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Hahaha ...you wan start the illuminati theory abi? My friend so you wey get eye ...you be illuminati no bi so? <rolling eyes>

charloski: that has an eye in it..... hmmmmmm

Song by Aerosmith (Steve Tyler) and not by Bryan Adams. It featured as sound track to Bruce Willis' movie Armageddon. Nice track.

tpacalipse: I don't wanna miss a thing by Bryan Adams. But I sing it to my car since that is the babe I have.

You're right 'retardeen' who ask you for your suggestion? Name calling makes it fun ....Hahaha just kidding apologies for the outburst

I quite agree with you and I think Seun and the mods are currently doing a great job on this. The spate of insults and tribalistic attacks seemed to have abated these few months. The only thing I would suggest is IGNORE the insults and WAKA Pass ...some people are just like that and they seem to get their daily dose of adrenaline rush through being arrogant and insulting.

romi: I will not be suprised that despite the topic of this post, someone still insults another person here as *dumb, fool etc* on this very particular post o

Hahaha ....Occupy OBO you mean?

Israelmossaic: As him mouth the run prapra na so him dick the do gah gah. It's no longer occupy Nigeria it's occupy Bisi

Correct ...abeg help me reply back to @mosesfabiyi question ....What do you call an activist blah blah ...the answer na ToTo Activist oooooooo!

As den nor de fit zip den mouth de run am like say dem no de settle dem for NASS na so e never de fit zip hin shokoto ...oni ranu omo ko mo

Idileke: http://dailypost.com.ng/2012/10/09/im-sure-impregnated-girl-hes-lucky-married-one-calmest-fabiyis-dino-melayes-in-law/

Enough said ....I wonder what goes on in the mind of those supporting the action. Yes the riders are rough and a nuisance but then they do not constitute any more nuisance than they would toting a gun, axe or sledge hammer lying in wait for the rich on 3MB.

Sad enough that the same politicians who during their campaigns introduced the giving away of motorcycles to entice the youth into voting for them, turn around and deprive them of their newly found livelihood.

Funny enough, I doubt any of those who are praising, formulated the policy or crushing the bikes can boldly say they've never ridden on any before. If you've not then i challenge you cast the first stone .....rubbish!

mekaboy: LEAD IN WHAT?

I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT EACH OF THOSE OKADAS REPRESENT A FAMILY, A CHILDS SCHOOL FEES, SOMEONES DAILY BREAD. AND AN OPEN DOOR FOR ARMED ROBBERY, KIDNAPPING AND INSECURITY.

SO WHEN YOU NOTICE THE INCREASE OF ARMED ROBBERY IN LAGOS, DONT ASK WHERE IT CAME FROM. ITS ONE OF THOSE OKADAS YOU SEE THERE. THOSE CAUGHT OFFENDING SHOULD BE MADE TO PAY A FINE, INSTEAD OF DESTROYING THEIR MEANS OF LIVELIHOOD. ITS NOT LIKE GOVT PAYS WELFARE TO SUPPORT ANY CITIZEN, OR THERE ARE EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES, WHERE YOU CAN EASILY WALK IN AND GET A JOB.

THOSE OF YOU PRAISING GOVT FOR THIS, SHOULD NOT BE SURPRISED, WHEN A PREVIOUS OKADA RIDER COMES TO ROB YOU AT NIGHT.

I disagree with your points dear ...the jeans or trousers were so made and not an issue of size. its called 'low waist' and even when a belt is worn across, it makes no difference (so not an issue of belt affordability). As for being a 'lesbo' thing ....I might agree with that

abiL: The people that I've seen with half their b[u]m out in the open for the world to see are:

• people that deceive themselves and buy clothes in sizes that are too small for their fat behind.

• lesbians

• people that can't afford a belt

"though her jeans was sagged,she had no idea that her backside was exposed" Point of correction ...she (like others)is fully aware of the exposed backside.I've seen them times without numberwith one hand behind trying to adjust their top to cover their butt crack hole like say den nor sabi say e go show before leaving home ...shameless tarts

berem: Honestly, I have never posted a topic on NL but what I have been seeing lately by our ladies have pushed me to post this thread.
Many times am on the road,I see lot of ladies with sagged jeans.

What annoys me most is when you see them on motorcycles popularly called Okada,their backside is always exposed.I felt very ashamed as a lady seeing such and you need to see the way men stare at such ladies! I came across a fat lady on Okada today and lo and behold! I see wetin pass my eyes! Come see how okada men just dey look! I was even ashamed on her behalf.though her jeans was sagged,she had no idea that her backside was exposed.omo come see free show! I had to run and meet her to adjust her jeans! Damn!
I have never sagged my jeans so I don't know how is looks like.

I know men sag a lot but is it a good idea for women to sag too?

....and it took you that long to defend it? Abegi...between you and dat ur bobo sef ...I wonder who be the liar. If you like go jand go de ROD all 'Dennis Rodman' you see yea .....guy joystick no go flay, na u bobbi go slack

remmyton: That was a joke, I really wish I have one now

Hmmm ....that man with that heavy stick, seems he knows the guys wella. See how e de use vexation hammer them. Does he really have a human heart? Likewise those watching. Sad really no matter what the boys must have committed ....haba doing this to your fellow humans? Condolence to their parents ....9 months + 14 + x years of University all gone down the drain SMH.

