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ForumN:
Thanks for your response, I live in Ikeja. I was thinking of going into unisex salon but I don’t know how to cut hair. Also medium scale restaurant but not a good cook �‍�

Is that what you NOTICED is lacking in Ikeja? Ikeja that has several MALLS?? and EATERIES??

See, stop trying so hard. Just look around and ask around and you will know what is really MISSING... it may be as small as drinks... BUT it will bring you massive money.

ForumN:
What business can I start In Lagos with 2M and gradually grow it.

I’m also open to partnering if it’s a cool idea or have little experience in.

Ps; I’m not really interested in importing, Forex or betnaija.

See, it depends on your area. LAGOS IS BIG.... what works in LEKKI will not work in IKEJA or IKORODU.

So do a feasibility study of your area and then map out what is NEEDED....

Just know that you have to SOLVE A PROBLEM specific to your area o...
You can only EARN as much as you SOLVE PROBLEMS.... and problems are geographical.

Some areas have issues with LIGHT.... hence SOLAR business will work there.
Some other areas have issues with WATER hence selling water will work there
Some areas have issues with FOOD.... hence selling food will work.

sacajawea:
Many regulars on Nairaland here are Mentally ill and need professional help.
Unfortunately the way our Society is, it breeds too any Emotionally and Psychologically damaged people, so it's understandable, it is not necessarily your fault.
You know within you that you are not well Mentally, Just do this - Go to any Big General or Teaching hospital in your State, Book an Appointment with a Psychiatrist or Clinical Psychologist and tell him/her the whole truth.
Explain yourself to the Expert. That is the beginning of a better life for you, Trust me your life would improve.
Peace and one love.❤

Everyone(including the psychologists and psychiatrists) living in Nigeria ARE MENTALLY ILL..... and no professional help can save them.

So your proffered solution is to let them have such therapy and still go back to the crazy streets in the same insane country right? Don't you think they will get worse again?

Marriage is overrated....

IntersexSherry:
I can't help feeling odd and that's why am alone and isolated. I'm sooo different. I really want to disappear. Can't stand life anymore because i don't enjoy life. I think i will be travelling soon and i have a strong feeling i would have an accident. I think thats the best for me. I'm always sad and no onr understands me .. I hate my life

you have a cool life but you are very ungrateful, you lack gratitude for the things in your life. You are here seeking pity, but see ehn EVERYONE IS GOING THROUGH STUFF.... our attitude to things is what makes us VICTORIOUS.... we don't QUIT, WE DON'T GIVE IN TO PRESSURE... We are tough especially under pressure...

So quit whining, calm down and be grateful for life. There are wonderful things in your life but you are blind to them and unsatisfied. Cheer up, smile often and make good friends in your area, job, religious place, etc.
You can relocate but pls stop carrying the mindset that you are ODD, you are not... God bless ya

Koladeisaac400:
Fishy ke? Lol she's not a scammer and I met her on Instagram tbh thanks either ways

Pls naija guys are NOT smiling o... they can do the unthinkable... just looking out for you bro.

I feel you should JAKPAAAA from naija as fast as possible

Koladeisaac400:
Uhmm Good afternoon please I just need help concerning something so I met this girl online she's from Switzerland we became friends and well developed interests in each other and now we're dating and well in love my girlfriend now wants me to migrate to Swiss to be with her permanently is that even possible and if it is what can I do to make it happen?

your story is incomplete and sounds FISHYYYYYYY, you did not tell us the website where you met her or app you used in getting such friend.... (BECAUSE IT WOULD BE EASIER TO HELP YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE SCAMMMEDDDD)

How are you here in NIGERIA and still able to ask this kind of question considering all that is going on in this great nation?

Do you not want a better life? If you do, what are you doing here on NL, why not go to the Switz embassy to make inquiries.... what are you doing here?

sofiscatedmoron:
This issue always disturb me a lot,
Whenever im in the poop room, i would leap from the sit once i noticed the water is gonna flash back on me,
Is there any remedy to

HERE IS THE REMEDY

take some tissue and dump them in the water before you poop.... the tissue will absorb water and ensure your no splash-back on you. Hope you understand?

