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Romance › Re: Ten Things Every Nigerian Lady Must Avoid If You Want Him To Marry You This Year by CALCULUS16: 10:05pm On Jul 03, 2021*

Goldbw122:
Just go with the flow simple, no need for rules, is love
so just flow like a rivers.

if u just flow like a river, be ready to flow into a canal from there to turbulent ocean , then u ll knw that some rules guiding relationship needs to be followed. By the way, 99percent of love is lust,

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Health › Re: Sleeping With An HIV Positive Person by CALCULUS16: 10:52am On Jul 03, 2021

prince3009:
Yes!

She was a corper with a sweet banging physique and we were shagging raw. I noticed she usually takes some pills every night by 11pm. She sets her phone alarm for it.

She eventually opened up that the pills were ARVs. But she is undetectable.

It didn't stop me from shagging. Only ignorant people who don't know how HIV and ARVs work would have run away.

That was like 4 years ago...I ran a test 6 months after she finished her NYSC and relocated and till now, I am still negative.

glorying in lasciviousness.

Christianity Etc › Re: Church Worker Steals Money From Offering Basket; Stuffs Money In Her Bra (Video) by CALCULUS16: 9:09am On Jul 03, 2021*

Handsum64:
The dumbs only take christianity as a way of worship.

It's all for show off, networking and socialising.

That is why pastors have no regards for other people's wives and daughters before devouring them at any slightest privacy.

That is why your tithes and offerings are mostly spent on strippers in London or New York or even Lagos or Abuja.

That is why widows and orphans never get to benefit from the collections from members as directed by master Jesus.

That is why the priests prey on the boys in their care to meet their s*xual orgies.
Jesus is coming soon for the gullibles

Celebrities › Re: Davido Told Obama DMW To Stop Smoking Cigarettes (Video) by CALCULUS16: 6:12pm On Jul 02, 2021

FarahAideed:
Cigarettes had nothing to do with his death abeg ...I know men that have been smoking before I was born and they are still alive

not all men are the same. Even ordinary tooth pick can kill a giant, while a log of wood will do nothing to a dwarf man. We are not all the same bro

Christianity Etc › Re: My Confusion About God And The Scriptures. by CALCULUS16: 5:29pm On Jul 01, 2021*

What we need to know is that > this world is maya{just an illusion}, its temporal, all its beauties and ugliness ll fade away[/] >[b]there is God and our brain cant comprehend Him >dont kill yourself trying to find God outside of you,He is right inside you >all the division or variation in cultures, religions,creeds in life is orchestrated by God >after death,no form of earthly awareness again >there is no separation in forms, names, religions etc cos all these are illusions, we got these and we blindly follow and kill ourselves cos of dis [i]my advice is that stop thinking about who God is, where is God, what ll happen after death etc all those ones are not important here, live your life as if u are rendering it as a temple to ur maker and live it as if you are nt expecting any reward for ur good deeds and godly deeds, live it as if tomorrow u ll die, live it just to please your creator, Allah, Jehovah, Olodumare, Chineke,Divine intelligenc etcwhatever name you call

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Education › Re: Courses That Should Be Avoided By Nigerians From Poor Families. by CALCULUS16: 11:38am On Jun 30, 2021

See! irrespective of ur chosen course, ensure u are passionate about it. With passion comes prowess/talent & with talent comes grace & with Gods grace comes uniqueness and this makes wealth and honour to dine with you. Even if u r passionate about, lets say; botany-you ll surely become outstanding in it and this ll really stand u out. its nt about the course you study that matters, its about ur passion. I knw one man that studied agric science but he had passion for politics, he pursued his passion & became very wealthy. Most graduates think the courses we studied determine our richness, No! its about passion and Gods grace. Thats y u ll see some engineering graduates working in banks, schools etc cos most of them are gifted in calculations only, only few of them r passionate about it and are blessed with spatial and numerical intelligence. If you like study MEDICINE and surgery, if u r nt passionate about it, u wont reach anywhere. U can study any course in Nigeria and excel as long u av passion for it