I guess if FG had good policies in place for the youth by way of employment etc ....that man hammering the guys dem head probably would have been at work during the incident

hurlapapa: Just got Shocking Details about what really went Wrong.. Keep reading


An indigene of aluu owed Ugo Some Money and had Vowed not to pay Back. Ugo who was popularly known as Tipsy had gone to meet with a fearless university guy [name withheld] To help them track the debtor who had been on the run.

'Mr Fearless guy' [A Cultist] who was feared by many in the school ad Accepted to accompany his friends to get the debtor tracked down in exchange for a percentage of the debt.

They were joined by their room-Mate, Chidiaka. On their way to the place, they met one of their friend, Tekena, who knew nothing about the plan, and he joined, Just for the hype as in normal with young boys of juvenile age.

That Made 5Boys - Ugo, Lloyd, Chidiaka, tekena and 'Mr Fearless guy' that got to the debtor's Compound. Unknown to the other four, 'Mr Fearless Guy' who was Contracted to Intimidate the debtor just to get the money paid, Went with a Gun.

When they got to the debtor's House, a fight Ensued, as the debtor confronted them. a next door Neighbor, a lady started shouting on top of her Voice, that they were thieves, attracting other bad boys around the area, whom were mainly "VIKINGS", the rival cult group of the one in Contract.


They Swung into Action by Tipping the Vigilante group who confronted the boys, referring to them as thieves. In the process of beating the boys, While they were trying to prove their innocence, the fifth boy, 'Mr Fearless Guy', Who is a cultist, Brought out his Gun to scare the people, and he Escaped, leaving the rest four at the mercy of the villagers.

The Explanation they tried to give fell on the community's deaf ears as the people insisted they must be killed.. and unfortunately they were lynched!!


Note: This Story is an Eye witness account from the 5th boy  who Escaped. he narrated this to Ugo and Lloyd's friend who has pleaded that his identity be kept Secret..

Hmmm ....where the tweets naw or sources? I de wait <hands akimbo ...tapping on foot>!

onatisi: you have no case my friend , drop that line ,it doesnt add up

Shuooo! What case again o? I tell you say I get case for or against the two parties? I'm just saying my mind o jare ...If you accuse person of fleecing his or her sheep of their sweat, and at the same time go behind to another MOG to sell what you've accused the first MOG of ...then I wonder where you expect the second MOG to get the funds to accept your proposal if not tempting the MOG to do the same thing the others have been doing.

My point here is that Tee mac should stop trying to tempt MOGs with such high cost acquisitions and if he and his partner feel the MOG needs it, then they should donate resources for its acquisition shikena! Any beef with this?

Also known as 'KONJIIcitis' curable by using keysoap

kunletiwoo: The body will automatically purge semen if there is no sexual activity. This is likely to happen more often when there are no conscious ejaculations.

Semen is manufactured constantly, for example; If there is a glass full of water, and you add more to it, it overflows. Similarly if one does not indulge in sexual intercourse or masturbation(not asking to you to do), semen will spill out as wet dreams, and is hence, absolutely normal.

A wet dream is medically known as a 'Nocturnal Emission'.

CRAZY ...Whole town after 4 young unarmed men? If the whole town was feeling like a battle-ready militant battalion .....Boko Haram was always a willing opponent - Pound for Pound! Shameless Aluu Villagers

RIP the dead ....Only God knows what the truth about your deaths!

ucforu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUJ1kaVtJfI

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew!.....WAKA PASS <Cat Walks Away> .....Hisssing ....another mumu on the loose!

supereagle: Mr Bethel Lemchi, a former governorship candidate in Imo state, has called on the Federal Government to buy Bakassi Peninsula from Cameroun instead of appealing the ICJ judgement, which ceded the territory to Nigeria's eastern neighbour.

C.R.A.P ....I'm sure it was designed by one of them 1st Class Computer Science Graduate they're always looking for NONSENSE! After dem go begin de cry say omo boys don hack den site. How can you use Joomla ...OpenSource design corporate website and leave behind the default Administrator link intact? Any good Joomla user will jst 'smell' its presence and get down to work.

The painful part of it all is how the banks' Information Security Audit and Control departments are always fussy about any third party platform for payment collection as if the whole world would come down yet ordinary website ....ordinary website ooooooooooooooooooo <holding hands akimbo) GTBank never fit design shoooooo!

Abeg first OP ....hope no bi der u de work sha.....kindly convey our 'good' thoughts yaaa!

Dual Core: What serious Bank will resort to an opensource script (Joomla)? Is opensource not about less expenses and more security risks? Well, thank goodness this site is different from its internet banking interface.
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In this age and time, what quality/usability testing passed this table below to go live?
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The search is terrible
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Is this the wisest use of this space?
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How SEO more unfriendly could one get with these type of URLs: http://www.gtbank.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=10&Itemid=118



I could go on but time is money (especially this time of the day).

