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What a reason to resign for! Thank God he's not a Nigeria ...we would have hearing all sort of denials, political and otherwise.

Basically what the Americans would want anyone to know. The main koko about the plane itself is yet unknown for security reasons.

Oya Guys Lets see who's first to comment on this ...Handsome kiss awaits the first 1000 Comment! Lets do it

Hmmm ...All these na confusion jaaare! The truth is that if the 'Internet' bandwidth being piped into the 4G/LTE, HSDPA + etc are nothing to write home about then browsing experience remains ZERO! Guys don't forget that during the dial-up abuna ....we had modems doing 14.4Kbps but none of those subscribers could attain up to 5Kbps and then sef the Internet was sloooooow! Simple test,if you like arrange fibre optics connection from your switch to your laptop buy Swift, MTN or Glo Internet bundle see weda you go hit 1GB speed with your download. Guys just relax with your 'device' none can browse any faster than the network providers can 'provide'.

Hahaha ...If Obama don see through Ngo, then Ibidapo don see Dino 'finish' naw yeye man! To see through and see finish, which one better pass?

Hey guys, I just saw this article in the news now that made me roll with laughter ....thats me though. Seriously do you think Nigerians will clamour for GEJ to continue in 2015? Please no bashing but like seriohsly ....is Okupe for real?

I know 2015 would be dicey in terms of North-South rule and maybe lack of credible candidate from both sides but then ....who knows?

Source
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/11/why-nigerians-ll-ask-jonathan-to-run-in-2015-okupe/

Your scrotum is covered by skin and as you know sweat from the body after all detoxification processes is released through the skin. The skin over the scrotum is not any different.

Hidden out in the corner makes it accumulate these sweat and with your laps constantly rubbing against each other and the scrotum, produces frictional heat which further burns fats around the area and excreted in form of mintue oil.

These coagulates and forms the dirt you see. Sometimes also due to excessive sugar in-take,you suffer from yeast problem ...this also affects the ladies causing itches around the pubic region.

Frequent baths and properly drying of the region using talcum powder might help as well as wearing loose fitting clean boxers. I hope this helpsbout.

Chai! Hahaha ...this corruption air for Naija ...na only God go save man o. You pick up something you can't even make effort to track down the owner you run to NL to try sell am. Who know how many gadgets bobo don buy sef. Abeg carry go!

Hahaha ...for the first time GEJ no form committee! Well still waiting for the inauguration though ....he might form a Committee of friends who knows

Naija Police Toh Badt

The basic requirement for you the husband to Settle in the UK is your Wife Actually you will need your Wife to file an application for that settlement Visa for you. Good luck

jamal080: Am a nigeria, i got married to a British lady, WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR FOUR AND HALF YEARS .we had a son and we all resident in nigeria.Now we intend to travel to UK to settle there and start a new LIFE .what is the basic requirement for me as the huband to apply for SETTLEMENT VISA IN UK ?

Hmmm... fertilizers allocated to the North is what Boko Haram is using as their bomb materials.

Wao! No IT big-wig named! All Oil and *&^%$#@@ based businesses!

Ok. How much last? Color? Your location?

house fo sogis: yes pls is it wifi+3g and is the price negotiable

Wifi only or Wifi+3G?

You just spoke my mind ...all these incisive photographs are mis-leading. I guess just to drive traffic to the newspaper's website nothing more.

[quote author=Okija_juju]WTF!!!


That picture is just dead azz wrong!!!

That picture has more than 20 bodies in it!! [/quote]

Na wa for you o! Me and Pacman de run our thing you sef come carry eye come de chook inside ...wowo bisabodi same bisabodi wey carray Pacman go de chook hin eyes for anoda oman b..reast na hin bring we all here now wey porsin nor fit sleep u sef wan start abi? Alrite o!

baddiguy: people dey talk dis one follow join mouth. cmon sharrap there you bladdy wowo woman! you're supposed to be taking lessons in "ugly management". wat has winners even got to do wit d matter at hand?? animal!

