₦airaland Forum

ONEjoblessGUY:
What's dis again bayii??

Is that dis celebrities ain't truly happy despite accumulating wealth,being famous and living fine........

Yet they seem to portray happiness everywhere.........

Lonely at the top

Pwettylinda:
Yoruba people hit him with JuJu

I read a similar comment just now. Tell me more pls

Reelmii:
Black Tuesday

And my best song na pariwo....he just released it

Mine na weekend

Vectors

nathyx:
21st century indomie generation heavily exposed to social media, how do you expect them to know that marriage requires a great deal of tolerance?? Thank God for the girl he blessed me with My wedding is next month, I don't have employment, zero source of income, zero kobo in my acct yet my woman loves me and eager to live the rest of her life with me cos she of knows am not a lazy man and I will never let my family sleep hungry. If you're still out there waiting for the perfect partner (100%) keep wasting your time marriage is not for feeble minds. Congratulations to me and wife in advance! October 21st 2023 save the date guys!

Don't come and deceive us here. You have something doing, how can you say she knows you will never let your family sleep hungry

4tomandchi:
Imo state and stories that touch which day death go reach Abuja governor door. Imo is the most dead state in the SE.

Where did you see Imo state here

Cow that should have been gunned down

ecolime:
Hahaha... E be like say you be foreigner.

People retire daily in all MDAs. How do you think their positions get filled? Via mass recruitment? 😃

Dey there make pant dey wear you

let me just be quiet

DiamondPant:
No offence, but you probably don't know much.
Replacement happen all the time in all agencies and the paramilitary agencies are always top on the list.
Replacement into the NCS costs around 1 million naira.
I have at least three close human beings who have joined the NCS between March 2023 and now through replacement.

how sure are you?

ecolime:
Very possible because underground recruitments happen all the time.

Just be careful

Capital No............................Nothing like replacement or underground recruitment.
Only mass recruitment is done.

Serendipity2023:
There are many dry young girls.

There are many dry older ones.

The first girl that squirted for me was older and above 35.

.

What does being dry mean

OneCandleAway:
Ok, where are the job adverts now, or testimonial of people who got jobs without connection

Many.......my dear.....just concluded customs 2021 recruitment was a great surprise.

stainlessnature:
Do it first.

Use them do shakara later.

Nigerian employers just find a way to give watery offers to big title jobs.

What is 50,000? Is it for kabukabu?

It's for garri, eba and agbado

Kobojunkie:
So your intention is to raise them from paycheck to paycheck as well?

https://www.nairaland.com/7773810/consequences-having-many-children-bad/4#124616202

Wahala

Kobojunkie:
You should go read through your own comment for yourself to see that you said nothing of the how you intend, in the bad economy that remains Nigeria, to do that. And no, God does not force kids on anyone neither did He promise to give you resources for kids you chose to bring into this world.

I am gainfully employed. And I earn good income that can sustain myself, two children and my wife.
And I said I'm planning to have just 2 children and you're quoting me like we have an unsettled business.
Kilode gan

Kobojunkie:
How?

Read through again.

Kobojunkie:
Which God? Go your churches to see how the suffering there is as real as it is for those on the outside? God has never been in there with you lot so you better go ask your pastors and mogs to refund you for all the lies they fed you.

Be the way, you better consider the wisdom of having no child at all. God, yes, God created even Eunuchs so there is everything wise about not having kids especially when you cannot afford to adequately raise them.

I am having 2 Children. I can give them the best upbringing.

Tayorshd87:
My brother the situation is terribly bad though because I have just two children now and another one dey belle if I had known that APC will win I would have aborted it since 😢

God will send help to you.
I'm a single and I have already concluded I'm only giving birth to two, so that I can enjoy myself too.
Children come with responsibility

Are you for real

SonofGod231:
I can't stop carrying women and I want to. It's an addiction. Davido dey learn.
I can't stay without woman so tey I carry winch go house one time. God will help me.

You go still carry the one wey go use jazz on you.....turn you to ATM for life

gabbytabby:
I hear petrol is now 488 in Lagos is it true. Private depot not NNPC

What's the name

Sxyhalima:
we r back

Hallelujah
Congrats to you

Sxyhalima:
even though i broke up with him and told him my decision is final i want him to come back to me and tell me he wants us to try again . i want that to happen. he is my everything. he was my perfect person just i was scared of his mother because i dont want any problem.

that's costly, but what if he didn't come back?

Puss360:
I so much love kids... Waiting/wishing to have mine someday....
Lemme still be sampling guys/men fess🙈🙈

come and sample me o................lol

gidgiddy:
Nnamdi Kanu was nit arrested, he was kidnapped. Your lawless federal government engaged in kidnapping with another lawless African state called Kenya

Unfortunately for you guys, Finland is not lawless

Simon Ekpa is a Finnish citizen, how will you go to Finland and arrest their own citizen?

Social media operators will soon have a crack down on him

alphaconde:
first born is such a scam.

sometimes i look at my first son how i demand more from him just because he is first.

i ask myself what wrong did he even do because the responsibility is really much.

in anyway that's gradually shaping his character and that's where i like it.

been first is a good way to learn responsibility.

and don't kill him with financial responsibility

Just dey play............ladies na ladies. Take age out of this issue. There are even some 22-26 that are well behaved in marriage than your preferred age bracket

garriAndsugar:
Dating girls below 26yrs can be very stressful..
If I should date I will go for 28 and above. I no want too much stress from young girls

Nice2023:
Why do most govt employees end up retiring very poor and wretched.

What might have caused it?

Because they didn't steal money.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Weed and alcohol And gambling
And the funny thing is that i don't see myself slowing down

I can't even go a day without alcohol

Just that the gambling own I normally do that with sense..I don't lose more than 1500 naira in a day
I stake different tickets all totalling 1500..and if the game nor enter then I go just rest for that day untill the next day
Weed, loud and alcohol dey collect more than 4000 naira steadily everyday ..that na if only me dey house but if them my guys dey I dey spend more than 15k on alcohol and weed

you be yahoo

Holybaddo:
It was available on playstore before so those that have it then send it to their friends

My sis have it on her phone

It's still on playstore o..........