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SportsRe: Barca New Signing, Coutinho, Out For Three Weeks With Thigh Injury by Blonchilli(m): 5:06pm On Jan 08, 2018
Someone should please blame Buhari for me tongue
PropertiesRe: How Caan I Save This Year To Build My House Too by Blonchilli(m): 8:06am On Jan 05, 2018
sabama007:
Stop dreaming n start being realistic.

You cannot save to build your house this year. Even in 4yrs time, it's an impossible mission except you're given a huge monetarily loan, you earn like 400k/month, or you indulge in acts like yahoo, yahoo+, yahoo÷, yahoo!, Yahoo×, yahoo√ etc

Thanks
Yahoo Yahoo grin grin The Op is putting himself under pressure too. Nobody says he can't marry in his 30s. It will be a shame if he's married and his mom and sister are in a worse condition because definitely his wife will be his priority. Best thing to do is to help his sister with a business or something and ensure his mom is being taken care of
PropertiesRe: How Caan I Save This Year To Build My House Too by Blonchilli(m): 8:01am On Jan 05, 2018
KushyKush:
With this trash you typed here, it is very obvious you never built an hut before. What in the name of fück? You sound so ridiculous right now dude grin

Did you know how much solid concrete it takes to build a foundation (not even putting the landscape in consideration)

OP listen, I'll have to be real with you instead of giving you false motivations that will make you feel depressed when you can't meet up with your hopes when the year ends.

if you want to build a house, it is nothing you can do within a year based on 60k salary and that much responsibilities (breadwinner of the family)

Go invest in some business and double up your income then you can come back to talk about building a house smiley

PS: I am not discouraging you, just telling you the hard truth. If you want to build a house based on that income
I swear I was wondering were they build that kind of houses. A tipper of concrete is 55k now in my side, that's over 90 percent the Op salary. Who builds an house on salary alone?
FamilyRe: My Marriage Has Finally Ended by Blonchilli(m):
Kunleajaye your story is really sad. Sometimes I look at young men and women including couple who want to relocate to the West, the grass isn't always green on the other side. I believe things wouldn't have gone this bad if you had not relocated. But it has already been done. I don't have any advice because I've not been in a similar case. The only similar thing with yours to mine is a father abandoning his kids. Whatever happens don't forget your kids. Pay their fees if you have to, video call or visit them occasionally. Whatever you do don't let them feel their mother was bad. Just tell them 'mummy and daddy loves you no matter what', be a father to them. Even if they begin to act strange still do what you need to do. The marriage may be over but they're still your kids no matter what
RomanceRe: Single Lady Prays For Husband In 2018 (Photos) by Blonchilli(m): 6:33pm On Jan 04, 2018
PearlStreet:
Dude, I just checked your profile and you look like a wall-gecko.

Your face can make a woman frigid.
That's why he wants a beautiful lady na grin grin to help his ministry
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Assaulted & Disgraced At Crossroads By John Boyega's Bodyguard by Blonchilli(m): 10:57am On Jan 04, 2018
I don't see anywhere the incident has anything to do with Boyega. He didn't order the 'bodyguard', he didn't give the orders neither was he the organiser. She's using England as an example because Boyega is British but hope she knows Boyega can sue her for every penny she's got for defamation of character. It's just like saying because the security personnel at the Grammy assaults me coincidentally while I was sitting next to Kanye West chair and then I put all the blame on him not the organisers. Toke Makinwa is just looking for another dick to ride her fame on. Leave Boyega alone
FamilyRe: "My Friend Place Our Late Friend’s Wife On A N150k Monthly Allowance" - Guy by Blonchilli(m): 8:24pm On Jan 03, 2018
kimbraa:
That lady needs to seat herself down and ask some questions. If possible, do some findings...why is her late husband's friend so dedicated to sending her welfare?. Personally, I think he's compensating her for something he can't live with the guilt if he doesn't.
Or he owes a lot to his friend and can't watch while his family suffers after he's gone
PoliticsRe: How Would You Fix Nigeria If You Were The President? by Blonchilli(m): 8:00am On Jan 03, 2018
divinehand2003:
I will begin by clamouring for a new constitution that will enthrone true federalism and engender peaceful existence of the highly diversified nation such as ours.

Then I will ensure that we do away with the Senate which is the engine room of corrupt practices that has bedeviled our country since our return to democratic rule.

In addition to this, I will run a capitalist economy which will see to the complete privatization of all federal government asserts. All businesses, local or international, shall be regulated by various incorruptible and legitimate regulatory agencies so as to prevent inflation and high cost of living.

Furthermore, critical areas such as Education, Agriculture and Health care will be properly managed so as to encourage food production, research and better health for all citizens.

