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Victornezzar:
Disadvantages of Unemployment
Op i just felt like typing it oo

No wahala bros. But not unemployment that caused it

tosyne2much you're my witness here and please don't report this thread to my village people or those mods that can make Nelson Mandela time in prison look like a summer vacation .

To Mskrisx

I wish I were a bird
every morning I would fly to your place
and sit at the window
to be the first one everyday
to see your lovely face

I wish I were the dew
when you pick the rose
and smell its scent
I would silently wish you morning
and kiss you on your nose

I wish I were the mirror
the mirror on your wall
when you would ask me
I would tell you my love
you are the fairest of them all

Every morning when you pray
I wish I were the sun rays
to see you and be your admirer
and pray for your happiness
God bless you with grace

Oh if, I were . . . I wish I were
or be me only
singing to you the song of love
if you would hear only.

Singing to you Dusk till Dawn
To Mskrisx

veekid:

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Mourinho dumped morata for lukaku, morata is now linked to Chelsea, the no 10 Jersey might be for James Rodriguez

James is going to Bayern

tosyne2much:
Dem fit get you for their Facebook make you no know nah

My village people nor sabi facebook

tosyne2much:
What if Mskrisx calls Lalasticlalaa to close down the thread?

My village people nor get my number

tosyne2much:
3. If you open a thread to profess your love to a lady and she calls the attention of the moderators to close down the thread

My nairaland crush get ready o! I'm opening a thread to confess my love for you Mskrisx

naturalman:
Asaba is best suited in that position

I lived there and it's the worse state capital imo

otijah:
Angelina Jolie had a hot sex scene
Jennifer Lopez had too
Halle Berry had too

Don't know why Nigerians are soo backward in terms of reasoning, that's her profession, her field for Gods sake

Pls show me luv HBD to ME

All of them are divorcee bro

naturalman:
These are the list of the ten most beautiful capital in Nigeria.

(1) CALABAR

(2) IKEJA

(3) ENUGU

(4) OWERRI

(5) UYO

(6) ABAKALIKI

(7) KANO

( JOS

(9) AWKA

(10) BENIN

Closely followed behind is

(11) PORTHARCOUT

(12) AKURE

(13) KADUNA

(14) GOMBE

(15) IBADAN

(16) YENAGOA

(17) UMUAHIA

(18) ASABA

(19) OSHOGBO

(20) BAUCHI

This list is authentic and devoid of tribalism.

BuT counter suggestion is accepted

Remove Asaba from that list abeg

Evaberry:
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why hasn't anyone noticed that these couple look too young couple with their cartoonish shirts. I mean you are getting married not going for a kids birthday party, couldn't your wife to be pick someone better .


op are you sure you are not a pedophile because this girl looks too young especially in pics 2 where she was looking like a dolled up Cindy although u look like baby too


oh I just saw your romance section comment
you are too broke to go after dem girls don't sugar coat the words. in my opinion it is only a fool that shys away from women because of finance
all girls want that ATM guy including this ur dolled up Cindy if she's not getting it from u know she's getting it from somewhere else.

You still forget your sense inside your birthday cake abi

kingdom88:
oh evaberry cant you jus mind your bussiness who even adds berry to their names if not kids..... Sister eva we have noticed you oya go and show us yiur own prewedding photos

This evaberry girl no just get sense

Oshey Lacasera

ALIBABAgcfr:
She's right..Mumu!

No lady who is well raised would seek validation from strangers especially on the internet.

Thesame African way have raised cultist, fraud boys, a failed government and people that book space because of birthday and forget their sense inside cake

Evaberry:
..

I actually forgot I booked Space here because of my birthday outing and birthday palava until alibabagcfr mentioned me

well my thoughts on this are simple.

I get confused anytime I see pics of Mikel obi and olga or whatever her name is... there's never another black person either male or female with them.. I strongly hold the opinion that Olga or whatever and her family are racist... it is sad that Mikel obi the milk cow doesn't realise that if his relationship with olga breaks up those twins are gone like out of his life.. they will probably turn into slay queens and ashawo because mikky the milky cow refused to train them in the African way

And the slay queens, dumb girls, and ashawo here weren't raised in your 'African way' abi. You will not go and borrow sense or you forgot it inside your birthday cake. Okirikpoto.

Tolexander:
so via what should I celebrate a family far from my geographical existence?

Trust Pokolee, she would have voiced out long ago if she wasn't enjoying the marriage. See how she celebrates her son monthly and the way she exalts her husband time to time on social media. What evidence of happiness does one need again?

Evidence

idupaul:
girls that kept their virginity for their husbands can't even get new techno. ..that's life for you , it's not by power

At least their stories and laundries are not littered on the Internet

Tolexander:
Life can be funny!

