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RomanceRe: Wedding Pictures Of A Young Man And His Plus-sized Bride by Blonchilli(m): 9:53am On Nov 27, 2018
Richdad50:
They both look like Childhood friends. I think they are happy atleast from the pics. Many young nairaland men do not understand the architecture of conjugation in marriages. They think its all the hollywood idea but fail to understand that happiness and sexual contentment in marriages is deeply rooted in friendship.

I laugh at these small nairalanders when they trash women of shapes and colors for their weight and stretches. I wonder what their future darling wives would be after three kids. Moreso, they forget they won't have total control over their wife's weight gain or loss or the stretches lined accross the stomach.

Low self esteem is often covered up in mockery and the desire to fall in line with a crowd.

#RichdadDarts
You need a fine wine for this. I look at men who criticize ladies with stretch marks and fat ladies as if it's a curse. They don't know what's waiting them after child birth grin.... I love ladies stretch marks, they've got a little tiger in them
RomanceRe: Happy Groom, Sad Bride: Photos Of A New Couple Have Got Nigerians Talking by Blonchilli(m): 9:26am On Nov 27, 2018
She's missing the dick appointment
RomanceRe: Handsome Groomsman At A Jos Wedding That Got People Talking by Blonchilli(m): 4:51pm On Nov 26, 2018
sinaj:
Handsome?
You win the internet with just one word grin
RomanceRe: My Long Distance Relationship Of One Week Just... by Blonchilli(m): 4:46pm On Nov 26, 2018
Even girls on the front page knows the op bleeped up. Some people believe relationship is a poverty alleviation scheme
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Norwegian Refugee Council (NRC) Job Recruitment (13 Positions) by Blonchilli(m): 7:02pm On Nov 25, 2018
Our soldiers with guns self are running from the North you want to put me there, put the price at 5 million a week, no please
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right To Play Secular Songs During Christian Weddings? by Blonchilli(m): 8:15am On Nov 25, 2018
Ehiscotch:
If the songs have the right content and exude love, happiness etc.

You have no business playing Olamide and Wizkid at a church wedding.

You can play Timi Dakolo's songs like Iyawo Mi, Medicine or go old school with Sunny Neji and Paul Play.
Olamide and wizkid songs shouldn't be played at a wedding. They only talk booty and nonsense. Play those songs you recommend and some Ed Sheeran songs, Marc Anthony I need you can also be played
Car TalkRe: 5 Ways To Identify Bullet Proof Cars On Nigerian Roads. by Blonchilli(m): 2:43pm On Nov 24, 2018
hizzyairtel:
Nice post there Autojosh
Armored Cars thrive in this country because of our politicians
I wonder too when some people ask me how I identify Armored vehicles on the road. In addition, you may not really be able to identify armored vehicles with the features the OP listed depending on the armor integrity of such vehicle.

It has always been a great experience for me driving armored vehicles, there is luxury, comfort, security and many more in it. I currently drive B8 armored integrity vehicles, Suburban, LX570 just to mention a few but I've come to realize there's really no point riding in armored vehicles if you don't have additional security escorts because all the security components of these vehicles can be compromised.

Ask me how, it takes someone who knows their principles of operation to compromise them easily, though they are been improved on daily with additional security measures but in a case when you are been pursued or trying to escape attack (assassination or kidnap) Evasive and Defensive driving isn't that effective without additional escorts to shake off trails off you. No matter how strong an armored vehicle is, there a limit of ammunition and bombardment it can withstand.
Reminds me of Captain America civil war, Samuel L Jackson armoured car could not withstand everything and so gave way, no armoured vehicle is completely secured, some the windows are not as solid as the body
TV/MoviesRe: Lion King Live Action Trailer Is Out And It Looks Freakin' Amazing by Blonchilli(m): 10:19am On Nov 24, 2018
FarahAideed:
Disney will shatter box office records with this for sure ..Lion king has a heavy cult following
Not just a cult following, almost every adult today saw Lion King as a child and loved it. You needed to see how it almost brought down American twitter. My friends have been excited about it despite them be papa and mama cheesy.
But I had some doubts sha. Not everyone wanted a remake, it was fine as it was
EducationRe: IMSU Stabbing & Suicide Saga: Nigerian Students And Campus Marriage, The Way Out by Blonchilli(m): 9:47am On Nov 24, 2018
MasterRahl:
Lol. I thought the guy survived
He might but this should be a lesson to him
EducationRe: IMSU Stabbing & Suicide Saga: Nigerian Students And Campus Marriage, The Way Out by Blonchilli(m): 7:55pm On Nov 22, 2018
MasterRahl:
angry
There's one thing I usually tell my fellow guys...

