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HealthRe: I'll Be Undergoing Surgical Treatment Of Chronic Empyema Soon (Pictures) by Blackbishop(m): 2:42pm On Aug 18, 2021
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From all of us @[b][/b] : We wish you a successful surgery and praying you get well soon Chief Odewale Adesoye.
Get better and get back to your amazing self soon!
We are Sending you a warm hug, love, and prayers.
We are Sending good, healthy recovery and positive vibes your way.
God gat you!

Please do let us know how we can support you, emotionally, psychologically, financially and otherwise if the needs arise.
God will go before you and be with you all through.
Prayers going up!

It will end in praise brother.
Cheers kiss kiss


Everything is not a joke in life kiddo.
This is a very serious issue being discussed here.
So kindly gtfo with your unsolicited meme.
Annoying kids everywhere.
Knocks!
Really love this spirit. You are really a great person
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden’s Taliban Speech Branded ‘one Of The Most Shameful In US History’(Pix) by Blackbishop(m): 10:57pm On Aug 17, 2021
Righteousness2:
Way back, we spoke on how America ( The Sleeping Giant) has become a shadow of itself.
I said here that America has become a bunch of Clown, heading for Destruction and on the edge of Oblivion.

The USA did not just become a world Power because they had the Dollar. It is GOD ALMIGHTY that makes Kings and Brings down kings. The POWERS that be are Ordained by GOD. GOD Blessed the USA and made her a Super Power.



The USA has over the years deviated from the laid down Godly Foundation of the Founding Fathers. The USA was built on Judaic Godly Principles but today it has become a Cesspool of Iniquity, Abominations, Lawlessness ,unGodliness and everything evil.

Trump who was seen as Unqualified and a Fornicator was GOD'S Mercy on the USA to turn them back to their root. I remember I kept vocing it here that Trump is a Mercy Period.

What is happening now to the USA is just a shadow of what is Coming. When GOD Invest in you and you mess up! Once your cup gets full , it is Disater and Destruction.

America today From its Leadership has turned its back on GOD.
GOD has also turned HIS back on her.

If GOD turned His First Born Isreal to a graveyard and drove them out of their land when they messed up, America aka Babylon the Great will not be Spared.

My Admonishment to all and sundry is this, in this Endtimes, there are Nations that are appointed for Destruction, so ensure you seek God's Face and Permission before you go on that trip, because GOD will only protect the Person he sends to a place.
Am amazed at your level of reasoning even though have made it a serious point to always ignore your short sightedness but how in the world can you meddle religion into world politics. So the common did not tell you that fighting war for 20years and not result it’s better to leave it abi?
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 3:18pm On Aug 14, 2021
AbujaNigeria:
Dear Black Bishop,
Two days ago driving home my 2003 Toyota Corolla Airbag Light suddenly stays On. I have check some connections beneath the drivers and passengers seat and everything is ok. I have not done any electrical work on the car since it came as toks over a year ago.

Please help.
You have so many thing that could leads to that but scanning will actually direct you to the cause.

It could be faulty seat belt or wiring issue or just resetting the airbag system or faulty sensor or the spring behind the airbag might be corroded.

So scan and get the issue sorted out
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:08pm On Aug 12, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Catalytic converter in December. Took Monday morning to Tuesday evening.

Total suspension parts change. May. Took same amount of time

Left car and went home both times.
That is quite cool and well planned out for you.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:28pm On Aug 12, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Lets reason logically together.

I drive everyday. It makes sense that if I don't drive for one day, there'll be a gap on my earnings page. Have you ever seen one of recent?

I've mentioned here that I don't fall sick, and that days I go to the mechanic, I split my works hours.

If I have pain days, I'll show it. How am I expected to post pains that I don't have?
What is the biggest and time consuming repair have you carried out on your car before? And how many hours was spent on repair?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:20pm On Aug 12, 2021
spartacus11:
why is NairaLand always killing links shared especially from blogs and shopping site from Nigeria.

thanks for sharing this, is this your personal Blog Sir, it was easy to read and understanding from a newbie in auto matters
Bro that is my website blog page....

https://bautomobileng.wordpress. com/blog/

Just close the gap between . and the com
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:19am On Aug 12, 2021
*Spark Plugs*

•What is a Spark Plug?
•How does the Spark Plugs Works?
•What Happens when Spark Plug goes bad?
•When to replace the Spark Plugs?

