₦airaland Forum

KnowAll: He even made a blunder about 2 months ago, when he was question about 42 billion we had in reserve by the national assembly. He said 7 billion out of that money belongs to the federal govt, and the remainder belongs to the CBN. Who owns the CBN,

People like you wonder why the federal government haven't orders CBN to print more money.

I can understand the English affinity to dogs judging by their rabid nature over grown men running around a leather ball.

WesleyanA: I guess you could tell your mom you don't like being called that (aje butter) maybe she'll stop. . .
If your mom's friend [/b]calls you aje butter. make sure you call her kids aje butter the next time you go visit them and see how she feels about it.

dikizie: Your [b]parents probably call you Aje butter, because of the way you handle house chores and your interactions with people.

Is this a knock on reading comprehension or what

omogenaija: it wasn't my parents

Thanks for the clarification.

Naija men lack dress sense? Really? This is as stupid a stereotype as stupid can be. Does it apply to my lovely sisters too? I guess not, as I always drool over Naija ladies when they step out dressed to kill.

ALHAMBRA: And I wonder the dislike for Hilary would do her good at the pools come election day.

Who really dislike Hilary, apart from some red-neck deep-south Republicans? Republicans and their right wing media like Fox News strive to maintain these unsubstantiated claim of hatered. It's all political gimmick. She remains the frontrunner in the polls and shows no sign of decline. Short of a major debacle between now and November 2008, Hilary will be the next president.

What is "chart step by step"

How do I get these documents from Nigeria:

1) Original copy of Certificate of Admission
2) Letter of Good Standing
3) Letter from Grievance/Disciplinary Committee

My guess is the Body of Benchers. Any information will be highly appreciated.

There ought to be one already. Come on Mr. Admin.

Everyone in Nigeria is now tuned in to the English soccer 24/7. That's why.

It's all fun and game for campus kids till someone get killed or end up in jail. For what? Nothing, and I mean, Nothing. The irony is that such gangaster cults are seen around the world but rarely in ivory towers. It's often a tool for inner city kids to control turf and perpetuate criminal enterprise in the ghetto.

It's not about what women think. It's a big mistake. The most important thing to a real man, above everything including love, is his pride. If your truth hurt his pride, forget the relationship. It will only take a while for the whole thing to crumble. Trust is good if you don't provide him with facts to dispute the trust. If you f*ck up in a relationship, keep your mouth shut. If he is crazy in love with you, he needs no truth from you to stay. Admitting it, if he finds out never saves a relationship. It only gives him the much needed justification to leave. Men always need proof to break a relationship if doubt creeps in. If you deny them the proof, it always sucks. So, ladies lie, lie and lie your ass off. We will always leave when the issue of truth start popping up in a relationship. Why would you make a guy feel good leaving you? That's what truth gets you in a relationship. WOW, this is some crazy advice. But it's the truth.

Send him some hot and spicy Buffalo wings. That will do the trick.

The only season KG's team showed some real bite was playing with "Sam I Am" and "Spree", and that explain his MVP award. The big question for Celtics is, Will the combination of KG, Allen and Pierce show as much grit and experience? I don't think so. Celtics will make the play-off in the East, which obviously do not mean much.

A guy like me cannot recall the last time I handled a steering, and I've dated a lot of sweet girls and counting. It depends on your location. My whole existence centers around my village and everything that matters is a train stop away or a cab stop away. Owning a car is such an aggravation that I'm better off not owning one. If I need to personally drive, which I hate very much, I can rent any brand I choose.

Post yours, lets see what happens.

Could you repeat the story. Slowly and coherent this time.

Calabar main market.

I wish it wasn't true, to please dear folks that live in patriotic delusion, but Naija remains in deep shit that keep rising to our collective necks. But I still love Naija. Hey, shit happens. Everyone thinks their mother's soup is the best, abi.

So, what is doxology?

Can someone please explain to me like a layman how re-denomination may improve the economy and standard of living in Naija?

You're in danger of losing Mr. Right from among the 90% of men who love pre-marital sexual intercourse like every man should. You better lower sex from the exulted position you've placed it in your life. There are more important criteria to choose a man than his natural libido, which BTW is perfectly normal before committing to a relationship.

The Holy Spirit just revealed to me that Tunde Bakare will make many more crazy predictions, like most attention-seeking preachers normally do. Even if they never pan out, who cares. The goal is to remain relevant and con more Nigerians out of their meagre income in the name of religion.

Ahoy mi lord, Aye mi lord. Not compatible.

Are they thinking of replacing the golf balls with the "balls" they remove from trespassers.

What has World Cup fashion got to do with this topic

Removing your "balls" is cruel and inhuman punishment for a simple crime of collecting golf balls .

I'm intrigued but how do I begin to draw the alphabets. I can't draw a straight line if my life depend on it.

If this is a veiled attack on Nairalanders embracing their native dialect, then this is silly. English still remains a common language among Nigerians if you must communicate effectively with everyone, but Nairalanders should not be ashamed of embracing their local dialects if need be. If you don't understand the few times such languages are used, you ask and learn. No apologies to you for been proud of our heritage. Na wa for you, nwata nwanyi!!!