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PoliticsRe: 2023: Young Professionals In Diaspora Give Jonathan One-Week Ultimatum To Run by Cantonese: 11:12am On Apr 21, 2022
Now you can all see the move.

GEJ is expected to decamp to APC very soon and you’ll all see the jigsaw puzzle sorting out. For those who think the candidate is BAT, etc, una dey sleep.
If APC gets GEJ onboard, it’s all over for them.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Visits Nigeria To Host Ramadan Prayer For Peace, Security by Cantonese: 7:27am On Apr 21, 2022
“ Dubai-based Aisha Buhari arrived in Nigeria this week”.

Dubai based keh? How una come wicked like this? The woman no get right like other people to base abroad when things no dey work well for her country?

One day sef una go tell us say “London hospital based PMB”.
PoliticsRe: Ahmad Babba Kaita Dumps APC For PDP by Cantonese: 7:16am On Apr 21, 2022
So tay his own Senator don waka leave am. All those “our darling daddy”, una dey see so?
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Launches New "SATAN 2" Nuclear Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile (Pix) by Cantonese: 4:58pm On Apr 20, 2022
It will lift up and drop inside Russia itself. That is called BACK TO SENDER!
PoliticsRe: Yunusa Dahiru 'Yellow': Wike To Help Kano Man Convicted Of Child Trafficking by Cantonese: 4:45pm On Apr 20, 2022
That's politics for you.

Wike no be appeal court. He is not Buhari, who has the prerogative of forgiveness. In short it is not within his power.

Even if it's within his power, the Southerners who had their bottles of alcohol destroyed; those who had their businesses folded up because of Sharia, should be compensated.
Foreign AffairsRe: Richard Barrons: NATO Is Not Ready For War With Russia by Cantonese: 4:43pm On Apr 20, 2022
omenkaLives:
Who knows, this gentleman just might be applying one of the 48 Laws of Power which admonishes that it is better your enemies assume you're very weak than powerful as such could work eventually in your favour.

But I'm sure their enemy, in this case, Russia, knows exactly what their capabilities are.
Get yourself a bottle of beer on my account.
Foreign AffairsRe: Richard Barrons: NATO Is Not Ready For War With Russia by Cantonese: 4:41pm On Apr 20, 2022
Kingsnairaland:
Nato knows what nuclear war can do imagine New York city gone wiped out from earth.

Imagine London gone.

Chelsea, Manchester united gone.

Moscow gone

They know the impact yet they act like they own the world.

They better follow peace before they all die together.


God bless putin God bless mother Russia m
And you childishly believe that story? You think it is your own unprepared military.

Chai!
PoliticsRe: APC Crisis: Serving, Former Governors Tearing Party Apart – Adamu by Cantonese: 11:24am On Apr 20, 2022
Were they ever together?
InvestmentRe: List Of Ponzi Scammers In Nigeria: Those At Large By Nnamdi Chife by Cantonese: 11:21am On Apr 20, 2022
And tragically they are all Nigerian youths.

How can tomorrow be better than today with such youths in our society?
RomanceRe: My Ex Who Is Married With Kids Wants To Have Sex With Me by Cantonese: 11:14am On Apr 20, 2022
Muntula.

After you go say dem use you for sacrifice.

Olodo. See you see six feet.

Sex will never allow jagbajantis youths like you see traps.

Go na, make you begin vomit money inside woman bedroom very soon.

Just remember to tell your family your movement so it will not be difficult to locate your remains.
PoliticsRe: Soludo Appoints Osagie Aburime From Edo State As Chief Press Secretary by Cantonese: 11:05am On Apr 20, 2022
MyopicMods:
Soludo Appoints Osagie Aburime from Edo state as Chief Press Secretary


Meet Osagie Christian Aburime who was appointed Chief Press Secretary to the Governor of Anambra State, Prof Chukwuma Soludo yesterday.

His predecessor in that office, Mr James Eze hails from Enugu State.

Osagie Aburime hails from Edo State.

