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nikky5:
Can anyone furnish me with the current cost of DNA test in Lagos? Thanks and God bless.

Its about 194K at Synlab Lagos. You can check their website out.

Fendy34:
Hi peopleeeee it’s PR 😅
ITA- Nov 9
AoR- Dec 16
Medicals Passed - Dec 22
GU - Jan 15
PR confirmation - Feb 10.
I’m already in Canada on visit so I was just asked to confirm my info so my PR card can be sent .

Thank youu everyone who was able to provide answers when neeeded 💃🏾💃🏾

Congratulations!!

How were you able to solve the POF issue?

Ayo83:
Can i apply for international passport on the immigration website myself or i will need to seek the help of someone working there to help apply for international passport for me and my family?

Please do it yourself. The procedure is on their website.

naijainstinct:
Hi Uche, been a while. I know how it feels. You were once on 490 until your IELTS expired and you have been struggling with it ever since. Someone here once testified about writing IELTS seven times before acing it. That person is in Canada today. You will not write it seven times but I can only urge you to follow the IELTS thread in the education section and reach out to people who have aced the test most recently for the study materials they used. You have been very consistent with your speaking, even hitting band 8 at some point. Focus more on your Reading and Listening, they seem to be your weakness. Brush up your writing too. I can't wait to hear you return with your success story. It's worth the effort. May God see you through.

This has to be the kindest reply I have seen on this forum. Thanks for showing us how replies should be.

iykofias:
Most of these Nigeria YouTubers talks too much, what will happen if you play the video straight up and shut up

As in ehn, I just stopped the video.

He should feed her better.

TenQ:
You should know the difference between literal and figurative expressions. "Right hand of" means exalted, important elevation of a person

I wrote that like 8 years ago, bro. What did I know?

I need to replace my Samsung s9 plus screen. Where in Ikeja can I do it?

What are your thoughts on using proof of funds service, when the process of liquidating assets may take some time?

Cc. Profgordons

jasperonyx:
Congratulations, what would have been the price of it's from Federal govt?

No payment if its federal.

Profgordons:
They are trying to outsmart the other Provinces, they know the scores are going to come down and those desired professionals are going to be scattered to other Provinces through Federal so why not grab them early. Fact is that even without doing anything unless your birthday is close or IELTS expiring, it is almost certain that those who not nominations now will still get FSW in few weeks. Now it is left to balls and gut feelings.

This is my own case. I got the NOI, but I will lose 5 out of my current 482 in April. Quite confusing on way forward whether to wait for federal or just go ahead with this. That 1,500CAD is a lot.

I have bookmarked this. I will show somebody, one day.

Bukky562:
Good evening 😊, I need your assistance.
I have evaluated my certificate and sat for IELTS on 7th January, 2023. My result was released yesterday. I had the following bands: L-8.5, R-8.5, W-7,S-7...Overall band 8(CLB 9)

I am applying for SINP but I am kind of confused. I studied English Language and I am currently working with an Advertising Company in Lagos.

I am confused on the NOC Code.

Please can someone help me out

Your NOC is based on your job responsibilities.

You should consider remarking your writing and speaking tho.

Instant rigor mortis.

ezzylee:
Seems their portal has some issues….. people have been complaining on Twitter.

This is the type of thing you'd expect from Nigeria..

British people will write IELTS and still perform poorly.

The marriage must be dissolved. Whether Islamic or not, father a "sperm donor" or not, it is wrong.

Kapeter:
I shuttle between Ibadan, Abeokuta and Lagos often. I'm mostly on that expressway but for a while now I've been stuck in Ibadan cuz of the numerous evil news about the Fulani herdsman menace on that highway.

Just before this December I read on the news some AIG visited this very same highway and together with Seyi Makinde the governor of Oyo state, I remember they promised that the road will become safer and there should be no panicking or fear and that people should go about their journey as it would become just as before where everyone can travel safely using the expressway.

Hehe. Yesterday was my favourite cousin introduction at Abeokuta and I had no choice than to be there.

I took a public bus (not that I have a car though but I can always get one when the need arise) off to Abeokuta and on my way what I saw makes me wanna go to every SW government house and say a very big thank you to all our governors.

