₦airaland Forum

gambia:
Komai yayi dai dai

don kutumar ubanka

bmdmixer:
cant even understand what u saying

I don't gv a damn. Bleep off

bmdmixer:
nope was talking bout the useless police officer(be it a Northerner being beaten u wont like it) cause u look like someone who support stupid things

and your people are known to b arrogant, we all know u women there only do what u do out of fear and not pride.

sit down there

Tribal bigot and a misguided element. Must u always bring sentiments in every issue? Wat has region hv to do with dis show of national embarrassment. regardless of wia it happened, its a show of shame and embarrassment seeing persons who are supposed to enforce law fighting themselves in public. Shame to u for promoting divisiveness in a matter like dis.

E no go pass jumping over our school fence na (wall of china )

AngryIgboMan:
Typical almajiri English. Like their useless father Buhari, like his son am quoting.

Young man, you better use the time you jump around on Nairaland shouting Sai Barber to register for pure English lessons.

Nonsense and ingredients.... Onye Mgbu.

N.B

If you are reading this, better save up and leave this very useless country because these people have finished Nigeria and Nigeria have finished them.

A miffed ipob talking

SendAbroad:
First Picture... Ringworm

2nd picture: Scabies

second one is jock itch, a fungal infection dat affects d groin area. Antifungal cream and tabs can easily solve dis problem

francisgodstime:
bro pls like hw much would be enough to rent a single room in sokoto capital or wamakko

I've been away for long, but I'll help inquire for u

Ana and Elsa

Na so boko haram dey start oo

tsinzu:
when the gbedu dey enter body

I no get money I for go call police

QuiverBox:
PURE FICTION

1. You just had your second class, by the 3rd day you were invited to the "Director's" office; and you already knew the population of Parents on a daily basis?

2. You are a Graduate, and yet you went ahead to teach Same Sex Marraige knowing fully well it's a crime in Nigeria.

3. You kept using the word " Director" instead of the regular title " Principal" which is a common name of Individuals Heading a secondary school

4. Who actually employed you in the School? You are have been there, just under a week and the "Director" had to ask about information from you which he would have known before your employment

5. You used the word "My Office" very rare for a new teaching recuit to have an Office to himself/herself, usually you are placed in the Staff room with other teachers.

6. No single reference to any other teacher colleagues from the beginning till when you went to get the textbook or even after the session with the parents. Are you the only teacher in the School?

7. You were explaining Marraige to JSS1 student referencing LGBTQ and GEJ 2015 Elections, Seriously??

you would make a good detective

KingSatan:
You are very lucky my friend. Indeed very lucky!

I pray you leave there alive.


I have traveled round the 6 geopolitical zones and I can tell you for sure that you have been declared a Kafir.

The north never forgets.

I'm not surprised to see "Satan" in ur moniker

Cry

Lesbians looking for "daughter" already.

Can we say "na thunder fire dem"

Princedapace:
Aside dangote, who else brotherly. Na only dangote Dey north?

Dangote had a lot of govt backed monopoly. No be today we know that one.

Go check naija hottest startups that are doing well, how many northerner names u go see there as the founders?

Like I said, northerner shine wella in govt backed program. The founder of UBA had to create a special fund raising programme for northerners when the organisers of the general programme realised that the northern youths couldn't compete with their southern counterparts.

How many northern names u Dey hear from outside the country breaking records in top ranked universities? Baba mi, u sef know what I'm saying.

oh! U mean people lyk obi and his fraud syndicate? Have u not heard of people lyk isiyaka rabiu, dantata, jelani Aliyu, Usman Dabo and many other prospects? U see, d problem with u people is ur hatred and tribalistic nature. If its not about u, u always envy and get hurt. And dats d only thing u can do. U can't change what is. "Baba mi, u self know wat I'm saying?"... U hv no idea who d face behind dis moniker is. Grow up man

Princedapace:
Lol.

Dear Ohaneze and the other group sef, u guys are always reacting. No action.

Push for a better system of election where by population alone does not determine who wins. Else those guys up north will continue to give birth anyhow and manipulate elections during voters registration.

Hold our law makers accountable to push for regional based govt. Be straightforward with it. Be serious with it.

As for northerners, lol, forget those ones, govt job is their birth right. Without govt job, they fit die. They practically can't survive in private sector. That is why u rarely see their names in any private establishment
Abeg, how many of them are into programming? na govt job them sabi do. pity them okay.

Dangote na your father?

funmijoyb:
Let disunited north be criticizing bihari there.

Pdp must prepared to take over from buhari with a candidate from the south .

your English sef

Born2Breed:
Why do you mean eh,Nigeria Police could be funny at times.

The guy should be walking on crutches already not standing firm. Three bullets should be lodged in his right foot,one for each police men killed and two in the left foot for the 2 civilians.

He's better of alive than dead. Let's know who are his police and soldier accomplices.

Date: 20th August, 2019


PRESS RELEASE
POLICE RE-ARREST NOTORIOUS KIDNAP KINGPIN
ALHAJI HAMISU BALA WADUME
​
The operatives of the Nigeria Police have re-arrested the notorious kidnap kingpin, Alhaji Hamisu Bala Wadume. He was re-arrested in the late hours of yesterday, 19th August, 2019 in his hideout at Layin Mai Allo Hotoro area of Kano State.

It would be recalled that the Police had been on the massive manhunt for the suspect, Alhaji Hamisu Bala Wadume since 6th August, 2019 following the unfortunate incident in Ibi, Taraba State which resulted in the brutal murder of three (3) Police Officers and two (2) civilians, and injury to five (5) others. The suspect, who was appropriately restrained at the time of the incident, was subsequently released by his “rescuers” after they had destroyed the restraining handcuffs.

