₦airaland Forum

neocortex:
Are you indirectly mocking Buhari ?

Buhari or Patience, you guys love to associate with things or people that will perpetually put you down. Which explains why Nigeria has not moved an inch progressively in more than half a century. All i'm commenting on is the proper way of doing things.

Amustical:
You guys like to dey talk trash sha. So with fayose salary and allowances, he's not rich enough to buy cars and dash out to people?
Must zombies like you reason like a di hard zomby

Which is why Nigerians will most likely live out the rest of their days in societal and personal poverty. With mentality like this, that is what is most likely going to happen. Seriously? You have been too cooped up in that country. You need to go to other normal countries and your perspective will widen and realize that the way you guys do things is not the way things are done. You don't even need to go far. Go to ghana and your mind will be blown.

BlackTechnology:
I understand how painful it is to realise how thoughtless your hope on Buhari failed

You are free to kiss a light bulb in operation

You said

BlackTechnology:
#YorubasWhoVotedBuhariHave[b]Being[/b]Scammed


#YorubasWhoVotedBuhariHave[b]Being[/b]Scammed

You are so dull and s.tupid it is amazing. There is a difference between BEING and BEEN. The fact that you still haven't figured that out is mind boggling.

yaki84:
patience was educated illiterate, we knw. but u r illiterate literate. wetin be didnt doesnt?
I n one statement u said didnt doesnt?
n u r bragging abt being educated?

You too mumu I swear. You don't even know how to construct sentences and you have the nerve to correct me? M.oron. Explain my mistake; i dare you.

temitemi1:
It is always Good to be loyal

Have you bothered to ask where the funds is coming from? Is the car in the state budget? If it is his personal funds, how can he afford it. People should try not to let poverty take over common sense.

BlackTechnology:
#YorubasWhoVotedBuhariHaveBeingScammed


#YorubasWhoVotedBuhariHaveBeingScammed

Bros, try go school before making comments.

modelmike7:
... They have no proof

Nigerian's don't care about proof. The jungle justice way has completely destroyed the way they think.

tuborme:
Patience Jonathan never warned like this upon all the accusations we made against her.

Patience never did because she is an educated illiterate. And because she didn't doesn't make what you did right. You can't just go around accusing people of crimes without proof. In normal societies, you will pay for it in millions. Nigeria is not a normal country/society, so anything goes.

4nobody4every1:
Hhahahahaha, for what you just wrote now, l am going to train as a snake charmer and bring 5 Cobra to your house, expect me in 4 days from today, l will fly from my base and meet you in your location, l am coming with British airways..hahahaha.....kidding with you, to be honest, l detest snakes, whenever l see them, l shiver, l remember few years ago when l was in lagos, l was going to check the level of construction on my building site, l saw a small brown snake, oh my gosh, l was scared to my pants.....hahahaha

There is nothing like a small snake. To me, they are all the same slithery phuckers. God knows why he created them.

pyxon:
Looking for wit??Havent you heard a Nigerian dropping punchlines and metaphors on a diss / rap track or something?

Funny.

pyxon:
There is a difference between yab and joke in Nigeria. You definitely arent Nigerian if you dont know what i mean

Yab or joke, Nigeria's brand of humor is not witty. It almost always has to be dramatized.

Youtube stephen colbert or the colbert report or the daily show. His jokes are pure wit. If you can find it interesting or even understand it and not fall asleep, then i will eat my words.

pyxon:
So Nigerians arent smart??

Their brand of humor is more slapstick than actual wit which is why i was surprised.

4nobody4every1:
Hahaha, l can't imagine me eating snake meat, never , not even in my dream....Lol

I'd rather be locked in a room filled with tigers than in a room with one snake.

Whatever happens in Kenya, stays in Kenya.

dunkem21:
A screenshot of your Fridge/zer sir ..

Wow!!! you sure you are Nigerian? That is too much wit for a Nigerian. Nice.

Tallesty1:
You sure say no be tire he dey loose?

Very true. I was wondering the same thing. He is kneeling by the front right tire.

And that, ladies and gentlemen is how they fleece Nigerians off their hard earned funds. What is basically luck/opportunity, has now been credited to religion. For all we know, olajumoke may be a muslim or an atheist. There is something seriously wrong with people who follow religion blindly. I blame poverty. A poverty stricken society always want hope and what better way than promising it through religion.

Xposer:
This public show of shame was spotted at a burial ceremony earlier today...what should have been a mourning session turned into a embarrassing sensual stunt in broad daylight .... The lady was spotted dancing naked with her male companion -with only bra and panties as she became the "centre of un-attraction"... According to reports, the lady wanted to have sex with the guy in the open but was turned down by her male partner who ran away later due to shyness.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/shame-see-what-lady-was-spotted-doing.html

OP, how do we know this is not some random picture from the net, or that it is recent? How are we even sure this is a burial ceremony. Bloggers need to be shot.