Moreover, I will review our policies that have encourage local production of commodities by awarding tax havens to such establishments as well as other economic benefits that will further see to the reduction in the cost of services or goods in Nigeria.

I will also ensure that the local government is empowered once again to affect the lives of the people at the grassroot level by funding that level of government adequately and providing them with the legal backing as prescribed by the constitution to function effectively.

Finally, I will revamp the judicial arm of government and her systems so as to restore her integrity, autonomy, supremacy and power to decide cases courageously without fear or favor. All institutions shall be strengthened under my rule. All forms of nepotism, ethnicity, religious bigotry, tribalism and cultural bias shall be fought against aggressively by my government.

God bless the people of Nigeria, God bless the federal republic of Nigeria, and God bless all Nairalanders.
Doing away with the Senate is giving too much power to the President.
Christianity EtcApostole Suleiman Attention Seeking Prophecy by Blonchilli(op): 12:33pm On Jan 01, 2018
After going through Apostle Suleiman prophecy I can't help but create a topic that in my opinion highlights the many flaws and contradictions of his prophecies. By the way I haven't seen any of these businessmen prophecies come to fulfillment and most are just to draw attention and are obvious. Here there are:
1. Economy to get better in Nigeria in 2018

2. Year of serial bombings in Nigeria
(Both 1 and 2 contradicts themselves, let's say series of bombings do happen, it will lead to massive migration and obviously unemployment which could cripple the economy because most people will be forced to leave their homes and businesses)

3. Imo State Governor to make governorship a family affair
(Isn't it obvious, statue builder)

4. Donald Trumps health needs attention
(In over 50 years America has not lost a President, there's always a first for everything, but you can't compare a sick Trump to a fit Buhari)

5. A new strategies of killing perceived political
enemies in Nigeria will arise
(No problem with this, it's quite obvious since election year is close)

6. Wildfire outbreak in an American state
(Lol, there's always fire outbreak in America especially during the summer)

7. Manhunt for Ekiti state Governor by the Federal Government of Nigeria


8. Government of Nigeria to disobey court orders
(Now if Nigeria government dis obeys court orders there would be economic sanctions and I don't see how that would improve the economy)
9. God says ” Let Sambo Dasuki go”
(The great Judge himself grin)

10.President Buhari to be flown abroad on emergency
(Don't it happen yearly?)

11. A former Nigerian military President laid to rest
(The old will surely die)

12. Many bloggers to be arrested and jailed
(Lol, who wouldn't pray for misfortune not to happen to his/her enemies)

13. Bola Tinubu to have public showdown with President Buhari


14. Robert Mugabe, former president of Zimbabwe, rest in peace
(I was even surprised he didn't die last year)

15. Political blackmail to be on the rise
(There's always political blackmail)

16. I saw two great northern kings in open conflict

17. Church buildings collapse, tears, tears
(It ain't a prophesy without death prophecies)

18. EFCC boss to have major setback


19. Nollywood, new stars to take over
(Since when did the things of God and Nollywood walk hand in hand)

20. 2018 budget, Senate and presidency lockjam
(It's a yearly thing)

21. NAFDAC to pray against fire disaster

22. Senate President To Be harassed embarrassed. Many publications and threatened arrest.

23. DSS boss, to attend to his health

24. Fresh charges against Abubakar Atiku and friends to be embarrassed
(Isn't that the only way they can fight him?)

25. I saw major bombings in Egypt
(Don't mean to sound religious but haven't the Arab world been rocked by ISIS and still is?)

26. Attempt on the life of Chief Femi Fani Kayode’s wife
(Lol,FFK is coming for you)

27. South African Jacob Zuma to be humiliated
(Isn't he humiliating himself already?)

28. Atiku’s men will betray him
(How many times will the cock crow?)

29. U.K bombings, biggest in history
(In the past few years there have been bombings in the UK so tell us something we don't expect again, even the UK security warned the people)

30. Channels TV in court crisis

31. America, Canada, Asia, to experience hurricanes.
(These places are synonymous to that, it's a yearly carnival)

32. Ibe Kachikwu to be removed and replaced

33. NTA to pray against losing a top boss

34. Shoprite Lagos to beef up securities, I see a major raid.
(In Nigeria, a major raid is always pending)

35. I see Fulani herdsmen entering Lagos and Rivers State massively
(Like they're not there already)

36. Oh America, I see war in 2018
(An America war is a global war and a global war could mean world war 3 and ww3 mean nuclear war which is end of human lives. Now tell me, how does this lead to economic growth. Even if it doesn't lead to ww3 it will mean economic catastrophe, see Vietnam war)

37. Let’s pray against train accident. I saw a train going out of the rail

38. I saw the naira gaining relevance
(Contradicts number 37, 2 and 1)

39. I see a new political party that will divide APC and PDP

40. 2019, power will not move from the North
(Like we didn't know, the 8 year quota hasn't expired)

