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EducationRe: Letters To The FG & ASUU by blackmann(m): 1:19am On Aug 20, 2009
if i may ask, hw long has the ongoing strike been sef?
AutosRe: 2002 Toyota Sienna And 2005 Toyota Camry Wanted Urgently by blackmann(m): 1:16am On Aug 20, 2009
pls wat is ur email addy?
PoliticsRe: Was Hillary Undiplomatic? by blackmann(m): 9:08pm On Aug 16, 2009
boladez:
Nigeria has a sleeping presido and a clown as its VP. , we are in a very bad position and that's why all sorts of Miliatia are threatening to take over the country.

I have started a pro democracy group in my area and we will ensure there is no rigging or ballot box snatching in the next elections, we shall follow the ballot boxes all the way to the INEC office to ensure our votes are not stolen this time. we would vote for a competent person come 2011
Come 2011, the elections will not be easy, as nigerian pple have reached their limits with PDP, and the said PDP will want to force another(if not the same) idiot onto the pple. if only nigeria had someone like Jerry rawlings of Ghana, he'll just come in and wipe out all the so-called leaders, and then start afresh.
Music/RadioRe: Is This The Most Cringe Inducing Song Ever ? by blackmann(m): 8:51pm On Aug 16, 2009
C2H5OH:
so what's wrong with her daddy touching her head? is she injured there or what lol
I don't know. maybe her peers in skool told her that if "daddy" touches her head, she will be an olodo.
Music/RadioRe: Is This The Most Cringe Inducing Song Ever ? by blackmann(m): 8:48pm On Aug 16, 2009
C2H5OH:
where is "there"?
Her head.
Music/RadioRe: Is This The Most Cringe Inducing Song Ever ? by blackmann(m): 8:33pm On Aug 16, 2009
honestly my rice nd beans almost passed the wrong way wen i heard the first words.

"daddy dont touch me there".

WTF shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Please Help, I Am So Confused Now by blackmann(m): 3:54pm On Aug 16, 2009
guy that was very lame and immature on ur part. fine u did it once, but twice?!!! For pete's sake!!!!
RomanceRe: I Want Him To Leave Me Alone by blackmann(m): 3:51pm On Aug 16, 2009
[quote author=,amebo no1 link=topic=310530.msg4361251#msg4361251 date=1250434110]guess i misunderstood you then, sorry[/quote]no offence taken pal.

@madman, na another woman pant u wan dey measure up now abi?
RomanceRe: I Want Him To Leave Me Alone by blackmann(m): 3:47pm On Aug 16, 2009
[quote author=,amebo no1 link=topic=310530.msg4361236#msg4361236 date=1250433962]i gat you, but at first you made it look as if it was wring leaving him if she chooses to

its her life, she has to sit down and look it through

what if she leaves and he hits it big, what if hes just a lazy assed cow dat does nothing other than sit down and expect 2 kobo from her everyday[/quote]Nah. i never implied that.
RomanceRe: I Want Him To Leave Me Alone by blackmann(m): 3:46pm On Aug 16, 2009
idstar:
so tired. huh i did mention he makes me feel queenly in bed cheesy. he thinks thats why i havent left him yet.
Babe, u better get ur acts right. Cos he gives u a good F@%K in bed doesn't neccessarily mean a guy luvs a girl.
RomanceRe: I Want Him To Leave Me Alone by blackmann(m): 3:43pm On Aug 16, 2009
[quote author=,amebo no1 link=topic=310530.msg4361208#msg4361208 date=1250433572]that is why i said you should leave her to weigh both options

she has to weigh them both and know the consequences of her decision, watever it might be[/quote]That is why i asked these questions.

blackmann:

A couple of things shld be considered. does he luv u as much? how long have u two been at it? how serious is he searching for a job? what does he have for the fuftre for the two of u?
RomanceRe: I Want Him To Leave Me Alone by blackmann(m): 3:38pm On Aug 16, 2009
[quote author=,amebo no1 link=topic=310530.msg4361202#msg4361202 date=1250433439]dont confuse her here blackman, there is a probability that the guy isnt the right man for her,wat if he leaves her tomorrow after getting a good job

she has to weigh both options and not one alone[/quote]Adn what if he doesn't?
RomanceRe: I Want Him To Leave Me Alone by blackmann(m): 3:35pm On Aug 16, 2009
idstar:
thanks blackman. been thinking along your line all the time, thats what makes me even more confused. what if he gets a good job, and decides to dump me then. alternatively, what if he never improves, then i'd have wasted alllllllllllllll my time.
Don't be confused. Knowing the situation of things in nigeria, nd u have to understand that it's not his fault that he's broke. happened to me as well b4 i left nigeria this early this year. i was out of a job for close to 8 months and was dead broke, i almost started contemplating suicide. but because i didn't have money didn't give my babe any reason to leave me. that is why i appreciate her so much.