May Anambra succeed.
He is a Nigerian and the Nigerian constitution guarantees that appointment. Nepotism, tribalism and religious sentiments need to be set aside if we must move ahead as a nation. Do not forget that Lagos state always had those of other states in public positions.
PoliticsRe: Anambra: Unknown Gunmen Attacked Ayamelum Police Station Anaku-pics by Cantonese: 10:23am On Apr 20, 2022
The police are always unprepared in these attacks. They are caught off guard at their road blocks. They are caught off guard during their patrols. Still they are caught off guard at their em focus at their roadblocks. why would they ever get caught off guard at their stations?
PoliticsRe: Finally, Buhari Shipwrecks The Anti-Corruption War - Punch Editorial by Cantonese: 8:11am On Apr 20, 2022
We have not really been hearing from “our darling daddy” group for a while. Is everything alright with them?
PoliticsRe: Go And Get Trained By Intelligent Monarchs – Ohanaeze Knocks Oluwo Of Iwo For Sa by Cantonese: 5:27pm On Apr 19, 2022
Very correct.

“ One of the reasons the traditional rulers are insulated from partisan politics is to avoid an overdrive or the kind of overzealousness exhibited by Oba Akanbi in an effort to retire a gift from his candidate for the presidency in 2023”.

Correct finishing. Egunje collection must be the reason for his irresponsible and uncharitable comment. Whatever insult he gets as a result befits him. Who knows if he was high on his well pronounced anti social lifestyle when he made the comment.

Jagbajantis intete.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic's First Outing At Her Traditional Wedding Ceremony (Photos, Video) by Cantonese: 3:44pm On Apr 19, 2022
ReneeNuttall:
Beautiful, elegant and classy.
100%.

That classy word said it all.

Patience, dignity and proper timing paid off for her.
I wish her a very joy filled marriage and a home full of love.
CareerRe: Sportbetting Is About To Ruin My Career by Cantonese: 2:36pm On Apr 19, 2022
Extrastiv01:
Hello everyone, my name is not necessary, I am 28 years old and I am on the verge of losing my job but the important thing here is that sport betting is about to ruin my life and career and I need help and advise from you all. It all started when my friend Bolaji(not real name) introduced me to this popular sport betting platform last year which I strongly believe that 80% of Nigerian youths would know or even use on a regular basis.

I started playing games on this platforms with the little money I made from side hustles,it was cool because I could still remember my first game; I staked #2000 on a match between Liverpool and a smaller club and I cashed out massively that weekend. I was so happy and all of a sudden I became greedy. I began to stake higher and started looking for higher and better odds to boost my winnings, I started staking with my salary and then it got worse that I started using my life savings to play games in which most time I don't win but still I won't back out hoping I would win back all my lost money in the next game ,I would even borrow money from my neighbors and friends as a matter of fact, I got a new name on the street: (BABA 2 ODDS)

Last week, my boss gave me #150,000 to go and deposit at the bank but instead I transferred the money into my betting account wallet hoping I could double the money. I predicted realmadrid to win on last week champions league match against Chelsea,though they qualified for the next round but they still lost to Chelsea. I almost ran mad at the viewing centre. Anyways my boss has been calling me since and I couldn't pick because I don't know what to tell him.....
Nairalanders I need your advise and help!!!
“ Last week, my boss gave me #150,000 to go and deposit at the bank but instead I transferred the money into my betting account wallet hoping I could double the money. I predicted realmadrid to win on last week champions league match against Chelsea,though they qualified for the next round but they still lost to Chelsea. I almost ran mad at the viewing centre”.

You don mad already na. By the way are you already in Yaba left?

Only greedy, lazy and visionless people gamble. Only irresponsible young workers gamble with monies belonging to not just other people but their bosses.

My advise is that you need to get your mind delivered. There are many of your likes out there who want to get rich quick by all means. Slow and steady wins the race. Hard work, contentment and sincerity pay.

Get a decent way of repaying your boss his money. It is within your power to stop sports betting and baba Ijebu. STOP IT TODAY.
SportsRe: Son's Death: Cristiano Ronaldo Will Not Play Against Liverpool Tonight by Cantonese: 1:52pm On Apr 19, 2022
Very painful loss.

Life is more important. Very sorry. We pray God give the entire family the strength to bear this loss. May such a thing never happen to him again.
PoliticsRe: Apostle Suleman: Shameless Igbos! The Problems Of Igbos Are Igbos (Video) by Cantonese: 10:53am On Apr 19, 2022
Very idiotic comment by a so called Pastor who should know better. No wonder, more than others, he has been accused of sexual immorality with women.