I know it may not be directly related to the issue at hand, but the truth is that age mate dating doesn't work in most cases. As a matter of fact, campus dating rarely goes beyond the school gate.

Instead of the two blockheads planning on how they will escape the labor market, they were doing some irrelevant things. Now the population of Nigeria has been reduced by one.

May God help Nigerian youths.
Reduced by two cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: 15 Areas Nigeria Is Better Than America- Mrrights by Blonchilli(m): 7:43pm On Nov 22, 2018
itsmeurLady:
I'm telling you! It's very embarrassing and shameful. See what they are saying about their country. They don't know by insulting Nigeria they are indirectly insulting themselves, it's a shame. Someone said so shld he be proud to be a Nigerian?? No don't be proud, be der asslicking other people's achievements instead of looking for ways to develop your country, it's a pity we have terrible citizens in this country. The problem is US!!! We are our own Problem!
God bless you for this. They're shouting Nigeria is corrupt Nigeria is finished, please help me ask who made up the country please. Did America get there solely on government reliance alone? That's why when I see a Nigerian complaining I never take them serious. Leave them jare. They should continue ass licking the white man and become slaves. America belongs to the white man, Europe belongs to the white man,no matter what you achieve there you'll always become a foreigner. Vladimir Putin just called Africa a grave yard and he's so right.
FashionRe: Zainab Lawal Emerges Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja 2018 by Blonchilli(m): 9:29pm On Nov 21, 2018
pyyxxaro:
Nairalanders make una celebrate with me oh


I just returned from 6months Ban


Seun I nor know wetin I do when una ban me for 6months oh undecided
I was wondering which rock you went under
Music/RadioRe: When Will Nigerian Songs Stop Being About Sex, Money & Love? by Blonchilli(m): 9:10pm On Nov 21, 2018
YRNs:
First of all, there something called "Music Genre". There's hip-hop, jazz, Christian and the rest of them...

Now, hip-hop is mostly about those 3 things you mentioned plus more..

You don't expect a Christian song to be all about sex, money & girls...

Secondly, most artiste sing about what people want to hear.. they sing songs that are club/event worthy... do you think that a DJ will play your song in a club, wedding, birthday, etc. if it's about the current crisis happening in the country?



Most American hip-hop songs today are about money, sex, girls, drugs, weed, gangs, etc.

This is a global thing.. it's not only in Africa... i don't listen to Asian songs but I can bet that they still sing about those 3 things...
Bro I've listened to a dozen Hip Hop track from Tupac Shakur to Eminem to Lil Wayne and Big Sean, yes they're Hip Hop and all but even most times their songs tells stories that speaks to my soul bro. Tupac California or shoot em up, Eminem's little soldier, Big Sean's song about being blessed, can't remember the tittle now talked about a lot of things other than money, sex and weed. They talked about life and some of Eminem's song makes me sit down and think what life's about. Don't even mention P Diddy or Jay Z forever young. So don't defend our trashy artists like this joor
Music/RadioRe: When Will Nigerian Songs Stop Being About Sex, Money & Love? by Blonchilli(m): 9:04pm On Nov 21, 2018
Fadedvoiced:
When will Nigerian Songs Stop being Just about Money and Sex?

This is a question I've been asking Nigerians .
When Kiss Daniel released "One Ticket" featuring Davido ,even without listening to it I knew that it'll be just about love,sex and money - truly my thoughts were right and confirmed after I listened to the song yesterday.


