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What we need to know is that > this world is maya{just an illusion}, its temporal, all its beauties and ugliness ll fade away[/] >[b]there is God and our brain cant comprehend Him >dont kill yourself trying to find God outside of you,He is right inside you >all the division or variation in cultures, religions,creeds in life is orchestrated by God >after death,no form of earthly awareness again >there is no separation in forms, names, religions etc cos all these are illusions, we got these and we blindly follow and kill ourselves cos of dis [i]my advice is that stop thinking about who God is, where is God, what ll happen after death etc all those ones are not important here, live your life as if u are rendering it as a temple to ur maker and live it as if you are nt expecting any reward for ur good deeds and godly deeds, live it as if tomorrow u ll die, live it just to please your creator, Allah, Jehovah, Olodumare, Chineke,Divine intelligenc etcwhatever name you call |
See! irrespective of ur chosen course, ensure u are passionate about it. With passion comes prowess/talent & with talent comes grace & with Gods grace comes uniqueness and this makes wealth and honour to dine with you. Even if u r passionate about, lets say; botany-you ll surely become outstanding in it and this ll really stand u out. its nt about the course you study that matters, its about ur passion. I knw one man that studied agric science but he had passion for politics, he pursued his passion & became very wealthy. Most graduates think the courses we studied determine our richness, No! its about passion and Gods grace. Thats y u ll see some engineering graduates working in banks, schools etc cos most of them are gifted in calculations only, only few of them r passionate about it and are blessed with spatial and numerical intelligence. If you like study MEDICINE and surgery, if u r nt passionate about it, u wont reach anywhere. U can study any course in Nigeria and excel as long u av passion for it |
Sex is just an exchange of energy. A connection between two souls, with one having the key in between the 2 legs and the other having the keyhole. When the key enters the keyhole, a door is open for creation, where the new soul enter his first temporary home [the womb]. When you have sex with anyone, a mental, spiritual, psycological, and physical exchange and depletion of energy has taken place. You cant be wiser and smarter than nature, adequate sexual pleasure is given to us by nature, but due to human inordinate desires, he seeks knowledge on how to outsmart nature nt knowing that its an imposible task cos nature has put some limit to some things in life, if you say u r stubborn, nature knows how to take away ur perverted soul. To live longer, do nt live for pleasure, seek divine peace, seek balance with nature by regular exercise or yoga & eat nourishing meal, dont be religious as most religious people are doing business with God, but b spiritual and be humble no matter ur position in life. |
Simplyleo:Mr fault finder! its "assess" not "asses" asses is the plural for "ass" [imagine simple 'singular and plural' for pupils in primary 1] ass means bum, bottom, fool, e.t.c. Imagine a so called literate making such a blunder while pointing out one in another person's comment . This is to show you that no one is flawless. Accept this and you shall be free from fault-finding spirit ![]() |
victorazy:Yes! so many. But the guys usage of the emboldened word [PROSPECTIVE] is correct in the context. He commented about the need to evaluate the literacy levels of future or potential members of this forum. Didn't you read the question in his comment? was he referring to a member or who are yet to register? Always fight the urge to find flaws in a fault finders comment that is because a fault finder will examine his comment carefully before sharing it ![]() |
Shuzzi:i am just smilling here. Mr man, u were looking for flaws in the guys comment, yet u convinced him more about the validity of his statement. Why cant u just humbly accept the correction and fight the urge to clarify your comment? We all knew it was a typographical error. However, Its not ACCESS , its ASSESS. if u know the meanings of Accessible and Continuous Assessment Test [CAT], then you have known the differences between Access and Assess. |
I wanted to be hygienic with my brush, after usage i always put it inside a bottle of water, but anytime i put it close to my nose, offensive odour always ooze out. Who can explain why this was so? Brush and teeth technician here? |
NOC1:did u think those engineer involved wouldnt have considered that before the construction began? |
Handiwork of a phd holder in skeletal surgery with a masters degree in human organ harvesting and a bachelor degree in Charm and ritualistic science. its like some peoples heart is the devil radio, it tune it to any channel he wants |