This same lady every one saw to be wayward and never seen to look like she is going to have a happy home. See how she has been made happy daily in her home by her "King Kong"!

King Kong indeed she be Godzilla

floragregs:
see you! Keep judging happiness via pictures.

Look at where there are now

JAY-Z's new album, "4:44," is an immensely personal and revealing work from the 47-year-old rapper.

Over the course of the ten-track, Tidal-exclusive LP, Jay confronts the turbulence of his relationship with Beyoncé, which began in the early 2000s. They were married in 2008. 

Confirming the rumors of his infidelity established by Beyoncé's explosive 2016 album "Lemonade," Jay has many lines on the album that express regret to his wife for his actions over the years.
In 2014, JAY-Z was involved in an altercation with Beyoncé's sister Solange outside of an elevator at the Met Gala, and the source of the fight was rumored to be Jay's infidelity. Here the rapper admits that he could have prevented the infamous moment by being honest about his cheating.

Jay also compares himself to R&B singer Eric Benét, who was married to actress Halle Berry from 2001 to 2005, when Berry divorced him for cheating on her.

"I apologize, often womanize / Took for my child to be born to see through a woman’s eyes." ("4:44"
On the album's centerpiece and title track, "4:44," Jay gets brutally honest about his womanizing and infidelity. He mentions how the birth of his daughter, Blue Ivy, changed his perspective of his relationship and granted him a newfound maturity. 
In a truly devastating line, Jay seems to blame his emotional distance and philandering for the miscarriage Beyoncé suffered in 2011, before the birth of Blue Ivy. 

In her 2013 HBO documentary, "Life Is But a Dream," Beyoncé related how she lost her child in the early stages of her pregnancy.

"I flew back to New York to get my check up, and no heartbeat," she said. "Literally the week before I went to the doctor, everything was fine, but there was no heartbeat."

Jay plays out a back-and-forth between Beyoncé's astonished reaction upon learning of his affair and his own remorseful realization that he risked his marriage (his "soulmate" and daughter on another woman.
Jay references and distances himself from "Becky with the good hair," Beyoncé's infamous nickname for his alleged mistress on her single "Sorry" from her album "Lemonade."

JAY-Z's new album, "4:44," is an immensely personal and revealing work from the 47-year-old rapper.

Over the course of the ten-track, Tidal-exclusive LP, Jay confronts the turbulence of his relationship with Beyoncé, which began in the early 2000s. They were married in 2008. 

Confirming the rumors of his infidelity established by Beyoncé's explosive 2016 album "Lemonade," Jay has many lines on the album that express regret to his wife for his actions over the years.
In 2014, JAY-Z was involved in an altercation with Beyoncé's sister Solange outside of an elevator at the Met Gala, and the source of the fight was rumored to be Jay's infidelity. Here the rapper admits that he could have prevented the infamous moment by being honest about his cheating.

Jay also compares himself to R&B singer Eric Benét, who was married to actress Halle Berry from 2001 to 2005, when Berry divorced him for cheating on her.

"I apologize, often womanize / Took for my child to be born to see through a woman’s eyes." ("4:44"
On the album's centerpiece and title track, "4:44," Jay gets brutally honest about his womanizing and infidelity. He mentions how the birth of his daughter, Blue Ivy, changed his perspective of his relationship and granted him a newfound maturity. 
In a truly devastating line, Jay seems to blame his emotional distance and philandering for the miscarriage Beyoncé suffered in 2011, before the birth of Blue Ivy. 

In her 2013 HBO documentary, "Life Is But a Dream," Beyoncé related how she lost her child in the early stages of her pregnancy.

"I flew back to New York to get my check up, and no heartbeat," she said. "Literally the week before I went to the doctor, everything was fine, but there was no heartbeat."

Jay plays out a back-and-forth between Beyoncé's astonished reaction upon learning of his affair and his own remorseful realization that he risked his marriage (his "soulmate" and daughter on another woman.
Jay references and distances himself from "Becky with the good hair," Beyoncé's infamous nickname for his alleged mistress on her single "Sorry" from her album "Lemonade."

An average Kardashian brain works like a rotten tomato

If not that our government and security agencies are incompetent people like Hushpuppi won't be walking free talk more of bashing legit businessmen

Dreamscometrue:
..I just don't know where to start from.
I feel like ending it all.
My husband just broke up with me because I am yet to conceive and he said he doesn't want IVF.
We have only be trying for a year plus.

This is someone I did a lot of things for and now he has abandoned me.I don't know how to face my family.I feel so ashamed and devastated.
God has really forsaken me...