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Romance › Re: Ebonyi Man Dies While Having Sex, The Girlfriend Rushed To Hospital (Photo) by CALCULUS16: 3:39pm On Jun 29, 2021

Sex is just an exchange of energy. A connection between two souls, with one having the key in between the 2 legs and the other having the keyhole. When the key enters the keyhole, a door is open for creation, where the new soul enter his first temporary home [the womb]. When you have sex with anyone, a mental, spiritual, psycological, and physical exchange and depletion of energy has taken place. You cant be wiser and smarter than nature, adequate sexual pleasure is given to us by nature, but due to human inordinate desires, he seeks knowledge on how to outsmart nature nt knowing that its an imposible task cos nature has put some limit to some things in life, if you say u r stubborn, nature knows how to take away ur perverted soul. To live longer, do nt live for pleasure, seek divine peace, seek balance with nature by regular exercise or yoga & eat nourishing meal, dont be religious as most religious people are doing business with God, but b spiritual and be humble no matter ur position in life.

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Crime › Re: Three Tricyclists Arrested For Stealing 300 Bags Of Cement In Ogun (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 3:46pm On Jun 28, 2021*

Simplyleo:
Seun, don't you think there is need to asses the literacy levels of prospective members before they are allowed to register?
Just imagine the emboldened.

Mr fault finder! its "assess" not "asses" cheesy

asses is the plural for "ass" [imagine simple 'singular and plural' for pupils in primary 1] ass means bum, bottom, fool, e.t.c. Imagine a so called literate making such a blunder while pointing out one in another person's comment cheesy

. This is to show you that no one is flawless. Accept this and you shall be free from fault-finding spirit cheesy

Crime › Re: Three Tricyclists Arrested For Stealing 300 Bags Of Cement In Ogun (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 3:31pm On Jun 28, 2021

victorazy:
Guy u no well o!
See as u pour me for ground

Crime › Re: Three Tricyclists Arrested For Stealing 300 Bags Of Cement In Ogun (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 8:27am On Jun 28, 2021*

victorazy:
and see teacher!
Your using that word on an active member of NL? Do you even know the meaning?

Oga Seun!
Indeed this forum needs to be scrutinized!
So many illiterates are here.

Yes! so many. But the guys usage of the emboldened word [PROSPECTIVE] is correct in the context. He commented about the need to evaluate the literacy levels of future or potential members of this forum. Didn't you read the question in his comment? was he referring to a member or who are yet to register? Always fight the urge to find flaws in a fault finders comment cheesy

that is because a fault finder will examine his comment carefully before sharing it cheesy

Crime › Re: Three Tricyclists Arrested For Stealing 300 Bags Of Cement In Ogun (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 7:43am On Jun 28, 2021*

Shuzzi:
Only a daft person won't understand what I meant to type.

Your hypocrisy will consume you.

By the way it's spelt 'Access'

i am just smilling here. Mr man, u were looking for flaws in the guys comment, yet u convinced him more about the validity of his statement. Why cant u just humbly accept the correction and fight the urge to clarify your comment? We all knew it was a typographical error. However, Its not ACCESS , its ASSESS. if u know the meanings of Accessible and Continuous Assessment Test [CAT], then you have known the differences between Access and Assess.

Health › Re: When Was The Last Time You Changed Your Toothbrush by CALCULUS16: 2:49pm On Jun 25, 2021

I wanted to be hygienic with my brush, after usage i always put it inside a bottle of water, but anytime i put it close to my nose, offensive odour always ooze out. Who can explain why this was so? Brush and teeth technician cheesy

here?

Properties › Re: Chinese Company Erects Luxury 10-Storey Apartment Building In 28 Hours (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 1:52pm On Jun 23, 2021

NOC1:
this is commendable, but the durability is the question for another day. how can it withstand climate change and adverse weather condition?

did u think those engineer involved wouldnt have considered that before the construction began?

