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Hmm ... Dream revelation is from God Almighty but I will try as directed.

The dream is one. The goods you are selling in the Market place is your humble character which go before you everywhere you go. The girl in the dream is someone who will try to come into your life either as a friend or love partner. She will be your helper (she's humble and obedient like you).

The crowd gathering are the various people in the village admiring both you and your girl. The guy (her brother) watching over your goods might be for you (protecting you and her). The snake is the hidden danger lurking around waiting for a kill. Falling on your 'ribs' shows that it was meant to attack not your ribs but her ....pangs of jealousy from the people or even her brother.

Bottom line ....pray hard! Naaa joke I de joke o ....but it might just be the spirit directing me jokingly to reveal the meaning. All the best.

....and what is that foolish Waconzy doing with such a man? After now e go begin sing about poor governance and corruption in the country forgetting that they once romanced with the thieves in power.

Imagine the farting argggggh

Chai! Wetin we nor go hear or see for NL? Go rub herbicide. Goodluck

Let her visit to collect the Xmas gift naa #ewu

Any wonder Maheeda (gospel musician) wishing everyone a happy sexmas?

Maybe na APC write am abi? Naija Politicians with den distractive strategies. @Politicians Look ....we never forget about Farcrook, Stella and Bullet Proof Cars, Poor Electricity, Poor Roads, Refineries not working, no employment, Missing $50BN etc ....We never forget.

Wen ona act all the soap finish wen 2015 reach ona go hear from us!

wilsanchez10: abeg where is his hands going to?? my eyes no dey see clearly.

Hahaha ...his hands are far away from the 'destination' you are thinking they are in front

Just before Obama assumed duty as the President of the United States of America, we got a hang of how he's religiously attached to his Blackberry device then. Almost immediately the whole world (including Nigeria) started embracing the device ...I need not refresh our minds on the impact on our youths .

Only recently, Obama himself had to do what our dear babes do in every tushed up hotel rest rooms - Selfies (tagging them using various headies - Home Tinz, Cinema Tinz, Church Tinz etc) ....Funeral Tinz you would say

Anyway, as they said Warri nor de carray lass ....our dear old politicians nor de dull o! Baba Iyabo only recently had to wake up NIPOST to deliver a letter (letter o!) to Aso Rock. I wonder when it was posted sha ...but you can imagine naa from Abeokuta (Ogun State) to Abuja will take not less than a week to deliver (with all den bad roads so).

As if that was not enough ....only last night Iyabo herself had to post another letter all the way from US (at least from her address at the top) I guess using NIPOST equivalent - USPS ...this again would take nothing less than 7 days to arrive Naija and God help those boys at NIPOST nor confiscate am (na joke ooo!).

The point here is ...Why are they not using Emails rather than using 'letters' biko nu? These are people who's been to the top and yet cannot embrace the trend of the day?

Can't Baba Iyabo open a free email say for example baba_hilltop@yahoo.com and send an email to gej4u2nv@yahoo.com? Or na Iyabo wey nor fit open iyabo4luv@yahoo.com and send to baba_hilltop@yahoo.com?

Nnna make thesi peopo nor draw us back o! We the youths of Naija nor de write letter or comprehension again o! We only do PING, 2go, Tweet, Selfie tinz oo!

Ona heleep me tell them o!

Well the father obviously meant well. If they boy is sharp enough, he would invest ample time into furthering his studies while in England. At seventeen years of age, he still got a lot of time ahead of him and can easily finish up to doctorate level and then concentrate on his football career till he retires.

Oya wey Sahara Reporters to confirm

A country without sustainable power supply, moribund steel plant, redundant refineries, importer of finished petroleum products, corrupt politicians, parked satellite in Space ...all of a sudden unveiling indigenous UAV? We need to ask ourselves where did they get the technology from? Re-assembled parts? Haba

Life in Liberia is very easy. Nice beaches and lots of NGOs and dat means lots white men and women Parties every weekends. So lovely and less stress. You don't need to hussle for the US dollars as its everywhere. Yes everywhere as in they spend it as they would their local currency. As for getting a job, you just might be lucky.

Ghana is the opposite of Liberia but den dey try. Lovely party beaches, guys and babes but be ready to face the common 'Nigerian insults'.

Hmm ...naaa joke ooo BUT this thread get potentials no bi small Before night falls, e go don reach 20 pages all filled with bigotry. Abeg Mods FRONT PAGE jaaaareee

Key Soap, Duck Soap or Sunlight

E yaaa ....Daddy Tokunbo, nor vex ya. Na so hin de insult our President o! Infact ona own small sef . As regards the philandering, no be new thing naa ....one oman sef don born for am. Anyway make ona try make court share the loot with ona pickin. The actual problem be say de man don broke e nor get any meaniful job again pass to de harass government. Maybe hin de see ona daughter as 'government' too as she de work for NIGCOMSAT chopping parked satellite toll fee. Kpeeleee o!

So what y'all waiting for? Ghana Must Go Bags? #useless #politicians

Gaskiya ....wat bi your last price jale jale ...

Thank God the senators during Prof Soludo's time did not understand the logic else we would have been in the same situation as Ghana. I doubt they would want to try it now.

Imagine! You be AY and so what? Just do the right thing show your wrist band. The organizers know why they gave him the band. Naija sef ...you for Kanye West naaa! Feeling pissed now sef <tears hair> <walks away>

Photograph of your laptop would help a great deal in assisting you

Choi!

I like this ....negative psyching. Might work ....you never know

Wife Recycling Venture! Sai Aleji

One down ....more to follow! Did I hear you say #mourxxx

Hahaha ...she go be like 'choi see bad market'

kimi awo: Can someone please share tips on our to maintain our white materials! I don't know why my whites easily turns brown, could it be the bleach applied or the ironing , just can place a reason for the cause and how to restore whiteness after usage

Can someone please help...........?

If you stay in Lagos Island area (Lekki Axis) then it probably had to do with the water you use in washing your whites. Most water source in the Island area are from borehole which are very dirty. Elsewhere, you also need to watch the water used in washing.

What do you expect from someine who opens a Youtube Channel teaching babes how to get guys during Christmas ofcourse de guy grabbed the joke naa