41. I see serious politics against Osibanjo

42. Nigeria pray against air crash
(Number 2,1, and 37)

43. I saw a young Nigerian musician experiencing major media attack sponsored by a fellow musician of same genre
(What concerns Moses with street dancers in Israel)

44. Kardashian family, topsy-they in 2018
(It's obvious this guy is trying to draw attention)

45. I see some Nollywood stars permanently leaving Nigeria for better opportunities
(Why don't you do entertainment section in your prohecies)

46. 2018, the year of the Army. So much military presence and control

47. Good luck Jonathan should pray not to be bereaved

48. Nnamdi Kanu to be embarrassed both locally and internationally

49. God will give people good health and there will be cure to incurable diseases
(The world makes billion from incurable diseases, cancer, aids etc)

50. I see a group rising in the North and asking for their own nation. It’s political

I'm not a prophet but what the Bible say about negative prophecies is that you should also provide ways to curb them. That's why I admire the Pope, he don't give prophecies, he just pray for the world. Why can't Suleiman call us together to pray, but even if he does, it would be for a price.
My opinion though
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman's 2018 Prophecies by Blonchilli(m): 11:12am On Jan 01, 2018
This guy needs mental evaluation and I pity the people that call him Daddy. Wetin concern Moses and ashawo when dey dance for road, wetin concern prophecy with Kardashian and Nollywood. His prophecy are even contradicting themselves. He's saying economic boom and in same year there would be plane crash that would affect the aviation sector, there would be political crisis and bombings that would lead to migration and certainly massive unemployment that would affect the currency and economy,for his information he should keep Trump out of his useless rants and if America goes to war it is finished, we're talking global crisis if not world war 3 which could mean end of the human race and this aboki is here talking like he took spoilt kunu. He won't go and nut on Stephanie and Otobo's backside
CrimeRe: @Therealdato (El Dato) Denies Rape Allegation, Deletes His Pictures On Instagram by Blonchilli(m): 10:20am On Dec 30, 2017
I'm more concerned about the blogger's use of proper English when writing an article. It's 'taken' not 'taking' and 'investigating' not 'investigation'
FamilyRe: My Sister Beats My Mum, Guys What I'm I To Do? by Blonchilli(m): 8:30pm On Dec 28, 2017
splenzard I don't normally give this kind of advice but go to the army barracks, buy them few drinks( beer and weed) and give them small change then table your matter. If they don't beat the cultist and mother beater out of her then change my moniker.
NB: That's the only thing Nigeria armed forces are good for. And please, don't call SARS if not say goodbye to your sister. You won't even know where they take her to. They deal with cultist the way a shark deals with blood in the sea
CelebritiesRe: Mo'hits Records Reunion & Performed At Davido '30 Billion Concert' (video) by Blonchilli(m): 8:38am On Dec 28, 2017
ajasa4link:
grin grin grin The exercise and punishment wey dem no gree do for secondary school na im Davido dey give dem. Look at the brighter side, the fat ones will lose weight grin
The fat ones will loose weight

CelebritiesRe: Mo'hits Records Reunion & Performed At Davido '30 Billion Concert' (video) by Blonchilli(m): 7:03am On Dec 28, 2017
ajasa4link:
They were all shouting and jumping . Shout out to those who left the comfort of their home in the middle of the night to be shout at instead enjoying live performance grin

