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The Weekend- I feel it coming ft Daft Punk
Ed Sheeran entire album Divide
Starley- Call on me
Naija songs nor dey my playlist

Ronaldinnioh:
My advice to women who their husband usually beat is very simple. When you husband beat you. Don't even shout or complain. Go and get a very big stick. When he is sleeping just use the Big stick and hit it heavily in between his Legs were his manhood is, ensure you open the door and be ready to run immediately for your life. Thank me latter.

Hahahahahahahahaha! God punish you nepa take light as you want to run

xynerise:
After watching how Judas died on TV, I tied a rope on my neck and also on a tree and climbed a fence and...... Weeeeee!!! I swung. I was just bleating like a goat before some neighbours rescued me

You were some special kind of stupid as a child

Bros if you go through the girls profile for facebook you go get nighhtmare! They're born ugly and makeup won't help their case

Kondomatic:
I remember the first time I unknowingly ate food that was spiced with weed, enough of it.

The first thing I noticed was that my head became unusually heavy and my sight a bit blurry.

Then my legs became weak, I suspected something and soaked garri immediately.

It was while taking the garri that I heard the sound of church bell inside my head and a voice telling me to start preparing for a federal executive local government chairman meeting in our headmaster's house.

Another voice told me to remember to bring my pen and paper because I will be made the secretary that day as the doctor who is our secretary will be going to hear confession in a new Catholic Church.

I said shou.... let me prepare immediately but first I need to eat something.

I grabbed a loaf of bread from the fridge and finished it within seconds, still hungry.

I moved to the kitchen and finished half of the rice I cooked without remembering stew. It tasted great though. Anything you put in your mouth when you're high tastes like heaven.

I moved to the bedroom and sat down on the bed to recite how I will introduce myself at the meeting and that was all I could remember.


I woke in the middle of the night with a terrible headache.

Bro I was calculating the mysteries of the universe and felt like a terretial being and that we're just replay of a dying human brain. Weed is something else

Taker has earned legions of loyal fans, but his run had to come to an end at some point. Many fans fantasize about dream matches for Taker every year. It's been a while since he tangled with John Cena. He's never wrestled Sting and what about a match at WrestleMania 34 against Finn Balor?

All of that sounds good, but there's only one problem. This isn't Taker from 1998 – or even 2008. This version of the man is a shell of himself in the ring and it's painful to watch him work. The chilling entrance and stare only carry so much weight.

At some point, he has to be able to bring it in the ring. As Jim Ross eluded to during the match, Taker's heart and mind are still there, but his body is not. Allow me to join in with other members of the WWE Universe in saying: "thank you, Taker," but the farewell was about three or four years too late.

No one is perfect, but that move was a microcosm of the entire, slow, hard-to-watch match that was served up to fans as the main event. Quite honestly, the SmackDown Women's title match that preceded it was far and away more entertaining.

He's been an iconic figure for more than a decade and has undoubtedly commanded a healthy salary from his annual appearance at WrestleMania, but if his recent shoddy appearances in the ring weren't enough to convince you it was time for him to hang up his boots, Sunday night's match against Reigns should have supplied all the proof.

There were several sloppy moments in the match and all of them were the Undertaker's fault. He is simply too old and beaten up to perform the kinds of matches that made him a legend. This moment was especially egregious:

WWE fans were left in floods of tears after The Undertaker signalled his retirement from wrestling.

The Phenom was involved in a brutal final match that saw Roman Reigns leave his Wrestlemania record end at 23-2.

After taking a while to get up, the camera panned around the stadium as the fans applauded their hero.

Taker then appeared in his classic long coat and hat and began to wander around the ring in darkness.

He then took off his hat, coat and MMA-style gloves and placed them in the middle of the ring – a sign that he has ended his in-ring career.

His gear remained untouched after the event.

See eh you should have just listed all Nigerian musicians because how many artist do we have sef? Making beat without really good lyrics. Look at artist like Ed Sheeran that has 8 songs topping the top 10 chart from his album, listen to songs from one republic, Charlie puth, Adele, the weekend, even designer, Celine dion and her timeless songs, kendrick lamar, johny cash's hurt, drake if you want to toast a girl, akon, pharrell Williams and then you will know content. Our artist will say one or two meaningful words and just be jumping and saying jargons! Their stage/live performance is just sing along to their recording and you call those ones artist. Mtschewwwwwww!!! Whenever I download any Nigerian song I can only play it for a few weeks after that it's forgotten. But they're western songs that whenever I play it the meaning still speaks and remembering those memories sometimes brings tear to my eyes.

Iykecaroll:
Rio! So loved that guy. Its just a crazily empty world we live in!

