₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Ofurukpe nigga...what does this mean?

Ofurukpe means those insects that fly into flames and bulbs trying to put them out in urhobo/isoko, so, you can say it interpretes as some little insect of a guy trying to put out our flame/fun/joy depending on the context, most importantly they end up getting burnt without anyone's assistance so its a subtle shade

Esseite:
Wait oo, dem de speak pigin for parliament too? ... or your own parliament mean something else?

Unofficial parliament nah.....assin where brosses congregate

Boyooosa:
Reno should give his OWN independence day speech since he is very perfect in criticizing others'

is he your president? mtcheew

Katier00:
But nobody is holding a gun to your head that you must wed in the church

You are, you and your likes

Go sell that line to the cows you value more than Nigerians, let them vote for you!
Best of a negative is worse than nothing......... Just saying

czarina:
Nailed.
Africans speak better English than blacks in America.

what's this trash you posted as an opinion? Not only is it wrong and ill-informed, it is also in bad faith!
They speak better English than Africans for the simple reason that they don't have local dialects to compete with English for supremacy in their brain's language center(not that they're proud of it though)
They code switch! They speak different variants of English depending on whom they're speaking with or the setting in which they are speaking

Gosh!

bedspread:
Except you decide to DECIEVE yourself, Then you won't see that The Nation is in a Complete Catastrophic Comatose .....

The Primary Responsibility of a Government is to Protect lives and property.

It seems the primary Responsibility of President Muhammad Buhari is to Protect Corruption. Nothing Else!

Days ago, Hundreds of People were Reported to be killed in a town called Gudubari in Northeast Nigeria. It was also Reported that the Terrorist have Taken Over the Town; yet Not a Single Word From The President and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces , On twitter or Wherever.. But a Thread Was Done to Defend The Chief of Staff (COS) to the President Who was Accused of Corruption..
That is all that Matters to the Federal Government.

Fellow Nigerians, PMB has made his stance known that he is for Corruption and shielding Corruption!

It was Similar approach that Made Nigerians Vote out President GEJ.

Nigerians Enough is Enough!! Nigeria Must Work in Our Life Time.. It's our Collective Responsibility as Nigerians..

Pmb Must be Shown the way out of ASOROCK..

What we Desire is:
Good Governance
Accountability
Citizens Life Must Matter
Transperancy

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

And also, the presidency saw it fit to commiserate with herdsmen on the loss of 52 cows along the abuja-kaduna railway, gettit? Cows not people, the death of Nigerians just sails by his ears without making any impression

Alzirida:
Apart from the sun, what else rises in the morning?�

You dey find trouble abi?

senatordave1:
With this,apc have totally captured the three warri lgas.what remains is isoko land,ijaw side and anioma.but why are pdp guys so funny.if ibori that is holding pdp in delta defects,they will still say delta is pdp.

captured which LG's? some of these APC ranters sef ehn!
Delta PDP remains unshaken, the exit of a stooge who never had any political clout to wield and is generally hated isn't something to even bother about, but as you rightly noted, if it were someone like ibori on the other hand, then we would be worried, not and never uduaghan

mytime24:
Broke guys have no right to have sex .... If you don't have the energy to work , where do you get energy to sweat on top of someone's daughter

Shai, who slap me

only one smack i smack your bumbum na him you dey hala?

Amakababe:
I just saw my neighbor's jamb form and the foolish boy filled in for human kinetics. I felt like knocking him there

hell if it's my child,
listen to me where ever you are.

you must study either and only either
1. Medicine, other related fields like Med lab, pharmacy, dentistry. don't even try anatomy biochemistry and the likes, nonesense.

2. law, that's if he is art students. the day he decides to be a art student, he signed in for law and nothing else.

