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Then you should be old enough to move out and quit whimpering like a little boy, right big boy? Simple parentomatics - live under my roof, do as I say. |
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whitelexi:Ain't that the truth. |
Sisi Jinx:lol shei you know I have to be on the lookout since my heart is still very fragile and weak. After that ekiti girl colored me comatose by cheating on me with over 20 guys (and counting), it took five satchets of epinephrine injection and fifty packets of purple-colored drips to resuscitate me back to life. |
I agree. Don't sit around pining. |
Guy, don't expect to hit the jackpot on your first try. If at first you don't succeed . . . edogram:laughing my fat ass off |
y me:Yeah of course you agree now, only to turn around later and cheat on me with tumfulu chuck ba$$ and adam brody. na you biko |
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Igwe oshi wo. are you shitting on me? |
OMO IBO:It should simply be moved to the off-topics section. |
Ain't nothing wrong with dating someone on NL. So long as you play your cards right and you have good sense. There are multiple ways to separate the good-mannered ones from the crazy loud mouths and deranged posers. It's a thinking man's game ![]() |
Abeg leave the thing alone one time. Two can play that stupid game. Give her a taste of her own medicine. Stop calling her. Never call her. Ignore her. Move on like Sistawoman has said. Do not even try to contact her at all. I promise you that she will come back. I know. |
The first few days, even weeks, and maye months would be hard as heck if you care about her deeply. Avoid any form of contact with the girl. If she calls you do not pick up. Do not call her. Do not remain friends with her. Give yourself time to move on and get over her. |
Yeah, sure it does. Know that you control your own destiny. |
![]() soap opera no dey finish ![]() |
so ifyalways and biina are included. i thought as much. those two are something else ![]() |
OMO IBO:lol ![]() |
I don't think she ran. I think you are on at the wrong time. Everyone was present much earlier, but you showed up far later. If you are truly the culprit, the girl has dragged you in the mud and defecated on your face. I think she cares a lot about you so she kind of held back on the name-dropping. But now that afefe has fe and we have seen the buttocks of the chicken, you are required to come out and defend yourself. ![]() |
Bravo. I am photocopying this for the dailytimes ![]() whitelexi: |
I think they are worried about the psychological damage the husband will suffer. He might not be able to make love to his wife for another 24 months if he witnesses that. |
Every single play in the fourth quarter was a Lebron iso at the top of the key. They should have trapped him like Denver did to Kobe in game 5 of that series. |
LOL. great 4th quarter by james. on to game 6 for the close |
[quote author=big_bumper link=topic=277598.msg3943466#msg3943466 date=1243564706]Kai Romeo, you must not be like this in real life oh, ashewo [/quote]That's for me to know and for you to find out.Right foundation for a budding romance ~ This is the lucky girl whom you have chosen to move with along with, in your next stage in life, so you have to be sensitive to each other and your needs without being told, be respectful to each other, appreciate one another, seek and value each other's opinion, romance each other, surprise each other, be considerate and kind and affectionate towards one another, have a forgiving spirit, be ready to lend a ear, support one another, learn to trust one another, . . .Solid advise. |
Lol @ varejao turning into howard's bitch. |
You already know baby. I will do whatever it takes to make sure I have you in my life. |
LOL idiot upon idiot. Man must think with his head. Exercise self control. You don't go about raping women because you popped a boner. Okoro! |
MLOL PLOL ALOL LHOLHOLHO 1 point game at the half. 22 point lead evaporates. It's like MaGiC |
That's cos they think they just won the lottery. Being with a white girl for some of them is like rolling in a Bentley. |
[quote author=Chuck Ba$$ link=topic=277598.msg3943343#msg3943343 date=1243560521]You should stop worrying about the so called good start in a relationship! Whenever I meet a chick, the things that run through my mind include the following: Whether she has had an abortion before or 2 How many men has she broken up with The level of greed she harbours deep in her How dubious and jealous she really is When she would wipe that smirk from her face and reveal her true ice queen lifestyle How many men have slept with her How many dependants she has that she is ready to dump on me How her eyes wanders whenever I remove my wallet How many phone calls she recieves per hour How many people she has cheated with Her nagging barometre scale How obsessive and a control freak she is How dense she really is intellectually hiding under the jeans, false hair, bland make up and shades How often she bleaches and pancakes her face The lies that are oozing from her mouth there and then, all in the name of forming How dirty she really is and whether the pant she is wearing has been washed in the last 3 days Whether she is just coming from a hotel and has just being brutally gang banged Whether her clothes or accessories belong to her friend or family member How terrible a cook she really is and believes so much in fast food and of course the man paying Whether she can even clean her room properly Whether she is a nagging queen and the neighbourhood champion gossip and trouble maker Whether any of her exes has beaten her before Whether she has been raped How soon I am going to start beating and slapping her in the relationship What sort of venereal disease she is harbouring as you speak! When you consider all these, you now realise that the problem isn't getting off to a good start with her but the inherent problems you will encounter when the so called honey moon period is over! So bottomline, its not worth it freting over these feline creatures! Always remind yourself about any 3 or more of the above posers and you will realise that you won't have problems with the foundation! They are all the same![/quote]That many things run through your mind? You must have been jilted pretty badly by some bad ass girl in your past. |
Haba take it easy o |
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