₦airaland Forum

How do you think "Mary Amaka" got pregnant?
If Jesus EVER comes again, do a DNA and you will not be shocked at the results.
Why do you think "Hay-sus" does not wanno come back to 'rapture his people?
Did not get away with the first historical 419. . .the second coming will be more interesting.

Hmmm!
Nigerian men wor wor sha.
Kei!

Serves them right!

Hmmmmm!
Lemme go and consult the h-oracle of my village.
E dee o!
E dee baa baa naa!

Hmmmm!
With all the cheating threads all over NL?
Abeg wait for divine advice jor.
Mere mortals cannot intervene at this point!

If 'your partner' infects you, then it is a gift from your God.
Enjoying it quietly without spreading it around.
Born-agains should not fear such a question. . .they are going straight to heaven after all.

Magic Johnson has not died yet.

I fear cancer more than anything else in this world.

How does your partner infect you with that?

toyemz:
@ Blazay

Only Nigerians should deal with Nigerians.
just wondering where you are from oh

Dozzzn't marrrah.
The message counts not the poster.

Lousy!
Especially from those 2 tribes.

I pity all these foreign peeps who marry Nigerians. . .men or women!

Only Nigerians should deal with Nigerians.

Lagos man. . . count me out!
Dirty, fake and noisy!
Liars and cowards too!
Dem nor dey baff well at all at all!
Phuuuuuum!
Body odor with 'garri-garri' armpits and pubic areas!
I don't like that "Maroko" or "Ketu" smell even if they live in VGC or Lekki "Pe-nins"!

I love the native laws and customary weddings. Very colorful.
I absolutely abhor the 'churchy' ones. Very fake and boring.
Fornicating and adultering all the way to the altar to 'mock' God!
Hypocritical weddings!

I wish God would send thunder to strike those hypocrites down at the altars.

Depends.
If I care I would stick around.
If she is the "wahala" kind. . . she gets dumped!

You can forgive her illness. . .Blame God.
But if she is the 'bi-tchy-wi-tchy' kind. . . I would not mind hauling her and her SS into the nearest dumpster for Satan to salvage.

Please, make that 'happily-married', career independent wife and mother!

You would have to cope with her excesses if her paycheck is 'bigger' than that of the man's with all da dry 'head of the household' title men use to pose all over this world!

Like the cases of most of these dudes that spend all their time on NL and other Nigerian websites, while their wives or sugar mommas are working to bring home the bacon.

Or you may find your butt on the streets.

Mwaaaaah!!!

I don't think committment is a sacred object.
What is so sacred about it?
I guess from a religious standpoint.

No ethical, moral or philosophical justification for committment in my humble opinion.

Perhaps if people realized that, they would have less problems and headaches in their lives. . .instead of faking it!

Free world!

For people who choose to indulge in such fantasies. . . power to them!
Not my turf!

OgaMadam:
this is just out of interest but when looking at other people's posts they are like 28 850, or 16 000 or 37 800



and then you ask yourself what do these people do for a living man? do they sit on nairaland all day?

dont they have jobs, wives, homes to go back to? i am not talking about people who are not well.




just curious as to how someone can have 40 000 posts

Mu he he he he he




Or those with 2000 handles!

BTW, lol counts as one post.

Nothing!
I don't miss em that bad!
The ones I still remember are those who do not allow me to rest!
Wetin dem dey find I nor know!
My phone does not stop ringing.

Love the attention sha!

Too late!
Will not even make friends online, not to talk of find love online!
Heavens forbid!

Phate07:
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Ladies, what will you do if you discover that your husband of 7years and father of your three kids is bisexual and is seeing men behind your back?

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Pack his bags and send him to his 'groom-s' home while I go for the quickest series of STD/STI tests and exams.
Initiate divorce proceedings ASAP!
Take out several life insurance policies on his head.
Explain the situation to the children.
Keep the lines of communications open. . . for the sake of the children.

Finally,

[size=20pt]NEVER ALLOW HIM ANYWHERE NEAR MY ANUS! OR POOHSIE FROM THAT MOMENT OF REVELATION!!! [/size]

I can tolerate swinging couples.
I can tolerate polygamists.
I can tolerate homosexuals.
I can tolerate bestialists.
I can tolerate necrophiliacs.
I can tolerate heterosexual love-peddlers and male sluts.


Name it! I can tolerate any form or norm of sexuality. . .other than 'bisexuality'! Never! The most confused people in the world. They can NEVER be trusted. NEVER!

Glad to be an anal virgin!
So proud of maself!

Traditional dating for marriage. . .serious affairs.
Online dating for 'runs'. . . chop and waka only!

Love exists!



[size=20pt]I LOVE MYSELF UNCONDITIONALLY! [/size]





Conditional for ALL others!

Nekai:
LOL!
(Btw u and your hubby are a match made in heaven!  )

Purrrrrfect match!
God could not have given me a better spouse!
Especially after encoutering some 'things' on and off the cyber airways.
May he never get to meet them in the name of my GOD!
No man is worth wooing by any woman. The man should do all the wooing.

Hmmm!
Pedo-phile on ramapage!

1.  His first and last children were not his own.
2.  Both of them (i.e. the 2 kids belonged to the same father, someone he didn't even know)

Mu he he he he


Aka JJ (Jehovah Jireh) is beginning to catch up with all these women and their runs and fake 'fruit of the womb'!
Thank God for technology!
The next set of people to be exposed are those ones in some part of Nigeria with 'the land of twins' from Okija and Ogboni factories.

