₦airaland Forum

TOLULOPEMIDEAR:
I hate pretenders

see all of them now oh.
abeg leave dat ting.
you all love the content of pretence.
you only hate that its a lie lie lie

Enegod:
*checks her dp* smh
You are a P. A. to the Managing Director of a big company?
which company is that?

I even guess its a man behind that moniker.

remsonik:
See pretty ladies. The northern ladies are beauties

especially the one closest to him.

nzeadachie:
HE CAN NOT DO ANYTHING, IT'S NOT BY FORCE TO BE IN ONE NIGERIA, NIGERIA IS AN EXPIRED PRODUCT THAT WAS PRODUCED BY FREDRICK LUGARD

but the core values of a national army is all aimed at creating bodies and minds that will defend it from internal and external sabotage. whether or not we were amalgamated many years ago, war is a very unpalatable event. the world is a global village. only niger delta or biafra or oduduwa or arewa CANNOT decide one day to divide this country because its people are disgruntled. the battle will take many long years of destruction and retrogress and at the end: be a pyrrhic victory for the victor and a temporal loss for the vanquished. remember that this country is so big that getting external sympathy or refugee camps whether in Britain, france russia China, or anyhere in the world will be very difficult and tardy if we are war torn? poverty, farmine, and diseases will prevail. and our conflict will further be politicallised by the USA. our oil will be of no benefit because they will offer to help rebuild nigeria after much destruction: where we'll forever be indebted to them with our oil and sovereignty.
believe me brother. peace and negotiation is always superior to conflict. whether in sudan, korea, Egypt, Syria, Vietnam, or nigeria.
jonathan is a wise man for conceding defeat

kropelgrada:
For real ?
Are you calling Asari's bluff ?

That dude started militancy in the Niger Delta.If he sneezes,the whole of the creeks catch cold.
He should be handled with diplomacy and not by show of power or force like what some pillocks here are suggesting..

brother!
that person in question is a general. (not brigadier general, not major general, not lieutenant general)
meaning after his rank, you have a field marshal. (the nadir of army ranks) he had a 4 star.
if he blinks, nigeria army will play the part 2 of what happened in odi
this time around; even lizards, mosquitoes, ants and spiders wont come out of the niger delta region.
at the end. its the innocent people that suffer. and if that clan will not go into extinction, then it will be necessary for the militants to down weapons and embrace diplomacy and negotiation. for the interest of peace. nobody is powerful enough to undermine the sanctity of nigeria as a country. and if you ask: why then was it possible for bh to hold the nation to ransom? to this I respond: bh success was on the grounds that the commander in chief of our armed forces was purely civil, and as so, will neither be prepared to disregard the rulings from the Geneva conversion in 194 (something), nor be open to an idea of full scale battle with an unconventional force adopting the guerilla warefare tactics in his own country where he will be forced to make collateral damages out of innocent nigerian lives and property. this may not be the case with a soldier like Obasanjo or Buhari.

juniortuoyo:
Goodluck ebele jonathan has defeated the prophecies of the western world most especially the US, who predict that nigeria will cease to exist come 2015. Now they are ashamed of themselves pretending to want nigeria unity.

far more better?
naaaaaahhhh.

ohaleoghene:
he is abroad ,this morning to play on him I sent him a message on watsapp that I slept with another guy last month and I just discovered I'm pregnant now the guy wants to marry me...he got annoyed said he was disappointed and betrayed... before I could say April fool he has blocked me and he won't pick my calls ... and we did have an agreement not to play pranks on each other because of the distance ....what do I do now ? I'm hurt .

call any of his friend.

Sleekyshuga:
Lotta Nollywood movies ?

l checked ur profile.
very make sense.

