₦airaland Forum

Okoyeeebos:
Nigerians are useless fools
Your parents are Nigerians
Therefore, it logically flows that your parents are useless fools.

It's not me, it's logic.

You miss the conclusion dude! Abi im no pay im education fees complete?!

Add the bit that says something about the pickin of fool parents! We shall consider im under scholarship. or fees waived, abeg biko.

Bidobado1:
Pls how the Fvck is Dino Melaye a prophet??

When you stuff your face with cocaine, Dino will become god sef. But please, I love you. No try am. Just de believe instead!

LongJohn042:
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What's you new job? How do I know you are not just 419ing us here?

You never even de here tey sef!

gaskiyamagana:
He is a spoiler. He spoilt the game for Jonathan. That is why he was isolated from Atiku team, yet he is spoiling from outside. He is a political liability, not only to PDP but also to our democracy.

And our country sef. We should just deport him. Anywhere will do!

zabuur:
Femi that can't even be elected/ selected as the head of fani kayodes family.

I don't think PDP has realised that this guy lacks electoral value

Electoral value? No brain sef. Like minus brain. Dem comot am fill am with cocaine! Now that powder de cover im eye!

NOC1:
Who is anointed in the context?

What do this guys call us, what do they think we are?

You no laugh? Dino and Adeyanju are now the anointed prophets! Touch them and you will just die ni!

Thankfully, Nigerian Policeman de shagbo, even de gods de shake when dem come arrest una talk less climb tree hide in the house Malaye and co!

For Fuk Face has not heard the newer testament that reads thus, "The fear of my bubu is the end of their nonsense!" Somebody send me cocaine email make I send am copy! The useless ijiot!

Abbeybailey:
My brother, not all Nigerians are like that. This House Negro is an aberration. You can see so many of our cousins here are aligned with you and i. I think it's a Minority in Nigeria that think like that.

Thanks for educating him Abbeybailey.

Even if some of us think like he said that's no reason for schwarzkopf to come on here and make stupid inflammatory statements like that! Even I feel like getting you banned Schwarzkopf, and I won't be surprised when the cursing parade descends on your ass!

You fam and all but I never walked in your shoes or felt your pain, and even you can't claim what our politicians are putting us through is a tenth of the chains you are yours were made to wear. No one put us in chains or raped our mamas so you shouldn't expect us to hate white man like you do!

HellVictorinho:
I am going to try to make this as short and as simple as possible.

Yeah? Right. Smh*

HellVictorinho:
Gays/Lesbians/Trannies and other people like that(un-straight) have matters that have been largely debated as regards their effects on societies.

And what effect do "Gays/Lesbians/Trannies and other people like that(un-straight)" have on societies, pray tell.?

raumdeuter:
Then why are people arrested and taken to pschiatry for attempting suicide

Afterall its their life and whats your business

Because we care! If we didn't, we'd just let them die! Instead we take them to psychiatry to heal them, and we'd go further by finding them a place to live and get them a job too so they want to live. And we do so because we are socialists, and with the money we cream off you too!

raumdeuter:
Telling the 40yr old what he can do is that not fascism? What is govt business with what he does with his privates?

No, it's not fascism to protect our 12 year olds from 40 year old men who want to do what they want regarding our 12 year olds. After all, our 12 year olds are not his throat which he can cut or shove poo down if he wants!

He should wait till she reaches the age that we, society, have decided she is old enough to consent, and if he can't wait he can try to turn the law on its head. Until then, we reserve the right to throw his ass in jail if he breaks our laws, be we fascists or whatever else he wants to call us!

raumdeuter:
If you know this all along then what are you arguing about

Arguing? Now! Now! Are you perhaps used to Dem-Rep arguings? Me. I'm just being liberal about sewing up my vj and sewing on a dik if I want to.

raumdeuter:
America is a country of laws and you cannot turn law on its head just because you want to do as you wish

In Saudi arabia a teenager can probably marry a 40yr old as his 5th wife, why not lets bring some of that to America so we don't practice fascism

No law says I cannot eat poo, or cut my throat, or cut off my dik and sew on a v and change my mind about it three times a day, raumdeuter, please.

As to turning laws on there head, yes we can, and do, constantly. Or don't you know that there was a time a 40 year old could marry a teenager as his 5th wife until we turned the law on its head so he can't no more?

raumdeuter:
The Republican are for taxes for esential social services like roads and and sanitation, what they are against is taking from the rich to feed the poor just because?

I don't think the Republicans are against feeding the poor, stop making them sound like they don't care! I think the Republicans are more against feeding the outright lazy, which I agree with.

Correct me if I'm wrong though.

raumdeuter:
Thats not the way the world works, there has to be order in the world.

