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Travel › Re: How To Get The Nigeria Passport by bigtt76(f): 9:04am On Sep 19, 2012
samhay: Can any1 please tell me d requirement needed to get the Nigerian International passport,how much it cost,how long it takes & where to get it in Lagos.plz
Please follow these steps and go to the Passport Office you select during the course of registration Online

Step 1.
Log on to the NIS website at http://portal.immigration.gov.ng/

Step 2.
Select from the links on the home page either Nigerian Standard ePassport (as the case may be)

Step 3.
Select your Country of CURRENT LOCATION as your Processing Country. For example if you're resident in UK or US, select either UK or US as your processing Country as you will be required to go to the nearest Nigerian High Commission or Embassy for data capture and issuance of travel document.
NOTE Failure to select your current country of residence as your processing country will mean your data will NOT be available there for the issuance to take place.

Step 4.
Fill out the forms on the NIS website and submit. Depending on your Country of your Current Residence as the Processing Country your will be redirected to the foreign payment gateway http://swgloballlc.com where you can make your payments in foreign currency. If you're currently in Nigeria you are directed to the Pay4me payment gateway where you have various payment modes - eWallet, Card Payment and Pay@Bank.

Step 5.
Payment modes - eWallet and Card Payments require that you have registered for a login credential on the Pay4me Website to proceed while the Bank option requires you print out an acknowledgment slip and take to the designated bank in Nigeria for payment.
NOTE these option is for Nigerian resident applicants.

Step 6.
Applying through the http://swgloballlc.com (foreign residents) require that you log in with either your Google or Yahoo Email Account details. Note that the name on the Visa or ePassport application MUST match that on the Credit Card being used for payment. If you intend paying for someone other than yourself, PLEASE register the card on the site and wait for approval before proceeding.
Car Talk › Re: How Much Do You Spend On Your Car Monthly On The Average? by bigtt76(f): 5:31am On Sep 19, 2012
chucky234: Only those in Nigeria should post oooo,how will these dollar analysis be of help to us na.
You no sabi wetin den de call Waka Pass? Just ignore that wey no concern you ...no beefing!
Car Talk › Re: How Much Do You Spend On Your Car Monthly On The Average? by bigtt76(f): 5:22am On Sep 19, 2012
acidtalk: With my Boeing 747 private jet.

Aviation fuel per month - N7,550,000
Airport Taxes per month - N8,950,000
Ministry of Aviation tax -N10,568,956
AITA rates for membership -N6,534,098
Airport Touts. -N1,500,000
Unforseen expences for month-N3,000,000


Kiah!!! To be a big man no easy oh!
grin grin grin you no add the cost of taxi to and from the airport? Cost if bribing Air Traffic Controllers to clear the skies for you? Hehehehe
Politics › Re: Lastma Officials Beat Bus Driver To Death by bigtt76(f): 9:54pm On Sep 18, 2012
Shebi u don forget say Internet de assignnumbers called IP Address to any device ehh? Abeg try go offline continue ur yarns before IP Address turn Beast number to you o! Na people like una de preach Vanity upon Vanity yet na high end mobile device you de flex with mtsheeeeeeeeew


y2kaustin: Sadly most Christians do not study the word of GOD for themselves so many will be deceive and receive the mark of the beast.

THE THIRD ANGELS MESSAGE REVELATION 14:6-12. The mark of the beast will be over" WORSHIP" Revelation 14: 9 And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the LAMB.