Righteousness2:pastor righteousness i get some questions for you. Why is preaching about heaven seem to be like political campaign? why dying without christ more important than dying without God? why would someone who really live in this world morally eventually wail at the end if he does nt believe in Jesus? why do we have some people who believe in christ still commit sin despite the bible says salvation in christ? they say, u need to work your salvation yourself, then the one given to us by christ is it partial? so many why? |
WiszyFraud:what of those who get their news from nairaland? We are illiterate abi ![]() |
Sunnydays:no |
emmyN:who is now the gamma and omega i knw what i ll do, na to buy confirm otapiapia put 4 his food, no be my dog, na my neighbours dog. |
Why are u devoid of sympathy? stop making fun of everything. i expect someone who has knowledge about a dog to answer not you who keeps cat as a pet |
Our dog bite my arm this evening, about 3 different part of my arm. Any time i walk pass it , it always growl, who can tell me what to do or whats happening to the dog. |
Purity of mind, peace of mind, truthfulness, not holding grudges or having bitterness, i 4give easily and forget but i learn from it |
Either skinny or fat or mango belly, u see that flesh under ur skirt and trouser is connected to ur brain and it can make or break you. Life should nt always be about pleasure but about peace, when u r seeking whom to marry and all u focus is big yansh, big dck or big breast, hairy chest etc you may nt find the right person, perfect PEACE doest reside where PLEASURE is, see that butt u think its sexy today to people, tomorrow it will be messy, as mouth is a gateway to the body, that hole/rod is the gateway to the soul. Whatever nature gives u, either idi pelebe, idi araba, idi oronbo, jonran, roboto, kurubente, feregede, just see them as a temporary tool of pleasure cos even there is no fucking/urination in afterlife, our body is an ever changing fleshy garment, in life, if u want to be in line with the will of God, choose ur spouse base on LOVE not on LUST. however, no one can finish the fountain of pleasure deposited in human, the quench for sexual hunger is always insatiable, but PEACE is satiable. |
lilvicky68:we just applied that in hookes law of dck elasticity. There is a theorem that state that the length of a phallus is directly proportional to the length of the head and inversely proportional to the width of the waist. |
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lilvicky68:not all small dck are actually small, some people get HYDRAULIC dck which elongates and expand with a linear expansivity of 3 when aroused. they are called the growers, others with long dck are called the showers, there is little difference in their length when flaccid and when aroused. God knows the circular hole that fit ur tool no pleasure is greater than the other, it all depend on how u can hanle it |
Osiki18:i use to re-read that james allen book, its a book for those with belief in the power of thought |
Angrygoat:the type of perception u had about urself that made u give urself "angrygoat" as a monicker, is the same way u look at the world |
It simply means " God can do all things' its just like saying " what i cannot eat doesnt exit, which means i can eat anything and everything. Na arrogance and too knw dey worry this guy |
Some guys skull contain sperm instead of grey and white matter. Dump him |
The medical term for your predicament is totosuckus enuretic syndrome. It was brought to nigeria in 1942 by one albino white woman, jerry pama [1930-1990]. Its a condition caused by the inflamation of the upper and lower lips by a bacteria known as totoritosis [ paul chalse 2005]. In 2010 ferdinaland robert got a medical cure for the condition after founding that most carrier of this disease love oral sx, through which the bacteria get into the mouth and start their own work on the persons mouth until the lips become enlarged like ponmo. Most people believe that 'ete booli or elete ponponriponpon or ete jonpa' a name given to the condition by the yoruba people of nigeria. ....if u believe this, u dey OYO o. to be candid, accept the way ur lips are, they are meant for a purpose any body u bless with that lips shall be blessed even people would be scared of offending you cos u must nt open those lips to curse. see God created u well, unless u got that lip from an unworthy place |
MrMacinterchi1:yes! Thats true. |
respectfully:" i heard a voice like pussy cat crying" got me laughing ![]() |
osascybog:she is really a boy |
Khd95: u r wicked [just joking], y would you be comparing the boils with groundnut u don chop groundnut taya ![]() |
FalseProphet1:you and "this i have seen" should be change to "this i have thought" cos in reality u no see anything ![]() |

asses is the plural for "ass" [imagine simple 'singular and plural' for pupils in primary 1] ass means bum, bottom, fool, e.t.c. Imagine a so called literate making such a blunder while pointing out one in another person's comment 