#Lifehack

Earnmonionline:
Lol
I earn up to $200 weekly
No one in his right sense will give out his source of income
It use to be my source of incoming and I'm no more using it so I got to help others.
If u have ideas and u are no more in need of give it out here to others who need rather than spamming

This is so nice BUT, how do you generate traffic because i have gotten banned by using paid services...

Dorcas23:
There is this guy I just recently started talking to. He's very good looking and intelligent and dresses well. He is my type and we have so many interests in common. I'm already falling in love with him but I haven't told him. I'm still trying to take it slow. I have not had sex with him yet but I want to. He told me he is in love with me and I was so excited to hear it but I hid my excitement because I'm still confused about his intentions.

The problem is that whenever I try to become vulnerable with him like texting him early in the morning to ask how his night was, he will ignore my texts for days and then call me out of the blue as if nothing happened. But other times he will call me multiple times and talk on the phone like we were dating.

Yesterday after ignoring my texts for over 24hrs he called me and said I should come over to his place. I've never been to his place before. I was already on my way when he called me to tell me that a lady visited him and she is spending the night at his place. He apologized and told me not to be offended. I acted all cool and told him some other time. He hasn't texted or called me since. I'm confused. I know we aren't dating but why would he even tell me this?

missimelda01 pls help...

Dear sister, UNTIL YOU DEFINE THE RELATIONSHIP.... do no go to his place alone... else you will enter an ENTANGLEMENT.

You have made yourself cheap by being available for him and falling for the things he does.... BUILD YOUR WALLS WELL O... because definitely he will sleep with the girl who visited him... and you will go another day and enter SET.


A GUY CAN SLEEP WITH YOU WITHOUT PLANNING TO DATE OR MARRY YOU.

You will just be Hot-FRIENDS-WITH-BENEFITS....

If the girls he has slept with are not CLEAN health-wise OR spiritually... then you will also be INFECTED.


Sister, if you really want a relationship that will lead to marriage... then have enough DIGNITY to wait for him to propose and inform your parents and friends and start planning your life together without SEX.

Else, you will fall for the NEXT guy after him and soon you will hate yourself and hate men.


IT IS EASIER TO SAY NO WHEN IT HAS NOT STARTED.... be wise, be warned.
bye

Samostical:
Hello Brethrens, permit me to withhold my real name for security sake. let's call me PETER. I am very confused if I really heard God or not. Last year after my National Youth Service Corps program, I join a church where my close acquaintances were worshipping as a Junior Pastor because I am called, and we were all doing things in unison. On of a sudden, I had this negative impression about the way Religion is being infused into the Church daily. And how prosperity message and the longing and desires to own private jets, smart auditoriums and driving Smart cars frequently becomes the message. The more i heard this visions the more bothered and weary I become. I knew in my Spirit that my longing is for JESUS. I needed to hear them preach Him more often than emphasizing on Prosperity. So I decided to Quit the Church because my burdens was becoming too much.
After some days fasting, I was inspired to seek Mentorship under a man I admired His grace for crowd and large fellowership when it comes to church growth. To my amazement, he asked me to become His associate Pastor. And I did because I wanted to know the secret to that large fellowership. Now, its Just 2months with Him. His attitude and emphasis on Business messages is getting me bored. JESUS is not the center of the preaching, Prosperity is. I don't know What else to do. I'm getting confused and quitting here now will not be good because he pays me a little token for my services though he makes me feel too inferior and scared with His attitude. Help me.

Listen YOU MISLED YOURSELF.

Just like the YOUNG PROPHET in the bible that was misled by a older prophet... YOU LEFT THE OTHER CHURCH BECAUSE OF BURDEN.... but you didnt seek GOD to know his will when another opportunity came up... because YOUR GREED FOR CROWD AND LARGE FOLLOWERSHIP made you feel you found a better person.... YOU DIDNT EVEN MENTION HIS MESSAGES AND HOLINESS.