God is very serious here about those who give worship to the beast and its image. He will not grant mercy to those who receive the mark of the beast."
Business › Re: Ghana To Nigeria by bigtt76(f): 4:48pm On Sep 18, 2012
Babaken: a friend of my use ABC he was charge #170 for each of de goods which ladys bag.
Well looks like its worth it becos of what they will settle Custom agents along the way. Why don't your broda travel over sef? Each trip is 10K on Cross Country. That way he can go back with a lot more and even safer. They hardly check people's bags anyway but they still try to settle them.
Business › Re: Ghana To Nigeria by bigtt76(f): 4:08pm On Sep 18, 2012
Babaken: i have so many of them in my mind like shoes, ladys hand bag, woman wrapper.
Why not make use of either ABC Transport, IFEX, Cross Country or any of those buses plying that route? 10K can't be too high bro considering the number items and cost of the items. It can even be less since you are not buying a whole seat. Normal fare I guess is 10K naira
Romance › Re: What's With Guys And Bad Wrist Watches? by bigtt76(f): 3:53pm On Sep 18, 2012
Of late been seeing ladies wearing BIG men's wrist watch ....looks so disgusting as in ...like they borrowed their boy friend's watches and to make matter worst it's usually white in color argggghhhhhhhh! Ladies why do we stick to our feminine look. There are more trendy watches for ladies abeg ...biko!
Career › Re: We Want To Donate Agro - Machineries To The Fulanies, We Need Their Contacts by bigtt76(f): 11:55am On Sep 17, 2012
send email to boko@bokoharam.is ...they might respond to u grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Webmasters › Re: Eyowo.com Seems To Have Lost Focus by bigtt76(f): 12:16am On Sep 17, 2012
databoy247: When they announced their arrival, we all thought its our own very paypal. But from the story you have just narrated one can do nothing but to sigh. maybe they are having management issues or server issues. But still they ought to have emailed their users when they have difficulties.

The 3k limit on voguepay is really an issue, otherwise their services are great. Simplepay4u is also one to look into but am not still comfortable with them. Maybe you should create your own payment portal in your website using GTpay. The last time i spoke with my account officer regarding it i was told it costs about 75k (am not sure anymore). cool
Try Pay4me.com very reliable. Used on both NIS and FRSC sites. They don't disappoint. API very easy and not a one developer company.
Politics › Re: Patience's Health: Jonathan Seeks Special Prayers by bigtt76(f): 11:17am On Sep 16, 2012
But Naija sef ...I thought people said Office of the First Lady is unconstitutional? Why are people fretting over Patience? Has anyone ever asked about their kids? Now ACN is questioning GEJ ...wetin concern dem or others?
Christianity Etc › Re: Would You Be Offended If Your Pastor Preached From Their Ipad? by bigtt76(f): 5:52am On Sep 14, 2012
Very soon church would be virtualized ...congregation join in fellowship via Skype or through live Youtube broadcast. Collection and tithing through online payment system ...miracles via remote touching of device (already being used) even by BBM or FB sef ....Churching for the future!
Politics › Re: 44 Projects Approved For Niger Delta Region by bigtt76(f): 6:14pm On Sep 13, 2012
Mad Cow: Okay.. How much did the Government approve for looting?! angry
grin grin grin grin ...I guess for every 5 - 10 projects, 3 is strictly for looting (that is ...destined never to be completed).
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Question For NNPC On The 2012 Mass Recruitment- Plz Read! by bigtt76(f): 2:43pm On Sep 12, 2012
The quality of the application site is so so poor you begin to wonder if the process leading to the staff who designed the site was anything to go by. Its sad sha.
Technology Market › Re: UK Used Samsung Nexus S For Sale by bigtt76(f): 11:27am On Sep 09, 2012
Got Samsung Galaxy 7.7 or 10.1?
Adverts › Re: I Have Old Schnapp Bottle For Sale At A Very Good Price.. by bigtt76(f): 11:07am On Sep 09, 2012
Wow! This is vintage ...abeg mod front page please. Thanks!
Family › Re: How Do I Deal With An Annoying Father-in-law ? by bigtt76(f): 10:47am On Sep 09, 2012
Very simple. When next the FIL starts his wimpy behavior, just respond back with this "Pa na wa for you sef. You just de talk anyhow or too much thesedays o. Abeg try slow down small o before you one slap for dat ur dorty mot so" I swear 5 chances to 1 he will oblige you. Its tested!
Business › CPC Directs MTN To Provide Adequate Information On Airplane Promo by bigtt76(op): 12:47pm On Sep 04, 2012
http://roadmapnigeria.com/news/?p=1471

...Gradually sanity coming!
Nairaland General › Re: Clifford Orji's Family Rejects Corpse by bigtt76(f): 6:18pm On Sep 03, 2012
The prisons official said: “The police charged Orji to court and the court in question gave us Clifford Orji to keep for the government, which we did for 13 consecutive years.

