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harlos: Laugh is killing me seriously

abeg number wetin i be

Say Super Eagles never lose any friendly no be say they're good oooo Mr NFF. Una think say by putting up weak oppositions be de best? It will definitely backfire.

You go hire Catalonia - team made up of Barcelona and Real Madrid players who are scared of getting hurt or is it Cape Verde wey de do gara gara for field or better still Sparta Rottadam (abi wetin be dem name sef) feeder team? You need to face real opposition to know your team's strenght and weakness.

Ghana in a space of 4 days played Egypt and Tunisia winning both. South Africa even played Norway ....we are are der playing mediocre teams hoping CAF will hand us the trophy on a platter of Gold? sidon der ...not even bronze sef we go see!

This na badt guy!!! imagine @ Your bal (receiving text) chai naija boys o!

venorite: Bro...this is the SMS I got..transaction notification:84000 Cr (CASH DEPOSIT-) on 004*******. Your bal (receiving text)....if you were in my shoe wat will you think...I saw receiving text and thought more messages were going to come

What he's saying is that with $70 you rent (so to speak) a virtual address with MyUS. All your purchases in the US can then be sent to the Address where staff of MyUS will receive such goods and store them for you until such a time you give them the go ahead to ship down to your Nigerian Address. Cost of shipping down to Nigeria is largely dependent on the weight of the items and the courier they use (mostly Fedex and DHL).

You can also try AASCargo. This is a Nigerian owned service based in the US and offers similar bargain like MyUS. Good thing with them is that they help you clear your stuff at the Airport so you either receive them at your home or you personally go to their office and sign them out.

I've used both service so I know them inside out though I prefer to go with the AASCargo ...mind you they can delay sometimes but they get the job done.

profOke: Pls I have these questions: 1) Are you saying shipping to Myus costs $70 or how many shipping will $70 cater for?
2)How do you engage DHL, please I want to live the question open since you have an experience (I want every details)?

Try pay4me.com ...its a Nigerian payment gateway. Handles Nigerian Immigration Service ePassport and Visa application payments worldwide. Charges are on customers not merchants. Give dem a try.

ibietela2: When will the worlds biggest search engine consider to add nigerian merchants in to their checkout? I own a a digital product site but get discourage as no good payment processor to accept payment outside nigeria. 2checkout charges me $8/sale. Is their no alternative?

The are both same just the second one is used mostly for ceremonial activities and which people erroneously fly daily instead of occasions.

....so? How does this affect your number of meals per day?

Otono 77: Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osewa ©

Errrrr.... you smoke suntin? Why de sudden outburst? Abi porsin do you?

So like say we nor tell you now, na so you go de look all the people struggling hard to study any of those courses with bad eye! Mtscheeeeeeew. Anyway what course you study sef? If you had enough time to be discussing marketable course and non-marketable course .....I doubt you're working ...probably you're regreting having studied some course

Idriswhite: I'm sorry for the post if it offends viewers.it's only an assumption a pal brought up for debate.with the opinions garnered here,it's obvious that no knowledge is a waste.

Abeg o... I no under this tory 'A young doctor, Irawo Adamolekun, was shot dead today in Lagos by an unknown gunman. Rapper, Ruggedman witnessed the killing and tweeted about the incident which occurred at Anthony yesterday afternoon. @ bolded.... when did this happen? Yesterday or today?

The old screws at NUC ...have they improved themselves wey nar young engineers dem wan improve? It has to start from the top down to the bottom!

@ your Signature Photograph ....Imagine 27 years after instead na NEPA Dead while PHCN still de Line

bknight:

Distribute de wan you get foss make we see! No bi to de generate we nor see! Abeg boooooo make we hear word

http://www.vestergaard-frandsen.com/lifestraw ...just before 'Chinko' comes up with a fatal 'LiveStraw' or 'Lifastraw'

Hmmm ...rich men for Naija are never arrested by Law Enforcement Agents ...rather they are 'Invited' for a chat even when the 'invitee' is left behind while the host goes home! Ewu ...just de deceive themselves.

Hin smoke suntin? Hin name start with 'P'? Or e bi twin? I no believe this Jude tory shaaaa... e get K-leg

A vivid example of CRAPTOLOGY at its very best!

Hey guys, I happen to come across several people in Nigeria complaining about the stress in making payments for the Nigeria ePassport and FRSC drivers licence through the Pay4me payment gateway. I'm like 'WOW' something that offers straight forward steps? Why is it that we cannot embrace what we are bound to encounter outside our shores? It still baffles me when foreigners complain about the system ...is it that they feel nothing good can come out of Nigeria or Africa when it comes to Online Payments?

Its already bad enough that the likes of PayPal are not allowing payments from some African countries (Nigeria especially) yet we spurn efforts made by ingenious Nigerians at offering alternative payment options for some of our key Government processes to go online and avoid all the touting and bureaucratic bottlenecks known with these processes.

Please lets share our thoughts here and of course vent our anger based on our experiences ....maybe just maybe someone can come up with a better way of doing things acceptable to all.

Mods ...please frontpage! Thanks

O boy sidon for Naija chop ur money jooooor! No place like home.

logica: It does o! For instance when I take pics from inside a BMW X6, I noticed they appear curvy and streamlined; but when taken from inside a Benz G-Wagon they appear more boxy and with straight edges.

She's right boy! Go and study. Stop bombarding people here ...@bolded

Chimezie198: errrm madam aint you gots a man in ur life? Do they reject you?

Yea ...but did the type of car affect or will affect the quality of the photographs? Also did you imagine that the Fire Brigade folks would be in their office sniffing out fire outbreaks with their magical nose? All you need do is dial 112 or 119 or 199 (whichever is applicable) for them and not start trying to get the best pix. All these bloggers are silently wrecking this country (wrecked anyway). Everyone wants to be the first to be acknowledged!

baynix: Smh! Just said that before ppl start complainin abt the quality of the pix!

Where are the mature NLanders??

Anybody stop am from roaming or parading on red carpets? Or did anyone not give him de idea of releasing a musical album, floating a clothing line or doing a reality show? Broke ass guy!

Hillarious

LoL ...all matches spot on!