Can't download the video, I couldn't help but break down in tears when I saw him crying about how confused he was raising the kids and how he still can't accept it

It's obvious this Op belongs to the indomie generation. How old are you? My first phone was Sagem S5. Correct me if it's S5 or something else. Back then when if you buy glo airtime and don't use it they'll take it back so it's calls and playing games that was giving us thrills. Then phones with infrared came and I started using. While I'm seeing kids these days that are barely 10 using Tecno and posting rubbish on social media. Worse if they have your whatsapp contact, you go just tire

It’s usually so much fun snooping around a footballer’s house on television, seeing where all that money goes. Steven Gerrard’s and Wayne Rooney’s stand out from recent times. Rio Ferdinand’s looks like a good one, too – massive kitchen, gym, pool etc. But Rio hasn’t invited the cameras in to show off.

While grand, the most striking feature of the house is its sadness and silence. In the sunny holiday home in Portugal as well – even though the kids splash about in the pool, happy and noisy– something is off. It’s the empty space left by Rio’s wife, Rebecca, who died nearly two years ago, aged 34, from breast cancer.

Rio Ferdinand broke down as he opened up on coming to terms with losing his wife Rebecca to breast cancer in May 2015.

The 38-year-old England football player confessed his three children saved him from killing himself, after she suddenly died.

Speaking in his documentary Rio Ferdinand: Being Mum and Dad, Rio explained how he put his sadness "into a box".

He added: "I don't like sitting in my house for days, you start going crazy.
"I would read papers, and see people who commit suicide and wonder how.

"But there were times at beginning, you kinda know how they feel.

"But when I look at my three kids, I couldn't do that to them."

Rio later cried again, as he revealed how worried he is about his sons.

He explained: "I just can't get nothing out of the two boys. I want them to talk, not to give me something but I just don't know how they feel.

"I want to find some way where they can just express themselves a bit more.

"They haven't started talking, they talk about memories, but not feelings.

"I know it's alright to cry, I sit in bed and cry, but talking about those feelings is more painful."

Viewers watching the documentary were in tears too.

One said: "This documentary on #RioFerdinand is making me emotional."

Another added: "Just heartbreaking. Tears from the start."

A third agreed: "Choking up watching #RioFerdinand. Such a personal and heart felt documentary."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/rio-ferdinand-breaks-down-tears-10117323?ICID=FB_mirror_main


https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/mar/28/rio-ferdinand-being-mum-and-dad-loss-grief-death-wife?CMP=fb_gu

I just have one question the Op sugarbelly is it thesame sugarbelly that won't let us rest on twitter with that ex-governor who raped her? Just an observation o

That's all kind of wrong. If you've ever seen footage of the actual holocaust the humans were similar to that. Nigerians fail to understand that when a person starves it deforms the body but we live in a country were we tag things we don't understand witchcraft

unclezuma:
If only they knew it is a biological phenomenon.

Nigerians say it's Magu. I read sometime ago and it's normal.

ikp120:
What you can't do shiit about, DO NOT let it bother you! That's a basic principle of life.

There are many ways to kill a rat.
Our happiness comes before any fvcking kid. My wife MUST be the happiest woman on earth irrespective of her goddamn past. Baby or no baby, we are gonna fvck ourselves to sleep every fvcking night!

I'm gonna be that man that will stand as her pillar whenever she needs me. Baby or no baby, we're gonna fvck ourselves real hard every fvcking night!

Reduce your fucking use of the word Bleep you fucking young man. And have a fucking nice day

Those calling the man weak have not gone through some family pressure or problem. You'll will hate your existence and worse when the family is the major problem. If your mom and dad are still married and they're doing whatever is in their power to give you a life even if it's to hawk on the road be grateful, if your parents are gone and you have families that believe in you be grateful, if your parents despite seperated are capable of believing in your future be grateful, if you have parentss that have trained you through school and you're in their homes while they hustle for your future be grateful, if you're working and you don't have parents who depend on your small salary or hustle before they can feed be extremely grateful. The biggest failure is being alive and healthy and not being able to raise/build your home

Hugo Weaving na Ibadan guy o! Make una free Ibadan b4 e invade lasgidi with his matrix army

Hugo Weaving na Ibadan guy o! Before he invades Lagos with his matrix army

TheLordIsGr8:
And some people are fighting for the 'right' to break immigration laws without consequence.

No nations. No borders. What nonsense
Never was. Not now. Never will.

Imagine the world without border. There would be no order. Perfect freedom has no existence -Ben Hur 1959

TheLordIsGr8:
Not like asking a person whose mind is set in stone to read a book will change anything. But at least you've tried.

All these people insulting DJT for protecting their borders, why do their fathers lock the door of the house at night?