Na you sabi. People wey think say na church you go to worship God must be wrong. You obviously went looking for a young babe to squeze but u nfortunately ended up being seated close to a nursing mother ...Sorry oooo I feel your pain. Shei na Winners you be? Sure say you don reserve sit de wait for that fine babe wey go show up and you make nice to her Better gk re-suck your mother slippers breast and get a life! BIG FOOOL!

packman: BUT NO MATTER WHAT I FIT STAND YOUR BOBBI I GO EVEN SUCK AM DRY IF YOU GIVE ME CHANCE......

AND I STILL STAND ON THE FACT BEING A FATHER IS NOT A MERIT/ACHIEVEMENT.......

SHA EVERY BODY IS ENTITLED TO HIS/HER OPINION SHIKINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sily you! If being a father not an achievement then you try go and father someone and see. You wey never fit take eye and liver stand boobi sef mstcheeeew

packman: THAT'S YOUR TAKE ON THIS..... IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL STORY.......

AND POINT OF CORRECTION IT WAS NOT BECAUSE I WAS SINGLE OR BECAUSE I FELT TEMPTED........YOU BETTER THINK WELL OR RATHER READ WELL BEFORE MAKING SUCH A FOOLISH.. COMMENT...

YOU ARE A FATHER SO FVCK WAT......OGA YOU BETTER CALM DOWN.....BEING A FATHER IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT/MERIT

AND THE FACT THAT YOU THOUGHT THE LADY WAS SHY BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE IS A BIG DILUTION ON YOUR PART.....

SHE ONLY FELT THAT IT WAS WRONG BREAST.FEEDING THE BABY INSIDE THE CHURCH AUDITORIUM THAT'S IT....

SO YOU BETTER STOP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH (OGA - FATHER)

...like the poster right? . @OP Why do you think she should go out to breast feed? So if its raining or sun hot she should still be forced out? Mind you, she's in the presence of God the Creator of life and of course remember Jesus Christ admonishing the Jews for driving away the kids frkm coming to Him? Truth is mind your own business ...if a woman in church is scratch her v@gin@ sef ...pluck your eyes and mind away from there ...abi you do like Akpors wey wan help one woman test her milk sake of say de baby de reject am?

overdrive: Not proper could cause distraction to some with wandering tots.

Well ....what do you expect when thesedays everything on sale worldwide has a Made in China stamp. Who know sef ...the microphone used by the President is even made in China ...a eb #wakapass

Na dat sweet wey u get after you remove the 'm' wrapper from the 'tomtom'

Hemanwel: AREA!!!
Bros,I hail oh!which one be 'tomtom' again oh??

Hahahaha ...we have Boko Haram - The Government, Boko Haram - The Opposition and Boko Haram - The Faceless We wonder which one wants the sit-in with FG. As for GMB may be a little nudge from Boko Haram will wake up the truth about him and them ...#justsaying

berem: Na wa o! So there are 3 types of Boko haram? Which one wants to negotiate with the FG? And what happens to the other types of Boko haram? This movie is getting more interesting by the day walahi!

...As long as we continue to hav youths such as we have here on NL fighting each other over ethnic and tribal sentiments, we will be sidelined continually, used and dumped as fighters by the politicians.

acidtalk: Is there any hope for the Youths in Nigeria?

It is the same people over and over again. If no be Danjuma, na Mantu, Abdulsalam, Obasanjo, babangida, Ezeife, Chukwumerije, Ekweme, Lar, Gambo and the less than 1% of Nigerians population still controlling 99% percent of our resources.

Shameless people .....why not pour fuel and light him up?!!! Cowards ...all the fuel subsidy thieves are still flying and parading themselves untouchable round the country na goat thief dem de harrass. Who caused him to go and steal the goat ....no be de same politicians we de worship? You guys wait more will come this xmas period ....with the destruction of innocent people's motorbikes.

topeorekoy: A man was served with Jungle Justice after stealing ram during the Sallah celebrations.

We all know it is wrong to steal another man's property, be it a pen or ram, but the question still remains, is this the right way to deal with such issues?