Is he not a betrayer himself. A Moslem who left his faith and became a fake Christian. People like him believe that Christianity is the safest and easiest route to wealth.

Jagbajantis intete.
PoliticsRe: 'Buhari’s Pardon For Jailed Governors Confirms Hidden Soft Spot For Corruption' by Cantonese: 6:54am On Apr 19, 2022
Una eyes don dey clear more and more everyday.
Still una dey plan to support the main corruption for 2023.
PoliticsRe: Remove Your Cassocks, Join Politics, Garba Shehu Replies Kukah by Cantonese: 6:43am On Apr 19, 2022
Hahahahahahahaha.

Very impossible to remove him unlike the Apo legislative quarters Alfa who they instantly queried and fired for saying the simple and obvious truth. This Kukah own na Rome the firing power dey.


Shay, shay, shay, shay, shay, shame!
PoliticsRe: 2023: What Jonathan’s Return Means For Nigeria by Cantonese:
APC wants him back.

“ Nigeria has a rotational power arrangement between the North and the South, albeit unofficial”. We have a federal character commission that is supposed to ensure equity and fairness in the sharing of positions between the north and south of this country. With such a commission why should we believe that there is nothing like power rotation? Why then should we allow the politicians continue to toy with our minds to their own advantages, telling us that there is nothing like power rotation? We have heard from the politicians several times that they agreed from the beginning in 1999 that power should be rotated between the north and the south. Atiku Abubakar insisted on this too. Seeing that he has not succeeded after several efforts at the presidency (with age against him now), he has changed his tune.

Once again we must note that the north finds it hard to allow power return to the south. With their hard stance, Nigeria will continue to remain backwards on all facets of development.

I think there is plan by the northern powers within APC to return GEJ in 2023. Have you all never wondered why the name GEJ keeps popping up in the mouths of the ogas within APC? The truth is that they all know that they chased him away wrongly in 2015 using propaganda and deceit. They all know that their lies have brought this nation to its knees today. A lot of those who left PDP to help APC to power fighting PDP, have returned shamelessly and are vying for positions. Wike is very correct in saying that they lost their respect and positions.

Without doubt, it is the turn of the SE to have the presidency. The north does not intend to allow power go to the SW, inspite of the several voyages of BAT to the north to visit the powers in charge there.

The north very likely wants to bring in GEJ on the platform of APC to complete his second term and then power returns to the north in 2027. Thereafter power would revert to the south and specifically the SE in 2035, with the north having spent their 8 years.

All the above are predicated on the election holding in 2023.

They say a living dog is better than a dead lion. For those who say tufiakwa to the return of GEJ, certainly a living GEJ is far better than what we have now.
BusinessRe: Easter: APCON To Sanction Sterling Bank For ‘Provocative’ Agege Bread Advert by Cantonese: 10:00pm On Apr 18, 2022
Oluwapresley:
Na this news carry me come Nairaland.

Let me now calm down and read.

Modified:
Now I have read. It might be distasteful to some quite alright. But APCON should pumpi jare. It's not as bad as how I had expected it to be before reading. It's more or less a situation of a missed attempt at being funny rather than it being blasphemous.
Yes ooooo.

And I remember that your head is “more or less a situation of a missed attempt at being” agama lizard head like rather than it being bush rat head like.
PoliticsRe: Why Is No One Talking About Sowore And Other Young Presidential Aspirants? by Cantonese: 1:12pm On Apr 18, 2022
God1000:
they have the burning desire to liberate this country, they don't just have the wherewithal and support from nigerians
“ they have the burning desire to liberate this country, they don't just have the wherewithal and support from nigerians”.

Please “liberate” Nigeria from what? The same party and leader he used the same social media that you now talk about to instal? What does he intend to liberate Nigeria from, please?
EducationRe: Truth Or Dare: Mother Of Julian, 10-Year-Old Chrisland Gang-Raped Student Speaks by Cantonese: 1:04pm On Apr 18, 2022
TheStakeHolder:
Nonsense!

That girl wasn't raped. Those of us that have watched the video could see that that girl was a product of poor and immoral upbringing.

A very disgusting video. The girl was even riding a guy just to be seen as a champion in a truth or dare game.

