₦airaland Forum

Honeyjoel:
You lie oooooooo,mtn as never sold there line for 93k abeg say sometin else,I bougtht mine wen mtn just came to nigeria wit a simens fone for 38,800..olodo you

And you were probably 12 when they did. That was how much i bought mine. Just because you were young then doesn't mean it did not happen.

I think it should be the other way around. It should be what the president should expect from the average nigerian. Remember change is not one sided. Nigerians should learn to be disciplined, honest, and truthful. They should learn not to litter, avoid jungle justice, giving or taking bribes. They should learn to stand for what is right and then maybe, just maybe, the change will begin.

chiedu7:
[size=20pt]American Says "Obama Helped Elect GMB"[/size]

I remember saying to people that Obama hates Christianity & Jesus when he just got elected, many Christians especially blacks abused me.

I now just accept that many Christians just cannot discern.

Well as they say the "Chicken has come home to roost" and it's becoming blatant that there is an under current against the Church of Christ.

Obama has an Anti-Christian agenda world wide.

An american lays out the facts for all to see.

As I said before "Nigerians voted with naiveness, they shall reap with soberness",
well until the cleaner shows up as I have been told.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4tzpey9ld4


IT HAS BEEN WIDELY REPORTED THAT AMERICA WAS BLOCKING NIGERIA FROM BUYING ARMS.

NOW WE SEE WHY


http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/11/11/nigeria-ambassador-blasts-us-for-refusing-arms-sales-to-fight-boko-haram/

Bro's; stop commenting on things you know nothing about. Yes, Obama is a m.oron, but you also have to understand that the whites in America don't like him, and will say anything to discredit him, especially on Fox. In my opinion he is too liberal, even for the democratic party, which makes a lot of people uncomfortable. I used to be a democrat, but after witnessing the nonsense social policies of his, i am now a republican through and through. He does not hate christians; he is just a clueless re.tard.

Obiagelli:
Ahead of the presidential poll General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) published a public letter titled ‘my covenant’. The letter particulars what Nigerians should expect from Buhari’s first 100 days in office.

Read letter below:

[i]My Covenant With Nigerians

Dear Compatriots,

I know however, that what we require to revamp our economy and rebuild our country is our ability to galvanize all our citizens to believe once again in their government, in their country and especially, to believe in themselves. This can only happen if we are able to rebuild the trust and belief that our people used to have in government, and indeed, in our nation.


http://www.naij.com/414497-general-buharis-public-letter-to-all-nigerians.html

I seriously disagree with that quote. To rebuild the economy requires trust in the private sector and free enterprise. Minimal involvement is what is required from government. Let the market flow natural. Big government is what is killing Nigeria, which is why everyone wants in on politics. All Government needs to do is provide the enabling environment, road, security, power etc and the rest will take care of itself.

The OP is a 12 year old Id.iot. Why? Only a 12 year old girl would say yes to marriage when she does not know what she actually wants.

@OP. As far as i know, the institution is a private RELIGIOUS university. This means if you don't like their RELIGIOUS rules don't attend.

klem93:
on his behave I accept ur congratulatory message

Really?

MuguliciousMUGU:
Osibanjo and buhari should stop wearing eye glasses, they eyes should be clear, they should grind 500 naira pepper and put in their eyes, i tell you they will see vision 5050, they need clear eyes to defeat boko haram.

And that office looks like recharge card sellers office, they need to make it look like white house, infact make it attractive, that chair does not make sense.

And why is osibanjo standing up, common he suppose to be sitting down, they need to get another chair for him. 2 chair, one for v.c and presido, not plastic chair oo.

And what do they know that they are writing, are they writing how much they will steal, they should not try it ooo, we are watching them.

Finally, osibanjo should start wearing suit, this is the 21st century for eledumare sake
Signed
minister of women affairs

And 102 Nairalanders liked this post. This shows the state of the mental acumen of the average Nairalander.

ADD: armed robbers, police check points, area boys, no power supply, corruption, bad roads, etc

He probably does both.