Meanwhile, the Inspector General of Police, IGP M.A Adamu, NPM,mni while commending the Police operatives for their perseverance and painstaking efforts, has expressed his profound gratitude to all Nigerians for their unparalleled show of love and empathy to the Force and the families of the officers and patriotic civilians who paid the supreme price in the service of their fatherland. It is his belief that the re-arrest of the suspect, Alhaji Hamisu Bala Wadume, will no doubt, help in bringing answers to the numerous but hitherto unanswered questions touching on the incident and the larger criminal enterprise of the suspect.


DCP FRANK MBA
FORCE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER
FORCE HEADQUARTERS

In reply please quote
Ref No. CZ.5300/FPRD/FHQ/ABJ/VOL.2/72 Date: 20th August, 2019

The Director of News
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PRESS RELEASE
POLICE RE-ARREST NOTORIOUS KIDNAP KINGPIN
ALHAJI HAMISU BALA WADUME
​
The operatives of the Nigeria Police have re-arrested the notorious kidnap kingpin, Alhaji Hamisu Bala Wadume. He was re-arrested in the late hours of yesterday, 19th August, 2019 in his hideout at Layin Mai Allo Hotoro area of Kano State.

It would be recalled that the Police had been on the massive manhunt for the suspect, Alhaji Hamisu Bala Wadume since 6th August, 2019 following the unfortunate incident in Ibi, Taraba State which resulted in the brutal murder of three (3) Police Officers and two (2) civilians, and injury to five (5) others. The suspect, who was appropriately restrained at the time of the incident, was subsequently released by his “rescuers” after they had destroyed the restraining handcuffs.

Meanwhile, the Inspector General of Police, IGP M.A Adamu, NPM,mni while commending the Police operatives for their perseverance and painstaking efforts, has expressed his profound gratitude to all Nigerians for their unparalleled show of love and empathy to the Force and the families of the officers and patriotic civilians who paid the supreme price in the service of their fatherland. It is his belief that the re-arrest of the suspect, Alhaji Hamisu Bala Wadume, will no doubt, help in bringing answers to the numerous but hitherto unanswered questions touching on the incident and the larger criminal enterprise of the suspect.


DCP FRANK MBA
FORCE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER
FORCE HEADQUARTERS

RIP. BTW he was a lieutenant not a captain

iHart:
The police killed themselves. Why can't they be on their uniform whenever they go on operation?

Modified:
I think there should be a proper synergy between all forces to avoid this kind of thing from repeating again

the operation was covert

Kingtim:
I saw some people rushing to take their bath, others where already on their white on white. Some even had their shoes on while lying on the bed like sacrificial lambs. They just can't wait for the biggle to be Blown so that they can rush to parade ground. Me I was still in my boxers covered in the wrapper my mom gave to me ��. I looked at those running heketa seketa and those already on their costumes and said within. Na suffer go kill Una ���. I wanted to enter under my wrapper back again because it was fucking cold. I had barely covered up fully when I heard move out! Move out! I checked to see if it was one of us trying to play pranks, lemme swear curse on him☹️☹️. It was when I saw an army man that it dawned on me that Las Las na all of us suffer go kill here. ��. I hissed and reached out for my bag searching for my white top i wore the previous evening with my short already at my reach. I hurriedly put them on. And was walking majestically to the parade ground when I heard one soldier shouted. ONTONDO! where are you going to without your cap. I just turned and checked if it was me or another person he was referring to. And he shouted again white fowl I'm talking to you. Why are you looking behind you. Oh God son this one isba neccesity too, but I am not a cap guy na I lamented within. I just jejely went back to get my cap. Because am not in the mood to beat up any soldier.

u didn't mention sergeant kurege in ur write up

iamharkinwaley:
It was, I understand discharge certificate wasn't issued to any one coz they believe mostly all students were given their certificate for some fee without undergoing the normal schooling activities, some can't even read and write( The Hausa's )... I hope you got it now.

tribal bigot. Who are u and what do u know? I don't know wat tribe u re, but certainly the hausas are more honest than your ppl. Only few engage in fraud compared to most tribes whose majority make fraud a means of sustenance. So don't come here and display ur bigotry and stupidity just because ur sister is denied a certificate she probably don't deserve, cow.

Some fools have already believed dis fabricated lie. The poster is covering d mopol beret of the man in uniform and d mopol badge on his sleeve. Enemies of dis country will do anything to see dis country go to war.

sotall:
Ighalo maybe have been selfish but currently Nigeria do not have a better striker than him.


So

Junior Lokosa did wat no striker ever did in d Nigeria premier league, only for him to be dropped for d world cup. Lokosa bagged d NFPL golden boot after playing just half a season.

Skepticus:


Hush money for fat boy Ruiz.

Fixed fight.

Omo dat last blow no be here

James blunt- 1973
Tracy Chapman- Mountains o' nothing
Wombo lombo
Aka bara
Din din WO
Tracy Chapman- why

iornenge81:
I wish I could speak spanish

Lo siento amigo

MikeMoses:
Something is telling me that this Zamfara state governor will decamp to APC in the nearest future.

he had been in PDP all his live even after years of denying him d governorship ticket. He is d most loyal PDP member in the state. His cabinet will be made of unpopular politicians as almost, of not all seasoned PDP members are now in APC. Belmat as dey call him is a loyalist