The issue is, who's order. They say the same in Saudi Arabia and cover their women from head to toe and not let them drive for decades. You want order? Why don't we just import some Allah Akbars to America then you'd have all the order you want! We can stop calling it the land of the free and brave while we're at it too.

My point is, it is that liberalism that makes America great, and not, you know who.

raumdeuter:
If a man claims a 12yr old willingly slept with him should it be allowed also to avoid fascism
Can a man also decide to kill himself since he is the owner of his body, or have sex with a goat since no one is affected, or eat feces
The space designated for old people too, a 25yr old can go sit there to avoid living in a fascist society

Excuse me! We have laws against sleeping with 12 year olds and goats and we don't call enforcing them facism! And do note, the goat is affected and we should care about goats, and old people too!

But if I eat poo with my mouth or cut my own throat, please how is that any of your business? I'm I eating the poo with your mouth or cutting someone else's throat or even stealing your poo and eating it? Come and arrest me then for shoving poo in my mouth or cutting my throat when I'm dead!

Some people! They just don't know where the line of mind your own business starts!

raumdeuter:
I dont have to be one of the 1% to respect their hustle and not want to punish them for their success.

Most of these guys were broke teens who through their innovation and ideas made a fortune for themselves, so why should I want the govt to punish and take away from them to give me? Why not want to make mine.

Mr, when we take your tax to provide roads, running water, electric, clean the streets and even healthcare so you don't just die off and stink up the neighbourhood, we are practising socialism with your money! The only quibble is what else we do with it, and I understand you not wanting your money to feed me while I sit at the home you pay for watching the telly you pay for while drinking a six-can you paid for. But don't delude yourself that you'd rather live in a zero socialist society! You'd be in Nigeria where generators keep you awake all night while you sit hungry and in the dark, your gutters will be full of mosquitos that will just kill you ni, and you'd just stink us all out!

The only quibble is how much we take off you to fund our socialism and what we include in it. And even I expect you to kick me in the balls I sew on my new dik in place of the vj I cut off up with your money!

raumdeuter:
Thats not the way the world works, there has to be order in the world. I cannot drive and face oneway because that is what I feel like doing.

I cannot pull my pants and shit on the road because thats how I feel like. You cannot sleep with 12yr old because you and the girl feel like

If you call having guiding rules fascism then we can all just do as we like and move into anarchy

I agree. If you drive the wrong way down a one way road you might kill someone, if you pull your pants down and shit on the road the road you would stink up the road and if you sleep with my 12 year old girl I will shoot you. But if you sew on a dik in place of your vj, what exactly would happen? Is it not your body!? Do I get to pull up you skirt, take off you knickers and check?!

You and your order. Go catch a thief or rapist or a shit on the road or something and stop looking up my skirt, or trousers, depending on how I feel at the time!

Liberalism is a political and moral philosophy based on liberty and equality. Liberals espouse a wide array of views depending on their understanding of these principles, but they generally support civil rights, democracy, secularism, gender equality, racial equality, internationalism, freedom of speech, freedom of the press and freedom of religion.

You Americans tend to think it means Socialism, I find. It doesn't!

BraniacX:
asides from Venezuela and Cuba, the Russian-eastern European block which once constituted the soviet block are slowly recovering from the catastrophic collapse of the 90's and i am not emphasizing on socialism, i am emphasizing on models that are the most successful e.g mixed capitalism-socialism models

And on Venezuela and Cuba we can never honestly tell how successful they could have been without constant and persistent US sabotage and subversion now can we? Speaking of which, what say you about previously socialist and prosperous Libya post US intervention?

By the way, Obama's bailout of the too big to fail banks, that was socialism too. He should have just let them fail instead of pumping tax payers money down their throats, except the whole world was socialist then!

raumdeuter:
Liberal: My ideology A is right
Conservative: My ideology B is right

Liberal: I insist my ideology A is right
Conservative: I insist my ideology B is right

Liberal 1: If you don't agree with me I will post your parents picture
Liberal 2: Since you don't agree with me you are a poor $40k a yr making asslicker

BraniacX is this how liberalism works?

This is a very important question needing an answer

Sorry to butt in again, but no, that's not how liberalism works! The conservative too does what you described above and even concern themselves with what I do with my vj or dik!

Liberalism basically says, let me sew on a vj or cut off my dik if I want to. When I start telling you what to do with your's the word that best describes me is facist, I think, or dictator!

raumdeuter:
Liberalism is a movement towards chaos. Where one can be male at 9am and decide he is female at 11am back to male at 3pm
I am sure you will be glad to have your daughter share a bathroom with one of such

That surely benefits people. WHat benefits people is to encourage them to push themselves to the limit, make innovations and keep the money you make from it. How many communist scientists fled to the US vs those who fled the other way

I play chess, Do you know how many grandmasters from the communist countries have fled and become Americans?