A couple of things shld be considered. does he luv u as much? how long have u two been at it? how serious is he searching for a job? what does he have for the fuftre for the two of u? Although they are not that common, some men can be so appreciative when it comes to their babes standing by them through their financial periods. U said u cloth him and give him money. I was u, i'll turn a blind eye to that. at the end of the day WHEN(notice i emphasized the WHEN) he gets a good job, and if he really loves u like u claim, no one will tell him b4 shower u with whatever u want.
RomanceRe: I Want Him To Leave Me Alone by blackmann(m): 3:17pm On Aug 16, 2009
So because the guy is not financially stable now, u want to dump him? Agreed, he might have overreacted to the other guys, but which man won't if he sees his babe being chatted up by another lady and she's there shining her teeth? It's ladies like u that give most ladies out there bad names like gold digger, slut, etc. What if after u leave him, he hits big, and has a good job? u'll now come back whining on nairaland telling us another story. It's times like this that tests the strenght and willpower of a lady who really loves her man and is willing to stand by him through rough patches, and from ur attitude, u definitely don't. If u like leave him. Don't come back here whining if he finally gets a good job and pay and then decides not to accept u back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton (1) Vs Arsenal (6) On Saturday 15th August by blackmann(m): 6:21pm On Aug 15, 2009
sorry to say bt the everton full backs seem moronic to me. HABA!!!! Two set pieces!!! from two arsenal defenders. wetin dem dey look sef?
RomanceRe: Here Is Somethin Funny--just Contribute by blackmann(m): 11:24pm On Aug 14, 2009
whitelexi:
Lol grin grin grin

If an abuja chic can act like that then its not an abuja thingie, its a naija babes thing !

I think she was investigating into whether your level of mumurism is still equal to when she was your babe grin grin grin
True that bro. . . .true that. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Friend Who Cried Rape Facing Jail by blackmann(m): 11:56am On Aug 14, 2009
Shows that not only men can force sex.
FamilyRe: I Make 3 Times As Much Money As My Husband by blackmann(m): 11:52am On Aug 14, 2009
I really see no reason why i should decide to leave a lady am datins simply because she makes more money than me. So long as we respect ourselves, and she doesn't allow it to get into her head, then we're fine. and besides its not as if the man is poor. $60,000 a year is not a bad sum. I've heard of couples who live comfortably on even less.
PoliticsRe: Is Clinton Really Unfair To Efcc? by blackmann(m): 11:44am On Aug 14, 2009
Farida Waziri is just a freaking figure-head in EFCC. A toothless BITCH!!!! Once they forced ribadu out of the place and put in that woman, i knew nigeria still had a long way to go.
PoliticsRe: You Goofed - PDP Tells Clinton by blackmann(op): 11:42am On Aug 14, 2009
dedeike:
As for me, all parties are the same. whether AC, ANPP or PDP.
My fear exactly. How are we sure that if the pple finally manage to kick PDP out of government and power, the next ones won't be worse off?
PoliticsYou Goofed - PDP Tells Clinton by blackmann(op): 3:07am On Aug 14, 2009
PDP to Clinton: You spoke out of point
From JACOB EDI, Abuja
Friday, August 14, 2009


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Barely 24 hours after the visit of Hilary Clinton, US Secretary of State, the leadership of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party [PDP] has said she spoke out of point and that her comments were based on misinformation by those who PDP says are against the government of President Umaru Yar’Adua.

PDP insisted that Clinton’s remarks about the failure of government in Nigeria was not conceptualized and wondered if Clinton’s visit was to confer legitimacy on those who had vowed not to see anything good in the efforts of President Yar’Adua to move the nation forward.
“We are concerned that some of her remarks are not only way off the mark but also based on misinformation.

“Her sweeping statements on what she calls a ‘failure of leadership’ does not correspond with the reality of present day Nigeria where a committed leadership operating within the realm of the rule of law holds sway” PDP noted in a statement signed by its National Publicity Secretary, Professor Rufai Ahmed Alkali.
PDP said the Nigerian government had maintained a cordial relationship with the US government even though some analysts had considered President Barrak Obama’s recent visit to Ghana a slight on Nigeria. The PDP said Obama’s visit was rather seen as a welcome development considering the shared history and values between Nigeria and Ghana.

“While we recognize that the task ahead of us is enormous and that the present situation can be improved upon, we find her condescending statements against our country and leaders not contextualized.
“Mrs. Clinton seems to have taken her briefs from individuals or groups and other failed politicians who have an axe to grind with the Government of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. We do not want to believe that her mission to Nigeria was meant to confer legitimacy to these groups who are pursuing narrow interests within the Nigerian political environment,” the PDP statement insisted.

