sanusi said, “We had a meeting today with investors, we were supposed to start by 9am; we started at 10. When I came in, they took me to the ambassador’s office to sit, when investors were waiting there. We had a list of people who were to be here, Vice-President, ministers, some of them are in town, but they haven’t come up.

“You invite top investors, your ministers are in Washington and they do not come to talk to the investors about Nigeria. That is not how you attract investors. If you have this forum in the Rwandan embassy, I assure you President Kagame himself would be there telling people to come to Rwanda.”

According to The Cable, some of the ministers, who were absent from the event, included the Minister of Finance, Mrs. Kemi Adeosun; Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Ibe Kachikwu; and the Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed.

Others, who shunned the event, included the Minister of Power, Babatunde Fashola; the Minister of Mines and Steel Development, Kayode Fayemi; the Minister of Science and Technology, Ogbonnaya Onu; and the Minister of Agriculture, Audu Ogbeh.

The Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Godwin Emefiele; the Executive Secretary, Nigerian Investment Promotion Commission Yewande Sadiku; Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo, and all governors were absent while only the Minister of Transport, Rotimi Amaechi, was present.

The emir added, “Sometimes, it is about how we market ourselves, how we package ourselves. There is absolutely no reason for the Nigerian embassy to arrange a ‘Nigeria is open for Business’ forum with ministers in town, with governors in town, and not have the coordination that they are actually here to meet with these investors.

“There is no reason why we should start one hour late, and there is no reason why the public address system should not work. Because at the end of the day, this is the first point of the country.

“The investors haven’t even come to Nigeria; so, what will be his experience in Abuja if he is having this experience in Washington?”

He said Nigeria should not display complacency because it was the largest economy in Africa, adding that investors could choose to invest in other countries that were more serious than Nigeria.

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Whatever age decides to display in her photosoot shouldn't be anyone's problem. She's got her birth certificate to back her up if needed. I can't decide to display +1 tomorrow and fans would be like she's not +1 cause +1 is not an age? People should grow up jooooor. If I decide to display an age i feel like ....its my business and my business with the law alone NOT with fans or whoever comes across my photograph. Na all these busy-body de make Bubu think say we all de Lazy

contactmorak:
Why do Nigerians have issues with ladies when they celebrate their birthdays and reveal a younger age?

Nollywood actress, Ufedo Sunshine added another year today, April 23, 2018.

The "Pure Honey" star and producer of the movie "The X-List" hits the studio for new photoshoot to mark the day.

But fans have queried the age saying she can never be 24 as she looks older. What do you think?

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2018/04/nollywood-actress-ufedo-sunshine-added.html?m=1

Ok

I guess because its all coming from different donors and sponsors as different packages.

chinjo:
Ebuka few minutes ago announced the breakdown of the 45M as follows:
Cash price 25M,
SUV 12M,
All expense paid trip 4.5M,
home appliances worth 3.5,
Why not just give the 45m to the winner instead of a whooping 25m on SUV, home appliance and holiday.
How many of u think this is fraudulent like me?

CC lalasticlala

Thought it was supposed to be 45 million?

bosah360:
The bbnaija 2018 grand finale has finally come to an end as goes home with a 25million cash price.. With an SUV worth 12 million naira plus other added prices.

It has been an awesome season as the bbnaija season 3 titled double wahala comes to an end..

Miracle is a pilot by profession and has been a very easy going guy in the house and earlier on when the show started he went viral for having an affair with Nina.

Congratulations to MIRACLE as the BBNaija Double Wahala Winner 2018.

How have we arrived at being so insensitive in this country sef. Someone is dying people are snapping away instead of helping, someone dies ....people are snapping, someone is being laid in state, people are snapping. The funny thing is how they will be cringing their faces while looking at the imagine .....but then why snap? God bless the soul of the dead ....sad!

CeeCe will definitely win because she's the worst housemate like Karen Igho did back in the days of Big Brother African ...its all the same script. After this edition and probably the next one, Big Brother Naija show will be dead.

I was just wondering why children's church is underground? Ideally car parks should have occupied a number levels underground and use the elevators to ferry people upstairs for their services instead of placing the the cars on multilevels above the children's church ....make I set my mouth ...what do I know

dorox:
I hope there are enough fire exits out of the building in the event of an emergency, because the restricted ingress and exit doors in that picture will become a death trap should thousands of people suddenly decide to rush for the exit.

Ideally, the children's section should be very close and accessible to the exits for obvious reasons. That is why I am very concerned that the children's safety might not have been prioritized by putting the children's church in the basement which is far from the exits and also requires going up the stairs.

no offense dear

CSTR1003:
Okay.

I apologise for jumping at you.

I'm not referring to Tobi ....all I was saying is the best do not always win meaning even the worst housemates can win if he or she got the number of votes required. Its not as if people outside vote for the best ...these things are manipulated by cliques outside.

CSTR1003:
How was he the best?
His eviction was not out of the blues.

He was not the one with the sharpest wits, neither was he the one with the most striking personality.

The two individuals with either of two qualities are the last two standing.

The best do not always win Big Brother shows

....And the other countries do not?

undarey:
Mikel 31, Shehu Abdullahi 24, Ideye 28, Onazi 26. Ahmed Musa 27, ighalo 25, Ezenwa 27.
We have good chances of winning the world cup, our players are all in their prime.

People get mind shaaa! I remember when Glo finally blocked the IMEI/Blackberry tweak on Android phones, some guy actually called Glo to ask why he can no longer subscribe to Blackberry data on Android phones ....Twale for that guy sha! He even went as far as petitioning NCC sef

What did Europa League Cup go to find in Mexico?

Just like the lady barred from Nigeria Law School call to bar ceremony ...allowing religious beliefs to stand in the way of an opportunity to change the narrative ...SMH