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freeman95:
goat like your father

. . Just one condom. Just one would have prevented this animal here.

freeman95:
haha copycat....

im sure u are wondering how i got to know that u are gay... foolish human

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Silence its necessary here, on a goat like you.

freeman95:
haha copycat....

im sure u are wondering how i got to know that u are gay... foolish human

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See this ekpa ooo, mumu kill you. Goat

freeman95:
why u stupid gay

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Fucck off my mention, You gay ass boy.

khalhokage:
It's not the xposed, the person you gave it to installed a new probably updated ROM into your phone.

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Sir but my phone its running on the old version 5.1, while the former was running on 5.1.1 before it was flashed.
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I will never and ever upgrade out of this present version 5.1... Neverrrrr

LeonMacJames:
Were you rooted did, you have recovery. You just dashed that guy 1200.

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Sir, i tried everything within my power to boot it into recovery but, no way. But now after flashing it, just a single hold on of the power and volume up the phone went into recovery. I just tested it again just now and its still working. Two trails on two tests.

Emmaway:
Some things happen by accident

. . Very true sir, some things really happen by accident.

Hello pals, i saw a topic yesterday created by Labiadestroyer of how he made his phone battery to last many hours and i saw the the procedures at first i wanted to give up because of the procedures to install exposed on Android 5.1 and upper, but i decided to give it a try, so i downloaded all the apps recommended by him.
Doze
xposed e.t.c.
So after downloading it was time for me to install the exposed, on dealing with the xposed, i don't think i knew what i was doing because the procedures was very hard but still i was keen to go ahead with it. And then booommmm my phone got (hot2) bricked. And i could not see my menu anymore, i tried everything possible to bring the phone back to life but no way.
Then i had to take it for flashing, i flashed it for N1200 and it was back to life in some minutes time.
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After flashing i could not beleave my eyes, my phone has changed totally.
I will list some of the changes below :
1)my phone now has an inbuild file manager.
2)inbuilt music player and video player.
3)when making calls i can now select which sime to use unlike before when i have to go to settings always to set it.
4)it now displays battery percentage at the top constantly.
5)i can now on and off my data easily just by swiping the top of the screen, unlike before when i had to go to settings first.
6)it now has an option in settings which displays all my apps and an option to block auto start or allow
7)it also came with an option which also displays all my apps and for me to choose which is allowed to run at background or not. Both system and non system apps.
it also comes with sound recorder, hotknot gallery, anti theft at settings. plus so many useful inbuild apps.
9) the settings also came with many different options to choose from. And also if i want to switch off the pjone it has an option to reboot, switchoff, airplane mode. Unlike before when its only switch off.
10) abeg i dun tire to type, if i say make are type everything here all my hand go peel.
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Am so very mych happy now because i was thinking of exchanging my phone with an itel phone before, but now my mind has changed totally.
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Thank you Labiadestroyer, thankyou. I own you alot. Thankyou.

yes u heard me right, first of all he bought a new non follow come batt #2900 and a power bank of 6000mah, the power bank its always plugged to the phone, when he is operating it or not. he his phone can now go more than a day. its that simple. so watz d hype of some phone coming with 5000-6000mah battery

Marvel1206:
press and hold an empty space on ur home screen, click on settings, click on apps & widget drawers and you are good to go

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thank you very much sir. I did as you instructed.and I can now scrool my menus left to right with the nova launcher. thank you sir, am so very much nlmore greatful. thank you

Marvel1206:
by Fine, you mean you've been able to customize the sony xperia launcher to ur taste? Or you still need help with nova?

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sir the Sony launcher is not cusromizeable, am just managing it like that because its making me swipe my menu from left to right and from right to left.
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sir if you can help me on how to customize the nova launcher, to swipe from left to right, I will so very much more appreciate. please help me sir, please help me.

Marvel1206:
download nova launcher.. Its better with lots of customizations

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sir I have nova launcher, but still I can't configure it to scroll left and right. am currently using Sony xpera launcher. and its working fine for me.

Marvel1206:
Are you trying to say you can't swipe your app drawer horizontally anymore? Kindly specify the launcher you are using.

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am using google now launcher

help, i cant swipe my menu from left to right anymore, its just from up to down. please help how can I reverse this shit. its so irritating to me. I love and dearly need my old menu back. please help.

every Sunday its always one stupid question. mtchewww

Ishilove:
Karma, they say, is a _bitch. This time it came in the form of a very masculine sex predator.

Two burglars got more than they bargained for recently after picking the wrong house to break into. Garfield Morgan, 54, and his 36 year old accomplice friend Kim Gorton are both career thieves, having stolen from hundreds of homes in their lives. But it’s unlikely they’ll go back to crime after the traumatic episode they experienced in the home of Harry Harrington…

Harry Harrington is 6ft 7inches tall and weighs over 136kg of pure muscle. He’s a notorious gay sex predator who has served time in jail for numerous sexual assaults. An aggressive and predatory offender, he’s not the kind of man you want to annoy. But that’s just what Morgan and Gorton did that fateful night.

