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Come to think of it.... Ras Kimono was then seen as being 'too dirty' while Majek was likeable because of his fair complexion and dress attitude. I guess the reverse is the case now. Poor soul.

9jauk: Majekodunmi Yoruba ronu....pls stay away from drugs fellas Plsssss

Wonder where the electricity to power it will come from. Hope they are not planning to install those low powered solar street lights ooo

Lol

As usual. This looks like the first committee setup in the new year #gej

Serena and Venus should just retire and start mentoring this babe. She's the future of American Ladies in Tennis and stop smashing a racket becos of a fellow African-American Sister. BTW instead of she and Venus to be training they traveled down here to dance Etighi and Azonto ....wetin u expect hehehehe

Is this in anyway different from the radio controlled Toy Planes we have around us? Did they build the circuitry or combustion engine or coupled them? In any case thank God that the report did not in their usual manner of reporting use the word 'Invent'.

After having their fill. No bi viewers go decide what be which? Nonsense.

Hahaha... Akpabio looks even worse. Na waaa o with all de loot they can't afford correct zute

defashan: He must be full of steroids,the moment the people leaves,he will jump back in his hospital bed and cover himself with duvet.
Amechi looks si.lly in that ugly coat.With all the loot he stashed,he could not afford a decent coat.

Thank God he didn't ask of #GEJ ....the Government would have been angry Google is trying to ridicule the Government ...#anotherpolicecollege #

Go and look for expo or orijo. One week is too short a time to study for an exam except you just want to cram and pass and dats just it... cram and pass. This one would require you having to think of the money spent for registering the exam, the thoughts of failing and the shame or deprivation you will suffer over it. What people will say about your intelligence etc. These I think is more motivational. Good luck.

Shoooo.... you wan take over your friend husband? Abi you de look for? Anyway.. black not bad if its a nite party.

Where else but Naija....Africa!

Folks... I just saw this now. While it makes sense, the bashing of people's love for their pastors rather than what the whole bible is all about (see bolded), makes it look a bit skewed. Lets have your views.

Christians don’t like Jesus
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January 20, 2013 | 4:12 am
Article of Faith

By Femi Aribisala

We may say we love the Lord because he is our Saviour, but the truth is we don’t like him.


In many respects, the bible is a book of prophecies. God says in the scriptures: “Don’t forget the many times I clearly told you what was going to happen in the future. For I am God- I only- and there is no other like me who can tell you what is going to happen. All I say will come to pass, for I do whatever I wish.” (Isaiah 46:9-10).


Even some of the historical situations presented in the scriptures are prophetic. Therefore, they are fulfilled again and again. For example, the persecution of Isaac by his brother Ishmael is re-enacted in the persecution of Joseph by his brothers, and repeated in the persecution of David by his brothers, and again replicated in the persecution of Jesus by his brothers. Furthermore, the process continues today in the persecution of true believers by pretender Christians.


Prophetic Christians


Since the true believer is created in the image and likeness of Christ, our identity is in the word of God. All we need to do is search the scriptures in order to determine what manner of men we are and what the future holds. This is because the bible does not merely predict the birth, life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. It also foretells the birth, growth and development of the church of Christ.


It is the prophetic revelation about Christians that is of particular interest here. The scriptures indicate that Christians will not like Christ. The church in the wilderness rejected Moses. The Israelites rejected the prophets. The Jews rejected Jesus. Christians will reject the word of God.


God said to Ezekiel: “I am sending you to the people of Israel with my messages. I am not sending you to some far-off foreign land where you can’t understand the language- no, not to tribes with strange, difficult tongues. (If I did, they would listen!) I am sending you to the people of Israel, and they won’t listen to you any more than they listen to me! For the whole lot of them are hard, impudent, and stubborn.” (Ezekiel 3:4-7).


