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Have they co-habituated peacefully on NL?
Who cares anyhooo. . .both have always been useful to me in the bedroom. . .for different purposes!
Some have sweeeeeeeeeeeeet pehnis sha. . . I nor go lie!

truthislight: oh! Wow!
I get you point,

you mean that the male and female sex organ that fit so perfectly cannot and did not come by chance abi?

You are so right!

Arguably, this is the most intelligent post you have ever made in this forum.
And it is a super factual.

You are a genius daughter!

Can you beat that ^^^

Did you see the words 'se-x' organ in the Bible?
. . .And he 'knew her'. . .blah, blah, blah.
Thanks for the compliment. . . !

Take as much time as you need sweerie.
Rest well.

Can you tell the difference btw a poor Northerner and a rich Northerner?
Poverty is part of their religion. . . so is HUMILITY.
Unlike the arrogant loud Southerners. . . .

Tucking myself into my duvet. . . just finished yam/plantains, vegetable soup and assorted meat.

I dunno why people are still hounding this dude. . . . the only thing he needs to do is find out the paternity of Bisi's child.
Polyamory is not a crime. . .neither is it a sin.
Does all this take away the fact that he is an activist?
NO!

The man don chop. . .mouth and nyansh don clean.
MOVE ON!
Next ashawo please!

khrisponty: in one sentence

I chose to give 4. . .
You need rat poison?

Etukagodswill: 1. A very BORING, wastage of ink and paper. . . not to mention an insult to trees and the collective scientific BOTANICAL exercise of mankind . . . .even worse than 'The Innocence of Muslims'!



2. A disjointed plot without a cohesive story line. . . A disharmonious/cacophonous, medley of dull and UN-inspiring, lame characters. With God(the lead-chracter) as an OMNI-IMPOTENT cuckold. . . who cannot PHOCK. . . but gets angry at those who can!

3. A retro-psycho-socio-religio-economo-spiritio-progressive JIHAD, orchestrated by the most unintelligent of male species against women.

4. A SERIES OF EXTREMELY, DEVELOPMENTALLY-CHALLENGING. . . COGNITIVELY-IMPAIRING, BULK/BURDEN OF REGURGITATATIVE, LITERARY PIECES OF HORSE SHYTE!

Small wonder it never won the 'PULITZER' prize.

Ooooooooooooooooooooouuuu Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! There! Without effort, I have provided you with 4 original sentences describing the 'BIBLE'.

Enjoy!

U have provide 4 extremly short sighted view of a self belief professes on a timeless master piece.
1. "wastage of ink, .... insult on tress, and botanic excercises of man". I percieve a freethinker, u talk of Genesis, but ask urself is everything out from nothing.
2. do ur studies well before u confess ur lousy ideas to the world. Its all about Him GOD cos none before, now or after. Man existence is always directed to that which is unknown, so he remains the core to all. He likes procreation, but like the four seasons of the world, he made everything to be timely. wen u got the timing right there's no stopping u.
3. ur 3rd bullet is jagorns but i will try to make sence out of ur senceless line. He made them male and female, and gave responsibilities. responsibilities begets authourity, to all He love equally.
4. Developmental challenging to some like u. u r too lazy to move, and look for an alaby. cognitative imparing read and understand my 3rd bullet. the Holy Bible needs no award to affect lives. Like i said earlier a timeless master piece orchestrated by a timeless GOD.

my definition in a sentence
The bible is an insight to what was, what is and what is to be of every man.

Another wan!
Ha!

jehovahnoni: wat is sweet in dat foolish post of yours,,,,DULLARD..didnt u quote my own post too,,,sophisticated animal wit numerous negativities.

Pheueh!
Okoro wan be champion.
I have noticed you.
No stick to the topic and LEAVE MY POSTS ALONE!
Your 'God' can fight for himself.

Biden-Ryan was even sweeter.
Ha!

Boko Haram should be smiling!
No wonder education is not wanted in the North.
CULTISTS masquerading as students.
Cursed indeed!

The formation of every unique human being. . .from conception to after birth.

How a pehnis was able to fit inside a va-gi-na(or an-us ). . . PURRRFECTLY. . . to produce sweeeeeeeeeeet or-ga-sms!

Small o. . .short o. . .long o. . .fat o. . .slim o. . .
Everyone get yim OVER-size. . . kei!

jehovahnoni: i knw say u b pagan,,,,,,OLODO!...in one sentence!

. . .And you quoted my sweet post?
Castrated, frustrated, menstruating UGLY CHIMPAZEE!

This can only happen in places like JUNGLE AFRICA. . . .
I will do like any good 'Christian'. . . THANK GOD FOR HIS MERCIES!

Oh wella. . .
You reap what you sow. . . .

Na so e pain you reach?

delkuf: U are big foollllllllll

So are your mother, father, grand-mother and grandfather!
It you ever knew 'em. . . that is!

They are gone forever. . .
Too late to cry when the head is already rolling on the floor.
The Aluu communtity and the savages within, will have to live with this.
So will Nigeria.

Dahbutter: I don't agree that Nigerians are all lazy, I believe that they have not lived up to their potential because of the easy way out- oil, u need to go to aba, areas in Lagos, kano, Abuja, PH etc. to see some real hardworking hustling Nigerians not waiting on oil

I fear that ur no. 2 point mighht happen or properties might be unfairly confisicated by citizens of the new country if this division happens.

Why do you think so in no. 3 point, aren't ibibios and Ekweres as well as Calaabar and Deltans willing to go with the Ibos in their new Biafra?

May I remind you that Nigeria is NOT the only country with easy way-out oil. As for your hard-working hustlers. . . .the reason the white race is superior. . .and will always be superior to the black race is the use of technological advancement. . . not MANUAL LABOR! How hard are these workers. . .when majority of them have an IQ equivalent to that of a praying-manthis?

Yes! My number 2 is spot-on. There is freedom on the www. . .but you can't get along. History will always repeat itself. . . .be prepared to have some 'sell-outs' when the less powerful team against the most dominant. The Nigerian civil war is still fresh. . .with lots of lessons to be learned. Dont' forget the backing of the outside world.

No one is going anywhere with the IGBOS. . .that is if he or she had the 'slightest functioning' brain-matter. We all know that is the LAST ethnic group anyone will pitch even a tattered tent with! Hell NO! They do not make the most courteous neighbours for one. . .and they are downright conniving and full of intrigues. . . NEVER TO BE TRUSTED.

Hmmmmm!
Ye ye students comot for school to go drag money at 12AM. Orisi risi. Associating with cultists. . . makes you a cultist. It does not matter. . .they are dead and gone. The question remains. . . .WILL OTHERS LEARN? Avoid gangs. . . you NEVER know what each member is up to. The one advice my parents gave us as children. . .it has saved our lives. Next please!!!!

1. None. Given that the average Nigerian is 'disgustingly' lazy!
2. The same thing happening now. Churches will be burned. . .schools will be torched. Not to mention businesses.
3. None. . . there is no trust amongst Nigerians. Dividing will only MULTIPLY the AGRESSION AND ACRIMONY. Who controls the 'OIL'?
4. English is always going to be the Nigerian Lingua Franca. . .it is the ONLY written language of any institution. A Divided Nigeria will not change that.
5. None. . .only in 419. . . .and the winners are?

All these 'MAMA SUWES' again?

Don't mind them!
When the villagers stood and watched nko?
Bloody savages!