See bro, LUST OF THE EYES is not only about women... its also CROWD and LARGE FOLLOWERSHIP. Pls be wise.

If you truly desire holiness and old time way of serving God... then go and spend time with GOD alone and let him work on you properly then let him send you to a true church where you will be humbled and grow. Deeper life would be a good option... but forget about CALL and focus on your salvation/holy life first.

Kill whatever makes you crave for crowd or RECOGNITION and FOLLOWERSHIP.
Work on your finances... PAUL IN THE BIBLE WAS A TENT-MAKER, LAWYER and many more... so full time ministry does not mean you should not have SIDE-HUSTLE.... pls you need someone like Pastor Gbile Akanni... someone who is a FATHER that can really handle you well without the distractions of ministry.

yommyk222:
Please pardon me if you see any error in my write-up,

Reason is that I don't have good education background.
I will make my write-up short. It all start in 2015 when I come across a mini importation busines threads here on nairaland since then I have been following almost every mini importation thread, so after so much consideration I finally kickoff in 2019 with the some of 15k, thing is not that going well but manageable I later invest more fund to boost the business then boom things start going fine I got order almost everyday and I do Deliver myself. This make me to resign from my hotel job were I earn 32k monthly then face the business.

After 4months I was able to raise money from the busines and rent a house, after I rent the house the business was not really going well because I use some of my investment to do other things. It all start when coviD-19 pandemic start in China which holds my package since January, so from January till now I have be feeding myself from the fund that I use to run the business. So I
finally pickk up the package last week. Hoping to run it through Facebook as usual but later find out that the product I m selling can't run on Facebook Because it against there policy (it skin care products that contains Before and After pictures). This make them to banned my ads Account with some fund inside

I actually start the business with Bluetooth earphones, smartwatch and some USB bag. A colleague later told me to go for beauty and skin care products because they are high demand. Now I feel there is no way out because I don't have other way of selling off this product to get back my fund. I just feel I should just giveup on the business and start other business. Or I m not doing something right about the business? Please advise a brother

Wow. I understand how this COVID affected everyone, so you may need to change your products.

But apart from that, maybe you should use another platform... Also you can put your stuff as a video that shows a collection of other products too.... Then you need a blog. You also need to keep your buyers ...engage them outside facebook so they become customers

wow, you must really believe PEOPLE HAVE LOOSE MONEY LYING AROUND that they are no longer using.... So you are now a crypto-beggar?

Dude, go and get a physical job or offer some skill.... stop this.
You aint blind, lame or cripple... you even have data... YOU CAN LEARN A SKILL ON NAIRALAND FOR FREE and also get paid for the skill if you market it here.



This your stunt won't work. Pls you can do better than this

Basoenewokoma:
!!!Big thing has landed again!!!

Let me drop this to your notice,

The homemade tested and trusted 10000watts automatic change over switch is now available in Rivers state for affordable price and the installation is very easy.
What you have to do is to pay 7k and I will come down to your location and delivered it to you,
You can call me with this number; 07030657245 or 09077767165.

In case you want to order for wholesale you can still call me and the price will be negotiated promptly.

Or you want to sponsor or advertising to have a share you can still call me promptly.

Pls your PICTURE is not helping, put the pics of what you are selling.

Broken27:
For the first time in 27years, I am about to accept who I dont want to be. Even the call of the name shreds my heart. Its past 2am; I am still awake, lost in thoughts, soaked my pillow with tears. I had to create a new moniker to relay my fears and pains.

Can I ever be who I want to be?
Am I normal?
Why am I odd from what the society wants?

I need a shrink!!!

I am a Nigerian. I live and work in Western part of Nigeria. I do not want to be this person my inner spirit wants. I have fought this spirit but the more I fight it, the more it comes hunting me really bad. I have all it takes to have a girlfriend yet, I dont find the vibes interesting. I tend to loose interest in girls easily especially when they want an intimate relationship. Till my age, the highest intimacy I have had is Kissing.

