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chillex8:
6 corollas confirmed with VALID proof of ownership.
4 more and it's over

Assuming his real names are what am seeing up there

10k wager still on.
We are honorable men. We keep our words.

KTU 122 FZ
AKD 539 FZ
LSR 386 GD
APP 860 FX
EKY 696 FZ
EKY 31 GP

Nigga na Okeke b this JPworld before now, how come another name dey show ontop paper

jpworld:
Nwanna leave all this people. Them think say na to run mouth.

Chillex8 passenger give am new 500naira notes, him wan use me shine, person were never shower for 5days. Because he stay in sango ota, sleep in his partner car, most times

Lol

AngryIgboDon:
This is what Anambra people call NKALI.

jpworld na man you be... You pack action

More Corrollas to your car pack...

You pack action no be small ... Am being tempted to post my bank balances since they say am broke

Ehmmm.... [b]That will be childish though since I made a promise to God to change in 2021.[/b]

By the way, May God bless all of you drivers out there. 2021 will be great for all of us in the mighty name of Jesus... Amen.

Big fool has finally come out to take some shot again...


Idiot you claim not to have met any Nairalander yet you know am fat and smell like a pig.

Fool oya show your evidence also so we can rest

IMBECILLE

jpworld:
My broda, i know say is not easy. We can't be on the same page, because you're a driver and I'm owner. Your interest is to exploit me, so i can give you a very cheap car and my interest is for you to work for me according to market value.

B4 uber i have done danfo, golf 3 for kabu kabu, Sienna for interstate, my experience is what is leading me in this business.

Car owners are not Buhari, we are here to survive just like u.

If u like call me emere in yoruba, is not a problem.

Bro national ID car to prove the name or International passport will prove your credibility

dru23:
Let jpworld state the terms and conditions once and for all... I will put 10k on top extra and a 1 free Bluntseffects spray join.. Let him set it up officially and everyone agree to it ....

Baba rest this one out

@shollywendy1 so this nigga is a Fleet manager?
@Mamarad pls come and see this ooooo


Baba JPworld just post any of your ID with picture and with a car paper that bears your name


So you go put dem for rest

JPworld do the needful.

10k str8 up

Do you need a clean and low mileage cars?
Do you want a car imported?
Do you need a trusted party to transport the car to your prefer location outside Lagos

Then you have the answer

B-Automobile Nigeria Limited

Ma'am for the love of christ just sir back and start making amends.

From your narration it is so messed up for you, how can a man plan and execute a travel plan without you knowing either by error or omission. That speaks volume of you not being present in your home regularly

From interviews to hospital test and reports to some other logistics and yet none of your children deem it possible to even hint you either consciously or unconsciously. Madam you are the definition of a bad mother.

The best bet for you is to start making amendments starting here in naija and don't start any war that will truncated the betterment of your kids.

Blitherine:
For the fan price how much is the cheapest i can get it and for the temperature sensor can it be repaired or it must be replaced and if so how much is it...thank you

Chat me up through my signature

Blitherine:
Happy boxing day yall
Please who had an idea the current price of a 2001 toyota highlander fan...and also temperature gauge is not working at all, any home fix?

For the fan price it depends.

But for the temp guage not working the Coolant Temperature Sensor will be the possible cause.

topsydee007:
I'm only here for advise if insults come with advises, I personally don't mind. Insult no dey gum body

And if u don't have anything to say u can just Waka pass. Peace ✌️

So Lagos street will teach you no be advise?

Bros if I tell you say e easy bros na set up oooo

topsydee007:
Good afternoon everyone. Merry Christmas to each and everyone of us.

I am a here to seek advise. Kindly help me out.

I am a bolt pilot in Abuja for about 2 years now and I want to move down to Lagos to try other thungs but will firstly rely on this Uber/bolt hustle for survival.

In Abuja here. You only need your vehicle papers and DL ... Will I need additional documents in Lagos?