Sleekyshuga:
Lotta Nollywood movies ?

naaah
just books.
like discourses in the first decade of livy by niccolo machiavelli.
wtf! who watches those irritating stuff called Nollywood

ireneony:
foolishness is wen u go 2 London 2 campaign
with ppl that ve no PVC.
»insane is wen u've bin shouting "up Nepa" since u were born nd xpect GEJ to be a. magician in 4years. »madness is wen u spend 6yrs in d university reading day n night 2 get certificate at d end vote a mallam
without a certificate.
»olodo is wen u use broom 2 sweep without using Parker 2 pack d dirt.
»barawo is wen u say u and ur members will wipe
corruption while ur benefactor owns half of Lagos.
» Mumuness is when a youth votes for his
grandfather to be president when he is supposed
to be the present leader, foolishness is wen an
elder who should be enjoying his old age is
stressing himself doing "I must win
politics" Pls..share 2 orders if u
love naija.

doesnt fit ladies.
good girls obey. lucky dube.

Sleekyshuga:
It's quite a lengthy topic but also, an eye opener . Your patience is appreciated.

What Is Marriage?
It is a union between a man, and a woman who makes a permanent, and exclusive commitment..
It is otherwise called Matrimony or Wedlock..

What Is A Court Marriage? It is a legal back up union between a man, and a woman or the sealing of a marriage by Law..
***********************************

I got into a conversation with a friend this afternoon. He talked about his intentions to settle down when he comes back home (Nigeria, since he has been in Asia) by December.

He literally asked for my assistance in helping him search for a lady he can settle down with. I vividly remember the last time we spoke (Sept. 2013). When I asked about his girlfriend, he said she was fine, and that got me a little confused.
************************************

Fast forward to today.....

Jenny: You want to settle down?
Agozie: Yes!
Jenny: What happened to your girlfriend?
Agozie: She is fine.
Jenny: Why are you in search of another lady when you have a girlfriend?
Agozie: Her problems are much.
Jenny: *eager to know*.. What kind of problems?
Agozie: She is constantly asking for a court marriage.
Jenny: And what's wrong with that?
Agozie: Hmmmm... Ladies, and your sense of reasoning. She wants to 'Reap where she did not sow'. Traditional and white wedding is OK for us..

It got me thinking, and I got interested.. I randomly asked few males on my list (25-32 years) range on their take on court marriage.. I'll try to quote them..

1st guy: Why court marriage when I'll properly get married to her? Court marriage na for people wey get belle b4 marriage or people wey their parents no gree give approval..

2nd guy: I've not really thought about it, maybe because I still see it as a Western type of marriage..

3rd guy: Why should I? Na she buy me property?

I continued in my quest to know/learn...

4th guy: Yes, I will. It's the best form of marriage. It protects the lady from any form of maltreatment..

5th guy: Yes, I will. It gives the lady a right, and separation will follow due process..

6th guy: Yes, but other people's opinion matter (such as my spouse family), etc..

My fellow Nairalanders, what's your opinion(s) on court marriage.

never.
I have a problem trusting people. (girls)
maybe ive read too many bad books that say people are out there to break my head with a stone, steal my food and run away.
so I find myself always hovering like a helicopter on guard
well.... except I meet a perfect girl. oopss.... they dont exist in reality.
I need to change
im paranoid.
but till I change. no to court marriage.

BeeBeeOoh:
I don't think u love it more than me. GOD BLESS THE WOMEN!

hahaahaha
in the middle of the night...
I heard her pray....

BeeBeeOoh:
That shows you how well a mother can Love..





GOD BLESS THE WOMEN!!!

I love that song by lucky dube.
God bless the woman.

adewasco2k:
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The listed phones are android phones with prices ‘mostly’ below 20,000 Naira and has 1GB of RAM.

Note: This listing is in no order

1. Gionee P4

Android v4.2 (Jelly Bean)
4.5 Inch, 480×854 px display, TFT
Quad core 1300 MHz processor
5 MP Primary Camera, 2 MP Secondary
Dual SIM, 3G, WiFi
8 GB Internal Memory, Expandable up to 32 GB
1 GB RAM
1800 mAh, Li-Polymer battery
Price is ₦20,600