I don't want to be a homosexual, yet I find myself surfing to read news about them. I find myself having lust feelings for the same sex - reading blogs about them. Stalking on Queer blogs and checking profiles of active followers.

I fantasize on having a relationship with the same sex as against opposite sex.

How I wish I can type further, but words have deserted me. I am broken.

I need help, advice on how to be who I want to and not what my inner spirit wants.

Insults are allowed, but make it constructive.

Thank you!!!

Lol, bro calm down. You are not an homosexual. You are just having hormonal imbalance...

See, you are ONLY reading "good stuff" about them.... Pls balance it and read other news about dangers of such biological misuse called homosexuality.

Then you need to change the kind of information that you feed your mind with... Study better books and watch non-sexual movies.... Be very prayerful because chronic homosexuals may come for you.... Be careful o.

Lastly, there is nothing wrong with temptations.... Its normal but it can be curbed by what we feed out eyes, ears, mind.

God bless you sir.

freshkpomo:
Today in Benin, they engaged a Suspected Yahoo boy ( Fraudster ) on q hot chase that led to the death of a little child. The car while trying to run away from the police killed someone, I don't think that's the only casualty.

Some people might blame the car that tried escaping, but I will blame the police. Several years ago j saw something similar and I just prayed no life was lost cos the way the police chased the car and the speed the guy too, I knew it was a matter of time before tragedy strikes. Instead of chasing these cars with such speed why not radio other units to trap these running vehicle once you study their direction.

RIP to the dead.




#NYM


Stop sitting on the fence, join the movement.

There is NO movement to join.... SOWORE tried it and was lockedup and almost killed... see, no one is yet ready to DIE(for any cause) BECAUSE we are yet to LIVE.

Your best option is to LEAVE Naija.

For the man it was FUN because the child may be very TIGHT..... but for the CHILD, it was the END.... the death of her innocence and the birth of the HATRED FOR MEN FOLK...

He should be castrated.

Olmat:
Good day house.

I graduated last year from a Nigeria Polythenic. I studied Business Administration. Please what it course can I go for that will boost my CV and help me in getting a well paying job. Please recommend a good IT Institute.

The real question is for you to answer for yourself
Which one suits your personality?

This is 2020, you can't be trying to BOOST CV at this stage.... don't you see how people are loosing jobs?
Can't you understand that being SELF-EMPLOYED is the surest way? You are here trying to boost CV for a job that will throw you away when another pandemic hits.... Naija is in a recession already so stop thinking like you are still in 2019 OR LAST DECADE.

Find any ICT course that your personality is naturally suited for, then learn it passionately and become good in it... then go and learn the business of it by working with someone who is making money from it.... then you can START ON YOUR OWN and BE YOUR OWN BOSS.



All ICT skills are not for EVERYONE.... you came here to ask people you do not know for advice, and they will give you BUT it will be based on their personality... not yours... no one know you BUT you. So sit down with google and check what all ICT skills entail, and I am very sure, one of them will crazily interest you... it will seem easier or more rewarding than the rest.... THAT IS YOUR GOLD, go for it.

OneMillionBTC:
Literature In English ----D7
English Language -----Credit
Mathematics -----------Credit
Economics --------------Credit
Government ------------B
CRS --------------------B

With my WAEC result, i was forced to choose Business Administration in Delsu but i don't like Mathematics. I would prefer to study Liguistics or Theater Art but limited by the D7 in Literature. Please i need Advice on a course to study that is not Mathematically inclined, preferably in DELSU.

This request is for a lady about to buy her post UTME form. Mod, please help move to front page for more answers. Thanks

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE that you are here asking people you do not know, people who do not care if you exist, for advice on your FUTURE.... are you OK?
If you do not know what course to study, then why are you going to DELSU? Has corona not shown you that SCHOOL is not everything? Must you go to UNIVERSITY?

