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What do you expect from someine who opens a Youtube Channel teaching babes how to get guys during Christmas ofcourse de guy grabbed the joke naa

Haha ...abeg Front page mods @OP try make am readable ...its so packed no paragraphs and difficult to read.

[quote author=Katier00 ]my hubby n i are on the same page[/quote]You guys need to open a new page be dat o! God don take over tha ona page

I guess dat was when NEPA was still trying shei and or Oil thieving nevercde rampant

Third Incident

Hmmm ..Joseph! I remember you too naaa. Been looking for you abeg inbox me. Hmmm so we plenty? You told me I was your first, last and only one <sob> <sob>

Lol ...nice one. Forgot about stripping naked on twitter? Free show uust like #maheeda

So they no longer could afford cheap wooden coffin again? Naija sef too much corruption

Nice one ...but where we wan get lecturers to manage tbe course kwanu biko oo eh? Shei na all those sadists we call lecturers go able

Ok ...are you looking for a gal ftiend on NL? Me nor understand all the pix o! At least you not yet celebrity naaa

Freedani: the shot will be oversize as usual

Well better pass make e be undersized and sagging takes becomes the order of the day

Just tell the person that e nor meet specification ...no bi by-force

Oya Seun ...be called to order! @OP hope you are satisfied now

[quote author=Ms_Steph]i have done everythin possible but still no show. it is a salary account[/quote]Call and harass them den go open am sharp sharp.

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LMAO ....Nairaland wan turn NairaLunatics abeg oo ...na joke o!

[quote author=Ms_Steph]i had my fcmb account frozen and this is the second week now, i have gone to complain but the account is still not working. i cant withdraw any money from that account. please help.[/quote]It should take immediate effect after you have written to them officially and probably make a deposit into the account right there in the banking hall. Two weeks? Even food wey block inside freezer de thaw within minutes

cramjones: This is Susan Hunt and Femi Fani Kayode all grown up 33 years after. Neither Sue nor Femi changed! Sue is now an executive in Google UK and Femi we all know served as a Minister. Life can take you places...good friendships lasts a life time! Enjoy!

Hahaha ...no wonder FFK name just de pop-up for Google Search any how

Ok ...because OBJ wrote GEJ the 40-man laptop team now digging up dirts on him abi? Who no sabi how man de take sleep with woman before? #mtscheeeeeeeew

Hmmm ...some people shaaa! anyway .@$%&^$@ where do we start from?

Your reproductive rights starts from where it begins and ends where it ends Put simply ....it starts from your head and ends up in the middle-belt region of your body.

If you think it and give in to demands then your legs open ...on the other hand, if you don't think it and don't give in to demands, your legs remain closed. Any attempted attempt at opening your legs by-force is R@pe! Hakanee?

profjustine: Hustle for your self and leave your late fathers landed property alone

Well said!

....And how do you expect us to read this now?

#Waste of time ....bro Jona go just set up committee to review the letter

Why the surprise ...den nor de lek naija politicians naa. They sre first and foremost ...Americans before anytin else. In naija, ffirst and foremost, you musg define either your regional grounds, tribe, religious affiliations, political party, Political Godfather, sponsor before considering the fact you're a Nigerian

Well ....call it a day dearie

Michael Sokoto: so all diz men dem still dey chop nkwobi & shayo Odeku 4 da side?
WANDAFUL!

LMAO ...they do Mkomboti

Hahaha ...so why Ban Ki Moon nor speak on behalf of the rest of the world? Ta ....useless excuse He probably was drunk on flight again ...at least I've not seen any photograph of him there (I beg to be proved wrong).

Posh guys ...living free in Ikoyi . Free Water, Free Light ...big boys only thing is they are within confines.

....But we all know this na? Abeg secodn bass jaaaare! Oyel moni nor go finish. Naa today? We all go get our own share.

25k?

ITbomb: @Mazi , to be sincere the friendzone stuff is not a bother .
This is a nice girl I would really love to have as a wife but if I'm to go all the way n talk like Princesa said right now and peradventure she agrees , my life will be one hell of a complication.
All I'm asking is to please a friend once in a while at least for the fuel I burn to give her light to watch movies , charge phone , sleep on my bed , small recharge etc

Hahaha ....pay back time shei?

thorpido: What do you mean by unclad outfit?

Hahaha ...NL Censor working here -Unclad means #@ked