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Chris2863:
How many Nigerians know about sleeping gas Certainly not your local thieves

You would be surprised that it was sleeping gas because THERE IS NO MORE LOCAL THIEF.... as long as they have access to the internet.... also the ones in Ikorodu who were killing people by smashing their heads and using a white cloth to mop their blood, when they were caught, they were with sleeping gas cylinders and they confessed to it...

Naija is not as backward as you think o

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speaktokingfemi:
can we discuss here?

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Penflame:
Early this month, unknown thief/thieves entered my room through the window late in the night and stole phones, device and laptop totally worth 132,000 naira.

My greatest surprise was I didn't or was unable to wake up throughout their operation until day break, and I'm someone that easily wake up from sleep at hearing slight sound or noticing slight movement.

Is it that there's a charm they do use for this kind of operation? If yes, how can it been neutralized to prevent such occurrence next time?

In what way can I apprehend this thieves? I've been unable to track the items.

Someone should please give me advice and suggestion.

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Emperor

Help move to front Page biko.

Another narrative could be that... they didnt use VOODOO.... they pumped a quiet sleeping gas into your home and ensured you were all asleep before robbing you. It happens like jazz.... but it is nothing fetish just science....

Next time I suggest you relocate, because they may not stop

speaktokingfemi:
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Viralmagg:
citytrends.com.ng is up for sale +7k Fb page
kindly check detail here https://www.nairaland.com/6055288/beautiful-blog-sale-fb-page
serious. buyer should quote me and drop contact details

6800 likes is on your facebook page and your engagement is good.

so how much exactly is this blog. pls put the price

Sadly THIS NEWS WILL NOT TREND OR HIT FRONT PAGE.... unless it was a scandal

Inotrophman:
These scammers have developed new strategies to defrauding people. It was on Saturday Night a girl called faith with the phone number :07043890449 chatted me up narrating how a platform pays http://www.goldclubpay.com. She convincingly talked about it and asked me to register. On Sunday morning, I did register with 10,000 which is the minimum amount u can invest. Immediately after I submitted my information, a Name: Okonnah Udeme
A/C : 0587304558 banking with GTB. Before 20secs, he called me with phone number 08132944544, convincing me to pay claiming to be an investor. I made the payment. To cut the long stories short, he told me that my money was gone that I should go and do my worse that I should pay another 30k ontop of the 10,000 naira in order to access him.
Pls how do I track this man down. I want him arrested.
The girl that is bringing people for him is from Uhrobo ,Delta state.

Your GREED is what scammed you, but lemme show you how to recover...

https://www.nairaland.com/5550682/how-recover-money-scammer

Built2last:
After 10years of marriage no child what will you do

contact
@eekfertility

on instagram... she will help you

emmy989:
goodday nairalanders.
am a young boy looking for a place to stay around Lagos.
I want to leave my comfort zone,and go tried something out there.
I know it'll be hard for a stranger to accept or allowed me to stay with you.
but am a promising that a trial will convinced you.
kindly help me out with squatting with you.
I will really appreciate if there is anybody that will accept me .
Thanks!.

You do not need to come and squat in lagos... be careful how you ask for help before put yourself in trouble o.
Simply PUT, you are looking for who you will be a burden to.
See, this is NIGERIA... AND LAGOS IS FOR HUSTLERS(mostly)..... there is nothing you are coming here to do IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SURE SKILL OR PLAN TO GET A JOB OR MAKE MONEY... Lagos is not a land of milk and honey.... wherever you are, you can make money offline/online.

Learn a skill here on nairaland... its FREE, then start charging a decent fee for it.

boujeeassnigga:
Thanks for that. Pls is there a way i can reach u?

YES, PM ME send a mail

boujeeassnigga:
Sir, i think u should create a thread about all this, you might be surprise to see so many incisive contributions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsRN9TbfurE

SweetCunt97:
Even if it's 60 and 40 percent sharing its still manageable.