Ovamboland:
This is beyond which party wins or loses, your wrong mentality strikes at the very core of democracy and makes fun of the entire electoral process and rule of law

Ok. Lets analyze this intelligently. What is different about this election compared to previous elections? absolutely nothing. There have been assassinations, thugery, election malpractices, resources designated for the elections malfunctioning, participants hailing insults and threats to each other, etc. You are the one refusing to face reality and facts. You think patriotism and false hope are enough to get Nigerians out of the abyss they are in at the moment? More radical measures need to be employed to make the leadership come to terms with the wrongs they are inflicting on the populace. for example, boycotting the voting process. When enough people do that, then the revolution might begin. All you are doing at the moment is "continuation" of the same crap. And the "entire electoral process and rule of law" as you put it does not exist in Nigeria.

Ovamboland:
This ones reasoning has been completely dispossessed, what a pity and this a fellow citizen, there is really a lot of work to do on Nigerians

ok now. It's almost time. We'll see who lives in a deluded world and who doesn't.

wakacome:
I think a lot of nigerian youths should learn from this news,please don't make celebrities deceive you and tell you to vote anyone,Please make sure you vote for someone you want which is according to your conscience,don't vote someone because some celebrities said you should vote,the truth is that if you vote for the wrong candidate and he leads you for another four years and things become extremely hard in this country trust me most of these celebrities will still be making their money and going to more shows and can travel out from this country anytime they like while you will be the one suffering...better use your common sense...
Wakacome.

The bolded is funny. As if life could get any worse in Nigeria. The bolded illustrates how, many Nigerian's consider the present situation in the country as normal.

I'm still waiting for the punch line. . . . . . .

Nigerians can be dense sometimes. You actually believe PDP will let buhari win. Normal thinking Nigerians know PDP will win at all cost. Nigeria is too corrupt to let anything else happen.

OkunrinMeta:
That is a proverb for the mediocre, people who live their lifes in fear of the unknown. When u eat shit long enough it ll start tasting nice. Someimes things have to get worse before they get better. I wont stay stuck to a corrupt government if i can help it. For better or for worse, we have votted for change. Then man who represents change will know we can change him too.

Don't get me wrong. As you might have guessed from my initial post, i neither support jonathan or buhari. And my first choice would be to not vote. But, like i have pointed out, unless i absolutely have to vote, i would vote for a safe bet. Also, talking about change, Nigerians wanted change when Obasanjo was hand picked; look at what happened. America wanted change when they voted Obama into office. We are biting our finger in regret. Change does not always mean good. Buhari is a potential religious fanatic, and from his utterances in the past, i would not touch him with a 10 foot poll.

P.s your post is funny. Talking about eating crap long enough it begins to taste nice. That's rich, coming from a Nigerian living in Nigeria.

OkunrinMeta:
WHEN I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN TWO EVILS, I CHOSE THE ONE I HAVENT CHOSEN BEFORE.

I'd rather chose neither. Or if i absolutely have to, the devil you know is way better than the angel you don't know.

Here's the way i see it. Nigerians are stuck between a rock and the deep blue sea. First you have a potential islamic radical who may decide to impose islamic rule by hook or crook. His military credentials does not flatter him either. What with the atrocities he committed while in power. Then you have a useless sitting president who is as dumb as a rock. He probably is a safe bet considering he is predictable. He did nothing in his previous four years and most likely do nothing if he wins again. At least he is not going to spring any surprises. Hmmmm.......decisions, decisions.

Here's the way i see it. Nigerians are stuck between a rock and the deep blue sea. First you have a potential islamic radical who may decide to impose islamic rule by hook or crook. His military credentials does not flatter him either. What with the atrocities he committed while in power. Then you have a useless sitting president who is as dumb as a rock. He probably is a safe bet considering he is predictable. He did nothing in his previous four years and most likely do nothing if he wins again. At least he is not going to spring any surprises. Hmmmm.......decisions, decisions.

Here's the way i see it. Nigerians are stuck between a rock and the deep blue sea. First you have a potential islamic radical who may decide to impose islamic rule by hook or crook. His military credentials does not flatter him either. What with the atrocities he committed while in power. Then you have a useless sitting president who is as dumb as a rock. He probably is a safe bet considering he is predictable. He did nothing in his previous four years and most likely do nothing if he wins again. At least he is not going to spring any surprises. Hmmmm.......decisions, decisions.