How do I start my life afresh because I am so confused.
It is not going to be easy for me because I have invested so much in this marriage.I have done so many things because of love.It is really hard for me.I am at the receiving end.

Will I be able to pull through this?

Let's make babies honey

Another sad thing women do is carry their family affairs to their pastor. My husband raised his voice, my husband is suspecting me, my husband comes home late, my husband haven't give me money for sometime. All these reasons why I can't marry a religious fanatic

Front page already? I don't believe it

TheHistorian:
Since It's a gaming thread,let me bare my mind as regards my plight..

I hacked Dream League Soccer 2017 to get more than enough coins but whenever i choose to play online with other players of the world,it refers me to update my DLS app at playstore.

The version is an updated version.

Whoever can help should do well to mention me.

How did you hack it?

AyeeIdris:
But for this feminism that so repulses you; you won't have gotten this education u speak of. In the western world, you have been sent off to finishing school. in Africa, you would have been married off at 12. Internet is a good time for knowledge. You should try it

Leave that mumu abeg

Dimples129:
1. Can a man impregnate another man?

2. Why should the lady take the "blame" (a child is a blessing and not blame) when it takes 2 to reproduce?
Should we not change this backward ideal rather than embracing it?

3. Gender equality isn't about trying to be a man but rather trying to protect women from the injustices that you as woman is supporting.

I hope all the praise you get from the men on this thread puts money in you're account because you just sold out on the female race including your daughters.

God bless you. Infact I will come and marry you for this. The OP is high on the palmwine I left in my freezer for weeks. What she's saying is not equality or even feminism but a sick and twisted view. Imaging justifying promiscuity. Later she will shout high heavens if her spouse cheat on her. Females like this are the reason the feminist movement and sexual equality is dead on arrival. I'm a Man and gender equality and feminism does not stop me from being a man or carrying on my responsibilities.

DY20:
Hi Nairalanders!

"My dad talks too much" and by saying too much I did not mean he's crazy or something, I mean he talks sensible thing for an absurd long period of time.

Let me use 5 out of million of scenario to define my case.

1. Anytime the family is complete inside the house, and everyone is quiet; busy with something, I browsing on my phone, my little brother playing video game, my sister using beads, mum watching TV and my dad? Talking. When it is very obvious that no one cares to listen, he continue talking.

2. If any of my friends came to visit me, they will become my dad's guest. From the very first moment they say "Good morning" to him, he started talking, asking them questions, essp about their work, school, and talking about his own life too. Like what is happening now, I can see awkward smile on their face as they listen but just don't want to walk away leaving him embarrassed.

3. One day, I was chatting with girlfriend till late in the night, he woke up and say a light in the male children's room, he came in and started accusing me of internet fraud. We talked and talked till we settle it at dawn. From 2 to 4.30. In the morning, my dad started the topic with my mum again.

4. He talks every seconds when he is in the house or when anyone is with him.

5. He make anyone he saw with me (or any of my siblings) to introduce themselves. Indoor or outdoor.

I don't usually talk about my family affair with people but nobody knows me here or my dad.

I just want to know how to handle situation like this because I've started thinking of leaving the house. Maybe I'll learn to accept him when I don't see him everyday.

See? He is starting already... continues to talk when I'm not even looking at him.

Lol! I have relative like this. One I've stopped going to his place. Last time I did I was in Secondary school and he was talking from 2pm-8pm another one talked from 8pm-2 am. And surprisingly what they talk about is different from the previous. I mean it's like 1000 people have to share a story. What I do once they start I pretend I'm sleeping. But he's your dad best way is talk with him, but that could be a 10 hour discussion

DanseMacabre:
Yes, I have serve before, but during my time bum shorts weren't given out as standard issue.

I completed my service last year and the shorts some corpers were given could pass for underwears. Worse you were forced to wear it.

DanseMacabre:
Be like Bayelsa camp.


Seems like mankind is gradually regressing to the caveman stage where unclothedness would be the new normal. Maybe na the stage Angel Gabby dey wait before him blow him own whistle.


Na this type camp commandant or platoon officer go dey use do dinner.

Don't take it personal but have you serve at all? This is the kind of attire given. She only wore the net to cover her legs. It's a normal corper attire

LubeyNaijaBlog:
This pretty female corps member has left tongues wagging after she was spotted wearing this sultry outfit in camp.

Media users have however criticized her outfit saying the main purpose of the scheme is not to turn it into a slay queen show.

See below...

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/06/queens-slaying-in-camp-this-female.html?m=1

What is sultry there? Or haven't you served? That's the shorts and shirt given to her in camp. She only wore the net to cover her legs. Sultry ko honetry ni