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I wonder why 2Baba nor de show off lek dis small boyz

Porsin wey nor fit deal with ordinary Benin Republic and hin lawyer de whine about help from GEJ de threaten too? Naija don soffer!

Call FRSC on 0700 - 2255 - 3772 or text them on 0807 - 7690 - 362 please do let us know what we can do to help you. We don't even have your mobile number or data SIM number so we can text you call credits. Happy New Year bro stay safe.

ocelot2006: Power: New+refurbished power stations, expanded transmission facilities, the gas revolution, power generated doubled and increasing

Agriculture: elimination of fertilizer Mafia, increase produce output, national food security ensured, minister named Forbes Man of the Year

Economy: grows at 6% or more, choice investment destination thanks to quick ROI, booming middle class with higher purchasing power, Nigerian economy now LARGEST in AFRICA, and one of the fastest in the WORLD.

AVIATION: All airports TOTALLY refurbished to meet international standards, Nigerian named ICAO chairman

ROADS: Major Federal highways long abandoned noq fixed, cutting down transit time.

RAILWAY: Long abandoned rail projects revitalize d and expanded on. more goods and pax now hauled via rail.

SeCURITY: Still an issue though, BUT armed forces and intelligence agencies better equipped with new kits and an expanded budget. More sophisticated platform now built locally (UAVs, gunboats, firearms, APCs, etc). Results? Total elimination of terror bombing attacks and curbing and repelling of BH raids up north.

ENERGY: Passing of the Local Content Bill thus allowing for more participation of local firms in the upstream sector of the oil and gas industry. Exposure of the subsidy scam, partial withdrawal of subsidy and reinvestment of intended funds in repairing civil infrastructure across the nation (SURE-P).

Now, care to explain to us how GEJ scores an F9? Go on, I'm waiting.

Tell us your laptop number and we will continue from there. Na ICAO chairmanship more than 50 million Nigerian youths go chop? Or how did that affect the ASUU strike? Abeg make ona try think with ona head naaa? Did GEJ promise giving us ICAO or rehabilitate the airports during campaigns? Me sef de wait. #follow#follow

Hmmm ...he didn't go with OBJ's share of cow?

Nice one! God bless him real good

DonColz1: Happy New Year Mr President.

But your report card are as follows:
* Promises - A1
* Project delivery - F9

* Committee Setup Skills - A1
* Corruption Hob-Nobbing (Theory and Practical) - A1
* Home Management (Party & Family) - A9

Hehehehe ...abeg o na joke o!

Hmmm ....anoda opportunity for scammers to thrive on in the new year. Why are these banks not learning naaau? What are the checks and balances in place? do they think that only the token would protect the transaction? Oya naaa ...we de watch

Choi ....so people really take NL like say na do or die affair? Hmmm how I wish na so ona take Nigeria too we for don drive all dem thieving politicians

Please can you post here what their API looks like maybe I can assist. Pay4me is another payment platform that works having all payment cards and banks included. Check out this thread I had with someone in that regards https://www.nairaland.com/1502782/connecting-form-interswitch-webpay

SuperSuave: what does "shisha" means

Glorified name given to smoking weed

I think its been the case since Western Union and Interswitch signed a pact. You redeem your WU through your bank using the Quickteller platform and not Internet Banking ...don't know sha but I've done it through Quickteller before.

Does Ladbrokes allow you to transfer money to your Bank Account here in Nigeria? it is very possible because of the failed details supplied for the Verified By VISA, the card was temporarily blocked. You would need to call your Bank and get them to unblock your card. You may be required to submit a handwritten application as well as proof of ownership.

So unNigerian

Try this link http://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/soups/

@OP do you want to enjoy all the amenities available in Ghana for free? Or you think because you hardly pay for electricity in Nigeria (or rather utilize that you paid for) it will be same else where?

Ghana thrive on taxes as well as income fro Cocoa but yet are able to provide all these unlike Nigeria that jettison Cocoa or agriculture entirely all for Oil and yet cannot provide for her people.

Only those with the get rich quick attitude are crying out like you bro. Not even the UK, US or Canada do they find it any easy.

Lol ...the joys and sorrows of shopping online!

just sit both your mother and sister down and lecture them on the dangers of letting her go at such a tender age. If you don't do this, your sister will eventually run off without trace ...you don't want that do you? Wise counseling would do the job better than threats as advised here by some people.

Small girl ko small girl ni ...wennshe de hump de guy and taping it e never know ..abeg waka pass joor!

Probably the camera not a night vision one. Sad really but requesting a police report before allowing the review of security camera footage seem in place. Its captured under privacy law Just as you can't go to a mobile network and request for the call logs of another mobile subscriber without a police report or even court subpoena.

Ok

Too much Isi-Ewu, Nkwobi, Stout, Fish Pepper Soup, Smirrnoff Ice

What bi 'Screw Magazine' again naaa?

Ita Osun

LMFAO ....SMH ......Nairaland MODs tuale to ona o! Caray go Nacking on the Front Page

Use mouth condom naaa #ewu

sheedy407: Thanking GOD u compared me to someone who is good not Tonto Dike or Charly Boy.

#mumu famzing

ijbeauty: As in shedrack is now a celeb? U r rily an IDIOT. U r jst bin disturbed by inferiority complex. U tink am an asssssss sucker like u. Pls get a life FOOL

Lol ...comment was not to you dear but complementing yours ...nor beef de guy o!

sheedy407: Was at Harp Rhythm Unplugged on sunday,I swear,I was so mind blowing.

Jay Jay was sitting close to me,so I had a chance to take a photo pose with him,I swear,this guy fresh.

Below is myself wif Dbanj,2face,iyanya nd co that made front page weeks ago.

https://www.nairaland.com/1536395/nairalander-dbanj-don-jazzy-2face

@sheedy407

This your woman wrapper trousis ....na die o!

crackhaus: Who took the photo?
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Or is that a re-enactment... Still awkward though!

Na selfie

I wish den go caray all these mad girls wey de pose nude online #maheeda make the river cure dem of all de madness and evil spirit wey de make dem pose nude ....dem de spoil market o!

haibe: Take 1000 and add 40 to it.= 1040

Now add another 1000.=2040

Now add 30.=2070

then Another 1000.=3070

Now add 20.=3090

Now add another 1000.=4090

Now add 10.=4100

And then add 1000=5100

Simple as XYZ.....

Too much waste of time here ....add all the 1000s and add all the other li2 sums to it finish.