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Kenechy: [color=#9900F9]My God is a merciful and a miracle God. Thank u my good Jesus[/color]

Why is it that even when Nigerians are being phacked in the azzzez with flaming pitch-forks, that their "Jesus" is always near-by?
Abi, misery always loves miserable company?

I repeat: Where is the new list and the BALANCE SHEET?

[b]According to a source, some of the debtors who could not raise the needed cash are already following the footsteps of Otedola by surrendering their assets which include property scattered all over the country. Some are even said to have expressed their readiness to trade off their luxury items including private aircraft and yachts in order to clear their names. On why AMCON is silent on the identities of the affected companies since they have shown readiness to pay,the source said the corporation was just being careful until the deals are finalised before it gives them a clean bill of health. The source disclosed that because of the heat brought to bear on them by the publication of the list and the realisation that access to new facility had been effectively blocked by the CBN memo, some of the debtors have gone as far as withdrawing some of the cases they instituted against CBN and AMCON from court.[/b]

Only in Africa!!!!
EFCC. . .you dey read?

redsun: Havent you heard of the sunnis and shiites that kills each other like chickens in the slaughter house?Any body that takes that religion seriously is dead mentally,infact any religion,but islam seems to be the crudest.

Are the ALUU lynchers muslims?
Those touts 'nay-keding' female-Shoprite BB thieves and inserting hot metals into their private parts Youtube on are Muslims abi?
Every religion has barbarians within.
The five r-apists from Abia State are Muslims abi?
Or the UNIBEN Youtube les-bian r-apists abi?
Christians are worse. . . if you can't see that. . . .too bad.

Looks like the Achebe gang has replaced the 'cassava' gang on NL!

blessed4ril: ar u ok? Or ur high on somtin I guess! SMH 4u.

Hmmm!
Taink you.

I wish these parents will also persuade their children not to join cults or leave their studies to collect 'dues' like nocturnal-pharisees abi na 'tax-collectors'? No one would have mistaken them for robbers if they had not liaised with a gun-totter at 12AM.
What did they expect?
Nothing can bring the dead back.

https://www.nairaland.com/1073964/yahweh-supreme-creator-evil-god

Anoda wan. . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/1008976/all-come-adam-eve

Hmmmm!

Don't mind the confused bats!

Ngodigha: Shameless monkey, you can never achieve Prof Achebe's status. You must die unheard and unsung. You will never attain his age, bastard.

Haba!!!
All because of Achebe the 'NGWURU KA IJE'?

https://photo.goodreads.com/authors/1294661664p2/8051.jpg

“When the moon is shining the cripple becomes hungry for a walk”

― Chinua Achebe, Things Fall Apart

Christians at work!
Since when did Muslims start attacking mosques?
BOKO HARAM CHRISTIANS AT WORK!!!!

Strengths:
Very independent. . .emotionally/financially/spiritually. . . . .never begged for money or honey.
Very intuitive. . . . the ability to read people and have foresight . . I cannot be deceived . . .I'd rather play dumb.
Can never be intimidated. . .don't really care who or what your think you are. . .
Extremely resilient. . .frankly untouchable
I have never needed THE GOD OF CHRISTIANS. . . .

Weaknesses:
Unforgiving. . . enemies are for ever when made.
Foul temper. . . .I don't suffer fools lightly/easily. . . . .
Narcissistic. . . I only live in my own world.. . .
Epicurean. . . very STOIC
Impatient. . . .especially with fools. . .

She revealed that in their community, in Delta State, it is an abomination for a married woman to sleep with a man that is not her husband. “But when we arrived home and our elders deliberated on the issue and finally said that since it was not intentional, I had been forgiven. Yet, we still spent huge amount of money to perform some cleansing rituals.”

Which community in Delta State could this be?

One more. . . .
This Achebe of a cripple must be feeling cool with himself!

Anoda wan don come. . .
Achebe say. . . Biafra nor say. . .
Abegggi. . . carreh go!

Just fall asleep jeje and snore loudly!
God will get the message.

Theben: Go to church and pray sweetheart, no sin is too much for God to forgive.
@topic, what's the need? Are people not aborting even without it being legalized?