Is it that songs that don't promote sex,gold digging ,drugs and love don't/can't sell or make waves in Nigeria ? Because this is getting beyond control.
When the current government riggged the OSUN gubernatorial election which Davido's uncle was a participant I thought henceforth he'll be dishing out only motivational,sensible and soul melting songs . Songs that can criticize bad governance and abuse of power but no - It must be love,sex and money.

In America , any little issue is taken to heart by their singers and celebrities but in Africa , Nigeria precisely how many celebrities even condemned police/SARS brutality in their songs? None.

Most major Nigerian hits of the year ranging from Assurance ,Soco,Fake Love,Nwababy,Aza,Fever,Unleash and One Ticket are focus on three things - Love,Money and sex ,as usual

Baby baby baby ,my body - is this all Nigerian artists know how to offer ?

Burna Boy's Ye is what I can classify as a mature and sensible vibe . Before you come for my head, I'm a huge fan of Wizkid right from 2012.

Nigerian artists are hoping to win Grammys and Emmys , the thing is who's going to give them Grammys with these wack songs ?



From a concerned Nigerian.
I sincerely hope they see this.
Who have time for their trash. I'm jamming to Imagine Dragons latest album Origins, Jon Belion latest album and Beth Thornton boundaries. Funny enough these songs speaks to one soul, not the trash here we call artist. Burna boy is trying sha. Avicci, John Legend and Sia is bae
PoliticsRe: 15 Areas Nigeria Is Better Than America- Mrrights by Blonchilli(m): 8:53pm On Nov 21, 2018
Nigerians really hate themselves. No wonder a foreigner will see this post and play us for a fool not because of what the op posted but because of the comments. And these are supposed to be the leaders of tomorrow
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Do I Still Get The Job Or Not by Blonchilli(op): 7:10pm On Nov 21, 2018
Tosinayoko:
It's not an issue at all... Just send your credentials via the email and/or go to the company for the documentation. As far as the company management is concern you are good for them.
Thank you very much. I called them today after sending a mail and was told to come over Friday.
RomanceRe: Lady Almost Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction At Her Friend's Wedding. Photos by Blonchilli(m): 8:28pm On Nov 20, 2018
JasonScoolari and amaniro you people are mad o grin
CelebritiesRe: Missing Titi Segun-Banjo Has Been Found by Blonchilli(m): 8:18pm On Nov 20, 2018
Zenzu01:
she was never missing. she went for rehearsals.
That kind rehearsals grin
Jobs/VacanciesDo I Still Get The Job Or Not by Blonchilli(op): 7:54pm On Nov 20, 2018
Earlier this month I went for an interview and was told I might be contacted. About two days later, can't exactly recall, I received a phone call from the agency in charge of recruitment and was asked some few questions and was later told I will be contacted again.

Weeks went by and I didn't receive any phone call nor text like I was before the interview. Note that I got calls up to three times each before and after the interview.

Earlier today I got a mail notification from someone else which made me to go through my mail only to discover that a mail was sent asking for invite for documentation. I tried calling but the line was switched off but I still sent a mail apologizing and explaining my predicament. Please house, for those who have had similar experience or who work with recruitment agencies are there any step I have to take about it? Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Claims He Is 'Unmasking Buhari, Jubril Of Sudan In Aso Rock' by Blonchilli(m): 4:30pm On Nov 20, 2018
Yuletide25:
I still find it difficult to believe him, about this buhari jubril Al Sudan saga


But he is making some vital points though
As in eh. The point are so true. Don't look like mere propaganda to me
BusinessRe: Help!!! I Mistakenly Sent N1m To A Uber Driver by Blonchilli(m): 5:29pm On Nov 18, 2018
bunmiano tweet segalink on twitter
CelebritiesRe: Singer May D Shares Adorable Family Photo by Blonchilli(m): 4:52pm On Nov 18, 2018
Gratefulheart01:
Life is a mystery. The more one sees the less one understands.

Success and wealth most time seem to choose the wrong people.

Fame choosing the wrong people. Good people suffer, bad people excel.

Shìts happen a lot in life. Dumb people rule intelligent people; and I can continue to list many things that always seem to happen wrong.