The party, however, admitted Yar’Adua inherited several challenges which it claimed “were entrenched in the body polity for a long time,” adding that “Since assumption of office in May 2007, President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua has demonstrated a rare but firm commitment to right the wrongs of the past, using constitutional instruments in order to strengthen democratic governance in the Country.”

The party described the President’s seven point agenda as a tool for national rebirth and the government’s response to observed lapses caused by the inadequacies of the past saying that the commitment of the government to peace in the Niger Delta, fight against corruption, the rule of law, protection of citizen’s rights and electoral reform are too apparent to be ignored.

The party, therefore, called on Nigeria’s international partners to continue seeking ways of nurturing the nation’s nascent democracy “through constructive engagement and not focusing on issues capable of undermining our sovereignty or straining long established relations,” the PDP warned.
The truth can be bitter atimes, but it must be told.
AutosRe: VIN Reports For Advertised Cars by blackmann(m): 1:48pm On Aug 13, 2009
still awaiting ur reply.
AutosRe: VIN Reports For Advertised Cars by blackmann(m): 9:38pm On Aug 12, 2009
thanks monitor. pls check ur mail asap.
AutosRe: VIN Reports For Advertised Cars by blackmann(m): 9:08pm On Aug 12, 2009
@monitor1, i know u are very good with cars. can i mail u? i need some information and advice from u. my mail addy is doublejoy4mee@hotmail.com. Pls reply asap.
AutosRe: 2002 Toyota Sienna And 2005 Toyota Camry Wanted Urgently by blackmann(m): 8:38pm On Aug 12, 2009
@viperman, i know u are very good with cars. can i mail u? i need some information and advice from u. my mail addy is doublejoy4mee@hotmail.com. Pls reply asap.
ProgrammingNeed Ur Help Out There by blackmann(op): 4:31pm On Aug 11, 2009
[b]Hello guys. i need ur help setting up a mail server for my network. i have a network of computers using windows OS, ,with Windows Server 2008 as my server. the thing is i've tried setting up a mail server for my client user accounts, using POP3 as my incoming server and IMAP as the outgoing. using microsoft windows outlook, i am able to send out mails, which end up in the mailroot folder on the server machine, but the client accounts mail accounts don't pick it up. i've tried telnetting the ports on the server machine through the client accounts, and they connect perfectly, only thatthe POP connection disconnects after sometime(i realised that it was due to the fact that the connection time was limited, and as such i changed it). i've tried so many ways, both from the server system and client systems, but they don't seem to recieve mails. even trying to send to the admin account doesn't work too.

is there anything i'm not doing right? i've configured all accounts onto the server mail system, and they all work well. only that they are not recieving mails.[/b]
RomanceRe: Men's Rules For Ladies. by blackmann(op): 12:52pm On Aug 11, 2009
debest1:
grin grin grin grin grin very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
If only women could be like this, our lives would be made easier. But hell, without their wahala, everything will be soooo dry. Such an irony.
RomanceMen's Rules For Ladies. by blackmann(op): 12:29pm On Aug 11, 2009
[b]I don't know whetner dis has been posted b4, but ladies, take note.

Stole this off someones note, I found it irrresistible and thought my male friends will relish this and my female friendshuh? ,  They are sooooo going gaga over this one,  he he he  grin grin grin grin grin

So here goes!


Finally, after millions and millions of man-bashing emails, an observant (though quite likely deceased) male spent his final moments outlining an alternate reality.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

# 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

# 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

# 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

# 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

# 1. Crying is blackmail.

# 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We'll get it for you, but just LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!!!

# 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

# 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

# 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Please pick one.

# 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

# 1. A headache that lasts for seventeen months is a problem. See a doctor.

# 1. Let us know about that funny noise in your car engine as soon as you hear it.

# 1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.

# 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us act like soap opera guys.

# 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer, but still love you.

# 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

# 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

# 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

# 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.

. . . . . . And quit whining to your girlfriends.

# 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.

# 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

# 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

# 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

# 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

# 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really, you look fine!!!

# 1. It is neither in your best interest, or ours, to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

# 1. The English Premiership is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

# 1. I AM in shape. ROUND is a shape



Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping and I like camping.[/b]
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Move On Faster Than Women After Break Up? by blackmann(m): 4:12am On Aug 11, 2009
Cos men are usually emotionally stronger than women.
FamilyRe: Whats Wrong With Answering My Father's Name Along With My Husbands? by blackmann(m): 12:28pm On Aug 10, 2009
This is wat the western world has caused to our tradition. me thinks that this hyphenated names arouse from the fact that divorces are so paramount out here, they just drop the husband's name like a hot potato once the proceedings are complete(some don't even take the names at all, but continue with their maiden names even while married). sadly, our "modern-day" girls are embracing the same act. wat was once the pride of maidens, a priviledge to bear her husbands name, has been turned around by the western modernisation. so sad.

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