Thank you bro! Nigerians act like our father own a land in Texas. If he likes he can build a wall around America, best thing we can do is make a foreign policy to counter that. That's how international politics work but our senate is busy fighting the media over fake certificate and our president battling for his life

sanbells:
Oops! My mistake, I didn't read it well. It doesn't change the fact that Trump's a douche

He isn't. He's trying to protect his borders. Same thing UK is trying to do and same thing we've failed to do. I don't like the guy but no doubt he's a politician we all thought was extinct (read Niccolo Machiavelli's The Prince)

sanbells:
The non racists. It's a good move but the way I see Trump's face, even a baby lying on the runway won't make him change his mind.

Wetin concern Trump with UK de porting immigrants?

Chukwuka16:
Permit me sir to support your statement with this quote by Niemöller.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

https://www.ushmm.org/wlc/mobile/en/article.php?ModuleId=10007392

Bravo

erico2k2:
Bro that might not be the case cos it's these dame group of people who voted to get I to Europe in 1975 that voted us out of the EU last year . Look at the value of the £today . We where thinking it's going to die . Already thier volume of export has gone up since January this year . Of you check you might want to ask how the swizz survive up till now . When Romania and Bulgaria joined the EU that was the final nail on the box. If you check the stock exchange mkt today for the 250 it's flat no movement .

The decision was a very unpopular one

Chukwuka16:
I don't think we are dullards, No! With the kind of mindset and great minds we continually churn out we can't be. However, the majority have become suppressed and subjugated due to the eroding value system that has promoted quacks and mediocrity above excellence. This has led to a mal-appropriation of our senses to do those things that are not sane. Here is a world changing event (I mean Brexit) that has people churning out predictions and policy papers highlighting how their governments can tap into UK market and EU market. Technocrats are cracking their calculators and consulting technical reports to ascertain in actual terms the monetary impact of today's event by the PM. Research groups are already being formed with data analysts in real time updating charts as negotiations unfold. Experts are carefully weighing statements by government officials to have an idea of how negotiations would go. Think tanks are meeting to deliberate on today's action etc. All these is simply due to UK's share of the global market. With a very strong currency and vibrant financial hub (London) today's action reverberates around the world from Shanghai to Tokyo to New York to Hong etc. markets are already adjusting to the triggering of article 50. What are we doing in Nigeria - debating if Melaye is a graduate, inviting Sagay, signing climate change treaty and delaying ministerial and REC nominees etc. These are some of the reasons why I might be forced to almost excuse your assertion of we being dullards. It just beats my imagination.

I correct myself. We're not dullards but put value in things that are simply unnecessary. There's really so much that we can benefit from Brexit saga. Nigerians always have this mentality if it doesn't rain on my roof then it doesn't bother me

Chukwuka16:
The night of Brexit would ever remain green in my memory. Past midnight there was this certainty that vote remain would have it. Even farage and Boris had subtly conceded defeat, but the results from Wales was the tie breaker and by morning those who left to France the previous day returned by principle to a non-EU country. The result was catastrophic. GBP took a serious bashing and crashed to records low. As article 50 is being triggered it's important we begin assessing it's impact and the subtle opportunities it's going to create. How will education be affected. What incentives would be available for businesses since they would need to provide some incentives for their companies like tax rebates etc to cushion the effects of leaving the free market. How can we tap into this market and benefit maximally should be up for discussion. I see some peeps arguing that UK isn't Nigeria. It would do us a lot good if we just keep an open mind and learn from others as the world is only separated geographically. In essence it's a global village.
Furthermore UK would be re-negotiating alot of trade deals with fellow EU countries and would obviously be looking for deals that offer it the best value. Nations like South Africa would be looking to boost their exports of wine etc to the UK. Nigeria that wants to recover from recession and diversify her economy has been aware since referendum day of this day. Instead of getting our house in order to compete with South America in exporting things like mango and pawpaw and increasing our market share of other products was rather getting our beans banned to EU due to lack of proper management and due diligence.
Brits are cautious now. Spending is dropping and credits are increasing. Scotland is around the corner tinkering with the idea of another referendum to leave the UK and the economy is expected to contract up to 2% this year. With this uncertainty the government would no doubt want to encourage spending to stimulate the economy. Furthermore to keep London attractive would take alot by the government as many EU companies may be forced to relocate their HQs from London to maybe Paris or Brussels or Berlin etc to remain in the free market.
I'm willing to learn from advanced minds on this platform the paradigm shift and economic implications of triggering article 50. What opportunities are there for entrepreneurs and academics. These are my interests and would welcome further enlightenment.

