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Most guys here will be like : ' I can't. Never!'
Who then are the people that carry ladies' bags? Huh? Ghosts?

....Will comment later

cheryl1: Alright

Eh ya....
I feel your pain. I know you're real

tellwisdom: Thief. ..barawo banza. ...you for enter the guy pocket comot him money na...Anuofia

I still wonder if you're a human being. Are you? From what planet are you?? Go back and read my thread well before you comment!!!

I've had lots of those. But its usually deep attraction.... or lust. Love at first sight has never worked for me. I mean, we click and stay that way??. Never happened! When we get to know ourselves, I realise it cannot be!

tellwisdom: Op you are a very foolish gurl..number 10 is a sign that u are a thief ...bye

I didn't want to comment but you made me..... Where did you not understand in this thread? Apart from where you showed your stupidity of course!
You know I've met stupid in my time, but you top the list..
That or you have trouble seeing well

CaniiiceDim post=/post/26829687:
Unbelievable !!! Breezyrita dear,,, Thanks for bringing my facebook post to Nairaland frontpage. It's a huge achievement. Lol... But next time, reference me as the original writer dear. E NO EASY TO THINK UP ARTICLES LIKE THIS. Check am na,,, *smiles* See as you remove "Written by Canice Dim" for the post. Chai,,, plagiarism fah... Well, this is where she got it; www.facebook.com/canicedim

I didn't say I wrote it...... Will remember to ref next time. It made front page? Where have I been.??
Anyways, Welcome to NL!!

They're all so true!!
I personally detest the "Baby Mama Drama".

I'm the "Advocate".

SmellMyFart: SMH @some girls. You ladies made it a norm for the males to always be the ones to prophes love/woo a lady. So why the fùck would she deviate from what has been supposed to be the routine of dating in Nigeria. This ain't no America .

@the emboldened, Wouldn't mind meeting you on a very good day. Then you'd get to know my age.

Ok so you're grown or matured....
But we're in the 21st century. Anyway, I think its a matter if choice.
I'm of the opinion that if you want something or someone in this case and its available, there's no reason not to go for it!
Just so you know, I didn't make any norm. Society did. And I don't owe anyone anything. So I decide what and how I deal with life........
All this grammar sef.!! Look, I'm a shy person and I wouldn't woo a guy. But I'm proud of ladies that can!!

Would be funny if you'd spaced your write up a bit. ........
No.6 is funny

SmellMyFart: You were too fast. You should have just let him do that. And If I may ask. Has this guy ever told you he loves you?

Does he have to say it first? What do you mean too fast? Huh? Please grow up. No offence
The babe was expressing the way she feels. He doesn't have to agree to please her. I'm glad he said what he did instead of giving her those fake "I love yous" that's everywhere!!!

Tallesty1: Same Here


I played her song inside my small poultry farm and the egg layers didn't lay egg for months.

It will never happen again.

Can't stop laughing!!!

naijaboiy: yes?

Did I say anything?

naijaboiy: This is better compared to your previous thread where you didn't make sense at all

But No.6 tho

Hmmm

No way!! I'll never fight o. As I no get strength so? I'll just jejely go my way. If the other is spoiling for a fight, I'd rather be called a coward o. There are better things to fight for o.

Lacomus: The minute he start spending on you.

Seriously? You spend on her to borrow from her??

1. Thou shall not date any guy out of sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never worth the pain. Ladies beware!

2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries on yourself

3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your daily needs. It has brought more pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies, please!

4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such men usually don’t have regard for ladies. Ladies, you can ask around if you are in doubt!

5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship. You are supposed to be his sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s looking for whom to punch, refer him to Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?

6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that desperately, he should put a ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if they see your worth it. True!

7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop cutting flowers or drawing circles with your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget to pay attention to the pick up lines. Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.

8. If you are not sure of your man especially if the relationship is still new, never take your girlfriend to his house or give her his number or BB pin. Odikwa very risky!

9. As soon as you can, let your man show his face to your people. Your sister or brother or mother. This is very key.

10. Material possessions are good but never let them be the number one factor in choosing a man.

11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always sit like a woman. Some men act like babies when a woman is not properly seated. You know what I mean!

12. Never think you can trap a man with good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an aberration.

13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm but don’t scare them away.

14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let them deceive you. Don’t believe anything in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into a relationship.

15. If your purpose for financing a man is to keep him, that could be a big mistake. Finance for the right reasons.

16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to “men are the same jare!” It’s a lie! How many men have you met out of about six billion people on earth? You see am nau, abi?

17. Adventures can be sweet. However, never embark on a long trip to meet a man without informing someone. Never!

18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let anybody know about us yet.” If the relationship is up to three months and counting,somebody should know about it jor! Better things, they no dey hide am.

19. They say good girls love bad boys. And as a good girl, you are looking for a bad boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad girls love bad boys and good girls love good boys. Nobody should use your head to catch a bullet.

20. Enjoy being single. It does not last forever.

cheryl1: Hian.i said i cant ask a guy out na.
Why are u ppl putting it on ur head..thats how i'm being brought up

Seriously But you can do it in a forum like this right?? I'm not beefing. Just asking. Admit it ok? You got busted!! Try to think of the things you post............. They may be contradictory!

So what happened later?

The guy is PAINED; D

I pray it never happens when I'm married. The thing is, most times in marriage, it begins with a slap. Then progresses to something bigger.

A guy I'm dating? Slaps me?? That's end of discussion o!! I can't stand it.........

Hi. I'm Rita. Resides in Uyo. Church: LFC. Hope to meet great people here

MissYuzedo: I knows am sexy and u wish am your human

You knows abi Well let me tell you something else you should knows:: GET A LIFE.!!
And while at it, try to make your grammar sexier.
Human ko, mutant abi alien ni!

ceeolaniran: Who's born on 12th of June? I think I am the only person.

That's my best friend's date!!
I'm 21 of June sha.
Been searching. Looks like its just me