Indeed, the scriptures detail not so much how Jesus is hated by men, as how he is hated by his own people. John says: “He came to his own, and his own did not receive him.” (John 1:11). That statement is prophetic. Today, Christians are supposedly the people of God; so the scripture now applies to us. It means Christians will not receive Christ. Jesus himself observes that: “A prophet is not without honor except in his own country and in his own house.” (Matthew 13:57).


Christian animosity


Most Christians don’t like the Jesus of the bible. We may say we love the Lord because he is our Saviour, but the truth is we don’t like him. “Why don’t you like me?” asks God? “What did I do to drive you away?” “What iniquity did you find in me that turned you against me?” (Jeremiah 2:5). “Hear, O you mountains, the LORD’S complaint, and you strong foundations of the earth; for the LORD has a complaint against his people, and he will contend with Israel. ‘O My people, what have I done to you? And how have I wearied you? Testify against Me.’” (Micah 6:2-3).


Moses says God created man in his own image. However, George Bernard Shaw was right when he said: “We have decided to return the favor.” We have created God in our own image. God says again prophetically: “These things you have done, and I kept silent; you thought that I was altogether like you.” (Psalm 50:21).


Christians don’t really like the God that is revealed in Jesus Christ. Therefore, we contradict him at every turn. We don’t want the God who insists we should love our enemies. (Matthew 5:44-45). We prefer a God who sends the fire of the Holy Ghost to destroy our enemies. We don’t want the God who says those who use the sword will be killed by the sword. (Matthew 26:52). We prefer a God who will be on our side when we go to war. We do not like the God who says we should turn the other cheek. (Luke 6:29). We prefer the God who gives an eye for an eye. We don’t want the God who desires mercy. (Matthew 9:13). We prefer a God who exacts infinite punishment on limited sin.


The God revealed in Christ is far too demanding for us. He wants everything we have. (Luke 14:33). But Christians prefer a God that only requires a tithe. We don’t like the God in Christ who regards men and women as equals. We prefer the Mountain of Fire and Miracles God who legislates that women must not wear trousers. We don’t like the God in Christ who says we should bless those who curse us. (Matthew 5:44). We prefer the God of David Oyedepo who curses his opponents.


Christians don’t like the Jesus who was born in poor and humble circumstances. We prefer the Jesus of our mega-pastors who flies around in jet-planes and even establishes his own airline. We don’t like the Jesus who did not go to school and get a formal education. (John 7:15-16). We prefer the Jesus of Chris Oyakhilome who boasts of his PhD. We prefer the God who establishes church universities where good money is made by collecting high fees.


New improved Jesus


Indeed, the real Jesus of Nazareth has become so offensive to Christians that we have created a new improved Jesus more to our liking. This new Jesus is no longer poor, meek and lowly. But according to some, including such eminent evangelists as Oral Roberts and John Avanzini, he is a rich man who wears “designer clothes.” Jesse Duplantis and others even claim the donkey Jesus rode in humility into Jerusalem was a brand-new “Continental Donkey;” thereby ascribing to it the same status as today’s Cadillac.


Jesus has been given a spiritual makeover. He is no longer physically ugly according to prophecy: “He has no form or comeliness; and when we see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him.” (Isaiah 53:2). The modern-day Jesus is very handsome. He is not even Middle-Eastern any longer: he is European and blue-eyed. In effect, we have fulfilled the prophecy which says of the true Jesus: “He is despised and rejected by men, a man of sorrows and acquainted with grief. And we hid, as it were, our faces from him; he was despised, and we did not esteem Him.” (Isaiah 53:3).


But even more than the fact that we don’t like Jesus personally, we certainly don’t like his doctrine. We don’t like his insistence that we must deny ourselves and take up our cross in order to follow him. (Matthew 16:24). We don’t like his requirement that we have to lose our life in order to save it. (Mark 8:35). We don’t heed his warning that we should not be worldly but should be hated by the world. (John 15:18-20). We don’t obey his injunction not to have any other father but God. (Matthew 23:9). We don’t agree with him that it is impossible for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. (Matthew 19:24).

Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2013/01/christians-dont-like-jesus/

Instead wey you go chop clean mouth ...you de go about show ur self! You wan continue de pay for bandwidth?

Hahaha ....International Impact indeed! Oya #GEJ come give dem national award o .....GCON nor go bad at all! Mtscheeeeeeeeeew! I blame people wey de follow dem on twitter sef ....well can you pull peeps away from pono? Ride on girl maybe you should introduce a pay-per-view site!

<sniffing> ....feeling so appreciated! Oya me thinks the time nigh for Nairalanders to have some sort of mobile apps in appreciatio. Abeg, jooooor ..chairman do something.... amurege!

Hahaha ...See why corruption will never be eradicated in Nigeria? If ordinary Nairaland people rig am sotey e reach 1 Million members within 1 week then clearly corruption is in the air we breathe in Nigeria. Congrats though all multi-membered Nairaland!

Hahahaha... they evsn offer 'transgendered' with detachable dick and pu$$.y. hehehehe husband and wife can use it. Husband: Darling have you finished with our doll? I need some freaking time. Wife: Abeg wait bo.... no be now I start? Hahahaa crazy people out there.

Abeg mods... lets crack our ribs... frontpage joooor

I wonder if the so called Federal Character and quota system has been used in determining the geo-political spread of the 900 troupe Nigeria is sending . .... no dulling o! All tribes in country must within and taste war real-time so dat when the troupe come back home they would help spread the need for harmonious living and tolerance.

Hmmmm ....how nice to know that they've been surviving those screw head nuts that go hay wire shooting innocent people out there. Wish them many more years ahead.

Simple... suck out the corrupt air in the Nigerian atmosphere replacing with a clean one. Truth is every child born in Nigeria once he/she has breathe theair, they become corrupt, starts crying until they're blessed with b.r.e.a.s.t milk. Sad really.

Hmmm ...why do you say that? Do you know that people live on eating Indomie Noodles and Egg? Indomie at maishai sells for N80 while Egg sells for N50 so what are you saying? People are suffering my friend and you better wake up!

Rossikk: There is no way on earth that those figures are true.

Hey folks ....just seeing this now ....Can it be true?

by Lekan Abayomi

Dear Bishop Oyedepo,

I am writing you this letter on behalf of all sane and upright Nigerians.

Kindly explain to us the meaning of these very scary, occult and demonic structures you have spotted our sacred land with.

What is the meaning of these buildings, dear esteemed Bishop?

Are they not a very bad omen that are responsible for bringing the wrath of God to our dear nation. We Nigerians are very spiritual people. We believe in curses, in taboos, in demons and in abominations. Indeed if you are in the Church business as you portray to be, you too understand these things. You understand the purity of life and land and what evil is. After-all it was you who slapped a poor girl who you castigated as being possessed by spirits.

So why have you put these many solid structures that are all types of funny things including the pentagram, structures bearing semblance to the Baphomet, goat head masonic god, 69, or 666, ‘$’ sign, and all other things that since I received a broadcast with the news story, have made me quite uncomfortable and afraid. You do know the structures you built I presume, having a degree in architecture yourself.

So our airplanes fly over these things. Do you know the spiritual implication of this calamity you have constructed on our land? Is this not a reason for the woes of Nigeria?

Dear Bishop, please tear these things down. I am ashamed of our government for giving you a permit to make these type of things on our blessed soil. This is spiritual pollution and it should not be allowed.

To make matters worse, this is an institution where Nigerian youth are being trained to be ‘leaders.’ Dear Bishop, leaders of what? What Covenant University??

How far do human beings go to gain power over wealth and in the challenge of God? Is there not a point where we stop and hold certain things sacred and some areas as no go areas?

Matthew 7:22 Many will say to Me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Thy name? and in Thy name have cast out devils? and in Thy name done many wonderful works? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from Me, you that work iniquity

Where did you learn all these things? In America? Because this occult is foreign to us, and these are the symbols attributed to the illuminati or masons, and linked to Egypt. So you must have imported these things from your sojourn to the US?