In all I would say the site is just a candy coated dirty job.

The graphic design team just had their weeks of hardwork blown by the Joomla boys toying around with plugins.

CHAI!!!!!!! ITS A LIEEEEE! ANOTHER COMMITTEE?? Haba Jona you turn President of Committees? Hmmmm

Lucy001: President has just read his speech, and its all about flooding in some parts of the country, and he has setup a committee to head the investigation and funds are to be given to affected states, and the states are categorized basic on A, B, C, and D respectively.

Hmmmm ...may be na hin 'Alter Ego' (Apologies Charly Boy abi na Linda Boy) prack the babe....hahaha Obe todun Oko no ma paaaa

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Popular actress Bisi Ibidapo Obe granted an interview recently claiming ex-Kogi House of Reps Member, Dino Melaye is responsible for her pregnancy. The married father of three says its all lies. What he said below...

"I am not disturbed about slanderers, I also counsel my beloved friends not to be worried at all over this wicked lies from the pit of hell. I am more than capable to tackle liars and claimants. I am not distracted a bit about this joke and imaginary creation of a serial liar. Am not her 1st victim and may not be the last. Matthew 5:11-12 is clear. No slowing down, no loitering, no parking.”





http://lindaikeji..dk/2012/10/dino-melaye-denies-being-responsible.html

My partner and myself tried to sell him a second hand cargo plane so he can fly food and blankets to disaster areas ....But why he and his partner always targeting Men of God to sell aircraft to? You tempt MOG and when they fall for the sweet talks, you go behind to tongue lash them? I'm not in support of the Jet-Cruising MOGs nor back-stabbing Jet Hawkers ....but I mean do not tempt people and go behind to use it against them.

What stops TeeMac and his partner sourcing funds to manage a humanitarian aircraft for distributing foods to disaster regions for the church he's referring to? If someone is not doing things they way it should be ....SHOW AN EXAMPLE.....BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT THE WORLD TO BE! Ooode!

Na wao .....you destroy small scale refineries when your own large scale ones are not producing ....any sense in that? Why not assist in making them legal and effective. Of course you license and tax them. Ar taya for this mumu government o!

Na only to comot money dash thieves all in the name of subsidies den sabi

Walecole74: Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps has destroyed 615 illegal refineries in Bayelsa, Edo, Cross River and Rivers states in the last three months.

The corps also impounded 120 trucks from oil pipelines vandals between September and October, 2012.

Speaking during a meeting with state corps commanders and other senior officers in Abuja on Saturday, the Commandant-General of the NSCDC, Dr. Ade Abolurin, said the corps was combating vandals in Kogi, Lagos and Bayelsa states.

According to him,  the corps is collaborating with other security agencies to crack down on vandals of critical national infrastructure, adding that many suspects had been arrested and were being prosecuted for economic sabotage.

He explained that the meeting was called to restrategise its operations to respond to the security challenges in the country, noting that the war against vandalism.



http://www.punchng.com/news/nscdc-destroys-615-illegal-refineries/
The CG said his men were working with the Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency, the Nigerian Navy and others to tackle piracy on the sea.

Yes very normal. I learnt you can donate it in some hospice caring for the new borns who lost their mothers or whose mothers cannot get milk out. In the UK someone actually started brreast milk ice creame ....wanna explore same?

Confilass: Hi all,

I had my son 4yrs 6mths ago, and after he stop sucking. Till now my breast milk still comes out in small quantity. Is it normal?

hahaha ...even at that sef ....like for real? Person go wake up early mormo shell out 300K to buy this ride? Haba mana!

olayinkataorid: dis na MAZDA not BLUEBIRD stop getting people confused.

Buahahaha ...300K?!!!! Hmmmm

University of Liverpool is a very good one. cost can be as much as $550/month for 4 credit unit. You're to complete 180 units total to graduate at your own pace.

Hmmm you nor hear say dem de do network expansion? Stop giving a bad dog a bad name ....we know dem way. Kpeleeee

ultraGM: Ops i forgot to State this:
Rest Assure, We won't be needing to provide CBT Device for all candidates at once, We are going to Schedule the Exam on Daily basis for candidates so that may take us up to two weeks to complete the Exam, this will also help most late registered candidates from been transfer to far location as they will be schedule to last cue.

If don't get what i mean As Kaduna Polytechnic PUTME candidates, there Tests was CBT and was schedule everyday.
The Exam was conducted by ETC (they also conduct for , ABU, Unilorin and others)

Be like say dem forget say boys body de HOT wen it comes to JAMB mata....all man go wan write same day. Anyway sha Omo Boys go soon de open websites like Pass4Sure or Testkings de sell Jamb cram dumps 2013 shall be de year of Mugus ....can I hear Amen someone ........!

Hahaha ...this country sef. Imagine the man naming one of the test after himslef 'Dibu Based Testing (Hybrid Test) involving computer presentation of questions and answer options while the correct answers would be on paper. So what happens when he's booted out? The new registrar renames it after him or herself? SMFH