Read through by clicking on the link below
https://bautomobileng./blog/
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op):
*Spark Plugs*

•What is a Spark Plug?
•How does the Spark Plugs Works?
•What Happens when Spark Plug goes bad?
•When to replace the Spark Plugs?

Read through by clicking on the link below
https://bautomobileng./blog/


https://bautomobileng.wordpress. com/blog/

Just close the gap between . and the com
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:33am On Aug 11, 2021
tojahh:
Bro... If you choose ehailing believe it, it will surely pay. The people advising against it has been doing it in over 2 years and them no resign. Yet they claim its not an honorable job.
Just know what drives you, and remember, no one hear will feed you if you fail.

Adios
All I can tell you about most of your adviser here is that “Frustration can be catalyst of push and dreams can also be a push” in quote “catalyst of push”. Some who claim to be in the ant league but can’t detailed how they achieve it is so amazing and whack.

Most of them see this forum as an avenue for their myopic opinions and an avenue to gather likes to feed their ego.
Before they start another war now and one gbagada uncle who likes to join the band wagon of who support my ego joins to open up pots of worms and distasteful content.

Bro sit down analyze your options and make the best use of the info you have to plan ahead.
Am on the fence.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:30pm On Aug 10, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Next time you're driving home a serious point always convert the dollar value to naira equivalent for instant understanding. grin

$40 = 20,000 naira.

20,000 naira for only brake pad for corolla. How much is the car? grin
Bro I don’t get involved in your myopic view of things, but why won’t I go for 20k brake pads that are not ceramics and will last me for as long as 2years before thinking of replacing?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:38am On Aug 10, 2021
BAZ001:
Team Blackbishop and pearl1910
“Sorry to say”, “With due respect “
And then drop fire.



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Baba free us now. Lol.....
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:43am On Aug 08, 2021
obinoral1179:
most times I transfer to bolt drivers and I just showed them the successful app and almost all of them will let me go without waiting maybe it's profiling sha...
Almost all the time I use bolt na transfer I Dey do. And no driver has ever asked me make I wait to confirm even when I tell dem I go wait make dem see alert dem go just laugh say bro no worry I trust you.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:39am On Aug 07, 2021
[quote author=dru23 post=104519024][/quote]Bros you no go leave this clown alone. Or Bazoo don drive for you before wey you wan open him mata here now. Bazoo abeg continue with the cruise we Dey gbadun you wella for dis lougu. Shake table make we flex
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 8:40am On Aug 07, 2021
radautoworks:
fake dey plenty
I try not to impose oil plugs on customer, if he/she had asked for a plug now it is a different case so in this case he asked for product and I gave. No product no get fake but the Liqui-moly is kind of hard to adulterate. With that alone he should get it from a right source and Ladipo source
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:51am On Aug 07, 2021
BAZ001:
Let me start running.
Before I run,let me say thank you for keeping that our Gbagada U.S uncle shout.
What pope191 and Felicity001 couldn’t do for years you just did it with one apology reply.

I don run

[img]https://media./images/78a61344f00a4344a002150a6961696c/tenor.gif[/img]
Another mama’s cooking pot recipe loading bro...
Just braze up and take the bullet on behalf of all us at the table. 1 love brother
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:43pm On Aug 06, 2021
BAZ001:
It’s possible one of the lazy drivers snitched (donfortune48/Gentlelife50 or
pope191 or some of the recruited ants on inDriver they might have gone to tell them I’m about to escape to ants league.
Another ban loading for ruffling this cage again
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:16pm On Aug 06, 2021
BAZ001:
It could be true grin
From all indications, this job is not meant for me and my low mileage Camry.
net 100k dis week rest for 2weeks net 140k and bolt take all bonuses and surge from only me.
Bolt is still investigating your fraudulent account cuz we discover your daily earning has increased from Lazy driver to Ant. You might be eligible for bonus in the next few decades.

Thanks
Uche Bolt
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 10:52am On Aug 06, 2021
danny34:
Pls can you recommend a brand of the 10W40 I can use?