But in it all, the grace of God will always see those who trust in Him through, right people will always blossom, if you know your worth and fight hard to be where you should be.
You made good point but the people you call wrong are those who did what the supposed good people failed to do. And I'm not just talking yahoo or fraud. There's so many things good people do wrong and the wrong people do right
BusinessRe: Tony Elumelu Pictured With Kupe Boys by Blonchilli(m): 7:38pm On Nov 17, 2018
tegafej:
I will really appreciate if these top guys snap with and publicize Nigerian intellectuals like this...

It will encourage the younger ones to take education seriously
Word. No wonder our billionaires are recycled garbage. The fact is Nigeria's richest man cannot stand the technicalities of America's 188th richest man. Why won't their companies never evolve when all they do is celebrate big brother contestants and kupe boys. Look at Tesla Motors CEO, that guy is crazy with ideas and you think everything comes from his head? Or that Apple, Google and Facebook grow with just the ideas of their CEOs? No! They employ graduates, interns and all sorts of academic students who bring ideas, and they get richer. Walahai if one finds himself in these Tony and Dangote position is just to live away from these yeyebrities, bring innovative graduates and I swear to God the wealth of Africa combined won't be compared to my bank account. A friend that travelled to the US told me of their drive by banks they have there. You just sit in the car like you're driving through a car park and boom transaction completed. Or the banks there that you just tell a customer care provider what you want and it's done on seconds. They'll be paying graduate 80k and they think they're doing you a favour. Let The Heavens bless us jare

AgricultureRe: Man Spots A Python In His Poultry In Bayelsa. Photo by Blonchilli(m): 7:27pm On Nov 17, 2018
grayht:
snake babies to become orphans? Aiye yi to baje tan

Where lalasticlacla dey see all this kain Nairalanders sef undecided
I swear I don't know where they pick that one from grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Chimpanzee Hugs Woman Who Rescued Her From Illegal Bushmeat Trade In Congo by Blonchilli(m): 7:23pm On Nov 17, 2018
bugsinbad:
Emotional but I don't know why the news is everywhere like its new,this was her 15th release



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCVmfDuRpBc
Probably because of the excitement the primate showed
Science/TechnologyRe: Chimpanzee Hugs Woman Who Rescued Her From Illegal Bushmeat Trade In Congo by Blonchilli(m): 7:19pm On Nov 17, 2018
OyinO:
Make belief. Zoo Chimpanzee groomed and tamed.
I doubt you know Jane Goodall
Science/TechnologyRe: Chimpanzee Hugs Woman Who Rescued Her From Illegal Bushmeat Trade In Congo by Blonchilli(m): 7:18pm On Nov 17, 2018
Only if Africa had more Jane Goodall. The day this woman dies the animal kingdom will weep for her.
CareerRe: Senior Lawyer Wears Torn Gown And Wig To Court As Nigerians React. Photos by Blonchilli(m): 11:48am On Nov 14, 2018
All I know is this story is not true and it's just a cheap means to trend. A barrister cannot and will never appear in court this way except he's in a case which requires him to appear like that to further deliver his point or something went terrible wrong and he had to appear in court even if it's his corpse there
Nairaland GeneralLondon Based Entrepreneur Reuben Singh Has A Rolls Royce For Different Turban by Blonchilli(op): 12:06pm On Nov 12, 2018
London-based Sikh Entrepreneur Reuben Singh earlier this year took to Twitter to share his epic response to a comment by an Englishman who mocked his turban by calling it a ‘bandage’. Singh responded by making a bet for charity with the originator of the comment where he was challenged to match the colour of his Turbans to his cars for an entire week. Mr Singh responded in style, matching the colour of his turbans to his fleet of Rolls Royces for the entire week of the challenge.

Images of Mr Singh’s response to the challenge set for the bet went viral on various social networking sites including Twitter and over the year have become a matter of pride for the Indian community across the world with many hailing his epic response to turban challenge.