3. computer science

4. engineering,

courses you must not study
1. anatomy physiology phe religious studies 2. physical sciences like mathematics physics chemistry. why not just apply engineering than do this rubbish.
3. education , I will just kill
im walahi
4. agric soil science especially fisheries
animal science
5. music
, dance
6. languages.
7. English
8. psychology
9.political sciences
10 adult education guidance and counselling


try it and pay your fees yourself sigh

Check not on physics, mathematics and chemistry which are foundation sciences and boast of the best researchers and thinkers internationally, also, they are more valued and respected than those in the applied sciences which are medicine, engineering and what not internationally too
Also music is for those with creativity, some of the most iconic historical figures of today were those whose creativity spoke for them, lets not jump into conclusions my dear, i as a kid always wanted to study physics, nano or nuclear physics specifically, gained admission twice, was blocked on but occasions by mum who wanted me to be a doctor, she filled my jamb form and today I'm an oculist, interesting but not very challenging, job satisfaction minimal, i can't go back to read physics now because though the passion is still there, the drive has diminished, what drives me now are adult challenges of paying bills and taking care of dependents

eki2000:
War saw Warsaw and Warsaw saw war. My brothers and sisters, it just a show of political bravity, doesn't mean he would harm any one. It is simply a political statement to weaken the opposition. For God's sake, all graduates understand this statement better. It's just a pun (Play with words)

You reach that conclusion from the comfort of your armchair in is it abuja or oshogbo? Or is it lagos or sokoto? You've clearly never been to akwa-ibom before! Akpabio had a notoriety for political assasinations when he was akwa-ibom goverrnor, not my words but those of his new APC bed fellows in akwa-ibom who are finding his defection a very bitter pill to swallow given the cost in human lives they have paid
Sanity has come to akwa-ibom politics since udom, he has actively campaigned against criminality in the state whether in the form of cultism, kidnapping, thuggery and that's why akwa-ibom is the most peaceful state in the south south by a very long shot! I know this because i am here now! Even very partisan APC supporters wont dispute this!
Keep your barbarism, bloodthirstiness, savagery and ends justify the means politics out of akwa-ibom please

kenonze:
He simply spoke in parable.
Only those with low IQ demands for interpretation of Idoms

id10t! Akpabio should apply for an isreali visa so they can show him how low their IQ and lack of comprehension of idioms are!
The holocaust and the nazi progroms are never to be joked about! Not even in passing

tintingz:
Yes, I like how they killed him off.

This will also change Octavia's stance than farmers don't save the world that worriors do.

put this into perspective, Octavia changed from a scared little girl always looking up to big brother, to death herself in the persona of bloodreina in 5 seasons amounting to is it 11years? With loads of bloodshed, massacres, battles in between, Octavia might take the fall for how things turned out being the public face but bloodreina was not octavias creation, she was created by others from jaha to clark's mum so it is unfair to assume she just went beast mode savage because she chose to. Stop making her the fall guy, now more than ever, she needs love from everyone instead of the hostile coldness she is getting

tintingz:
Yes, next seasons will get more interesting. I think the title will be change or so, something like a sequel or franchise.

The new discovered planet will be adventurers for them, I'm very sure there are already humans there or humanoids species existing there with monsterous creatures.

Monty and Harper had a son that looks very much like both of them CW really nail that part and they are always good in that part.

Can't wait for the coming seasons.

I think the file Monty cracked was the file discovered by raven and murphy aboard the ship and it was of another ship and another crew who never returned so if things went according to plans they should be meeting their descendants or the remnants of their corpses, either way it is starwars or alien vs predator

Amen to this!
But i really want NBC and MURIC sued and fined! It is not for them to abbrogate the role of morality determiner and enforcer to themselves! If immorality by their standards is legal according to the laws then such can not be pontificated on by them!
Restrict themselves and their children from listening or watching if they must but enforce it on us all they musn't

tintingz:
Anyone watched the final episode season 5?

yeah! 125 years into the future, monty dead and we have a habitable planet in a binary star system with 400plus humans remaining

Its adventure time! Buckle your boots and explore!

Oh! Thanks to mc cleary earth is toast for good and ain't coming back

itu404:
don"t matter whether he gives press conference or not as long as he keeps fighting corruption. Trump got no time for one either. Every leader has his style as long as you fulfill your mandate. : who the hell cares about that propaganda.

FAIL!