In Abuja over time I have learnt the dos and don'ts and areas not to dare pick rider and I am very familiar Abuja road.

My major challenge is Lagos is that I am not familiar with the road network and fear of NURTw thugs/lastman and all.

I would really appreciate if someone can give me hint of how Lagos hustle is like and tips that might guide me daily.

Thanks in anticipation of your responses.

Don't worry Lagos street will teach you.

Omo this your delusional kparapotism english up there na for Dork members.

In Anticipation of your insults

Thank
Yours Sincerely
Me

peeps4u:
Is felicity0001 on honeymoon with blackbishop?

Well done sir

Lovethaa:
Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/6326669/think-boyfriend-fetish

Dear Valenciabaddie

We met at House on the rock lekki which is a petecostal church and after we got closer I revealed to you that my parents are celestial and I do go to thier church once in a while to which you answered "No problem "..

You even offered to follow me to the church whenever they have special programs and im invited.

Everyone knows that white garment churches makes use of white candles which I have explained to you that it has nothing to do with being fetish

Now the issue of this black soap ,you know very well that my sister is a cosmetologist, and she has been the one you go to for your cream, soap e.t.c since you met me

I took a friend to her shop so she can help her with a job and before I left she suggested I take Allafia black soap with me (Google that )
Recommending it for great skin glow
She gave me the soap and urged me to use it every night before I sleep for the first 7 days for effective results.


Last week Friday u were around and I forgot about the soap totally , by the time I remembered it was too late at night but I still rushed to the bath to make use of it ...

Then the next morning around 4am you're telling me you have to go home 'mmediately?.. I asked you why the sudden change of mind when you already told me you will be spending the week but u never answered, I was forced to drive u back home so early in the morning and I kept asking u if there was anything and u said no problem..


And since then u hardly reply my text or return my calls,I didn't pay attention to it cos I thought u are going through something and you'l let me know when you're better .

Only for me to read your post on Nairaland 3 days after... saying I'm too spiritual and I'm using black soap to bath at a specific time.

The fact that you couldn't talk about this with me was what annoyed me ,so u need public opinion to dictate your private life ??
I came to your house almost immediately only to find that you've told your sister and friend everything that was suppose to be between me and you

So its now you know that a jobless person should not be sending 100k to a woman ,but when I sent it u did not question me the source or try to return the money ,instead u showered me with thanks .

If u ask for money and I couldn't give you'll start complaining You asked I gave still problem. ...
It's your life anyways but pls stop bringing my name/story up on your post or with your friends and family

Because it's obvious you don't understand who you claim to be dating.., at 25 you're still clueless about life ..

you gave your friends who are obviously jealous of your relationship an avenue to decieve you ...


Now strange people coming to my mentions to say I'm a ritualist ..wow !!..
Yes I smashed your phone because Its from my ritual money ..very annoying ..



Anyways

I apologise for Everything...

This will be the first / last time I talk about this again...
:.

The less you pay attention to women matter the better.
They are just confused being.

Still on the matter, one of my female friend made a quotation of what she was spending for xmas to me not quite long, from travelling down to Enugu and back and the whole estimate was roughly going above 130k and I asked her what is the best way forward for her to reinvest such amount on her business of cooking indomie and egg or blow it on show off for villa

Omo she is still calling and begging me to support her with any amount. Very narrow minded set of species.

I wish you all a wonderful xmas.

kingreign:
Toyota/lexus never recommended these fluids for these cars pls.

They recommended 5W30 SN energy conserving for engine, and genuine Toyota transmission fluid Type T-IV for transmission.

Bro next time you jump try and look before you leap.

In my statement "or" was quoted and by the way which board of the company yhu do roundtable with that said 5W20 is not recommended again. IGALA

CHIMCO:
Please I want to know the best choice of oil I will use in My LX 330.

I want to change both the engine oil and gear box oil. Please any Recommendations.