It is a sensitive decision, and you are cheaply asking from people who do not know you from adam, na wa o, I fear who no fear you. How careless are you with your life?

At this age, are you not supposed to know your path in life, your purpose in life? I really am alarmed you can come here to ask people to direct your future ALL BECAUSE OF MATHEMATICS.... lol... you are funny o. I am very sure you are good in the MATHEMATICS OF MONEY.... you know how much is left in your purse or account when you have spent money during the day... THAT IS MATHEMATICS.

So pls go and sit and think about your life, naija and your future... then decide if school is worth going or if you will use the money to start a business. If school is worth going simply choose a course that is in line with your purpose and destiny.... IF YOU DO NOT KNOW YOUR PURPOSE... PLS DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER TILL YOU DO.

GistGram:
Why can't it be use for AdSense?

Sir, the person I bought it from sold everything because HE WAS BANNED from adsense, He used bots to try and get youtube traffic and likes

fastseo:
If you have YouTube channel please let's deal


I need one

I have a channel with 1800+ subs, 800k+ views, and 4000+ hours
BUT it can not be used for adsense

wow.... you sound so PAINED.

chai... but you are spilling facts though.

you have data to waste.... and you are wasting it well.

kontinue lying

Once the GRANT organizations begin asking for registration fees, JUST KNOW ITS SCAM.

mannasseh:
please who knows of any platform i can write articles and get paid please help a young man.
The platform which i have written over 140 Articles for, is frustrating now. please direct me, i need to make little cash before school resumes

STORYPAID is such a site... do your research before joining them

SavageResponse:
Stop misleading people with falsehood about your bullsh1t crypto!

You feel you have sense to be savage. Pls be mature to explain why you hate it? Cryptocurrencii is the future, so if you have anything against it, then say it... I am misleading no one o. Calm down

Trust22:

So those who paid are shedding premium tears now... and the guy is still faceless. In all his posts, there is no known Nairalander that has come to say they made money from the guy.

bizinvestment:
Hello everyone,

Sometime last year, business platform was birthed on Watsapp,before long, it has grown to hit the maximum 256 member limit on Watsapp.

With so much business being done by buyers and sellers including bi-monthly presentations from qualified resource persons on topics like Global Standing Instruction, Agreement On Stamp duty, the group could no longer accommodate new entrants, hence the move to telegram.

By moving to telegram, it is hoped that buyers will be able to make choice from a variety of Products and sellers will see increase in supply and sales of their Products.

Business platform currently plays host to several sellers nationwide who are happily making regular sales on the platform through several offerings including

Job vacancies

Real Estate

Imported Items

Interior Decoration

Car sales

Herbal products

Training on mini-importation

Fashion

Scraps

Phones

......And much more.

By moving to telegram, sellers and buyers alike can be rest assured of regular sales and purchase of virtually every item so required.

This weekend on business platform,will See the segment"my story" being handled. "My Story" is a segment meant to inspire members through the success stories of others.

By month end,business platform will also be dealing on every detail of the amended CAMA and how It affect business.



Want to join business platform?

Kindly drop your number for addition.

You can also send a pm on watsapp.

Pls NOTE, it is not RIGHT to tell people to expose their numbers on a PUBLIC FORUM.... pls you are the one who is seeking for people after your write up, you should be the one to drop your number BECAUSE.... many who see your posts are NOT members of this forum and will not take the pain to register just because of what you wrote... so in a nutshell YOU ARE THE ONE LOOSING.

Gone are the days of DROP YOUR NUMBER or DM FOR PRICE.... go straight to the point and give the name of the telegram group and drop your own number.

STOP TELLING PRIVATE PEOPLE TO EXPOSE THEIR NUMBER IN PUBLIC FORUMS WHERE REAPERS AND SPAMMERS CAN FIND IT.

nobilie:
Are you in need of a gated plot of land to be used for church service(s) on lease? Available is a plot at unity estate (lovely environment) Egbeda Lagos.

Please call 08068126454 for enquiry.

How much? and can you upload the pics here pls?