2. Tecno R5
Operating System: Android 4.4.2 KitKat
Camera: 5MP
Screen: 4-inch Capacitive Touchscreen
Memory: 1GB RAM, 8GB ROM
Battery: 1800mAh Li-Ion battery
CPU: Quad Core 1.3 GHz
Connectivity: GPS navigation, Bluetooth WI-FI, HotKnot and USB
Dual SIM, Dual Standby
Price is ₦18,000

3. Infinix Hot X507
5 Inches display size
Quad Core Processor ( for your understanding, that’s 4-in-1 engine :p )
5MP Camera, 2MP Front cam
Dual Sim functionality
Android 4.4.2 (KitKat)
RAM – 1GB & ROM – 16GB (expandable upto 32GB via Memory card slot)
2000 mAh battery
3G For Super fast browsing.
WiFi and Hotspot enabled.
Price is ₦16,000

4. Jiayu G2f
OS: Android 4.2.2
CPU: Mediatek MTK6582 1.3Ghz Quad-core
GPU: Mali400
Memory: 1 GB RAM / 4 GB Storage
External Storage: MicroSD up to 64GB
Screen:4.3” (800×480) display – GorillaGlass2
Notification LED
Rear-facing Camera: 8MP with 1080p video at 30fps
Front-facing Camera: 2 MP
Wireless: Bluetooth 4.0, 802.11 a/b/g/n
Battery: 2200 mAh (removable)
Price is ₦19,000

5. Opsson Genesis S7
Android v4.2.2 (Jelly Bean)
4.7 Inch, 720×1280 px display, IPS LCD
Quad core 1300 MHz processor
8 MP Primary Camera, 2 MP Secondary
Dual SIM, 3G, WiFi
4 GB Internal Memory, Expandable up to 32 GB
1 GB RAM
1700 mAh, Li-Ion battery
Price is ₦22,600

6. Innjo i1s
Android v4.4 (Kitkat)
5.0 Inch, 480×854 px display, IPS LCD
Quad core 1300 MHz processor
5 MP Primary Camera, 0.3 MP Secondary
Dual SIM, 3G, WiFi
8 GB Internal Memory, Expandable up to 32 GB
1 GB RAM
1900 mAh, Li-Ion battery
Price is ₦ 16,699

7. Nokia X2 Dual SIM
Operating System: Nokia Windows + Android Apps
Camera sensor: 5 MP
Screen: 10.92cm,ClearBlack, LCD
Memory: 1 GB RAM/4GB Internal
Free cloud storage: 7GB
Processor: 1.2GHz/Qualcomm Snapdragon 200
SIM: Dual/Micro SIM
Price is ₦ 24,000


8. SamsungGalaxy Ace 4 Lite G313H
Technology: GSM / HSPA / LTE
BODY: Dimensions 121.4 x 62.9 x 11 mm (4.78 x 2.48 x 0.43 in)
Weight: 130.3 g (4.59 oz)
SIM : Micro-SIM
CPU: Dual-core 1.2 GHz
MEMORY: Card slot microSD, up to 64 GB
Internal: 4 GB, 1 GB RAM
CAMERA Primary 5 MP, 2592 х 1944 pixels, autofocus, LED flash
Price is ₦ 18,200

9. Lenovo A328
Android v4.4 (KitKat)
4.8 Inch, 480×854 px display, LCD
Quad core 1300 MHz processor
5 MP Primary Camera, 2 MP Secondary
Dual SIM, 3G, WiFi
4 GB Internal Memory, Expandable up to 32 GB
1 GB RAM
2000 mAh, Li-Polymer battery
Price is ₦ 21,000


10. Huawei Y330
Android v4.2 (Jelly Bean)
4.0 Inch, 480×800 px display, TFT
Dual core 1300 MHz processor
3 MP Primary Camera
3G, WiFi, DLNA
4 GB Internal Memory, Expandable up to 32 GB
512 MB RAM
1500 mAh, Li-Polymer battery
Price is ₦ 16,000

Source Top 10 Best Cheap 2015 Android Phones and Prices in Nigeria

sure of that price of samsung galaxy ace 4? looks too good. you shoulda put pix.

Mhizizzy:
#teamsingle

im sorry.

I just want to see pej shed tears.