Only Christians commit sins.
Only Christians beg for forgiveness.
Only Ogboni-Okija Christians go to church to 'fake themselves'!
God should forgive himself first. . . before asking others to ask for forgiveness.
The original sin was committed by GOD, NOT MAN!

Nothing political about this. . . but philosophical TOTS!
It does not apply to just Nigerians alone, but to ALL HUMANS!

Serves the moogoo right!
Next time. . . marry any one who would marry you for you. . . ONLY.
Without conditions!
Wey my darling husband jare!
The man married me with ALL MY FAULTS. . .and vice versa. . .
No need to change.

Lessons learned: Always go for people who accept you for who and what you are. . .if they give you conditions. . .
THEY ARE FAKE.
Life is for the living moment only.
People will always change. . .but till then. . . the devil you know. . .is ALWAYS BETTER THAN THE ANGEL YOU DO NOT KNOW.

Choose SATAN FIRST. . . BEFORE ANY ANGEL!!!!

Sooooooooooooo. . . where is the 'new list'?
This Sanusi dude is slacking o.
The Kanuri "Zorro" was very brave in the beginning with that list of Gbese Gbillionaires. . .
Nowadays. . . it is only 'dem say-dem say' we dey read for papers.
SHOW US PROOF NA!
Make I see weda my boyfriends names still dey for dia. . .make I laff dem weh-weh as dem continue to sssssssshaze moi!
Mu che che che che che che

Without that list. . . I cannot say 'common go and pay ya debt before you tok to me' ahghain.

Bobo Sanusi. . .e nor good o!

I never knew that abortions were illegal o.
In what planets?
Thank God for abortions. . . .
God aborts humans every day. . .AFTER THEY ARE CONCEIVED!

Onye IKE-DORTY-Totosky!:
do you even read it at all or you re back with ur stu..pidity! igbo everytime in ur dirty mouth

Did you read the part where it stated that 'Igbos' should move on and stop seething with the embarrassment of defeat on or off the cyber airways?

Did you read the part where it stated that 'Igbos' should learn from the mistakes of their leaders by providing enough food before going to war?

Now, who is the ijjiot on this thread?


FYI. . . .I never went anywhere honey. . . NOT TO MENTION 'COME BACK'. . . .you are the lame, IGBOTIC-DAFFY-DUCK.
Soooo phock off! Notice me or I quench. . .Ashara Cantell abi na MR BIGGS!!!
Intellectual 'Biafran-Pigmy'!
M0R0N!
PHACKING SWINE!

It is an 'IGBOTIC' thread. . . SICK OF IT AS WITH ALL THING IGBOTIC ON NL. . . .
Now, move your blooming azzze. . . .
You don taya to ban with your kobo-kobo ashawo without benefits for NL?
Mu che che che che che che che
Olodo. . . STINKING-ONYE-ONITSHA-MARKET-EZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZI!!!!-

*thread unfollowed*

passionate88: bt their leader na muslim na.. Na alhaji sef 2 tell u say him na highly ranked killer... Him dn infect d minds of aluu youths to think like muhammad.. That bastard.

Where did you get your own version?

Another 'Igbo' topic.
Oh dia!!!

raycomray: Recently, I have completely giving up on making contributions on Nairaland. Initialy when I tumbled on Nairaland, I felt it could be a platform for genuine Social Engineering-not just a forum where some irresponsible, uneducated, untrained ,untamed fellows come to make comments. Nigeria remains our own and our youths must embrace the social media as tool for social transformation.

I do suggest to Seun to consider opening another forum or platform that will only accommodate radical minds and people who can make reasonable contributions for social change.
Oluwaseun Osewa, God has placed in your hands a business opportunity to make money, but posterity will never forgive you if this wonderful opportunity cannot be exploited for the massive reawakening our country deserves. This is my humble opinion.

Sooooo. . . whissssh wan kam konsain me with this ya 'lamentations of Seun'?
You for kukuma lament in peace without reassshing my side ke.
Haba!!!

The epitome of prime evil!
You need proof?
The so-called garden of Eden. . .
The tree of knowledge. . .
Only a sadist will wish for others to remain perpetual ODES!
Thanks to the serpent. . .we don' need 'HOLY GHOST' pehnis to phock!