Men have EGO, I highly doubt any man will allow a woman PAY 60% MORE than what he is bringing... yes a man can jokingly allow a woman pay for drinks and even hotel rooms, BUT NOT for A HOUSE.... its not manly, I feel he just agreed because he knew that a 60k earner will NEVER get 500k so easily like that... he just led her on.

KingintheNorth:
Please guys I really need your honest opinion about this issue.

A friend of mine (a girl) has been dating a guy for close to 3 years now hoping to get married soon.
She's a very pretty graduate and works too.

But late last year she agreed with her man that before they start making arrangements for marriage,they will need to get a flat and furnish it. So she took it upon herself to save and raise money (500k) to rent the apartment ,and for her man to have the duty of furnishing it. All these plans were made before covid- 19 struck.

Due to the impact of covid-19 on the economy and lockdown issues ,she couldn't raise the money for the house again. (Mind you, she earns less than 60k per month) which they planned on renting next month , and from the look of things she's not sure she can raise that amount before October , so she opened up to her man ,he got angry and ended the phone conversation , the next thing he did was break up with her.

The girl really loves this guy, pleaded and tried to explain things to him and reasons why she was unable to raise that amount ,but her man wouldn't listen to her .she's just so devasted and confused . Do you think her inability to raise the money is the reason he ended the relationship or there's something else??

He was never ready to marry her...

HOW CAN A MAN BE COMFORTABLE FOR A LADY TO RENT A HOUSE WHERE HE WILL STAY? when it is supposed to be the other way around....

It shows she is the one who wants to get married and is pushing the whole thing... THE GUY HAS ALREADY SLEPT WITH HER... so there is nothing more he is looking forward to, hence he is not really excited about marrying her. Covid is the lazy excuse many used to avoid many commitments.

Another thing to consider is, how can a lady EARNING 60K be bold to attempt to save 500k for the sake of renting a house for marriage... when the 500k can give her businesses, investment opportunities that will push her 60k to 180k monthly. Some ladies really loose their logical senses when they fall for a guy... in this case for a guy who is just not ready to be committed.

THE STORY MAY NOT BE COMPLETE but I do not believe there was enough reason to break up with such a wonderful supportive lady.

boujeeassnigga:
I have this deep curiousity about aliens and also 'shadow people'.
Also i have been researching deeply about the aztecs, magick, out-of-body experiences, ghouls.
There is also this new one about kids telling stories about their past lives.
Do you believe in ghost, ghouls, spirits, aliens etc... What experience or proof made you believe in them?

If your research has not led you to discover organizations like CERN then you may yet not be close to learning anything.
I have been researching on these and more for 10 years and I have discovered articles and x-files of proof of existence of Reptilians, the city of Agartha, Hollow Earth, and many more. Even super-enhanced-humans are currently being made as we speak.

Pls define your search... are you looking for extraterrestrials or SPIRITUAL BEINGS?

If your search is for spiritual beings, then you need to research the findings of one of the world's largest telescope in the VATICAN CITY called LUCIFER.

Follow Sid Roth on youtube and do proper research in the DEEP WEB and you will find many articles that are verified with deep secrets. The surface web has mis-informations.

I wish you well.

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Apktotheworld:
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I respect your stand on this but then it's each one to his own on coital affairs before or after marriage bruv. I however believe that if she ain't willing to be active averagely pre-marriage, she probably will degenerate if I chose to enter into union with her. P.s: I have been with her for over two years now. Thanks.

WoW.... I do not know if you know what MARRIAGE IS.... but sexual activity damages a person ESPECIALLY IF THEY EVENTUALLY DO NOT GET MARRIED.

You are not planning marriage with her and its 2 YEARS ALREADY? is it university course? or DIPLOMA she is doing?

THIS IS THE MOMENT TO PREPARE FOR WEDDING AND SEX IS NOT PART OF THE DRESS-REHEARSAL.

See, you can do whatever you like BUT if sex is so important to you that you have to bring it out here, then maybe you are not ready to marry.