Here's the way i see it. Nigerians are stuck between a rock and the deep blue sea. First you have a potential islamic radical who may decide to impose islamic rule by hook or crook. His military credentials does not flatter him either. What with the atrocities he committed while in power. Then you have a useless sitting president who is as dumb as a rock. He probably is a safe bet considering he is predictable. He did nothing in his previous four years and most likely do nothing if he wins again. At least he is not going to spring any surprises. Hmmmm.......decisions, decisions.

Here's the way i see it. Nigerians are stuck between a rock and the deep blue sea. First you have a potential islamic radical who may decide to impose islamic rule by hook or crook. His military credentials does not flatter him either. What with the atrocities he committed while in power. Then you have a useless sitting president who is as dumb as a rock. He probably is a safe bet considering he is predictable. He did nothing in his previous four years and most likely do nothing if he wins again. At least he is not going to spring any surprises. Hmmmm.......decisions, decisions.

Here's the way i see it. Nigerians are stuck between a rock and the deep blue sea. First you have a potential islamic radical who may decide to impose islamic rule by hook or crook. His military credentials does not flatter him either. What with the atrocities he committed while in power. Then you have a useless sitting president who is as dumb as a rock. He probably is a safe bet considering he is predictable. He did nothing in his previous four years and most likely do nothing if he wins again. At least he is not going to spring any surprises. Hmmmm.......decisions, decisions.

And.nd the culprits will never be caught. No one will ever know what really happened. Not that there are no crimes in normal societies. "the key word being 'normal'" but, at least there are high chances that there will be an investigation and the criminals will most likely be caught. Which in turn reduces the crime rate. You have to plan and think hard and long before committing crimes in developed societies. Not in Nigeria though. Criminals just wake up, decide they are short of cash, walk into a bank and take it. In Nigeria, you decide you don't like someone and you want them dead; you can make that happen and go scott free. Nigeria really is a lawless land.

And.nd the culprits will never be caught. No one will ever know what really happened. Not that there are no crimes in normal societies. "the key word being 'normal'" but, at least there are high chances that there will be an investigation and the criminals will most likely be caught. Which in turn reduces the crime rate. You have to plan and think hard and long before committing crimes in developed societies. Not in Nigeria though. Criminals just wake up, decide they are short of cash, walk into a bank and take it. In Nigeria, you decide you don't like someone and you want them dead; you can make that happen and go scott free. Nigeria really is a lawless land.

And.nd the culprits will never be caught. No one will ever know what really happened. Not that there are no crimes in normal societies. "the key word being 'normal'" but, at least there are high chances that there will be an investigation and the criminals will most likely be caught. Which in turn reduces the crime rate. You have to plan and think hard and long before committing crimes in developed societies. Not in Nigeria though. Criminals just wake up, decide they are short of cash, walk into a bank and take it. In Nigeria, you decide you don't like someone and you want them dead; you can make that happen and go scott free. Nigeria really is a lawless land.

scribble:
What do we have to do for front page?
Nigerians deserve to know na.

You mean "dumb Nigerians deserve to know" because only the the retarded ones will believe this crap.

Nigerians and their stupidity. Its obvious some where disembarking. It must have been a connecting flight or their was a delay. If one has to explain this then you have to wonder about the intellect and deducting skills of the average Nigerian.

JustCalMeDBoss:
APC is short of cash and they resorted to this. Ondo ppl know better.

Seriously? Are you ret.arted? never mind. Don't answer that. It's obvious.

And one idio.t opened a topic on Nairaland giving 10 reasons why she wanted to move back to Nigeria from the states. If this isn't enough reason not to, i wonder what is.

[quote author=vjsmiles post=32022828][/quote]There is a difference between freedom of speech and stupidity and this is definitely not freedom of speech. So, it must be the latter.

dadaic:
I watch this woman for 2 mins and I have my TV on mute. Her videos on Youtube will be something to watch on a boring day.

lol...