Garfield and Kim broke through the backdoor of Harry Harrington's house in Florida.

The heavily built Harrington caught them in the act and easily overpowered them.

He tied them up and for 5 days used them as his sex slaves, banging their poor anus' almost to death.

Only a neighbor who heard cries and alerted the police saved them from their painful and horrific experience.

As you can see from their mug shots below, the men were extremely traumatized by their ordeal. What they went through is inexcusable, but many online commentators are saying that they deserved some kind of retribution for their crimes. But...five days of being raped by a man mountain is a bit much, isn’t it?

The men face burglary charges, while Harrington is facing another stretch inside prison for his actions.

Lmaaaaaao!!!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/10/2-burglars-make-greatest-mistake-of.html

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see your akara face

RandomVic:
You can't. Hot 2 doesn't have a kitkat native rom

chaiii which kind problem bevthis naaaa.

hello fellow nairalanders. please help a brother, how can i downgrade from lollipop to 4
2 or 4.4kitkat in hot2. please help me please.

eph12:
Just so annoying that glo and ucb don't quite agree with each other

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eph12:
Just so annoying that glo and ucb don't quite agree with each other

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eph12:
Just so annoying that glo and ucb don't quite agree with each other

am currently using glo free browsing on my uc handler, and all my entire life since when I started browsing its the fastest I have ever experienced.

anybody here who is ready to exchange an itel phone with strong battery a new hot2?
contact me 08032568749

Hello nairalanders, am about to exchange my newly bought infinix hot2 for an itel phone with 3000mah strong battery, while my infinix hot2 2200mah battery is very poor.

please fellow nairalanders is there anyone that have bought this battery from jumia, please if you have bought it which of the dealer did you buy it from. Thanks

arki:
bro, like someone said here "stay away from itel phones". To before warned is to before armed, though d final call is yours.

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Am now having a second thought on it, with the reviews am seeing here surely the cons outweight the pros.

mukhcech:
Just change your hot2 battery and rom. You can't compare hot 2 with that itel crap.

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Sir. How do i change the rom?

brandon180:
itel 1701??..op don't u dare!!!!!..

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Sir please explain to me your reasons please, i really need to know please because the exchange its in the eveling. Please explain to me why you said so please. I beg you please.

sheddy03:
3000mah battery on 7inch screen tab! I bet you, you'll still come back here and tell us your Itel battery runs down very quickly.
I'll advise you to replace your hot 2 follow come battery with the bigger 3000mah hot 2 battery. you'll enjoy your hot 2 more.

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Sir i have searched all the gsm dealer outlet in my area but am unable to find the new 3000mah battery, and am afraid to order it from jumia because i have seen so many people that have ordered it complaining that they got the 2200mah battery instead of the 3000mah battery they ordered.

Alfred234:
stay away from itel phones or else you'll regret it

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Oga wetin itel do you naaa?

valnelly:
From the battery difference to the screen size... I think the tablet will serve your browsing needs very well. Before you exchange just make sure you go through it and be sure it's in good condition .

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I have done so sir, the only problem am having with the phone its the non removeable battery, and the ear port its not working.
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But am dying for the strong battery.