THERE ARE FAR MORE PRESSING ISSUES THAN SEX, IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH SOMEONE.

ovuobab:
Hello guys.

Please, I believe I can meet mature and intelligent people here.

I'm a medical student here in Nigeria, during this period, I was able to make a very little 50k.

Please what is the best way you think. I should invest it. Mostly when school resumes?

Thanks

Ok... 50k is small. but Maybe you should invest it in yourself. LEARN SKILLS THAT CAN PAY YOU EVEN WHILE YOU ARE A STUDENT.... mostly ICT SKILLS

Apktotheworld:
Hi nairalanders. I am in a kinda complicated relationship with a girl and she doesn't enjoy pre-intimacy and the act itself. She complains of the pain every time i try to initiate intercourse. I bare my mind to everyone here because my love language is touch chiefly. Tried everything to spice it up but it's all been the same old story of unilateral sexual gratification. So ish is that she travelled and wild thoughts of being with another woman have been creeping up my mind for days now. Need practicable solutions to this. Thanks in anticipation . God bless.

Only MARRIED PEOPLE should be having sex.... EVERYONE'S LOVE LANGUAGE IS TOUCH... infact TOUCH IS NOT A LOVE LANGUAGE OGA....

You are just Hot, there is no love there... she may even be too young and inexperienced. See, just admit to yourself that you are only there for SEX.... FAITHFULNESS, COMMITMENT and such long term things are not your game... So do not waste your time...

Oshoooo:
Please don't take too front page.
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I have been in a relationship with a lady for 5 years, 3 years into the relationship we had distance issue and it was badly affecting the relationship due to lack of trust. Last year I found out she cheated with a married man but she pleaded and I forgave her because I wasn't a saint myself and we both promised to change and be 100% loyal and I've kept my own part of the promise
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The relationship have been shaky since then but we kept trying to make it work and this year we decided to stay together in her new school where she just had admission so we can rekindle our love. I've been down financially over the past years and I decided to start a business in the new town hoping things will change soon. I moved in with her though she just comes around once in a while due to school lockdown, I arranged my little savings and I set-up my shop but I had a little setback (a loan I was expecting didn't come true) and now the shop is stuck at about 70%, and I can't start work until I have everything setup.
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Recently I found out she was talking to another guy (she mistakenly picked my call while she was in his car and the conversation was heartbroken), she came up with ridiculous lies and I tried to play along but it was too heavy in my heart, I tried to confront her about it that her story weren't adding up and I needed to know what really is going on so my mind can be free and was ready to forget and continue the relationship, but that got fatal as she changed it for me and told me she can't continue the relationship any longer.
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She wouldn't talk to me for weeks and on our supposed 5th year anniversary I had to hit to her to make her reason with me but she's saying she doesn't love me anymore and she can't remember when she stopped loving me, she said she doesn't have to give me any explanation (though I know it's because of the simple fact that the other guy got her a new phone after I've been promising her one since she lost the previous phone but I had to put all my savings into my shop) Asked her why she let me come over here when she knows all this before, now she's saying she's sorry she thought it would work out and now I have until school resume to get my own place because we can't stay together anymore, I can barely feed at the moment and was working on completing my shop and this had to happen.
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I'm lonely in a strange town and the only thing on my mind now is maybe selling off my shop and moving back to Lagos to move on

Let me bring a different narrative to your issue...

did you really study and learn about relationships before you JUMPED IN?

Because all I see here is the ONE MISTAKE of ASSUMPTION and WRONG CHOICES BASED ON THE ASSUMPTION.

If you know what relationship is, then you will know that NOT everyone is capable of having a real relationship... not every one is mature enough and not everyone knows what LOVE should be.


You both never loved each other.... DISTANCE only exposed it. LOVE IS NOT HORNINESS, but I guess that is what led you into relationship rather than CHARACTER AND VALUES.


So pls go and learn before you think you are qualified to write on heart break or relationship issues. You should blame yourself for entering the relationship the WRONG WAY. Go and read books, talk with those who have been married for years and are stable and still in love... THEY WILL CLEAR YOUR EYES ON MANY EMOTIONAL MYTHS you may have carried.

bless ya

woow you are quite mature in understanding, I commend you for such thoughtfulness.

