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I don't believe in marriage, so I'll help if you need a quick divorce.

I Love you Sis. I'm sure there are many other cool Northerners like you, but I'll be thrilled to see more people like you become more prominent in Nigeria. This will promote more understanding and help dispel prevailing perception.

New information on anything and everything.

Sure, if you can ferment and distill the corpse.

Religious beliefs which often shapes human actions has caused a lot of pain and human disaster. Most religion believe that at the end, the righteous will go to "paradise" while sinners and unbelievers will be condenmed to eternal damnation. And this reward for good deeds on earth will be bestowed individually. So, why don't everybody accommodate each other in their chosen way of life knowing that everybody will be judged individually? Or, are the righteous worried that life in paradise wont be worth it without the fun loving "sinners".

@Idiot-Man
I'm just wondering how your obvious silly mind managed to relate this topic to your sick Igbophobia.

I understand the promotion of equal opportunity for all gender in sports. But do I have to put up with a half-baked over-hyped world championship to drive the point home. High school and college soccer should be adequate for pretty ladies. Do I sense some male chauvinism? May be I'm just been real.

I'm not ready to give her a pass for being receptive to such a dumb stupid notion. If you're old enough to think about marraige, your brain ought to be developed enough to know BS when you hear one. It's high time people stop excusing their stereotypes with ignorance of other cultures.

All Hail Nska. Hometown for the Great Lions and Lionesses. Chinua Achebe, Amanda Adichie, Soludo and most of Igboland's who-is-who are all products of these serene college community.

And BTW, I get my most potent "remote control" from the area to keep me connected to my ancestors and ward off winches. ASHUA!!!

You're taking advantage of this weak sister. You're allowed to stick your d*ck where you choose but she can't date other men? You're a loser exerting your influence on the poor girl, especially when you're not committed to her alone.

chaloo: Please help I am trying to understand your mentality guys. Why would you like so much to show your photographs.

Scratching my head.

henry007: how did u come up wid that. i totally disagree,i'm sure everyone will disagree aswell

Tell am abeg.

You still want him. If you have truly moved on like you want us to believe, you wont bother seeking advice on an internet forum. I'm sorry for your present guy.If only he knows how you truly feel. But, who cares. You have to do you.

doyin: Regardless of what you think about the Patriots they still put a whooping on the Jets.

Even a pop warner team will put a whooping on an NFL team if they steal signals.

Lamont Jordan is no Curtis Martin

Lamont Jordan has been with the Raiders since 2005

I'm not even going to lay credence to your hatred of the greatest sports franchise known to man. The Bronx Bombers!!!

May be we should just sleep over the uncountable non-indigenes of Kaduna and other Northern Naija states killed over the years by Northern religious zealots. This is a better analogy than your warped reasoning for 9/11.

First Rodney Harrison was suspended for HGH. And now we know that Bill Belichick is a "genius" because he steals other team's signs. The Patriots are cheats. That's why I hate them with a passion, along with their fellow losers, the "Red Sucks".

Make all the money while you can for prosperity. You can always retire to teach, if you so choose.

If you operate completely within the law (which is difficult for a lot of Nigerians), you'll rarely find yourself in situations to bribe the police. A lot of Nigerians are ignorant of most Nigerian statutes. Also, a lot of Nigeria prefer their comfort to protecting their rights. The police capitalize on these facts to extort. If you have an option to bribe or go to court for a traffic offence, and you decide that bribing is more convenient, do not turn around and cry foul. I lived in Lagos and was stopped uncountable times by the police, but only bribed once when I was stopped for turning into a one-way street. I never complained.

The Rule Of Law Is Protected By The Will Of The People With Ultimate Sacrifice Made Sometimes

Can't wait to have my Sundays back. Thank God for the NFL. With my DIRECTV NFL package and a couple of live JETS games, I'm ready and pumping!!!

J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS!!!

May be you guys want to know the impact of Islamic Jihadists on the larger Niaja population. Ask Igbos living in Northern Nigeria how they've survived the perennial killing and destruction. It will be the same modus operandi with more lethal weapons against a larger target.

Less food, AB crunch.

@nanaboi
Why are you getting worked up over a tree. I wish it really exists to calm your frail nerves. As a caring coal city bro, I'll accept that your imaginary deity of a tree exists somewhere in your fickle mind. I hope this calms you down and save you money from consulting an oracle to confirm your silly beliefs.

I can see how hard it is for the feeble-minded to differentiate folk tales from reality. If you're still interested in a tour of the mystery tree, it will cost you a meagre fee of 10 cowries. I'll throw in a free tour of the Talking Juju.

Soundmind: @ mamba
Please, where exactly is this island? Can it be found anywhere in Nigeria?

The tree becomes clearly visible from any location, after blazing some weed. Try some joints in Onu-Asata.

Not all murderers get death sentence but premeditated murder and murder committed in complete disregard for human life deserves double death sentence, if possible. I'll turn the switch in a second and feel a lot better thereafter. I cannot fathom killing another human for no justifiable reason and getting a break due to some moral mumbo jumbo. Kill an innocent man and get fried. Period.

Orikinla: Do you know that Malaysia makes more money from palm oil than what Nigeria is making from crude oil?

Interesting. Do you have any facts on this?

A lot of them grow in fantasy island.

May be the pooch was a very satisfying companion. Cunnilingus and Analingus.

The will states that the grand kids know why they were cut out. Who knows the full story. Oyibo and their wahala. I kind of like the idea. 2 less silverspoon kids running around with cash they never worked for.

What's the jail time for replacing a damaged passport? I forgot.

Obama is a feel good story. Can he win even the primary? Are you kidding? Not in America. Not yet.

redsun: Nigeria aje-butter is something close a basic life style in a real world,minus the stealing.

Tell them. Many have no clue. Stuff that qualify you as ajebutter or whatever in Naija are just basics anywhere with a good standard of living.