Hello fellow nairalanders am about to exchange my newly bought infinix hot2 for an old itel 1701tab, its it ok for me to exchange my infinix hot2 for this phone?
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Reasons =i browse a lot and the infinix hot 2 has a poor battery life, life 3 - 4 hours on heavy usage.
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Specs below
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Itel iNote Prime It1701 Specs Here are a few specs of the Itel iNote Prime It 1701:
General Features
Platform: Android 4.4 (KitKat) Processor: 1.2GHz quad-core Processor GPU: – Memory: 1GB RAM Colours: White, Blue Dimension: – Weight: – SIM Type: – SIM Count: Dual-SIM,
Dual Standby Display Display: 7.0-inch IPS Display, 1024 x 600 pixels (169 ppi)
Display Protection: –
Camera Rear Camera: 8 MP Camera, LED Flash,
Video Rear Camera Features: Geo-tagging, Panorama, LED Flash Front Camera: 8 MP Camera Storage
Built-in Storage: 8 GB Storage Memory Card Support: Yes Bundled Cloud Storage: – Network Support 2G GSM: 900 / 1900MHz 2G CDMA 1X: No 3G WCDMA: 2100MHz 3G CDMA EVDO: No 4G LTE: No
Internet & Connectivity
GPRS: Yes, up to 48kbps EDGE: Yes 3G/WCDMA/HSPA: Yes, up to 21Mbps HSPA+: – CDMA EVDO:
No 4G LTE:
No WLAN:
Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n Wi-Fi Hotspot: Yes Bluetooth: Yes NFC:
No Infrared Blaster:
USB Port: Yes, microUSB 2.0 Messaging SMS/MMS: Yes Instant Messaging: Yes Push Emails: Yes Email Protocol: Entertainment Music Player: Yes, mp3, WAV, FLAC, eACC+ Video Player: Yes, MPEG4, H.263, H.264, XviD FM Radio: Yes Loudspeaker: Yes 3.5mm Jack: Yes Navigation Navigation: Yes, GPS with A-GPS Maps: Yes, Google Maps Sensors & Control Digital Compass: No Accelerometer: Yes Proximity Sensor: Yes Light Sensor: Yes Barometer: No Pedometer: No Gyroscope: Yes Fingerprint Scanner: No Iris Scanner: No Intelligent Digital Assistant: – Motion Sensing / Gesture Control: – Voice Control: – Other Features Video Streaming: Yes Traditional Calls: Yes Wireless Charging: No Water Resistant: No Dust Resistant: Image Editor: Yes Video Editor: No (download at store) Document Viewer: No (download at store) Document Editor: No (download at store) Battery Battery: 3100 mAh Li-ion non-removable Battery Standby Time: up to 15 hours Talktime: –
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Infinix hot2 specs
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General Information
2G Network GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900
3G Network HSDPA 900 / 2100
4G Network No
SIM : Dual mini SIM Status Announced August 2015 Body Dimensions
Keyboard Touchscreen Colors White, Black Cover Plastic Display Type IPS, capacitive, touchscreen with
16,000,000 colors Size 5.0 inches, 720 x 1280 pixels, 294
pixels per inch Memory And OS Card slot MicroSD, up to 32GB Internal 16GB
OS Android 5.1.1 Lollipop
Processors 1.3GHz quad-core Cortex-A7 CPU,
MediaTek MT6582 chipset,
Mali-400MP2 GPU RAM
1GB and 2GB versions mine is 1g
Audio Alert types Vibration, MP3 ringtones Loudspeaker Yes
Audio port 3.5mm jack Connectivity 2G GPRS – up to 85.6 kbps; EDGE – up to
236.8 kbps 3G Up to 21 mbps downlink; Up to 5.67
mbps uplink 4G No WIFI Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g, Wi-Fi hotspot Bluetooth Version 4.0 GPS A-GPS NFC No USB MicroUSB v2.0 Camera Primary 8MP, up to 3264 x 2448-pixel
pictures camera with LED flash Video 1080p@30fps Secondary 2MP up to 1600 x 1200-pixel
pictures Battery Capacity 2200mAh Li-Ion battery Stand-by
Talk time
Music play Other Features Sensors Accelerometer, Proximity Messaging SMS, MMS, Email, Push Mail, IM Browser HTML Java No Miscellaneous– FM Radio
– MP4/H.264/H.263/WMV player
– Image viewer and editor
– Document viewer and editor.
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Please should i go on with the exchange, i desperately need your reviews because the deal is tomorrow.

blueto:
I wonder why people hold and disseminating the spurious impression that Jonathan did not save for the rainy day, The notion that President Buhari met an empty treasury when he took over is false because President Jonathan handed over $30 billion in Foreign Reserves, $5 billion in accrued Liquefied Natural Gas dividends, $3 billion in the Excess Crude Account, and around $2.4 billion in the Sovereign Wealth Fund.

Buhari was handed over a budget of about N4.5 trillion passed by Jonathan, few weeks before handover.

Around N5.3 trillion was received as oil income in 2015, how was this money squandered by Buhari?

With the landing cost of petrol to the country at N89 per litre given the drop in price of crude oil, the Buhari’s federal government still increased fuel price to N145 per litre.

Effectively Buhari is making a profit of N56 per litre of petrol bought by Nigerian. So, why does Buhari keep giving the impression that Nigeria is broke?

With this increased revenue from a new income stream, why hasn’t the Buhari government this new income? Why can’t states get more money from the federation account? Why can’t states pay salaries?

Nigeria is in recession because of Buhari's incompetence and irrational decisions.

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The most crystal clear post i have ever read all my life since i joined nairaland.

Thunder fire Change.
Thunder fire all those that voted for this foolish government and still has no regreat for what is happening presently.
Thunder go fire all of una.

Neddstark:
I drove around Allen on Thursday night Hot as mad. I picked up one young girl with big ikebe. We did it in a hotel all night long. Paid her 10k the next morning, left her in the hotel. I went to work, slept in my personal office till like 10am. Thats when I discovered i left my Ipad Air in the hotel room.
See me see as i rush drive go the hotel for dopemu. They said the girl left around 8am and my ipad wasn't there. See as i almost start dey cry cos that ipad contain very important pics and information I cannot afford to lose. On my way driving back to work, my phone rang. It was one soft voice saying."Bros, good afternoon, this is Nkem". I say who is Nkem". She told me she was the lady i slept with last night. I was elated. Before i could ask, se said she had my ipad I forgot with her and i should tell her where to deliver it.
Na so she come my office give me ipad oo. I had to give her 10k extra for being honest despite doing an odd job. Truly, change begins with her.

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Bros make you know say God dey ooo.
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Me wey be orphan never eat for almost two days now and you give ashawo N10,000.
Bros God dey ooo. God dey.