Strange. I have never had a problem with my chase card. I must be doing something different.

Da phuck?

Only to come back and strangle you later.

cococandy:
So you've laid your banmee account to rest for now?

Baby is fine. Thank you

Lol. . . .I don't know what you are talking about.

cococandy:
Yay you're back.

Aww so sweet of you.
Suitors already have come knocking but I'll put your application on top of the list for being so awesome.

I promise to try this recipe out.

Eeeyaaah, thanks. I never left. I got banned again. Me and my mouth. How have you been? How is baby Agbani doing?

4nobody4every1:
Nice, l cooked something similar few days ago but with meat (cow), gizzard and fried fish, l also added Knoor cube / gino seasoning to make it tasty but l dont have pictures Lol...

Cool. Try it with goat meat and you'll see a difference.

'sup ya'll. I'd like to dedicate this recipe to cococandy for providing me a daughter in law . I know fine shindren when i see one so i am putting my application letter down before suitors come knocking. I come from a family of fine boys and i want to continue the tradition for my pikins. Mrs foodo, no worry, you have a choice of masterflex, akpons and ejiro. All are capable ninjas and we know how to take care of our girls. And to add, dem fine pass their papa which by the way is no small feat . And to make it better, i am right down the street from you in Okokomaiko.

THE RECIPE:
I am about to hand out a recipe for the the easiest most delicious soup you can cook. It is particularly awesome for amala with ewedu and gbegiri. it can also be eaten with rice. I know there are going to be skeptics but just try it out.

INGREDIENTS:

Habanero pepper

Tomatoes

Onion

Goat meat

Tripe

Blend the pepper and tomatoes making sure it is not too spicy. Then clean your meat. Begin to boil the meat for, say, 2 minutes, then pour the blended pepper into the pot containing the meat. Add two table spoons of palm oil and that's it. Just keep cooking until the meat is done. Simplicity at its finest. Practice makes perfect. If you can get it right, it is about the most delicious stew you would ever want to cook. It is the secret of how those shitta cooks make their soups taste so good on amala foods. You can only do it with goat meat though. For some reason it comes out better with it. I had to dismember mine with okro. It is easier to go through the eye of a needle than find ewedu leaf where i reside.

You're welcome.

Sunnycliff:
The forth coming generation of children born from 2010 will be too rugged and morally bankrupt. But you wouldn't blame them when we the elders now view celebrities and baby mamas as role models!

End time indeed

Bros, let's be realistic. They are children. Kids are kids for a reason. They do st.upid shiit all the time which is why adult supervision is required at all times. You talk as if you were never one. I know when i was at that age, mummy and daddy was one of the games we used to play. We did not know any better. If you need to criticize anyone, criticize the idiot filming the whole thing. I am pretty sure an adult is the one doing it and uploading it to youtube.

tochimas:
my own take is that the girls are old enough to identify their captors. If those caught are actually the kidnappers, then it's still a successful operation. Paying ransom at first and tracking them later when they think they got away with it ain't a bad strategy. My our prices was kidnapped and they asked 12million naira, the police advised the father to pay and he payed, cash. They were caught 2days after

Hypothetically, let's say you kidnapped someone with the intention of releasing the person when the ransom was paid, would you let yourself be identified or would you wear a mask? If you don't conceal your identity, you would probably the dumbest kidnapper in human history. Kidnappers are difficult to catch for the simple fact that they conceal their identity, even in the west.

zendy:
First Generation of Nigerian Army officers,June 1959.

From Left to Right sitting: Captain Adeyinka Adebayo,Captain Philip Effiong,Captain Imo,Major Samuel Adesoji Ademulegun,Major Wellington Bassey,General Forster, Major JTU Ironsi,Major Ralph Shodeinde,Captain Zakaria Maimalari, Captain Conrad Nwawo, Captain David Ejoor.

Middle Row standing: Lt Igboba,Lt George Kurubo, (non Nigerian standing next to Kurubo), Lt J Akaga,Lt Patrick Anwunah, Lt Louis Ogbonnia, Lt Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, Lt Eyo Ekpo, Lt Arthur Unegbe, Lt Abogo Largema

Back Row: Lt Hilary Njoku, 2nd Lt Nzefili, 2nd Lt Ogunenwe, 2nd Lt Shadrak, Lt Madiebo,2nd Lt Anthony Eze, Lt Yakubu Gowon, 2nd Lt Sylvanus Nwanjei,Lt Yakubu Pam, 2nd Lt Hassan Katsina.

Those not in the picture are Captain Kur Mohammed,Lt Victor Banjo and Lt Michael Okwechime

ojnnaco:
Bravo Nigerian Army
Victory belongs to God alone

Little did the white instructors know they were training and grooming assassins, murderers and hitmen.

samzheee:
wack singer, wack album name

Very very whack.