Engine Oil - 5W20 or 5W30 preferably

Tranny - WS transmission Fluid will do

Compliment of the season to you all.

I will highlighting few lines of what to do it how to handle a situation that comes up with your car this period on the road or at the villa.


* First thing first get these tools in your car a T-10, 10,11 12 spanner, screwdriver, and most especially a fuel pump spare. #That is for you travelling
* If your car should start overheating especially on the highway, park at a safe location allow it to cool down very well, then open up the radiator.

In this instance few things are involved, it's either your Gasket or a bad Thermostat or a clogged radiator or a leaking cooling system.

When it cools down open up top up the water and observe for any Leakages around the cooling system.
There is high probability you get to detect the issue with the few points listed above.

If it is the Thermostat, your tools comes in handy, your Thermostat is located around the hose delivering water into the engine block.

If it is leaking cooling system you have to be extremely patient to observe and identify but from experience one funny part is the radiator that is culprit here.


Just get ready to top up and no AC till you drive to a comfy spot.

Second thing is your car going off on the road without warning or with a warning.

There 3 thing that helps a car to run optimally; Air, Fuel and Spark. Once any of the above items is missing or not at the right % your car will surely give warning or totally shut down. Pay attention to your dashboard for warning lights.

For further enquiries just click on my signature

AngryIgboDon:
Akuko Ndi Mgbu, Akuko Ndi Ala, Akuko ndi Eriri Eri, Akuko Mama Ngozi na Ndi Yard. We don't have time. Once you are not talking money, its usually nonsense that will come out.

Una win ooo. For now, am more focused on large paper chase and thunderous success. Na people dey buy house for Banana Island and Eko Atalantic everyday.

For the records, I have not met any Nairalander in my life and don't plan to do so for all eternity. Keep on at guesswork and keep on looking for cheap ways to make me comment and start off keyboard or internet war.

A lot of lies, blackmails and outright deceptive assumptions. I am poor, I am broke and this and am that. I have heard you. Ndi account officers, I greet you all. You all are doing well. Hope its you that manage all my account balances for me and updates me daily on having no postive balance?

New year is coming. Decide on what you want to do with your TIME, PHONE, DATA and HUSTLE.

As for me, am thinking big success in real estate and energy industry (The new Gold).

Hustle Hustle Hustle... When you are focused on hustle everyday, you wouldn't even waste one minute to come online and engage in childish and immature tantrums. All your attention will be focused on cheddar.

Wishing everyone a happy xmas and whatever they wish themselves. As for me and my family, we are focused on the new incoming year because its the year of the true next level that even my enemies will look and say "Wow. Look at what God did for this man again".

I am out of trolling and banters for real. I don pass am tey tey. Una win ooo. For those waiting for violence, that will be in the next century or the day Elephants start laying eggs.

See this glorified baboon "You haven't met any Nairalander and yet you dey talk rubbish of me been fat and smelly" Nigga is all about the paper like every real Nigga. Like I don't deal with with 2 mouth bitch ass nigga, I set them str8.

mgdimagaladima:
I'm experiencing the same thing,,,, can someone please help!!!

There are couple of parts that do contribute to that, in some cars it can be the ECT Sensor otherwise known as Coldstart sensor.

#ECT - Engine Coolant Temperature Sensor

The Fuel Pressure Regulator

The Fuel pump or filter

The Crankshaft Position Sensor
And some other things

All you have to do is get competent Technician to help you thru.

B-Automobile Nigeria Limited

donfortune48:
There's another one that Harboured an oven throughout the period of lockdown. He even secured a job for her through one of his riders. Yet he preach about baby mama and said we should trust women at our own peril.

Me I prefer baby mama sha.

Really

shollywendy1:
See finest boy.
Happy married life brother. God almighty shall make your union a fruitful one.
Divine favour shall resides with you guys as long as you remain together on earth.
"Mabrouk"

Baba na based On God oooo

tojahh:
Big Congratulations Bishop


God bless your new home with plenty of joys in health.

