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Ishilove:
Sight target {preferably the pesky neighbourhood cock who goes around terrorising and raping the hens} and close in with a handful of maize in one hand and a big fat stick in the other. When you are close enough,toss the maize and call the target.

The target rushes to you and pecks away happily at your feet,unaware that his end has come.

Raise stick and smash! The target gives a mighty "KWAAAAAA!" and drops dead. Stuff carcass into a basket, fling the murder weapon into the forest and sneak back to your room, where a pot is already on the boil.
 
Another method:
 
Lure target to you with grains of maize. When it is eating its last meal at your feet,grab target by the throat with one hand,ball second hand into a fist, raise fist as high as you can and ...

SMASH! PIPIAOW!! KPUGBUU!!! The target won't know what hit it. Stuff carcass into bag or basket and flee.
 
CAVEAT-This method is messy. Victims might be decapitated.
 
And another. . .
 
Lure target to you in the afore mentioned manner. Swiftly grab target and strangle. Stuff corpse into bag and vamoose.
 
**Author's note-ALL the methods described here have been tried and tested,with satisfactory results {don't ask me who}.

HOWEVER,the success of each method is hinged on the total and complete absence of witnesses.

Nota bene

SlimBrawnie:
Editing apps most times focus and give effect to the face only. There's no way her MUA wouldn't have blended the neck and face.

If you're a guy bashing her, your ignorance is forgiven.

If you are a lady... You are a disappointment to the "sister-hood".

OK bye!

skimmy005:
. nobody is talking abt igosave o

nonut:
Well...she knew what was coming from the beginning. It's not just Igbos. These modafockers supporting Peter wouldn't do the same if he was married to someone else not Yoruba.
Ooni of ife married a woman from another tribe and they made life miserable for her till she divorced.
Yorubas are quick to point out other people's fault but would never acknowledge their own.

nonut:
Haters ko, Likers ni.
That old hag knew she'd get gullible guys like you, and she posted the fake ass wishes.
If she loved them to be together, she shouldn't have allowed her husband to pull out, since he's the overconfident asswipe who thought he's okay without his brother.

stane007:
Peter Okoye's wife, Lola Omotayo, took to Instagram to pen down a heartfelt birthday message to her husband and Paul Okoye of the defunct Psquare group, as they celebrate their 36th birthday. 

Lola Omotayo, who disclosed how much she loves the two brothers wrote; 

"A big birthday shout out to these handsome and talented brothers @peterpsquare and @rudeboypsquare. May the Almighty God continue to bless and protect you two. May he especially soften your hearts towards each other because after all the flashing lights, bells and hype you will still remain blood brothers who shared one womb. #Fact! No matter what you do you will still remain family. #Truth! And whether you like to admit it or not, you love each other. #Doublefact. So use today to reflect on the blessings that the Almighty God has showered upon you thus far and give Him thanks. I wish you two long life, good health, wisdom and happiness. Peter I love you. Paul I love you. Happy Birthday."

https://www.lailasblog.com/whether-like-admit-not-love-lola-omotayo-pens-birthday-message-peter-paul-okoye/

Lalasticlala

Qsscruz:
The world is getting dumber by the day.. I mean, we tend to speak less to eachother by the day all because of social media..By the rate it is going, in ten years, you may need to come online to tell your child that you are in the same room with, to go and have his lunch.. Every advice is now on social media, all fights..Everything.. I believe it is way more effective to talk to eachother in person rather than through the media..

xcelentattitude:
Have you ever wondered where things deleted on your phones or other gadgets go to, then you are in the right company. nairalanders, answers

Explorers:
Serena Williams' stunning wedding dress has finally been revealed in a series of photos taken during and after her Thursday-night ceremony with Reddit founder Alexis Ohanian.






http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5094841/Serena-Williams-reveals-dress-post-wedding-party.html
Lalasticlala, Mynd44

naijastoryz:
FORMER CONGO DICTATOR MOBUTU SESESEKO'S MANSION IS NOW HOME TO RATS, BATS, SNAKES, BIRDS: LESSON TO AFRICAN RULERS

SHARE UNTIL AFRICAN RULERS SEE THIS

This is the House of the former Zaire [now DRC] dictator, Field Marshal Mobutu Sese Seko Kukungbendu Wazabanga.

The magnificent structure constructed on a large expanse of land [equivalent to a minimal game park] was built in his home village called Gbadolite at the cost £100m.

It was considered the "epitome of decor and elegance" in Zaire and beyond. The super structure was decorated with Italian marble, Katangese high-karate gold plated doors and windows, Spanish floor tiles, automatic American air conditioning, Isreali state-of-the-art communication systems, king-size swimming pool, a private airport control tower, 3-4 inch bullet-proof glassware, 5 presidential suites, 6 Jacuzzis and surrounded by a mini game park full of all kinds of wildlife, including Indian tigers.

The structure, which at the time of Mobutu's death was ranked one of the most magnificent private castles ever owned by a sitting Head of State, is now home to wild rats, tropical snakes, gecko lizards, mega snails, scorpions, birds and thousands of wild insects.

Dictators should learn from this. Where are Mobutu’s kids to take over their father’s estate?
Pictures source: Zambezi Reporters

So shall it be for all leaders who looted public resources unless they change and return their loots to public coffers. Aameen

Share this for humanity's sake.

source-http://www.metrodailies.com/congo-dictator-mobutu-sesesekos-mansion/

yoddy:
It's called call termination whereby the calls are routed through the internet to a termination device here in Nigeria and the final connection is via a local number.

This is done for reduced call charges.

BlowJobs:
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designVATExcel:
I don't get, is his name ABC?

Teniola2000:
President Buhari has reacted to the military takeover of power currently happening in Zimbabwe. In a statement released by his media aide, Femi Adesina, President Buhari called for calm, peace and respect for the constitution in Zimbabwe. He urged all political and military stakeholders in Zimbabwe to avoid any action that may plunge the country into unnecessary conflict and impact negatively on the region.

According to President Buhari, “every attempt must be made to resolve all contentious issues by constitutional means in Zimbabwe to save the country from avoidable political instability.”

His appeal came in the wake of reported “military takeover” as a result of rising political tension in the southern African country sequel to President Robert Mugabe’s recent removal of former Vice-President, Emmerson Mnangagwa. This led to the threat by the head of the Armed Forces of Zimbabwe, General Constantino Chiwenga, that “the military will not hesitate to step in” when the issue had to do with protecting the “revolution.”

News from JoelsBlog: https://joelsblog.com.ng/buhari-reacts-to-military-takeover-in-zimbabwe-calls-for-respect-of-constitution/amp/

michlins:
Ayam not understanding. Why a coup when you know that Robert will retain power and probably fight back

Mayflowa:
Lol. Are u a guy? Only boys make the last statement freely!

BlowJobs:
Oh, and about Guy M. I just commot him place now. I was in the truck while replying to this thread all morning. We just finish work.
He's been paying me 90$ for some days now. If we do more than 2 tanks in a day like ww have been doing for couole of days now. If na 2 or 1, na 80$.
He said he can't pay extra 10$ cos him account no go blance. (Stingy man, i still like am sha )

Na dat extra 10$ for few days i say make i use dash my ppl credit.
I bin dey think am sef, save my extra 10 for like 2 weeks in december, use am do Christmas for my Nairaland ppl.

Make we see sha.

My other jobs, i no fit press my phone. Na kitchen, e dey always day busy. So i no dey even bring my phone enta kitchen, na my locker i dey put am. Maybe someday, i go share pictures with you all.