Or is any product ok as long as is 10W40?

Am concerned because of the rate of fake Mobil 1, as I learnt in this thread.

Thank you
Bro you can get Castrol or Liqui-Moly
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 11:23pm On Aug 05, 2021
I'm on Instagram as @b.automobile_nigeria. Install the app to follow Me On Insta Live on Saturday by 4PM to talk about *High Fuel Consumption and likely solution*

Join to be part of the Mechanic Roundtable
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:01pm On Aug 05, 2021
radautoworks:
actually, his advice is spot on. You how for the best and prepare for the worst. You so a pessimistic, optimistic and average forecast when business planning. No doing this is why so many businesses fail.
I was wondering what they are arguing with eyinola for cuz it was a str8 way to plan ahead. When it is at the lowest how much do I make, I don’t plan business looking at cheerfulgiver table to plot mine. I look at the lowest table then work around the mistake he his making to launch mine.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:45am On Aug 05, 2021
dru23:
Banking job in Nigeria is not easy at all .. Yes ur wife is making 300k a month... But you are not telling us how many hours she puts in daily... You are not telling us how early she wakes up in the morning to catch the bus and how late she gets off from work ......

You are not telling us the potential sexual harassment she might have face....FCMB executive drama that happened about few years ago comes to mind.... Female bankers go through hell to meet up with their marketing target........


To me entrepreneur is that best way to go ... Few days ago I posted a video on my whatapps about we parents leaving something behind for our kids... A job will not guarantee your child future.. As a matter of fact if a person dies today at his job .. His boss will easily replace before the burial and the person leaves nothing behind because ur kids can't inherit your job .. But if u have business and u pass away ur kids can inherit your business.......plz let us think about out future and legacy we want to leave for our kids.....


Let us think outside the box ..most business men started little or use something to start a small business and grow big etc

Pearl1910 is an example he started driving to owing his on small fleet of uber cars. Before you know it he will gradually go on into other area of business.. And with a little bit of luck and hard work he will hit it big .. It is all about progression and last last his kids can inherit his business not a job ......

Last last life is what you make it .......
More like it
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:20am On Aug 05, 2021
FuckEveryday:
See ehn, sometime in my life(few years ago) I had the privilege of working in a microfinance bank. That job changed my narrative about cooperate jobs in Nigeria. (Banking)

No shade to UBA and First bank, but there staffs are nothing to write home about financially. The amount of loans they pay to the company I worked for made me shiver.

As at then, the entry level salary was 70k, staffs from the 5-9th floor if I remember correctly earned around 150k - 300k

We had just one customer on the 11th or 12th floor if I remember correctly...he earned arnd 800k plus allowance of 100kplus every 2weeks.

Now this is not heresays. These are people who literally beg me to come pick up there bank statements at there office in Marina. All those banks in Marina was my second office cus I go every now and den to pick up statements and post dated cheques. These guys hv close to nothing left in there accts even 1week after receiving salary, at most 2weeks...even the once collecting Allowance are worse..cus they even borrow more money than the ones earning lower salaries.

Now I'm not saying cooperate jobs are bad, but the way Uber job is disrespected in this thread is crazy..if you can't bear the struggles of struggling with lekki girls, kindly stick to your cooperate job. But if it's a bank job...I can only promise you it's nothing but Suits, Vibes and insha'Allah..
As a former banker with FCMB and Skye Bank you are on point
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:23am On Aug 05, 2021
eyinola:
my own personal problem now is that when I dey salary work i save more, infact some months i don't touch my salary because i get tips from customers everyday plus my weekend bonus but this uber work this week u make 50K na that time one tyre go burst grin, January my car ac empty my account grin, and to earn big u need that energy and long hours on the road, abeg make nobody tell me again say this work easy oooo, the week i work back to back to chase money next week I land for hospital nio ask blackbishop and weightless grin grin no be everybody get power to work 12 hours or more, know whr ur power reach and do ur best , know ur health before u want to chase somebody dash board to avoid story.
Baba no mind them. Taiwo head different from kehinde head. Abeg bro just do you
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op):
High Fuel Consumption: What are the likely causes

High fuel consumption is a particular issue any car user will understand when the car starts acting up.