Now, I believe you have done what you can do... since he is not your SPEC... simply move on with your life and forget about him
Pls never mistake COMPANY for COMPANIONSHIP.... the two are never the same... move on with your life..
Why? Simple, because there is a law called the Law of BONDING... the more you keep him in your thoughts or visit him or pick his calls and reply his chats, YOU WILL DEVELOP TEMPORARY STRONG FEELINGS and at that moment you will make mistakes... the devil may even deceive you that you should manage him while waiting for the RIGHT MAN, that a bird at hand is worth TWO IN THE BUSH... IT IS A BIG MEDIOCRE LIE
I also feel you ASSUME alot without confirming your suspicions. Pls if he is not going to come out straight and ask for a relationship... you will only end up being a FRIEND WITH BENEFIT... be watchful and alert... just because you are lonely and still healing from your past relationship does not mean you should "manage" with a situationship...

So, do the right thing, walk away or tell him you are not ready to visit him because you are BUSY(yes, get busy being a better person and preparing for the right person). Get books on relationship... listen to people like Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo and work on yourself so you would be ready enough for the Great man God has for you, else if you keep minding these distractions, even when the RIGHT MAN come, you will offend him or be offended with him and loose him. Stay sharp and Stay thriving... Bless ya

lol, pls sir do you expect people to release their secret genuine cash-out investments here?

Don't you know that when crowd rushes into something, it goes bad?

Anyway I can assure you that investment is not for everyone.
What many may introduce here will be REFERRAL SCHEMES and as December approaches, many of such schemes will rise to deceive gullible greedy Nigerians again and they will loose their money.

Johnbestman:
AM SCARED OF THIS THING CALLED MARRIAGE, CAN I REALY STICK TO 1 WOMAN. SOON NOW DE WILL START ASKING OR TELLING ME TO GET MARRIED. ABOBI DIS TIN GET AS E B..

What really is your aim of coming here to VOICE YOUR FEARS? There is a right way to get rid of your fears, BE INFORMED.

Pls be very very direct, if you really want to learn, you would not be here asking random strangers.

Get a book, attend a marriage conference and watch people like Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo on youtube and you should be fine.

HawksDude:
Hello guys,

So there's this girl whom I've known for 18 months inclusive of dating of about 8.

Generally, we are good; no fights, we agree in most things except a few issues which I was matured about and let go.

As most people believe, a man's financial stability maintains some form of decorum in any relationship, so everything will naturally go smoothly.

However, this scares me. What happens when things go south or some other crazy marriage stuff comes up? How do I know what I'm getting myself into when I pop the question? Love is not enough.

They say you can't know a person completely. But there should be a minimum - a basic reaction to stress/unfavorable conditions is one. This will tell the true character of a person, especially the mode of anger/calm/patience etc.

I have a strong feeling I need to stress-test this relationship to at least squeeze some reaction which I believe will be almost the same in a marriage.

Does this make sense?

If it does, what are real life marriage scenarios I can conveniently act to quickly bring out this other side?

If it doesn't, is there any other way I can go about this?

Your questions are in BOOKS YOU MAY HAVE REFUSED TO READ and CONFERENCES you may have not attended.

Do you NOT know marriage is beyond PHYSICAL?
Do you PRAY?
Do you study books on relationships and HOME BUILDING?
Don't come here and expect a CRASH COURSE..... for a LIFE COURSE.
If you are really serious, GO AND STUDY BOOKS... you have a lot of study to do.
Stop expecting anyone to do what you should do yourself..... YOU ARE THE ONE GETTING INTO THE RELATIONSHIP... WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU WANT IN A LADY... write it down and update it frequently.

Pray about it.... because HUMANS ARE SPIRITS wearing a BODY. Life is spiritual, so be prayerful, not every pretty girl or nice well meaning gentleman is CLEAN SPIRITUALLY... so you can not exclude GOD & Spirituality from this.

LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP -yes this is still true, you should NEVER have entered a relationship without PROPER STUDY, PROPER COUNSEL & GUIDANCE... So stop your GUESSWORK and FIRE-BRIGADE APPROACH.... Marriage is a destiny decision, it can not be taken lightly, so pls you should have taken some months to LEARN, STUDY, UNDERSTAND, LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE KIND OF FUTURE HOME YOU HOPE TO HAVE....

You need relationship mentors (elderly married people with a TRACK RECORD of a GOOD HOME and good children) who can stop you from making DESTINY MISTAKES that are not yet in books.

You need FINANCIAL MENTORS too, people who can give you wisdom... access and open your eyes to opportunities.

Dating Relationship is between TWO PEOPLE but MARRIAGE is between two families.

Go on youtube and listen to Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo, Bimbo Odukoya, Pst Funke Adejumo, DR D.K OLUKOYA .... take time to download and listen to them very well, then start reading books about marriage from the same people I just mentioned.

You will be so informed and transformed and your relationship will be strong even into marriage... no more fears

AhmedEmeka:
She says she won't tell anyone I am responsible that she would take care of the child and all that without me involving myself (yes she is capable of that).

But I am seeing it as a elaborated plan to get me hooked (she loves me).

What is the most reasonable approach to this?

FRIEND?
pls that is no longer friendship, its a RELATIONSHIP but it seems you were just foooling yourselves.

She apparently wants kids.... and is deceiving you into commitment.

LISTEN CAREFULLY: Women say things based on HOW THEY FEEL ..... men speak from WHAT IS LOGICAL.

Save yourself a lifetime of regrets. End that "FRIENDSHIP" and define your relationships.

Inotrophman:
Account name: Jude Chimereze
Account number: 9930549771
Bank name: Providus bank
+2347065601595
This man with the above information specialises in scamming people using ponzi scheme. He screamed me yesterday of 20,000 naira and stopped picking my calls.
How do I trace this guy.

I hope it was not your GREED for FAST CASH(ponzi) that got you into this mess... anyway... here

https://www.nairaland.com/5550682/how-recover-money-scammer

Agbebakun22:
Hello someone should help me out, I just created a new website from wix(free) I don't know how to input HTML code that will display only ads.. Please I need urgent help thanks

Why not go to W3SCHOOLS website and learn how to create website from scratch than all these guess work you are doing.

NO ONE WILL DEVOTE THEIR PRECIOUS TIME TO TEACH YOU FOR FREE.

If you want to do anything, DO IT THE RIGHT WAY.

today you are here asking how to input HTML.... tomorrow you will come back to ask how to input JAVA.
Pls go and learn well on the website I mentioned or on YOUTUBE.


GOD BLESS YOU.

daifeanyi68844:
I'm a 25 year old jobless man and It's really making me depressed. I graduated from the university last year, registered NYSC but I got put into the second stream but then the pandemic happened and we haven't heard from the FG since.

I tried getting a job but it has being really difficult landing one so I started learning programming. I delved into data science because I studied statistics and I also started selling shoes online and I had a student I taught Mathematics and English too.

The problem is I'm barely making any sales, the student has stopped coming. The little I have made, I gave it to my mom to solve an urgent need. The only woman I have ever loved and dated is talking about marriage and pressure from family. It feels like I'm losing her. She has being my only friend for almost 3 years. I love her so much and it is killing me that I may lose her. She's 24..

These days, I barely sleep and I'm losing it. I'm very broke too. I can't even concentrate in my data science studies and I'm losing focus and getting depressed every day. How do I get over all these..

Lol.... You are not broke... YOU JUST LACK SOME IDEAS AND MOTIVATION.

I think you should make new friends who can help you.

Then get a mentor... someone who can invest in you(NOT FINANCIALLY) but can hook you up with skills and accesses to learn and earn.

You should not have had any business with WOMAN till you have a stable source of income... GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT and you will have peace.