Crime › Re: 7-Year-Old Boy's Hand Cut Off In Kwara By A Suspected Ritualist (Graphic Photo) by CALCULUS16: 8:26pm On Jun 22, 2021

Handiwork of a phd holder in skeletal surgery with a masters degree in human organ harvesting and a bachelor degree in Charm and ritualistic science. its like some peoples heart is the devil radio, it tune it to any channel he wants

Celebrities › Re: Alex Harvill Dies Attempting World-Record Motorcycle Jump (Video) by CALCULUS16: 6:10am On Jun 19, 2021

Righteousness2:
What a painful loss!
Reminds me of a movie I saw years ago " Burning Hell"
The worst of all is to Depart this Earth without Jesus Christ. It is Cry and wailing unlimited!
God help us..

pastor righteousness i get some questions for you. Why is preaching about heaven seem to be like political campaign? why dying without christ more important than dying without God? why would someone who really live in this world morally eventually wail at the end if he does nt believe in Jesus? why do we have some people who believe in christ still commit sin despite the bible says salvation in christ? they say, u need to work your salvation yourself, then the one given to us by christ is it partial? so many why?

Celebrities › Re: Meet Nyakim Gatwech, The Darkest Person In The World (Pictures) by CALCULUS16: 4:04pm On Jun 16, 2021

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

People who get their news from Twitter tend to be more educated than those who get their news from Facebook. A study found.

what of those who get their news from nairaland? We are illiterate abi cheesy

Pets › Re: Help! My Dog Doesn't Know Where To Urinate. by CALCULUS16: 2:08pm On Jun 14, 2021

Sunnydays:
Have you been hitting the dog? If you have, you better stop it. Has it had it's rabies booster shot?

Pets › Re: Help! My Dog Doesn't Know Where To Urinate. by CALCULUS16: 9:49pm On Jun 13, 2021

emmyN:
It's dominating you. You are now the beta and it is alpha.

who is now the gamma and omega cheesy

i knw what i ll do, na to buy confirm otapiapia put 4 his food, no be my dog, na my neighbours dog.

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Pets › Re: Help! My Dog Doesn't Know Where To Urinate. by CALCULUS16: 9:20pm On Jun 13, 2021

Why are u devoid of sympathy? stop making fun of everything. i expect someone who has knowledge about a dog to answer not you who keeps cat as a pet

Pets › Re: Help! My Dog Doesn't Know Where To Urinate. by CALCULUS16: 9:09pm On Jun 13, 2021

Our dog bite my arm this evening, about 3 different part of my arm. Any time i walk pass it , it always growl, who can tell me what to do or whats happening to the dog.

Romance › Re: What Are The Values You Hold So Dearly? by CALCULUS16: 2:13pm On Jun 10, 2021

Purity of mind, peace of mind, truthfulness, not holding grudges or having bitterness, i 4give easily and forget but i learn from it

Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by CALCULUS16: 8:27pm On Jun 09, 2021

Either skinny or fat or mango belly, u see that flesh under ur skirt and trouser is connected to ur brain and it can make or break you. Life should nt always be about pleasure but about peace, when u r seeking whom to marry and all u focus is big yansh, big dck or big breast, hairy chest etc you may nt find the right person, perfect PEACE doest reside where PLEASURE is, see that butt u think its sexy today to people, tomorrow it will be messy, as mouth is a gateway to the body, that hole/rod is the gateway to the soul. Whatever nature gives u, either idi pelebe, idi araba, idi oronbo, jonran, roboto, kurubente, feregede, just see them as a temporary tool of pleasure cos even there is no fucking/urination in afterlife, our body is an ever changing fleshy garment, in life, if u want to be in line with the will of God, choose ur spouse base on LOVE not on LUST. however, no one can finish the fountain of pleasure deposited in human, the quench for sexual hunger is always insatiable, but PEACE is satiable.

