₦airaland Forum

ahms12:
speak for yourself only.I will be the most happiest man if that goat of a president is dead

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Dnt say that u will be the most happiest, because millions of people will be jubilating all over the streets and feeling more happy 100times more than u.

ogorwyne:
how can the guys sperm drip down her leg? was he naked? whatever fabric he had on should have been able to absorb the liquid and leave only wet marks. she is lying.

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Benita27:
Well, personally i don't think they(rapist) are leaning more to the sadistic type but rather towards sexual perversion. Else, why would someone rape when sex is cheap if he isn't a pervert?.

She failed to give more details on all he did behind her, this isn't unheard of.

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Timelezz:
, I'm just saying most rapists are leaning more to the sadistic type than sexual perversion when sex is every where and so cheap.

Although I think the story is made up, because girls always tell when an erect penis is pricking them from behind.

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Timelezz:
Dick to ass resting is a natural occurrence right from secondary school assembly to molue bus hopping when there's no seat available.

My honest take is that the guy may have some medical problems like premature ejaculation , not necessarily a rapist.

It takes more than uncontrollable urge for sex to be a rapist.

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CplusJason:
Spits on the lady and pervert furcking face.

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TrapHedges:
[color=deeppink]but how can someone ejaculate without any contact

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so she was slapping the guy and they guy was just chilling

wats her ig handle let me go and bash her now now
[/color] [color=deeppink]but how can someone ejaculate without any contact

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so she was slapping the guy and they guy was just chilling

wats her ig handle let me go and bash her now now
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Timelezz:
Never underestimate what a soft, well sculpted yansh like yours can do to a preek without the maturity of erectile control.

Especially when it's resting on the yansh divider with the bank hall 3hp standing AC chilling the blood.

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modelsms2:
Konji na bstard o

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Igbos:
comshot

IPad yoot with spiritual kanji..
Well, na so I hear say dem catch our dilector with oloshos dey do groupie.

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Revelation1:
Lol, all na for attention, senseless lady

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So sorry to say, but you guyz are so, so, so extremely pathetic.
Cnt u see the story was cooked up by a blogger to gain more traffic, even though the story din't tell u, cnt the pictures tell u also smh.
All the story coming from that link today alone that i have seen was cooked up to gather more traffic, in the morning it was a trailer that crushed a guy open, without no single sight of blood, plus so many that i cnt even remember.
When ever i see some of u guyz commenting on this cooked up stories i jst smh.

Hmmmmm

buchilino:
MY GOODNESS, U NO I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZED IT SARRKI DAT MADE D COMMENT.

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The attention u guyz are giving him from that single comment its making him feels proud and popular.

brandydaniells:
not allowed to us3 it

. . What its ur problem??

Hmmmmm

obataokenwa:
Monkey is more wiser than a sheep and aboki. Be sincere since the Harmattan started, have you taken ur bath till today? See Hausa man on Nairaland. You thought this place you can easily butcher or slaughter me? Non sense. You guys must pay for all this murder everywhere. except God is not a God of vengeance. sheep

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My intestines has busted out already out of laughter at the bolded, since when i joined nairaland, this is the most funniest comment i have ever seen all my life both on the internet and on real life, typing and talking e.t.c
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Make i screenshot am, anytime i want to laughout loud i will jst take a look at it.

Okay

joey150:
what did you do to that guy on singlet?

. . Which guy its that.

joey150:
how can an angel be blind?

. . So?

Hmmmmm

Hmmmmm

sarrki:
Observed

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I call on the thunder of God Almighty to fall upon your head this very moment if thatz all u got 2 say.

onatisi:
This is just the beginning,watch out for the Npower scam and fraud .

. . God bless the womb that gave birth to u.

Daniel058:
even blindAngel like money

. . So?? . Why won't i?

rokiatu:
So? Not even Jay Z nonsense!

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Hw many mouth do u have, i remembered very well last yr u said u love this guy style and all he does and would gladly date him if he requests.
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So what ar u saying now??

AfonjasMustDie:


This is just the begining

I want the economy to get worse

I want charcoal to be sold for 50 thousand naira per bag

I pray that Buhari will rule Nigeria for 100 years

This is just the beginning of the hardship

Kerosene was 120 naira when Goodluck Jonathan was the president and some idiots said that they want change, they voted for a 90 year old farmer and 1 year later a liter of kerosene is 500 naira

I pray that the price of charcoal will increase to 9 thousand naira for 1 piece so that these zombies will die of hunger

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Ur username always makes me laugh like a fool, i dnt knw why.
And also, this is the best comment that has got me laughing hard like this all my life since i joined nairaland.
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I concur with this %100

Elkay3:
It should be N6500.

. . Tnks

Oyind17:
6k or so

. . Tnk u very much

misterchris:
Please send me your e-mail.

. . Is that necessary??

Hmmm

Hellow fellow nairalanders please help me . how much its from portharcourt to Lagos state??

Daniel058:
Betting thinz

if MMM COMES BACK TOMORROW EXACTLY AS IT WAS BEFORE ACCOUNT FREEZE, SOMBORI SHOULD QUOTE ME AND I HAND 100K TO HIM/HER INSTANTA...






DEAL?

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I quoted u now, mmm its back.
Where its my 100k

PabloOmoEscobar:
What are they doing?

. . Indomie spotted.

Hellow fellow nairalanders this is the latest ponzi scheme going on right now, please beware its called kremboost.com, in which some one will tell you to invest N10,000 and you will get 80,000 in return in a month time they will give u a form to fill and show you credits alerts of 80,000that they have received theirs, they will tell you that each groups its grouped into 16peopls, and once you guyz have completed 16 then you get paid immediately.
Please beware of it
as its been 3months now and i have not received any alert, two of my friend took 16forms each, un which you normally fills one with 10,000 with your name, email, and bank name, account number and phone number.
Here its the link to the website, thousands of people has lost their money there and more are still joining daily. Please be warned.

If u go through the first link you will see thousands that have been scammed, my name its there, my frnds name its also there they will right paid and next in payment so that new referrals will think its geniunue and real that they are really paying and won't think twice before joining.
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http://kremboost.com/Referral.html
http://kremboost.com

alaskido:
See gobe o. Trace the number through the service provider. it was definitely registered.

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No thatz nt the way out, go to the bank and ask for his details e.g home address
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Gbammm its finished.

Hmmmmm

So tell me op, who would have won it before

Hmmm
no longer NDA

boboLIL:
my brothers and sisters in Christ...this question has been bothering me so I decided to bring it here...


if a mad man or woman die,, will he be allowed to enter heaven or be judged as a mad man or judged accordingly when he was still normal?... pastors, evangelists, deacons and deaconess, reverend fathers, reverends, church teachers etc... abeg EPP me and others


cc: lalasticlala, seun etc

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Funny question u asking there.

Fake change everywhere
when 98% of the most poor dnt even have banks in their village/town, talkmore of having a bank account
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Lies and fake change everywhere, every living soul that voted for this fake government and still supporting it till date will die today Saturday IJN.
No peace for the wicked
QUOTE ME NEGATIVELY AND DIE THIS NIGHT, AND I WILL SHOW U THAT AM A REAL TOMBOY.