₦airaland Forum

boron10: Bia callotti abi na OKPOtti, please en, leave us to our believe, why are you always directing your insults to people's religion? This is uncalled for, no one is against your being Agnostic. You saw a good reason why you should be and you did.

Stop acting like one brainless m0ron, let the xtians inquire whatever seems cloudy to them. And if you think the questions sound silly, nothing stops you for pressing the back button.

Bia 'M0R0N10'. . . if you can't take the heat. . . jump into the fire and quench o.
Religion or the lack thereof is a free for all.
Please, gerrof my thread and go build some 'ARKS' for flood victims, if you gat norrin else to do.
Na me say make God use HOLY GHOST pehnis take phock MGBEKE MARY AMAKA ashawo Bethlehem to Galilee?
May the ticks of a million rabid dogs infest your pubic area.
Phacking ijjiot!

Does not look healthy kpa-kpa.
Does not look like a male.
That mustache na wah!
Who knows?
Maybe the 'OCCULT' have come for his heart.
He must have pledged that in exchange of 'power' in Okija shrine.
Abeg. . .which country did he fly to?
Russia or Cambodia?

When our correspondent contacted the Speaker of the Enugu House of Assembly, Mr. Eugene Odo, to find out if the governor transmitted a letter to him before leaving for London,

Looks like Easterners prefer London coffins. . . huh!

Policewoman: Idio.t. The Chief Alhaji that sanctioned their killing is a muslim.

Okoro monkey. . . stick with the thread.
Or shave your azze-hole, so your brain can breathe some.

Ecclesiastes 6:13

Separate thyself from thine enemies, and take heed of thy friends.

Mu he he he he he he he
The fear of Atheists is the beginning of Christian wisdom!

dayokanu: Calloti when we go nyansh na?

The coast is clear.
Meet me in South Africa on the 23rd of October. . . or in Australia on the 30th.
If your parole officer go allow you escape for just 2 weeks.
I still dey for Naija.
Nor worry. . . I nor fit carry belle again. . . Menopause don come tey-tey!
Lucky 'Tuface Idibia' of Nairaland!

The line is looooooooooooong sha.
Make I finish with my PDP CHAIRMAN FIRST.
Then I fit donate the remnant for cyber boy-toys for Christmas Charity. . . .

passionate88: u better suprise o.. Alhaji walewa wey ordered d boys 2 b dealt wit na Christian?.. Wherever there is a single muslim, there's ALWAYS the possibility of arnachy... All muslims is a potential terrorist..

Yeah. . .yeah. . .yeah!
Like the ALUU abominables.
I did not see one single Muslim terrorist there o, . . . . .only CHRISTIAN SAVAGES!

Thank you jare!
You are nothing like those savage CHRISTIAN ritualists from Southern Nigeria!
The Mubi killings were done by cultists!

At least the hotel my father and mother met were built by THE COLONIAL MASTERS. . . and led to holy matrimony and patrimony.
Not children sold into baby farm slavery all over Imo state from imprisoned ashawos giving birth to bastards for sale!
Enlightening growth indeed! I am sure the ABIA r-apists had chains of hotels too for sale of ROHYPNAL.
Growth of ashawos, baby-farms and local se-x slavery.
A lot of infants will be sold in those hotels for sure.
Better countries are building nuclear plants for profitable energy consumption. . . these ones are investing in 'r-apin' facilities of Sodom and Gomorrah. Tufiakwa!

No electricity. . .no running water.
Welcome to the new 'Kidnappers' DEN of thieves and ra-pists'!

Yes!
Your God was crying.
Hence all the floods!
Blame God abeg!
You should have told them to prepare their 'Noah's Arks'. . . instead of clinging to roof-tops like m0r0ns!
Properties and lives indeed!
NO JESUS. . .NO LIFE!!!
ALLAH DEY. . . .BOKO HARAM DEY!!!
Useless people, USEEEEEEEEEEELESS KUNT-REH!

The monarch had organised a prayer session for the abducted women in the town.

So, how many were abducted and released?
Praise Allah for courageous Muslims as usual.
Christians can only be the kidnappers!

ALUU group of cowards ARE CHRISTIANS!
No surprises there!

What is the basis of the comparisons?
To show that Africans are backward or plain lazy?

Awwwwwwwwwwwww. . . . do people not die in Japan, China and so on with natural disasters such as the 'Quakes'?
African lives must be special indeed!
Especially without drainage systems around their 'shanty' countries. . .despite producing FIRST-CLASS Engineering cultists as graduates ALL OVER NIGERIA AND ABROAD.

Sheeeeesh. Cry me a river and an ocean as 'jara'!

Shiooooooooooooor!!!
Abeg, make we h-enjoy the will of GOD!
I hope many mosques and churches were submerged within too!

pDude: Calo calo. I find it strange but does anyone else think you are hilarious!

Just being myself o!
Hiahn!
I nor dey for sme-sme tok. . .I DEY TOK AM. . .AS I SEE AM.
Overnight nyansh don gum you before? Have you seen the 'akiriwa' under their nails?
You go hate life plus death ke!
Twa!!!

You notice all those 'MGBEKE' house-maids wey oga plus maigidah don 'kpansh' for night(as private practice entrepreneurs) . . . without condoms proceeding to the kitchen to prepare your akamu and akara?


After scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratching both front and back nyansh for night and h-haily morrrin'?
I dey pursue dem go baff by 5AM. . . sharp.
Men can be excused. . . no whia for 'akamu' and 'nmili-oshu' to hide and drip efry-whia.

Before porson eat 'syhillisOkocuss' and 'herpesrOcoccus' join for indomie noodles. . .

TWA!!!!!

I inspect the 'nyashes' of my female domestic staff. . . .every morning and night!

Man fit scratch blokos for night after fin-gerings and insertions. . . .but woman nyansh tooooooooooooo get many corridors. . . river nor dey flow finish EVERY MONTH!!!! Hmmmmmmm!!!! Thank my Agnostic GAWD. . . I nor dey chop SUYA for NAIJA!!!
All those mallams wey nor dey baff or wash nyansh after shytting for bush? WITH HEPATITIS A TO Z
Tufiakwa!!!

About time too.
All the stolen wealth may be forced to be re-invested after-all.
Lerrrus see the first to BEG for foreign aid.
Mu che che che che che


Taking pictures with flood-victims don reign pass!
Time for action!!!!

Like the 'hotel' industry in Nigeria and all over the world is not synonymous with 'prosti-tu-tion'?
Who is deceiving WHAT?

I also found that it is less time-consuming to do my orals and facials FIRST. . . before entering the bath-tub or shower.
I brush my teeth and wash my face with my 'beauty' products first.
Less water consumed. . . .less time wasted.

The feet are always last.
I could do just one scrub in places like 'abroad'. . . less dust.
In places like Nigeria. . .I NEED MORE THAN 2 SCRUBS per session.
The color of dirty water in Nigeria is frightening. . . raw sewage emanating from the body. . .especially the feet.
You are more prone to 'body/nyansh' odor in Nigeria or Africa as a whole. . .TOO MUCH SWEATING.
SHAVE ALL BODILY HAIR!!!!

The main reason Nigeria will NEVER strive to achieve uninterrupted electricity supply now or for ever.
The generator merchants are favored over PCHN.
Unfortunately, PCHN is just another rogue-establishment. . . investing such monies within PCHN will yield even far worse humiliating results!
What a cursed country!

Stale news.
Who is now behind the modern-day genocide in Eastern Nigeria?
Ritualism/drug-trafficking or Awo/Gowon?
Abeg, make we hia word. . . all these 'redundant', geri-kids seeking some useless form of relevance with their 'Mgbeke-Okoro-Ikeji' blog-fests!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

We have heard.
We have seen.
We have read.
Lessons for all. . . .never place yourselves in compromising/UNCOMPROMISING positions/situations with any gang/group of RIFF-RAFFS.
On or off the cyber airways.

9ja_I_hail: Are you going to die before 6years time?

Who cares?
Your God/Satan or mine?

I have 200 membership cards o!
So do ALL OTHER MEMBERS.
Congratulations NL. . .
1 million+ noise-makers. . . with nothing accomplished.
Like Nigeria. . .like Nairaland.
If the head of the fish is rotten. . . .GOD BLESS ATIKU!

May I not spend my next 6 years on NL. . . Iseeeeee!!!

Still on the topic of Nigeria and Nigerians. . . .
Tchueh!!!

Same old-same old mess.
Who cares?
Nigerians have suffered collectively.
Igbo coup or not!
Time to move on. . . .

That is why we have local champions and international league-rs. . . .
Some accept Biafran cowries. . .some accept European Euros.
Sisters of the IMO Nighthood. . .nothing do una abeg. . . .
Ashawo in Ghana. . .is also 'international' league!
Just head to EDO state for 'proper' training.

The first place I wash is my bum-bum!
I hate the 'sour' smell of 'Ikeh-Olah'(stale over-night nyansh). . . . with toto wota and akamu gumming efry whia efry night!

It is clean shaven. . .and you can see 'MAIN MARKET' from 'LOWER OR UPPER IWEKA ROAD' always. . . without speed bumps.
Ask errrhm. . .errrrhm. . . errrrhm wey don chop am. . . .
NeVA Mhein. . . .

Whether na Ghana or Tripoli. . . B IS FOR BLACK as B IS FOR BEAST!!!

BEASTS!!!
BEASTS!!!
BEASTS!!!

Welcome to the black race. . .of barbarians and beasts!
Old video really.
What is new. . . ?
Animals love the smell of poohsie. . .from whence they cameth.
Very beautiful poohsie. . .clean shaven too!
I wonder what they were sticking inside it. . .I bet they are Christians too!

Even if she robbed WORLD BANK of all the gold bullion in it. . . . ?

Give me BOKO HARAM anyday. . . these SOUTHERN CHRISTIANS get scarier by the phocking moment! Kei!!!

Good a thing the beautiful Americans do not look anything like those Brits.

I dunno about 'mad'. . . . but UGLY as hell!

She has finally accepted her place in Nigerian politics.
Women are to be seen. . . not heard.

Dream on partner.
It costs nottIN!
You sef go soon suffer the 'Ribadun' treatment from their azzzes!
Abi na the 'ATIKU' treatment plan. . .aka OPERATION 'USE AND DUMP'!
Mu he he he he he