Reuben Singh was once called the British Bill Gates and today is the CEO of AlldayPA, a British contact centre company that he founded in 2005. He is also the CEO of Isher Capital, a boutique private equity firm. However, Mr Singh’s journey to his current levels has been a topsy-turvy one.

Singh started Miss Attitude when he was just 17 and it became a popular fashion chain in the Uk during the 1990s. Unfortunately, the debt-ridden nature of his business empire forced him to sell off Miss Attitude for what is believed to be just £1 (Rs 94.56 in today’s money).

Singh then started AlldayPA in 2005, but he was forced out from his company after being declared bankrupt in the year 2007. Once out of bankruptcy a year later, Reuben Singh built himself back up and took back control of AllDayPA and was appointed CEO of the Call Answering Service company in 2015. The company now employs 500 people.

While his story is indeed a topsy-turvy one, Mr Singh’s return to the top of the pile has been nothing short of impressive. The rise from ashes once again also helped him give an answer to a racist quip regarding his turban with unmatchable style and ensured that a charity gained some extra help to carry out its tasks.

The Rollers showcased by Mr Singh in his Challenge range from the Ghost Series II to the Phantom VII Drophead.

Source :https://www.cartoq.com/rolls-royce-ultra-rich-sardar/amp/

Nairaland GeneralLondon Based Entrepreneur Reuben Singh Has A Rolls Royce For Different Turban by Blonchilli(op): 11:27am On Nov 12, 2018
London-based Sikh Entrepreneur Reuben Singh earlier this year took to Twitter to share his epic response to a comment by an Englishman who mocked his turban by calling it a ‘bandage’. Singh responded by making a bet for charity with the originator of the comment where he was challenged to match the colour of his Turbans to his cars for an entire week. Mr Singh responded in style, matching the colour of his turbans to his fleet of Rolls Royces for the entire week of the challenge.

Images of Mr Singh’s response to the challenge set for the bet went viral on various social networking sites including Twitter and over the year have become a matter of pride for the Indian community across the world with many hailing his epic response to turban challenge.

Reuben Singh was once called the British Bill Gates and today is the CEO of AlldayPA, a British contact centre company that he founded in 2005. He is also the CEO of Isher Capital, a boutique private equity firm. However, Mr Singh’s journey to his current levels has been a topsy-turvy one.

Singh started Miss Attitude when he was just 17 and it became a popular fashion chain in the Uk during the 1990s. Unfortunately, the debt-ridden nature of his business empire forced him to sell off Miss Attitude for what is believed to be just £1 (Rs 94.56 in today’s money).

Singh then started AlldayPA in 2005, but he was forced out from his company after being declared bankrupt in the year 2007. Once out of bankruptcy a year later, Reuben Singh built himself back up and took back control of AllDayPA and was appointed CEO of the Call Answering Service company in 2015. The company now employs 500 people.

While his story is indeed a topsy-turvy one, Mr Singh’s return to the top of the pile has been nothing short of impressive. The rise from ashes once again also helped him give an answer to a racist quip regarding his turban with unmatchable style and ensured that a charity gained some extra help to carry out its tasks.

The Rollers showcased by Mr Singh in his Challenge range from the Ghost Series II to the Phantom VII Drophead.

RomanceRe: Does Clubbing Makes Someone A Bad Person? by Blonchilli(m): 12:00pm On Nov 09, 2018
generationz:
shut up

there are Christians and there are Christians

re read my comment and see where I specifically on the holyspirit

not everyone who claims to be a Christian walks in the spirit. Those who walk in the spirit don't frequent clubs

why haven't you and 99.9% of the others who frequent clubs gotten contracts there.
Read what I said again madam. I won't trade insults here but did you see when I said a friend and some people I know got contract from those places? Save your sermon for Sunday
RomanceRe: Does Clubbing Makes Someone A Bad Person? by Blonchilli(m): 11:09am On Nov 08, 2018
generationz:
can the holy spirit dwell or operate in a club house?

many Christians don't even understand who they became when they gave their lives to Christ , that's why they get confused with flimsy things like this.
I know a Christian brother who got a big time oil job in a club despite no connection. So keep your religious fanatics to yourself

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