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Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by CALCULUS16: 7:51pm On Jun 09, 2021

lilvicky68:
Hope say them teach you differentiation and integration of penis too?

we just applied that in hookes law of dck elasticity. There is a theorem that state that the length of a phallus is directly proportional to the length of the head and inversely proportional to the width of the waist.

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Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by CALCULUS16: 7:38pm On Jun 09, 2021

lilvicky68:
Another professor of penis spotted

, its thought in 100l, mechanics of dck, dc102 cheesy

Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by CALCULUS16: 7:26pm On Jun 09, 2021

lilvicky68:
Abi.. but I no dey look Sha..but e get one tall guy own wey I see for nysc camp then.. the guy suppose dey hide bath.. nothing come out for him side..

Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by CALCULUS16: 7:26pm On Jun 09, 2021

lilvicky68:
Abi.. but I no dey look Sha..but e get one tall guy own wey I see for nysc camp then.. the guy suppose dey hide bath.. nothing come out for him side..

not all small dck are actually small, some people get HYDRAULIC dck which elongates and expand with a linear expansivity of 3 when aroused. cheesy

they are called the growers, others with long dck are called the showers, there is little difference in their length when flaccid and when aroused. God knows the circular hole that fit ur tool cheesy

no pleasure is greater than the other, it all depend on how u can hanle it

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Literature › Re: Which Books Can I Read that Will Positively Influence My Life? by CALCULUS16: 2:41pm On Jun 09, 2021

Osiki18:
The Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent
As a Man Thinketh by James Allen

i use to re-read that james allen book, its a book for those with belief in the power of thought

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Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua: The Nigerian Outsider Who Became A Global Televangelist Star - BBC by CALCULUS16: 8:22pm On Jun 08, 2021

Angrygoat:
The sight of the building only shows its demonic. Shey na Airport. Everything is covered hidden and dark. How many feet be the fence sef. Demonic synagogue. God disgraced him

the type of perception u had about urself that made u give urself "angrygoat" as a monicker, is the same way u look at the world

Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Disagrees With The Saying, "What God Cannot Do Does Not Exist" by CALCULUS16: 8:08pm On Jun 03, 2021

It simply means " God can do all things' its just like saying " what i cannot eat doesnt exit, which means i can eat anything and everything. Na arrogance and too knw dey worry this guy

Romance › Re: My New Boyfriend Is Already Hinting For Sex by CALCULUS16: 7:33pm On Jun 03, 2021

Some guys skull contain sperm instead of grey and white matter. Dump him

Nairaland General › Re: My Lips Are Too Big, Any Solution? by CALCULUS16: 2:40pm On Jun 01, 2021

The medical term for your predicament is totosuckus enuretic syndrome. It was brought to nigeria in 1942 by one albino white woman, jerry pama [1930-1990]. Its a condition caused by the inflamation of the upper and lower lips by a bacteria known as totoritosis [ paul chalse 2005]. In 2010 ferdinaland robert got a medical cure for the condition after founding that most carrier of this disease love oral sx, through which the bacteria get into the mouth and start their own work on the persons mouth until the lips become enlarged like ponmo. Most people believe that 'ete booli or elete ponponriponpon or ete jonpa' a name given to the condition by the yoruba people of nigeria. ....if u believe this, u dey OYO o. to be candid, accept the way ur lips are, they are meant for a purpose cheesy

any body u bless with that lips shall be blessed cheesy

even people would be scared of offending you cos u must nt open those lips to curse. see God created u well, unless u got that lip from an unworthy place

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Nairaland General › Re: If You Don't Want People To Disrespect You, Stop Doing These 10 Things (Opinion) by CALCULUS16: 3:32pm On May 31, 2021

MrMacinterchi1:
in all this, it's wise to know when all these calls, text and visits are seen as a bother . Know when you are unwelcomed and respect yourself. It's madness to do all these yet do not receive some reasonable percentage from the person. Not even an attempt to either call, text or visit first after you have been constant in being in contact with the person- then you are not appreciated. you need to move.

yes! Thats true.

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