So many times, I have had customers complain of serious fuel consumption and most kazeems (road side mechanics) attribute that to catalyst or indomie (a term used by those mechanics).

So what are the most like causes of high fuel consumption? It is worth noting that in Nigeria, we majorly have access to bad fuel according to the Department of Pure and Applied Chemistry, Usman Danfodio University, Sokoto. The quality of some fuel in Nigeria is way below international standard.

Likely causes of high fuel consumption could be from the following car parts and driving habits:

- Oxygen sensors
- Air filters
- Spark plugs
- Fuel injectors
- Air Conditioning
- Idling
- Using the Wrong Gear
- Aggressive Driving
- Faulty engine
- Using Poor engine oil
- Poor quality fuels
- Worn out tyres
- Poor maintenance and short distance
- Worn-out clutch
- Warming the car in the morning.

The best corrective measure is to fix the likely cause listed above after running a comprehensive diagnosis on the vehicle.


Most car users refrain from the doing simple corrective maintenance due to negligence and even procrastination. When it comes to car maintenance, ignorance is simply no excuse. ​

To curb unnecessary visits to the fuel station, pay attention to the most tiny detail such as the gas cap of your cars. You might sit back in the car while it is being fueled but always make sure the fuel cap is tightly locked before you start the engine.

I have started an Instagram Live session where people call in to ask questions and I have been able to proffer the best possible solutions.

Follow me on Instagram @b.automobile_nigeria and tune in for the live session every Saturday when at 4pm.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:10pm On Aug 03, 2021
dapotemi:
Honestly, they dont know and i wish they dont learn it the hard way.. Like i said earlier, someone rejected a 100k job offer from me because he prefers driving, he makes more and he's on rental.. If you think those riders you pick up everyday are doing better than you because they're on shirt and tie, with d figures i see here, then you're a joker.. Better take this hussle very seriously, because you are actually earning more than most of us in Victoria island/Ikoyi/Lekki/Ikeja...and if you think its stressful due to malaria/police/lastma wahala on d road, come to the OFFICE and see bigger wahala.. You dont appreciate d FLEXIBILITY advantage you have now, your eyes go clear soon... You wake up on ur own time and term, you decide where to drive to, you decide to park and take lunch, at any time, anywhere, you CLOSE anytime, and you decide to work or sleep the next day. Great flexibility, dont lose it.. Hustle and get your own CAR....
Read my post for the last one week, i have lost about 70k within d last 6 days, just because my office cant give me just 3 hours to quickly go supervise a proj and some boys i put on it. But you, you're making d money and yet highly flexible.. Again, FLEXIBILITY, dont lose it for peanut.. If i display cheerfulgiver dashboard for my next presentation here, more than 70% go consider resignation. Many can afford 3 corolla on their first day of resignation. He's not doing anything special from what i have seen, no be juju, just COMMITMENT. Do the time and simply get rewarded....and leave all this health ambassador to their doom, which is nigh.
Am 100% with you on this, most of our men here if they give them opportunity to be the president, they will still complain of stress.

Most just forgot that nothing comes easy, even been poor comes with a lot of doing nothing. Hustle like say your life depends on it. And leave mata for Mathias.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:58am On Aug 03, 2021
SHOOPSYN:
Boss, I also retuned rider phone charger last week, what is in for me? grin grin... on behalf of Ghost1994, thank you bro.
Lol.... you are covered
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 1:05pm On Aug 02, 2021
Ghost1994:
A woman forget 850k in my car on Saturday how did this happened?

Her son ordered bolt for her from vgc to marina. He didn’t sent her number to me just gave me code to type and told me to park at the pick up gate maybe he doesn’t want me to call her mother whatever reason though.

Well, I picked the woman saw marina but told her “ma’am I can’t park around UBA oh but I’ll park inside oando”

The woman flared saying that all drivers she has ever picked always dropped her at marina UBA because her leg is bad to walk.

I said to myself wahala 1.9 surge I’ll risk it but ma’am I’ll chuck my car for UBA gate so for you to quickly get down and moved on.

I forget to add that she had like 3 bags and she also sat at the back.

Hmmm getting to marina I ended the trip while descending the bridge before UBA trip ended with 7,800 mama it’s a card trip.