VIPERVENOM:
A Script well played at the very wrong time.

exactly.
it will be a massive disadvantage if they are released as said. it means they never existed or they were hidden deliberately for political purpose.

MKO4ever:
Hope the boy did not die?

no he didnt die. he only dead!

almostFamous:
Oh God...kid was prolly depressed

abi possesed? 11years!
abiku.

MoonCares:
Lols!!! Didn't write biology, not a science student. So lecture me a bit, that's why am here

see why copying is bad?
you wrote biology but you dont even know.
remember that subject that your sit mate drew fish without fins and called it eye?
thats biology.

MoonCares:
Lols!!! Didn't write biology, not a science student. So lecture me a bit, that's why am here

see why copying is bad?
you wrote biology but you dont even know.
remember that subject that your sit mate drew fish without fins and called it eye?
thats biology.

akinsadeez:
Hmmmmmm. But being a side chick doesn't mean you r not being celebrated, y'know. We men have the capacity to celebrate multiple women at the same time. We have so much celebration to give. lol
Besides the side chick can still graduate into the main chick with a bit of luck.

man is a natural giver

if there is monopoly of wifehood.
women will starve men of all that makes up marriage
they will be so proud, difficult and unbending.
they will lay down staunch and rigid rules
they will dispense punishment in form of hunger and ....... deprivation
they will only appear beautiful and gpod before the wedding
and thereafter convert the man to their puppy



but no!
a man is a man
he shouldn't be caged and dealth with
the availability of the other woman makes the wife uptight
makes her feel an air of competition around her
that will make her compromise pernicious decisions
she has a role to play too.


nb; I dont support extramarital affairs. but I support polygamy.

mirexxx:
i dunno oooo

it might not be his fault sha
some girls dont knock at doors

like my neighbour.
worse of all.... shes fat, older, and looks like a witch.

yahx:
This photo got me wondering
Is this really nigeria
Or a photoshop ??




If yes

Which place fr 9ja

I believe if you asked up to 5 people around you before coming to nl you would have got the answer to your puzzle. that building is well known by Lagosians.

Raiders:
I wonder where he is going to create a new state in the SE from? Anyway, It seems like GEJ don't have anything new to offer. What the Igbos need is jobs, Electricity, good roads. The major roads in the east is in horrible state. Nigerians are dying every day in The PH- Enugu road and Onitsha- Enugu road because of the poor state of the roads. You could not even complete the 2nd Niger bridge that you promise to build and complete. The Enugu airport is not yet an international airport like you promised in 2010.

Thousands of graduates from the east cant get good job because the unemployment rate is high. You have done nothing for the Igbos in the last 5 yrs and you want us to vote you again. Now you want us to vote for you again so you can create an imaginary new igbo state from air.

hes begging you for votes.
I love igbo people.

ClassicQueen:
Lool no please i control the way i walk.

okay do you have a husband or fiance? cos most perverted men often take single ladies as possible conquest.
plan with your oga. let him visit you one day in your office with flowers. and make sure hes a very grab person.

ClassicQueen:
I dress well i dont even expose any part of my body just from the end lenght of my skirt down to my feet is exposed. Thanks for the advice i hav to b very careful...

how do you walk?
I mean; does anything bounce up and down when u walk?
thats another factor.

DuchessLily:
My bro, If u ask me, na who I go ask?

OK make we ask Baba God

all humans are bad.
the supposed good ones are only afraid of the consequences of the evil within their breast
if there were no consequences
they will proceed with their evil thoughts
if you saw 1million naira in ur purse kept carelessly by someone.
you are more likely to take it than if it was on the road
because. on the road, you stand a chance of being caught.
but when you return money you saw on the road
people will praise you thinking you are good
but no!
you are bad.
you are only afraid of the consequences of being caught.

DuchessLily:
Yeah! Badt pple everywhere

God help us

but why?

Boxer007:
my dear please calm down. I would simply like to make love to you. May I have your number?

be bold enough to drop ur contact. il make u know the streets is real.

Boxer007:
Would you come down to my hotel?

to kill ur dad right?