“When he eventually died, we could not have buried him.

“So we have to give it to the government hospital to keep for the government.”
grin grin grin grin ...custodian of government property hehehe
Education › Re: University Offers Course On Michael Jackson by bigtt76(f): 4:18pm On Sep 03, 2012
Buahahaha ...I can imagine how their graduation dressing would look like - typical Michael Jackson's jump up pants, white stockings, bowler hat and the Thriller Jacket hehehe ...ewu!
Politics › Re: Naira Has Lost It's Value - CBN by bigtt76(f): 4:16pm On Sep 03, 2012
Well ...what can one say? The price of Gary will definitely not be affected I guess! Hehehe
Family › Re: How Do You Welcome Your Husband Home After Work? by bigtt76(f): 4:29pm On Aug 29, 2012
Best way is to ask 'Dear jou go shop before you fvck or jou go fvck before jou shop <calabar accent>' hehehehe grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Video | Must See: How Many Boyfriends Can A Nigerian Girl Have? by bigtt76(f): 3:39pm On Aug 28, 2012
Buahahaha grin grin grin grin ...see proper ashanties ...this na show for the camera though it happens <wink> <wink>
Celebrities › Re: Happy Birthday To Mercy Johnson by bigtt76(f): 1:03pm On Aug 28, 2012
Abeg Moderator ....BACK Page please!
Celebrities › Re: K-Solo & Wife: Our Fight Was A Publicity Stunt by bigtt76(f): 12:46pm On Aug 28, 2012
Mstcheeeeew ...they probably have forgotten the story of the boy that cried wolf and each time someone respond laughed to the chagrin of the good Samaritans . Of course no help came when the REAL wolf appeared! When the REAL beatings start ...nobody would give heed to her or their cries. Not even Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie (both renown actor/actress) had ever done this ....shameless A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S!
Politics › Re: Dangote Monopolising Power Distribution At Ikorodu by bigtt76(f): 7:10am On Aug 26, 2012
Abeg una leave Dangote alone ....de man just paid his bills in full and in advance! grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: New-List Of President Goodluck Jonathan's Achievements by bigtt76(f): 6:20pm On Aug 23, 2012
...just stumbled on anoda of his achievement - autobiography '....Best Loved' Nigerian President written by xxxxxxx

Politics › Re: New-List Of President Goodluck Jonathan's Achievements by bigtt76(f): 6:18pm On Aug 23, 2012
Pataki: Let me add more: grin grin grin

39: First Nigeria retardycious President (Civil or Military) to debate with himself during an election in Nigeria.
40: First Nigeria retardycious President (Civil or Military) to tell Nigerians to live with bombing.
41: First Nigeria retardycious President (Civil or Military) to call Boko Haram his brother and sister.
42: First Nigeria retardycious President (Civil or Military) to defend MEND publicly.

Please feel free to add more.
grin grin grin grin

43: First Nigeria retardycious President (Civil or Military) to be interviewed by anoda retardycious musician <not calling names o>
44: First Nigeria retardycious President (Civil or Military) to set up a 40-man Laptop Brigade
45: First Nigeria retardycious President (Civil or Military) to implement a policy BEFORE sending to National Assembly for ratification (UNILAG to MAULAG)
Politics › Re: New-List Of President Goodluck Jonathan's Achievements by bigtt76(f): 4:48pm On Aug 23, 2012
Nice one! Let me help add the ones I can think of too

32. First Nigeria President (Civil or Military) to be so insulted and called a 'Retardeen
33. First Nigeria President (Civil or Military) to have his Wife appointed as Permanent Secretary
34. First Nigeria President (Civil or Military) to allocate One BILLION Naira as feeding allowance!
35. First Nigeria President (Civil or Military) to be SHOELESS when young and CLUELESS when old
36. First Nigeria President (Civil or Military) to have corrupt politicians identified but yet not jailed!

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