Don't mind dullard Nigerians joor! We will never learn from others mistake but end up making thesame mistake. I personally think this could be a wrong decision. The UK might end up regretting it and getting back to the EU might become difficult by then

alaricsaltzman:
Found this interesting piece on facebook and i decided to share...enjoy

The most difficult age for any man born in Nigeria should be between 24 and 29 years, the pressure to be something, to be someone is so immense. When you look around you everyone seems to be doing something for themselves, people seem to be living a life you only dream of. You have applied for jobs and the results have been more disappointing than Yakubu Aiyegbeni goal miss at the world cup.

Sadly this is the age when most guys lose it, the age when if not careful one is consumed by alcohol or drugs, because the disappointments become too much and you find alternative ways to face reality. Worse is when a few people you studied with have been lucky enough to land
jobs, soon your circle of friends gets thinner – mostly they don’t even cut you out but you will be real with yourself and cut yourself off. I mean what will you do when you are in a WhatsApp group of friends and they are discussing about last week’s trip in Dubai and planning another trip to South Africa while you are not sure of what your next meal would be?

Most times you follow the conversation silently, all alone like a cross on the grave. Soon you realize this is no longer your kind of crowd because the more you keep around the more the pressure to be something, takes a toll on you. You know when stories about house parties
come up and you act deaf because you don’t know where an extra 5 guys would fit in your house. Have you ever sat in a group of people discussing the new iPhone on the market or how British Airways offers poo services and you can feel your heart whisper to you "boss this is chest pain hour, can we just go and find a group that talks about GMAT, SHL, Dragnet, jobberman or job vacancies sites".

But you sit there as these people are lost in their lifestyle conversations, you are like a secretary taking minutes in meeting. You are totally forgotten like one of a woman’s breasts during pre-intimacy. Once in a while one of the friends will turn and ask if you need another drink and you wonder if you should just say No and head home, but head home to do what? So you grudgingly drop in the comment “I will have just one last one“...Lie!!!

But after a few years of job hunting, you are now ready to take anything even if is to smell a rich man’s farts as long as it pays, so you end up as an office messenger in one blue chip company in town. To imagine that 4-5 years of studying and getting a degree is now reduced to picking and dropping off letters and if you are not doing that, you are being sent for cheap lunch by the employees when they are broke and they can’t order with fast food. This is when conversations about where people schooled start, you go silent for it’s no longer of any use to say you also reached University, it doesn’t matter – you have resorted to surviving.

Once in while you will bump into your now well to do classmates, they would offer you lunch, but not even eating the meals at Eko Hotel or Sheraton will make you feel better about yourself, because in your mind you wish instead they would give you the 30k and you sort your meals for the next 5 weeks. As it is the norm you will have photos taken, and uploaded on Facebook, but always it’s your face that would look the odd one out – not even the best filters can hide a face which has suffered the city's dust and sun but survives on boiled beans.

The worst mistake you can do during this period is to try and date – there is nothing that a person going through such times can offer in terms of love. How are you going to do evening romantic walks when you are tired from walking delivering letters in offices around town? What are you going to tell your lady when she says she wants to go for relaxation at the bar, pool or love garden sites that are in town? That your financial religion doesn’t allow it or what? This is the age when you sit back and watch as the ladies you would want to date are dating or getting married to guys 10 years older than you. And you can’t blame them – it’s only that your life seems to be progressing slower than their goals in life. Most of the ladies you meet during this period, if you are lucky will be patient with you till you hit 28, and if by then your life is still in disarray like Leicester city's performance in the EPL then my friend be prepared for a walk out.

But then this is the age when you learn a lot of about life, if you can hack through this stage of life the only hard moment in your life would be when you lose your parents - that’s if you are still lucky enough to have them. This stage teaches you a lot about perseverance, about appreciating the small wins you have each day, it teaches you something about friendship, love, career growth and personal responsibility. This is always your rise or fall moment depending on the choices you make.

How you live your life in the 30’s is determined by how you handled your life in this phase. Do not Give up. Do not Be Depressed. remain focused and create a Strategy. Be consistent, you must Surely Win. Peace


https://m.facebook.com/WbsTvUganda/posts/967701073268464

Can I copy your post on my facebook page?

obiorathesubtle:




wetin pesin no go read for Nairaland..



Your village people have sent Bisola to give you fresh HIV aids.. 2018 version wey dem never release...

Bros how you take know 2018 version

Is it a church song?

pweeryambre:
Lol eyaaa stop crying...it's an epic action movie na....its more captivating than emotional...

For real? Not emotional? I'm gonna go emotional on yo ass
Lol... just kidding. That movie makes me cry. How many films have that depth or plot that speaks honour, dignity, loyalty, family and selfless sacrifice