Later, during the divorce case, at Igbosere magistrate court, they discovered that the father of these two girls was a chairman for area boys in one of the motor parks around their neighbourhood and the "former" boyfriend of the wife before she got married to my friend. It was obvious that she never stopped sleeping with her ex all through her married life.


Na wah for some women o!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

welcome to 'born again' life!

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=645834.msg8118222#msg8118222 date=1302702633]i notice especially on nairaland quite a few 20-24 to 30 year olds tend to have this attitude, feeling anyone over that age automatically wishes they were younger, like them.

what gives them this impression? Maybe some of the women they know, or the multitude of females who go through plastic surgery to look younger.

or is it the males telling them they prefer younger women because of tighter womanliness. However, its not everybody who cares about impressing such men.

just curious.

i was used to both my grandmas wrinkles and couldnt imagine them any other way.[/quote]I wonder o!
Make we stand for street see who "Jesus" go first carry go house go put for im bed.
Maybe it is because the 'youth' is the only thing to hang on to besides hideous ugliness of the most spiritual proportions.
Thank God the young shall grow old too!

Especially without husbands or children to keep them busy in their lives.
Like say if me and the young babe nor wash 'am' for like one week. . . nor be her own go smell pass.
Shiooooooooooooor!!!

Who wan to be 'young' and 'stoopid', for small-small boys to be 'toying' with?

Hole na hole, all must sag!

Who cares? As long as I look younger than the so-called younger women. . .life is goood. My husband and children are not 'missing'

No competition. . .for the difference is cleaaaaaaaaaar!!!

Abeg o. . .na only small 'piriki' dey find 'tight 'ole'!
I nor send!

I ain't tightening no poohzee for any toothpick of a small pen-is! If you are suffering from 'penile dwarfism', you berra 'ease on down the road' before I disgrace ya!

It is every parent's responsibility to teach their child/children the importance of self-preservation.
A woman is born with all her eggs and cannot regenerate more viable cells. A man on the other hand can produce as many sperm cells as possible even at 100 years old.

Young girls are becoming more educated in areas of fertility and child-bearing.

It is my wish that ALL parents will take both their sons and daughters to a birthing center or an abortion center to see what a mangled fetus looks like. I believe they would act more responsible in handling areas of sexuality.

Education is the key!

must we Court for years before marriage? i feel courtship, within six months and at most a year is enough to get the knots tied.

Courtship in modern language means 'sex'!
100% of married couples DO NOT have virgins at the wedding altars.

Hey, friends, stop destroying your bodies with elicit sex all because we feel the guy will marry us by such compensation with sex, as a matte
truth, a guy sees more prospect in a lady who respects her body. IT TAKES GOD TO UNDERSTAND HUMANS!!!

You are preaching to the choiristers!

Then who are all these men marrying 'ashawos' all over the world, while all the "Born-Again" sistahs are left single and freeee around the world keeping night vigils for husbands huh?

Wharrrabout all those virgins that some men have kicked out or the houses in favor of marrying "ashawos" huh?

Pity!
Gosh, I can't stand to be around smokers.
Their fingers and mouth smell sooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaad!

Looks like the child is trying to kill 'depression' at an early age, having been born into a dysfunctional home.

To have the 'almighty' fruit of the womb or 'bear fruit' is not the problem, but to have children that do not end up as M0r0ns!

A 2 year-old smoker?

Na wah o. I am sure he is having sex with barbie dolls too!

The reason "Igbo"-smokers should not procreate.

It becomes a genetic problem.

mosindimik:
blazzy, Just to tell you that if u are not married, husband go hard o,
Sorry for your husband if you are married.

If I have not gotten married by now. . .a man would be the very last thing on my mind shhhuuuug.
I mos-def would not be needing one.
As for pitying my husband. . . you have the un-alienable, God-given right to do just that.
Not my consain.

Heeeeeeeeeeeellll Nooooooooooooo!!!

I can sit on my bed and be a better lover than any man by 'doing' ma-self with ma fingers or 'dil-dee-oh'. . .so why go woo a man to be my lover?
In this 21st century?


Never have and never will.
You have to 'warm' me up to get my attention.
I may flirt with you or engage in phone/cyber sexing. . .

It does not mean I wanno woo ya.
You really have to make me know how bad you wannit!

According to the gospel of Jimmy Cliff. . .

You can gerrit if you really want. . . but you must try. . .try and try! Period!




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No problem.
I prefer male doctors to females anyway.
I have zero tolerance for 'bitch' energy and unnecessary competition.

Instead of the female doctors to do their jobs. . .they start comparing whose breasts are bigger and all that rubbish.
My gynecologist MUST be male. . .to do the 'fingering' at the vaginal exams.

Regular internist. . .female ok. They can do the 'breast' exams.

Guys please wot do u think he is doing or up to. Please no abuses or insult.
Thank u

Phocking someone else of course!

The last thing you should do as a female is to pick up your phone to call a man who does not want to call you.



The man don phock finish na. Weitn else to do?
He has jumped to the next one. Please, learn to do the same.
As he was 'blowing' all his lies to get into your underwear. . . you should have done the same.


You should not care what he is doing. Dog wey sabi im master musto h-answer im wissso!

Looky hia! Men are fond of playing those mind games. The reason I teach all women never to put all their eggs in one pocket.

Love is not stupidity or neediness. Learn to play the game too. Ignore him if he ignores you. If he is still 'phockabale'. . .please, use him for that purpose only. Till you find a correct 'replacement'. . .then boooosheeet his arzzzzzzzzzze!

Please, use protection with all this 'pay as you go' romances and recharge SIM cards o! If you wanno catch a disease. . .at least get married, so someone can at least cry for you and bury you if you quench!


Thank you too!