Amen bosses

peeps4u:
See this man that was saying he would likely do baby mama thing just about a month ago. Today, he is a married man.

This is a lesson for everyone who listens to all they read online and takes everything to heart. Many, infact almost everyone, have dual personalities, online and offline.

Happy married life, BlackBishop

Baba no dey read everything by heart oooo.

Am only serious when it comes to money any other thwart here can't even get my attention except I just dey relax not to collapse

pope191:
Bishop my man my interest she looks 18 or is it the palm wine I took this morning

Na my sister oooo....

That is the only lawyer in my house that will threaten to sue me at any slight wahala I give her...

So from now on abeg make una avoid me for this forum.

I get lawyer and I know 10 bad guys who knows 10 different baddest niggas

SenseBoy:
Happy married life boss @Blackbishop
More blessings to come

Thanks bosses

kanuisagoat:
Got a request this night while I was heading home. Destination wasn't too far from my house so I decided to make it a last trip.

Called the rider, confirmed her location and went there. On getting to the location, I called this rider again I was around. Her response, "okay, I'm coming out".

I swipped arrived on the app, kept the vehicle running and was looking at my front back right and left as I waited.

Next thing I saw, order cancelled by passenger. I was so angry and sent her this.

I can only hope another driver does not fall victim

There is a word for people like Angryidiot419, they are called SMELLFUNGUS.

People like JPworld are called NINNYHAMMER

The garrulous bastard called angryidiot said am a pig, this DINGBAT just open his mouth without applying your 6 and display delirium tremens.

Nigga you just pointed out how Mumpsimus you bastard can be and ever be by calling a tribe smelling and think you or the wonderful tribe you come out from thinks they are better than any other tribe. And still claim someone is tribalistic mhen I don't support any fuckshit I only expect common sense from someone we believe are the head of the house or about to be head of the house.

But from all Indications your kids have nothing tangible to learn from you but stupidity. Another dingbat grows to be bigger deepshit.

I remember coming to run diagnosis for your stupid car and you broke bastard have to engrave your name on all parts of your car to your car battery and you go come here and start forming ceo. Begging me with 1k.
Nigga am just short of words for you.

In fact replying you is an insult to your intelligence. Your thinking faculty is inversely proportional to your height.


Nigga quote me cuz some nitwit enjoys the conflagration

AngryIgboDon:
Most of you saying South East Ladies on Bolt are uncultured are just being plain stupid and naive.

This was same way one mugu stereotyped Northerners as being the best till one of them prooved that crime knows no boundaries. The Northern lady turned out to be a hardcore crook.

For the records, majority of Yoruba ladies I carry smell a lot, speak vulgar yoruba, make a whole of noise and have no class at all.

The South South ladies are not left out. Those ones can wear one pant for one week.

My point? Most human beings are nasty in nature. They can come from any tribe, region, country or religion.

Hey COCKALORUM, don't be a Pillok all your life, or a Snollygoster. Your big guy little mind personality won't help you on a long run sensible people are asking how to quite the tribalism you are here jamming rubbish. Just do your tiny mind a favor. GET A LIFE

[quote author=dru23 post=97192685][/quote]Boss wetin now, take sideline on this 1

deedee44:
Give me your COD name make i add you

Add Blackbishop

pope191:
Let's not take this thing too far or get emotional, we r all in dis game. When you want to note your point, you use "Women", meaning they are aged enough to talk to you (rich or poor) and you over look, cos of their age. Here we r talking about young ladies with wack perception, they've taken drivers as lowlife and her ready to equate one with rag.

As much as I believe ladies r wonderful creatures with funny characters. A lady can go thro 3 emotional swings in 5 mins, 1st call; yell at d person on d other end of d call, 2nd call, smile and calm chat, 3rd call; cry over d phone But really u can't take respect away from the yoruba's, they can only change it for u, if you try to form television.

Bless you bro