I will post the video here if the admins won't ban me.

My only issue with the school is why they left children together both male and female unsupervised.

Parents please train your children properly. The world has gone to the dogs.

lipsrsealed
Please stop talking unintelligently.

Do you want to tell us that girls or women do not know what it means when boys or men insert their joysticks into their vaginas? You do not not need to bother us with the video. It may be her word against the boys and the school authority. The incident might not have been captured in the so called video, but it does not eliminate the fact of the crime or its possibility.

Let’s always wait and weigh all the evidences before drawing our conclusions.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine Completes Questionnaire For EU Membership by Cantonese: 7:24am On Apr 18, 2022
MilitantAtheist:
Useless idiot zelensky. Mommy Russia will continue to smoke you evil Nazi pigs out of our Slavic Territories. They showed in news where 1000+ Nazi piggish Ukrainian soldiers raising their hands surrendered to Russian troops, despite the video the Nazi pig zelensky still denies, the Russian Ship Moskva fired a missiles which caused it to explode in part of the ship before firing according to video we saw in news yet the Nazi pig said they stroke it. Stroke what? Why didn't we see the missile striking it? Yet not 1 crew member died in that ship. But Nazi pigs in West n Ukraine are claiming victory over an accidental occurrence. That's how you will fight or win Russia for 10 years? Idiots, I wonder why Ukrainian soldiers will not smoke this Nazi pig of a president out and make peace with big mama Russia. There are lots of pro Russian opposition leaders in Ukraine, one was arrested yesterday by Ukrainians, in kharkiv Russian troops were welcomed like real liberators that they are. Russia is right afterall, the truth is coming out and this Nazi pig zelensky must go down for all the genocide he has committed in the Donbass Region of Eastern Ukraine. Victory to Russia and all of us who believe in liberation from evil Western Nazi pigs. Killing the Nazis is saving the world.
You absolutely do not know what’s happening. Abeg find small bread and beans chop, while you listen to what people who know what it’s all about comment.
PoliticsRe: Abe Joins Rivers APC Guber Race, Vows To Resist Illegality, Rascality by Cantonese: 7:17am On Apr 18, 2022
Very good. With that APC remain factionalized in Rivers state again and remain ineligible to contest in 2023.
PoliticsRe: Marafa: Yari & I Haven't Joined PDP Just Yet But We Are Leaving APC by Cantonese: 7:11am On Apr 18, 2022
Hahahahahahahaha.

Which other party would they join if not PDP? Probably PDP has not given them the soft landing needed yet. The ex deputy governor is very strong on ground and will win the governorship primaries. Will they join Green Party, SDP or PRP? Certainly not.

For certainty they are decamping with their entire structure to PDP. I also hope that after contesting their own seats on the platform of PDP, they will not go back to the jagbajantis intete APC.
CrimeRe: Jealous Man Sets His Ex Wife Ablaze In Adamawa (Photo) by Cantonese: 7:10am On Apr 18, 2022
“ According to the distraught aunt, Kuryanga has been arrested and he confessed to the crime and pleaded for understanding”. Where did he find the mouth to plead for understanding?

Hopefully justice happens in the case of attempted murder, aggravated injury, threat to life, stalking, etc, to keep the evil man in jail for the rest of his life.
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Asked Osinbajo To Leave Lagos Politics, Relocate To Ogun — Babaleye by Cantonese: 5:05pm On Apr 17, 2022
“ Mr. Tolu Babaleye is Director-General of Ondo State Network for Bola Tinubu. In this interview, Babaleye says Vice President Yemi Osinbajo has dared his destiny helper with his presidential ambition, saying he lacks electoral value in Lagos”.

He lacks electoral value, yet you don’t want him to share space with you in Lagos.

Illiteracy is truly a disease.
PoliticsRe: Abdulaziz Yari & Kabiru Marafa Dump APC, Defect To PDP by Cantonese: 4:09pm On Apr 17, 2022
Expected. Hopefully Mararafa and co will not use PDP to recover Zamfara state and thereafter return to the jagbajantis intete APC.
PoliticsRe: Bode George: Tinubu Is A Serial Betrayer, Has No Right To Label Osinbajo Judas by Cantonese: 7:49pm On Apr 16, 2022
Bode George/BAT endless battle

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