Someone should please tell me the right court where you take such matters that have defiled the Church and the land to, to get redress.

It is a sad day for me, and I am really hoping that the aerial images on Google and these symbols we have seen is not true, or the David Oyedepo can come and answer us and show us they are not what they appear to be.

May the Good God watch over his children Amen.

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Toh! Wetin man go do? Boys must chop so den no go vex! Way to go Honorable Minister ....emmmm pls make it a Samsung Galaxy Note 2. The S-Pen would come handy for those farmers who cannot type BUT re more conversant with writing from the RIGHT To the LEFT. The Camera can be used to take photographs of crop diseases and using Google Goggles, they can Google the disease names and better communicate with your team through 2go, Whatsapp, Facebook and even chat up new wives too. Lest I forget it has got NFC for proximity ...who knows through the e-wallet, they can make payments by just tapping their GS Note 2 on the merchant's counter ....shikenna. Ewu!

Farmers lack storage facilities, good roads and transportation, health facilities, good pipe-borne water and other social amenities in the rural areas where they are domiciled yet the BEST thing a government can think of is buy them mobile phones to help improve farm yields .....excess yields that will get spoilt on farm because of the earlier stated reasons. Doctor Minister ...can't you think?

Banks shy away from the rural areas because of the capital investment required to manage same and you think the mobile operators would go there and invest hugely in building masts and base stations? Talking about the Ministry of Communication in partnership ......absolute rubbish ministry!

I call it blog mongering! To many bloggers out there spoiling the broth.

sKeetz: buhahahhaha.....Nigerians and their rumor mongering

What network? All you need do is reconfigure your APN settings but then you need to know what it is.

Na today All de cases.against former governors, speaker Hose of Rep etc still pending den wan go start new one.

I wonder who de pay these people always asking this dumb 'who rocks it better' question. Haba... must we copy everything we see or hear out there? Mtscheeeeeew.

Very simple ...just go to the FRSC website and follow these steps below

Please kindly go through the following steps.
1. Log on to the FRSC Driver's Licence website https://www.nigeriadriverslicence.org/
2. Click on the DL Application Tab
3. Select the Renewal of Licence option
4. Proceed to fill out the application and submit on completion
5. Click on Pay Now after Printing out a copy of the submitted forms
6. On the Pay4me payment page, select the Bank Option to print out the Acknowledgment Slip

7. Proceed to any of the designated banks - UBA, Union Bank, Fidelity Bank, First Bank, Sterling Bank, Keystone Bank, Mainstreet Bank,Enterprise Bank, Ecobank, Diamond Bank etc
To Print out Acknowledgment Slip After submission of Form
1. Click on the link https://www.nigeriadriverslicence.org/dlApplication/renew
2. Enter the following details

Driver's Licence Number
Date of Birth

3. Click on Search to bring up your records and Acknowledgment Slip.

chexyincx: My colleague just procured a temporal Driver's License @ FRSC, Ojota at the cost of #14,725. But I heard it cost #6,000 for renewal and # 6,500 for fresher. Guys I need your contributions to guide me in procuring one for myself this week.
Thank you.

ROTLMAO ....anyway you be 1st to comment! Keep it up!

riket: Few months ago,I had a male patient whom spite the urinal I gave to him overnight soaked the whole bedsheets.the next morning while giving reports to the nurse taking over from me @ the nursing station with other nurses in sight,I told them about wet bed and my thot that the man might be incontinent.
Unfortunately,one loud mouthed akata girl just starting cracking up loudly and saying
You gotta be a virgin cos u aint know dude gat no penis.I was like omg wtf
Honestly,the whole place erupted in laughter and I felt so embarrassed that it took lot of gut to walk off the hovering eyes even though I am a proud of my status quo.
Funny enough,the lady lost her job few weeks after lol. Don't ask me how