Grump holds regular pressure conferences at the white house and mar-a-lago

“By all definitions and descriptions, the Nigeria’s so called herdsmen are terrorists and if President Buhari doesn’t believe so, then it would be difficult for anyone to reasonably absolve him (Buhari) from complicity”.
“I cover wars and crisis as a journalist, I think I know, and the world also knows how terrorists operate”
“The fact that herdsmen’s attacking pattern is focused primarily on wiping off farmers should rob Buhari who has achieved only little in his economic agenda that’s expected to be powered mainly by farmers.
The impact of these well defined attacks on Nigeria’s economy are expected to be grave, maybe on the long run greater than that of Boko Haram which has been largely localized to the North East”.
Christiane Amanpour, CNN



http://www.hinnews.com/news/herdsmen-are-terrorists-and-buhari-may-be-behind-them-cnn/

Yonce:
I hope the DJ didn't play Rains of Castamere.

Rains okay but reynes woulda got him kopped! hell! i woulda voked some weired jiggaboo shyte n thunder down on him from the lands around the niger

kit married leslie! yay!
dragon queen my **ss i'm team kissed by fire wildlings

aaronson:
I just don't understand this AS Roma and Nigeria romance.

It's not like they even have a Nigerian player on their team, they just obsessed with the fact that a country bares the name Nigeria.

Roma and lazio are the two teams representing the papal city of rome in the italian series A, rome waa once a city empire, the stanza of the roman legions i.e its armies of conquest and occupation was the gilded eagle silver or gold, every legion prefered to die to the last man than loose their eagle, as roma FC represents rome and its eagle, they are channelling Nigeria's eagles as brother eagles to theirs so it is a symbolic thing?

vedaxcool:
lacking in integrity, PDP errand boy runs once again with another story about how one of his moles has been given quit notice. His support for Dogarra is not because he achieved anything spectacular or so but because in his propaganda logic he is slowing the wheels of change and such people who work at cross purpose with progress are to be supported.

idiat! like PDP like APC vis a vis like tambuwa like dogara now you know why we support dogara

Guykhena:
June 5th, and after that another 2 weeks break before the next episode.

mehn!

when is the next episode coming out?

Lomprico2:
Sorry! Forgive yourself and move on.

savage thou art!
no chill gottesst thou!

lefulefu:
ehn ur sidechic will always tell u dat she"s with u cos u can dic her good so as to make ur head swell na.u think she will admit to u that the reason she"s ur sidechic is because ur fatten her bank akant every week?
guy she jus dey play ur mumu button
as long as u dont use the money meant for ur kids schoolfees on ur sidechic then thunder wont strike u dis night.

bruv do you think i don't know that?
seriously, i don't spend nada on some of them, they pay their travel expenses, i only pay for lodging most times, dem girls can take care of themselves, they don't need me for that, look you know women's psychology, the only difficult part is getting their pants of the first time, after that, they'll create time for you in their schedule, just avoid the skinny hungry crayfish slay bitches and you're good to go

anyway, location matters, when i was in lagos my parole dey scanty because of how fugly unattractive girls dominate that side, the few when manage fine small dey form like say their shit no dey stink, plus many peeps knew me there and south westerners are so sanctimonious about sex publicly at least even when they are one of the most fuckophylic tribes in Nigeria so i was always on my best behaviour
but switch over to uyo i call akwaibomites "sexually liberated" and mehn! dem chicks over here finer than fine, sexier than sexy and bruv, forming no too dey, chyke chicks on a regular, hang out a couple of times, slide under the duvette and the rest is history! mehn the girls here always got me soldiers blood flowing like a tap with broken control! and apart from having pretty faces, fine skins, they are fant-ASS-tic
honestly, i know many a married guy now who worked their transfer to uyo because of side chicks
P.S i be young guy oh! i never get wife and kids, not yet sha

lefulefu:
financial security is the only thing that motivates a lady to accept to be a sidechic. Have u seen a dead broke man with no money to spend having a side chic?

then you are living in the boring side of life, some of mine do it for good sex, company, the thrills of living wild, memory momentos and keepsakes the list is as long as the variety of women

pls help with info about any nursing school in Nigeria for a friend, not picky about the location, will also like to know about the academic and financial requirements for gaining admission, what sorta degrees are being offered and employment prospects after graduation.
thanks in advance

pls help with info about any nursing school in Nigeria for a friend, not picky about the location, will also like to know about the academic and financial requirements for gaining admission, what sorta degrees are being offered and employment prospects after graduation.
thanks in advance