Mama replied thanks she horridly get down.

Me not knowing she had forgot one of her bag shocked

It’s a long story I’ll try and go to the point…

Me got a request from same oando to admiralty thank god for life that the rider is a guy and sat in front haaa naso Gbege for happened.

Well I was getting close to Lekki Ikoyi toll naso my phone rang I picked and hearing a crying old woman voice…. Hahah mama please who’s this?

Mama: okomi please owo oja ni (it’s her goods money help me) I was like wrong number jare. Naso I end the call

Her son called that her mum was the one calling please pick it sir

Mama: please brother shebi you be Yoruba I beg you in the name of your creator with Yoruba prayers cheesy my bag is behind I forget 850k please help me I beg I don’t mind to give you something please. I replied with calm voice cos I don’t want the rider I picked to know what’s up.

Me: mama please go and stay inside oando kindly wait for me their I’ve seen your bag behind immediately I dropped my rider, I’m coming ma'am

This woman called me more than 30times at some point I lose my cool “madam it’s your money I’m just heading back kindly wait please now “ I was later mad at myself that I shouted for an elderly person.

Well getting to oando I saw the woman with all those agbero boys wey Dey pursue us whenever we come park and also that yellow chicken republic guy all of Em gathered already.

Gave the woman her bag filled with cash told her to count it. Which she offered me 10k but I told her MAAM ITS YOUR MONEY I CANT TAKE 1 kobo from that money ma and I’m sorry the way I spoke earlier.

Madam was so happy to the point she gave 5k to petrol attendant to fill my vehicle come see drama and cry of joy… grin
Bro free diagnosis and servicing for you.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 12:37pm On Aug 02, 2021
yommytino:
Kenyan runner Abel Mutai was only a few meters from the finish line, but got confused with the signs and stopped, thinking he had finished the race. A Spanish man, Ivan Fernandez, was right behind him and, realizing what was going on started shouting to the Kenyan to keep running. Mutai did not know Spanish and did not understand. Realizing what was going on, Ivan Fernandez pushed Mutai to victory. A reporter asked Ivan, "Why did you do this?" Ivan replied
My dream is that one day we can have some sort of community life where we push ourselves and help each other win." The reporter insisted "But why did you let the Kenyan win?" Ivan replied, "I didn't let him win, he was going to win. The race was his."
The reporter insisted and asked again, "But you could have won!" Ivan looked at him and replied: "But what would be the merit of my victory? What would be the honor of this medal? What would my Mother think of it?"
What values do we teach our children and how much do you inspire others to earn? Most of us take advantage of people's weaknesses instead of helping to strengthen them.
I hope you learn from this story. Most times winning the medal is not the ultimate price.
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You wan open up old wounds. You will start seeing “With due respect “ and Mothers pot and visa application and lazy driver and smelly road side mechanic and so on. Just rest the matter
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:40pm On Aug 01, 2021
BAZ001:
Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You and Blackbishop are 5&6
What you just did to Felicity001 is same thing bishop did to Dru23
Is like when you hear someone talking to an elderly person and says “Sorry Sir” “with due respect “ know that the next thing he wants to say na abuse.

Make una kontinuuu, no more coming in peace. It’s now apologizing and then firing shots.



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Bazoo abeg inbox me your digits I get couple of things to tell you sir with due respect sir
Car TalkRe: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 5:29pm On Aug 01, 2021
danny34:
Please house, what is the recommended engine oil for w203 c200 KOMPRESSOR 2002 model?
Due to the fact that the car is 19 years old and prolly high mileage it is better you use 10W40.
Only if they have not been using mobile oil for it.
Car TalkRe: Repairs by Blackbishop(m): 7:50am On Aug 01, 2021
radautoworks:
This is what the wrong oil weight and/or not doing oil changes when they are due does to your engine. This land cruiser Prado needed a rebuild.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx3ptYFrJWw
I wonder how much more do we need to educate Nigerians about the oil weight. Just imagine the damage done to nice car all because of cutting cost or feigning ignorance
PhonesRe: Just In!!! Clean Iphone 7 Plus 128gb - Uk Used - SOLD by Blackbishop(m): 10:59pm On Jul 27, 2021
80 let's deal

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