I see you try to mention Socialism a lot, How are the Venezuela, Cuban, Eastern European Russian economies faring under these ideologies

Excuse me, but what evidence have you got that gender confused people rape daughters in bathrooms!? If I be male at 9am and decide to be female at 11am back to male at 3pm why do you think I'd be after your daughter? Does the fact that I'm confused about my gender all of a sudden make me a rapist too? Or don't you know that I can be a rapist without being gender confused?

Liberalism says if I'm confused enough to sew on a dik at 9am and cut it off and replace it with a vj at 11am then change my mind at 3pm and sew a dik back on, it's my dik, or vj, and nothing to do with you or your daughter. If I'm a rapist, that's a different matter that has nothing to do with my vj-dik confusion.

If you wanna play chess, hola budat on gameknot. At least there, you can't make up moves like you make me a rapist though I know you never meant me par se. We only flee to America because America pays more and not because we are rapists!

erico2k2:
U dont believe he shot tha man but you supoort the arrest of a person you believe did not commit the offence am I getting you right?

What do you mean by "don't believe he shot the man". Was I there? Have they arrested him because of what I believe?

I don't do believe period, as in what ever rubbish I decide to cook up in my head is irrelevant! If he shot police or not, the court would decide after seeing whatever evidence the police provide. Then we will all know. Meanwhile, due process is that he be arrested, charged and tried.

If we find out police were lying, please open a thread, hola me, and we can shoot the lying police together. And Malaye should sue them a lot of money for falsely arresting him. Until then, I'm willing to wait for due process to run it's course. Running from police is not part of it!

erico2k2:
exactly this is why you should be very worried!

Worried that a whole senator is accused of shooting police and decides to run?

Na, I'm not worried. The police have arrested his ass, lol! I'd be worried if police felt he was so far above the law that they couldn't arrest him!

erico2k2:
so u believe say true true E shot police

No, I don't! But to run from police makes him seem guilty already.

nairaman66:
Everyone is laughing right now at Dino!! But the truth is that we are under an authoritalian system of government!!

Mr president who called himself a saint is using every tool available to him to intimidate and frustrate the opposition and everyone thinks it’s okay!

He has turned Nigeria to a private property enriching his family and friends, he has breached almost every laws of the land and everyone thinks it’s okay! This is a far cry of what Nigerians deserve..

You were obviously not a witness to Head of State Buhari! This President Buhari is way too soft! Head of State Buhari would have thrown Malaye in jail for like 200 years already and we'd all be dancing to War Against Indiscipline!

Abbeybailey:
Like I said before, the open border noise is from the racists losing their sanity over nothing. No Democrat of note roots for Open border. One thing you have to know about the Republicons is that they always look for a wedge issue because they are losing. It's easy for Trump to hire illegal aliens to work on his projects including Mara Lago. What the Republicons should pay attention to is tens of thousands of people coming to America daily on tourist visas and overstating their visas. That's the main problem there but the noise about open borders is their way of diverting attention away from their worthless leader who is losing his sanity everyday because the New Sheriff ain't gonna give him any pass to just do whatever he was doing before. Check and Balances at last in our government and that's what they are scared of.

I swear to god, they are like pdp!

erico2k2:
How I take say nah court, which yeye court? abi nah God touch the man mind to confess,or U nor follow wetin I dey talk,it is well with una 4 9ja

The same god can do the same for Malaye biko! Abi na Malaye god suppose to touch sef make im confess wetin im do! Either way, all dis one na cry after the head don comot. Police don catch am de rest na tori.

Topmaike007:
and another credible APC candidate will emerge president again 2023

Insh Allah!

erico2k2:
U nor get my story, all remains was for the inmate to say yes my friend sells the stollen goods to him case close.This was teh framed up messgae,nah God save my friend.The Dino case nah to shut him up and I believe this has nothing to do with PMB but the cacus in the House,if yu know U know!

Abeg, comot there. Na you nak tori say na court save your friend, now you wan change am say na one yeye god!

If na god, make Malaye to go call im god come save am instead of running from police!

millionboi2:
votes don't count in Nigeria........no pvc

See this stupidness! You don't even have pvc for me to buy from you and burn! Don't you know "votes don't count in Nigeria" is the biggest scam ever? Why do you think they bother with "vote for me poster" if your vote don't count? Abi no be money dem dey throway to print am? Na so you think politician wey wan thief money go waste what im don already thief to buy poster dey beg you?

Please, I beg you Next time, get pvc. I for buy am from you now burn am, you for get money dey shaka with isiewu and odeku courtesy of buda, at least!

Sounds pretty much like what Moses did!