₦airaland Forum

If wishes were horses.....!!!

BruncleZuma:


Nigerians are already doing that...tell us something new.

Something that people are making as a hobby.

That generator can not be 60k.

SCAM

Before you try this stunt in Nigeria......prepare to meet your Maker.

Las Las bandits will soon sue fellow bandits over sharing of ransom money.

Your hand is good for either welder work or carpenter.

Even if 10 people vote, a winner will be declared.
30,000 security personnel already deployed are not going there for sightseeing.

Zenithh:
Yea..I got you there,right?

So I decided to drive down to the mall on the island to get my Eva water pack. Omo Na so I shock, a pack of big Eva water I used to buy for 2500 now sells for 3k. Na so I ask wetin happen? Dem say water don dey finish for rock...hahahahaha

I still bought it sha but was still marvelled at the sky rocketed price. I now decided to drive through some local markets to check how far prices of foodstuffs na there I wan begin shed tears for haves not in our society. How will dey cope with soaring food prices. The Alhaja that supplies grains to our estate started telling me that food prices this year don pass winch. It’s now normal for one to expect new prices of foodstuffs every fuccking week in Nigeria.

Pls if you’re a family man,this is not the time to be giving birth like house rats...give birth to at least none at most two kids for now. my honest advice.

In Lagos island currently...

One cup of rice =150
One cup of beans=200
Five fingers of plantain=1k
Bottle of palm oil=900 small Eva
Cup of garri=70
Cup of sugar=150
Cup of flour=170
Spaghetti golden penny=400
Titus sardine=400
Loaf of important bread=700
Medium sized blue band=650
Mackerel fish=850
Big Tuber of yam=1200
Bag of typhoid watcher water=150

Pls can we know the current prices of food stuffs in your current location. Make we know who to blame,Buhari or middlemen or dollar.

Exactly the same price here but pure water is N240.

Ronaldo makes people love watching football.

And I wanted to travel there for a business on Tuesday..... Change of plans.

As it stands there will be no movement on Monday Tuesday and Thursday next week. The miscreants enforcing sit at home don't care about what Emma whatever says.

Tochj:
The level of hatred Nigeria have for Ndigbo
No be here
Even here in Nairaland
I don't understand how an Enemy Will start advising you.

You hate yourself, you kill yourself
...your Governor in Eboyin said as much.

DubaiLandLord2:
Give FFK food, and he will sing

OBJ

Give FFK food, he is going to dance and sing for you

DubaiLandLord2

The words of the elders.....

SamuelAnyawu:
The OP is not ready to tell us what really transpired.

No location?
Which barracks is the guard room.
The Bank account cash was transferred to? Any name on it?

I don’t believe this story sincerely. I know there are security brutality, but the OP is not ready yet.

Exactly....what street was he accosted?
Which barracks was he detained in thier guard room?
What bank account was money transferred to?

Op till you provide these details I'll take your story with a teaspoon of salt.


The mods should have made sure before pushing this topic to the front page without any evidence that the crime was committed by personnel of the Nigerian armed forces.

You just had a full meal then you visit someone and he brings a large plate of food!

As for me I wouldn't even eat if I know I won't finish the food.

When he says Mr President will soon take drastic actions, he has to clarify which President he is referring to because recently there are different people called President.

Lies...... Name the playground.

Mouth diarrhea...

On the same phone, one mtn sim is working the other is not.

Nadaken:
There is nothing sensitive in Biafra insignia

Only symbols like Nazi and racial symbols have been banned by global standard

Seccession symbols by international rule aren't because the people have a right to self rule and history of it

Then wear it and walk about. EOD.

Nadaken:
swastika is just a religious symbol

The thing about you people is you just talk for talking sake

Biafra flag is a symbol of history

History of a people that asked for self independence which is a global right

The flag or it's history is not like the Nazi flag for example that you can say it's banned for atrocities and ethnic cleansing (people still do Nazi flag today sef on lowkey)

The group calling for seccession in Spain still flaunt their flags

At least you agree that you can't try wearing some sensitive attire in some countries fundamental rights or not.

gidgiddy:
But do you think the American Army would arrest and brutalise a 66 year old man who is walking around dressed in confederate flag? Never in a million years

Why would the Nigerian Army brutalise an old man like Chiwetalu Agu, who obviously posed no threat, just for wearing a historical flag? This is nothing but military brutality

Try and wear a full swastika gown in Germany or Israel, stroll about with it then comeback and tell the story.

No be say na small logo or sticker.......you carry the whole flag wear for body......na wa oh!

Maybe middle men are hording flour!

We are making steady progress....we are getting there.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
You said Anabel right

Don't be surprised Nothing is wrong with the dog....the dog is seeking for attention and being dramatic

Anything female.....female being .....female animals....they have one same character
Always pretending to be weak, angelic, innocent looking, attention seeking and dramatic

Slawormiir talk true wetin women do you?

See how bushy the Federal Secretariat is......you can hunt animals there.

Ntero kedo!

Isong Ewono!


By the time Akwa Ibom is done some people would wonder if we are from the same country.

Kudos H.E. Emanuel Udom the silent achiever.

One guy pleaded with me to lend him some cash. However on the day he promised to payback he started forming busy.

Next thing the ungrateful wretch said is that he regrets borrowing money from me....!

I change am for am collected my cash and blocked his sorry ass from ever contacting me.

On your way to Uyo, once you manage to leave Umuahia after enduring the countless potholes and ditches and you enter Ikot Ekpene the difference is like day and night.

If not careful You can fall asleep behind the wheels cause the road from IK to Uyo is very smooth and wide.