There are bunch of Amotekun stations, Police, Army. Almost at every where till the end of Oyo state axis and then when you get to the Ogun state axis, you will see the OP Mesa patrolling the whole expressway.

The Ibadan axis has actually been the hotspot for the criminals actually but almost everywhere on the road you will see Amotekuns station even 12 am I was still on the road yesterday travelling safely with peace of mind seeing the huge security on that expressway.

This is Akeredolus biggest achievement so far in governance as the chairman of the SWGF. I couldn't help but be once again glad and proud to be South Westerner yesterday when I saw Amotekuns stations all over the place.

What I found amazing the most yesterday was if your car/vehicle get broken, you'd be surprised at the speed the OP Mesas and Amotekuns would get to you to stay with you while you fix it. Damn. They will stay right there with you protecting you untill your car can move again. Na. This is all that I ever pray for.

I'm so proud of SW governors for Amotekun. God bless them so much. Tonim God bless you and yours too. Thanks for all the love you have for Yorubaland.

Yorubaland will sure take its place God willing.

I can legit testify to this.

I was in Ibadan recently and the number of Amotekun's vehicles and their activities amazed me. E pass police own sef.

Good read.

Source?

azpekuliar:
How are you planning to pay for this? I have issues paying for WES credential evaluation with my Sterling bank USD Master card.

Use Chipper dollar card.

PR shiit.

Nonsense crap.

Magnoliaa:
And therein lies your first fukup.

Did you think I was ever a mature person?

Second fk up was you making a generalisation about NL girls being bitter, and even on the threads that you and I both have jammed, you saw me displaying witchy tendencies, and you, for a minute, believed I was REAL and wanted to actually chook your head in my case and take things offline with me?

No, my dear. I live up to every misconceptions and perceptions about me.

There is nothing more to me to show to anybody offline.

But y'all should come...

Since you guys believe I am heartbroken and manless and in search of love and I crush on people indiscriminately...toor.

No wahala.

How you have time to type this shenanigans truly beats my imagination.

Magnoliaa:
Awwwwwwwnnnnn. How cute.

I said you should drop your number and you too you did in hopes that I liked you enough to want to—you see that attraction or whatever ideas about me you were getting, oya, sope otilo .

Please, shut the furck up, alaye.

You think say I nor see you online long after you've must have seen my mention the night before?

How many minutes e wan take you to drop number?

Abobi sef dey form busy.

Yen yen yen yen...I ask for number, you're talking about commotion. Was I dragging you? Where is the energy for commotion in dropping a number?

For your mind, you wanted me to anticipate getting your number and end up feeling restless? I mean, na so dem dey build attraction and suspense, if that was ever what you were doing?

Mtcheeeeeewwwww; nor go delete your number. Leave it there make scammers come do watin dem dey do best with am.

You are such a child.

Magnoliaa:
Okay, Daddy. Give me your number.

Note though; I h8 indecisive men, 'cause how many hours did it take you to come up with this response?

You just wanted to continue the interaction any which way, huh?

Tch.

Okay.

Some of us don't spend all day on Nairaland, I dont have the energy for the commotion here. 080..6..61..1

Magnoliaa:
I do.

So what next?

You can ask for my number and talk to daddy.

Magnoliaa:
Lmaoooo.

Says a person looking for an NL wife.

Ki o to gbe kini si dp bi...

Abeg, getawtt.

If you like me, better talk and stop going through the corners.

Lol. You literally picked my words.



NL babes often feel attacked every time they are talked about

Magnoliaa:
Ummmm. Maybe you wouldn't mind me telling you that your pénis and its surrounding areas stink.

It's a pretty, normal, general comment.

Nothing to make anybody mad or bitter over. At least, I didn't...

A lot of people have a lot of stupid opinions online. I wouldn't take anything you say to me now seriously. Its better you save energy.

By the way, I have seen girls with the condition OP mentioned and it can be really bad. A lot of women are struggling with it.

Sweetplum:
Your mom, sisters and your female generations. And you this unfortunate Pells has smelly and stinking penni s, rotten fish smelly body and a damaged destiny.
You can only rantbon nairaland cos you v been condemned to never make it in life.
Oloriburuku!

Lol. Why are you so bitter?

VeryWickedGoat:
Fulani owns Ilorin.

Have you taken your meds?

We know.

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