Like Yorubas will say; Ẹku karaoke ó!
That's the only thing Nigerian musicians know how to do live on stage grin Shout and jump. They'll leave song they're supposed to sing and be shouting 'Everybody come on! Say yeah!' and be throwing mic at the crowd.
PoliticsRe: Has The Buhari Administration Fulfilled Any Of These Campaign Promises? (Picture by Blonchilli(m): 2:58pm On Dec 27, 2017
DLondonboiy:
They are among us...They may talk like sarrkis, type like sarrkis, look like sarrkis, think like sarrkis, but don't be deceived, they are really sarrkis.
Tufiakwa!
Bros I don't know if I'm finding him funny or repulsed by him
Foreign AffairsRe: George Weah Is New President Of Liberia by Blonchilli(m): 11:57am On Dec 27, 2017
George Weah became popular not for his time at Chelsea but at Milan. Most notably his solo goal in the Milan derby where he dribbled half the Milan squad to score. He's even more popular for his time at Monaco than Chelsea. So Change that topic jare
FamilyRe: Marriage Palava part 2 by Blonchilli(m): 11:43pm On Dec 23, 2017
pattybf:
I wish I cld give a hundred like for dis!
Much obliged smiley
FamilyRe: Marriage Palava part 2 by Blonchilli(m): 10:47am On Dec 22, 2017
deleSayo sorry to say but you've lost your wife, son and family. Haba you too weak nau. Drive your brother to work then come back home and tell your wife that you're too tired when your family are not showing any support and it's obvious that your wife noticed it and has fallen out with them? From your previous topic you explained how she was badly treated by your mom after she gave birth yet this woman would still prepare lunch for your brother who his wife openly showed hatred from the first day and you make her felt like she's second choice? Worse still you saw the red flags but I guess you were among the crew that believes 'It's my home'. But you've failed to protect her and your son and she's right to leave you. Confronting your brother would lead to dastardly consequences and as far as I'm concerned the only way your wife will come back is if your family change how they treat her. She wasn't mad at you but at your family but you made her less important and she isn't stupid. The only way to bring your wife back is for your brother, his wife, your mom and dad to settle with her and you show her you're a man but I don't think that would work because since April you couldn't settle that problem now it has escalated. I'm sorry just look for a lawyer to finalise the divorce procedure and then you can marry your family.
FamilyRe: Man Beat Wife Then Showed Pictures To Friends To Boast He Had Her ‘under Control by Blonchilli(m): 10:44am On Dec 21, 2017
Somewhere a feminist is campaigning that Bride Price is what's responsible for a man claiming he owns a woman and become abusive but look at the people they want to be like. What difference are they from the men here who beat their wives
FamilyRe: Will You Marry Her? by Blonchilli(m): 1:20pm On Dec 19, 2017
Jupxter:
Thus, she has a flawed character and this is a sign of more terrible flaws if i go by what you mean right? So will you look away fromher flaws and marry this kind?
Bro I know I may sound too African but there's a way you react in public to an elder. Yes at that time no one knows what she was going through but come on, her actions were so hurtful that the woman is yet to forgive. It's like hurling insults at a driver who turns out to be your boss. It was rude of her. But if she's remorseful and it's no where her attitude then carry on
FamilyRe: Will You Marry Her? by Blonchilli(m): 11:32am On Dec 19, 2017
Jupxter irrespective that the lady screamed at your mom, it could be any body she does that. A person that's quick to embarrass an elder in public will not hesitate to embarrass someone he/she has seen naked in public. Except you're the walk away type
RomanceRe: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Blonchilli(m): 9:05am On Dec 13, 2017
SexyCeline:
I will play with my dick till I cum.. Just to knw what it feels like for a guy to cum.

RomanceRe: Help! I Am In Love With Her Man. by Blonchilli(m): 2:00pm On Dec 11, 2017
mercy0008:
Really? to seek validation? like i don't know its wrong already or I'm not feeling bad enough as it is. Thanks anyway
Get yourself a guy that would keep your mind off him and you will forget al this butterfly feelings. A guy don't have to approach you, it could be any guy from anywhere even a friend online. The heart isn't as complicated as we think. One can fall in love several time. It's easy to forget someone if you really try
RomanceRe: Describe Your Type Of Man: Nigerian Ladies React (Video) by Blonchilli(m): 9:42am On Dec 11, 2017
So who's getting married to the pot bellied and bald men undecided
Ladies and their unrealistic approach sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 10th December 2017 by Blonchilli(m): 2:38pm On Dec 10, 2017
Can someone help me with the link to stream the match?
SportsRe: Footballers With Funny Names by Blonchilli(op): 9:03am On Dec 10, 2017
Former Real Madrid and Porto Goal keeper Casillas mean Boxes, Iker Boxes

SportsRe: Footballers With Funny Names by Blonchilli(op): 9:01am On Dec 10, 2017
Former southampton and Everton manager Koeman means Cowman. Ronald Cowman

SportsRe: Footballers With Funny Names by Blonchilli(op): 8:59am On Dec 10, 2017
Barcelona Midfielder Gérard Pique. Pique is the French word for Picnic, so to them he's called Gerard Picnic.

SportsRe: Footballers With Funny Names by Blonchilli(op): 8:57am On Dec 10, 2017
Manchester United Midfielder Juan Mata. Mata is Bush, Juan Bush

SportsRe: Footballers With Funny Names by Blonchilli(op): 8:55am On Dec 10, 2017
Former Bayern and Germany Defender and Midfielder Lahm in German means like sluggish. Phillip Sluggish

SportsRe: Footballers With Funny Names by Blonchilli(op): 8:53am On Dec 10, 2017
Bastian Schweinsteiger, former Bayern, Manchester United and German midfielder. Schweinsteiger is German for Pigmounter and comes from someone being called a "schweinsteiger" was someone who used to hold pigs down while farmers killed them. Sebastian Pigmounter

SportsRe: Footballers With Funny Names by Blonchilli(op): 8:51am On Dec 10, 2017
Former Liverpool, Chelsea and current Atletico Madrid forward Torres is the Spanish for Towers. Fernando Towers

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