Some people have said this is the best way to deal it as people don't seem to learn from past events e.g ALUU Boys, and still prefer to take the risk of stealing and damning the consequences.


[img]http://1.bp..com/-nmDs6FlVxnM/UJAywVFhydI/AAAAAAAAEzg/3BqsJCV3eqs/s1600/jungle4.jpg[/img]
https://img.naij.com/n/0d/6/jungle31.jpg
https://img.naij.com/n/00/d/jungle2.jpg
https://img.naij.com/n/0d/0/jungle1.jpg
http://topeorekoya..com/2012/10/pictures-man-served-jungle-justice-for.html

'He said the dam is multi-purpose because it will provide water for domestic use and house a hydro power station that will generate 3.3 MW of power sufficient for Otukpo and other surrounding local governments.
“Otukpo dam will also be used for irrigation and fishing purposes,” Mr Adanu said' ....I de laff ..the ones wey dey are not maintained or working to capacity yet den wan go build new ones. Seems anywhere billions de flow ...PDP are ready to dive into it. Why not build the retaining dam to checkmate Lagdo dam? Mumu people.

Well ...if you're not read to cover your joor-gbo from the innocent kids, how about getting your wife teach the kids not to burst into rooms without knocking or when she notices you're doing your 'thing' in the bathroom. She should also ensure that none of them goes upstairs during your 'thing' session ...before they start making it a habit of remembering the time daddy starts rubbing his 'thing'

[quote author=Idi-Amin]Madam you making assumptions here. I would defo have an issue with my kids naked around aother people. we are a close family, i have been like these with them since they were babies. It's no big issue for them, they dont even look at me, or my manliness. it's not like they go around the house laughing 'I saw daddy's manliness, hehehe'. because we are a close family, they dont even look, I can be in the shower, my son can come in the bathroom pee and walk out without even acknowledging that I am naked in the shower. I get your point though[/quote]

Nice one! Try check your spellings ...Clicking on 'Ikoyi' turns out to 'Ikeja' (...why list them are they state capitals?), Ilorin is NOT iLorin, Makurdi is NOT Markudi etc

S.M.H ...sad what this government is turning people into. Wonder why the government cannot buy back the motorbikes from their owners as a way to compensate them. Many of the riders have families they cater for. If the government see 'okada' men as killers ...are they in anyway different from the Militants in the Niger Delta that were paid billions for their guns and other weapons and are still being paid heftily? Now I guess we have to prepare for the outcome such as this one and others in the waiting ....OUR POLITICIANS ARE JUST #DUMB

HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS? MOD Frontpage pleaseeeeeeee ......Enough of bashing GEJ or Ibos or other tribal sentiments lets bash this people. I remember the last time they (Oyo State Govt) sponsored the wives of law makers to UK to attend a course ....I guess this is now the dividend of the course abi? Nonsense.

Its a shame and tomorrow the same people will come out in the name of being an 'Activist' and be disturbing people's life ....sorry GEJ's Government. N10 million can help the impoverish in Kogi State. Woman wrapper like am. Anyway sha ...I'm sure the wife and brother would be reading this clsely. the brother-in-law sef don talk am before say the man de responsible ...this na another guy de talk o ...SMH

Pennywise: These guys are by far richer than any of us can imagine. To think Dino Melaye can shell out 10million to a girlfriend even as an opposition fringe player in the House of Reps is incredible.

This means that core players like Farouk in his moment of tribulation could have doled out 100million naira without even blinking. It is hardly surprising that the case against him never saw the light of day inspite of all the initial publicity.

All things considered, this careless talk by another of Dino's women may be just as damaging if not more than the first. There is no amount of money he gives his wife now that will be adequate. Lets not forget the thugs who are his immediate constituency and on whom his political career depends.

So much embarrassment ...ooo! Goes on to show that NASS can neither contain the nation's coffers nor their own PANTS! SMH ....Big Big Shame!

k2039: Why are this ladies embarrassing the whole nation.

smh,mtcheew.