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PoliticsRe: Sanusi Lamido Begins Journey To Exile, Arrives Abuja Airport (Photos, Video) by Cantonese: 8:54am On Mar 10, 2020
Pr0cter:
Please someone should explain this Northern Kingship process.

Why is he being exiled in this present age?

What was his offense?

Why is he being exiled to Nasarawa State?


Does being exiled prevent him from travelling outside Nigeria?

Will his children go exile with him?
Truly Kano government has made mockery of the kingship system in the north. The same way Sultan Dasuki was dethroned and exiled several years ago. For the government to appoint a new king right away, it shows that northern kings have no rights of their own and are absolutely under the control of governors. The king makers are rubber stamps of governors/government also. How could a so called first class king be removed with such ease and speed?

I do not imagine such happening in the south for example to the Alaafin, Ooni, Oba of Benin or the Dein of Agbor. There would be crisis by now. In Benin the king is absolute, he is reverred, just like the Dein of Agbor.

The kind of leaders that we have never cease to amaze people. How would there ever be peace with these people?
Car TalkRe: Mulliner Bacalar: Bentley Unveils Car With Trim Made From 5,000-Year-old Wood by Cantonese: 5:58pm On Mar 09, 2020
HsLBroker:
Ok, nice concept but not immpressed because if i am to buy this sport car, and am enjoy my driving on a cool evening time, if the rain start, if i dont pick race to go and dodge somewhere for the rain, people will just be laughing seeing someone wet from ahead to toes with a $2m worth of a car, what a funny vechicle.


Note before you quote me.

According to the post, it says
There's not even a removable cloth top. So, in the event of rain, the Bacalar would be best served by staying in the garage.
The way out of it:
Always take your raincoat and umbrella along. Use one hand hold the umbrella, use the other control. Na so e be.
TravelRe: A Person Is Already In UK While Segalink Who Dropped Him Off Is Still In Traffic by Cantonese: 5:45pm On Mar 09, 2020
roundman:
Beer kill who?You know how many years i don dey knack beer?My friend there is nothing like a chilled ass beer after a long day hustle.
That's the reason why he advised you to keep away. Those who have liver problems enjoyed chilled beer for many years too!
PoliticsRe: Aminu Ado Bayero Is New Emir Of Kano As Ganduje Approves Appointment by Cantonese: 5:34pm On Mar 09, 2020
UnknownT:
Why move him from Bichi to Kano? Does it mean the Kano emirate is greater than Bichi emirate? Ganduje has got what he wanted why then did he start with balkanizing the old Kano emirate?
Very great question my dear friend. Why did Ganduje keep beating about the bush when he knew where he knew the end from the beginning. He waited until after the elections to strike at Sanusi. Anyway for Sanusi he can now clearly understand why those who live in glass houses must not throw stones as they say.
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Lamido Arrested, Exiled To Nasarawa After Dethronement As Emir Of Kano by Cantonese: 5:11pm On Mar 09, 2020
"Exiled to Nassarawa". Whose compound would he be living there "for the rest of his life"? Or does Kano state have an annex there to keep him. Definitely Ganduje had been planning this for ages.

Anyway na dem dem!
PoliticsRe: Why Sanusi Was Removed As Kano Emir – State Government by Cantonese: 4:39pm On Mar 09, 2020
Calculating:
Why is everyone who played a vital role in ousting GEJ having problems?
They foolishly handed over to APC believing that they were dealing with GEJ who wanted to contest a second term. Very clearly almost all of them have been dealt with by APC.

There is a proverb that says "giving a monkey water is not the issue, the problem is how to retrieve the cup from the monkey"
Now that they all handed over power to APC how can they recover? APC is presently teaching PDP how to hold on to power.

Thank God for Mrs. Okonjo Iweala who has been appointed into the economic team of South Africa. At least she was not a traitor like these ones.

Mohammed Sanusi did not let GEJ have any peace of mind. Ganduje paid him back, took away his peace for 5years and finally sacked him. If Mohammed Sanusi was sacked by PDP under GEJ all hell would have let loose by now.
RomanceRe: Married Woman Caught In Bed With A Man She Brought Into Her Matrimonial Home by Cantonese: 9:05pm On Mar 08, 2020
NextD18:
If as a man, in this generation, you don't know that marrying a virgin lady is the only way to avoid infidelity in your home, then be prepared to die young as a husband.

A woman who got married a VIRGIN can NEVER cheat so long as you are still sexually active as a husband, I keep saying this over and over again.

She will NEVER cheat! You don't expect a lady who has tasted all kinds and sizes of preeeq, styles of sex and other sexual related experiences to stick to your sexual prowess alone just like that. You don't!

Men should open their eyes and save themselves the stress and problems of infidelity. Go for virgin if you want to marry!
Then you do not even know what goes on around you. See when you marry a virgin, you take the glory for breaking the virginity. Once she tastes sex and you do not meet up in certain areas, a lot of the so called virgins would commit adultery.

When you need a wife, simply pray to have a good and faithful one. As for you, you also must be a good and faithful husband. That way when you sleep on your Vono foam, you would always have peace and good dreams.
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced For Stealing Fried Meat At Aso Rock Hotel, Lagos by Cantonese: 8:32pm On Mar 08, 2020
Juell:
I'm sure the cost of the pieces of meat he ate is not up to monthly salary, the owner should have deducted it from his salary with a serious warning/query instead of taking him to court.
That would spoil the young man's image in the future just in case he aspires to a public office.

After all the wahala "sentenced to community service", sweep the court premises. What lesson was then learnt by the other staff? Killing a fly with a sledge hammer. Tomorrow the man or his children may offend someone too and not be forgiven.

As for the young man his long throat made him forget where he was.
PoliticsRe: APC Hints On Disciplinary Actions For Members Who Dragged Oshiomhole To Court by Cantonese: 5:40pm On Mar 07, 2020
"Children of the same parents". So they call this one play play abi? When children of the same parents use knives, forks and guns with live bullets inside them to play will you still call it play play? Let us wait and see the result of the play play. Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: APC Hints On Disciplinary Actions For Members Who Dragged Oshiomhole To Court by Cantonese: 5:39pm On Mar 07, 2020
"Children of the same parents". So they call this one play play abi? When children of the same parents use knives, forks and guns with live bullets inside them will you still call it play play? Let us wait and see the result of the play play. Nonsense.
CelebritiesRe: Police Escort Holds A Fan For Regina Daniels On Set (Photo, Video) by Cantonese: 11:07pm On Mar 06, 2020
DModeCntStopMe:
shocked

What a mannerless young biitch, an ancester deek sucker and a high class yellow witch.

I wonder what goes through her mind whenever that ancestor is digging her or probably when she's swallowing the cum of her ancestor.

Ned should be careful before this yellow witch sends him to the grave ( that is if he is not already in the grave)

A very spoilt little brat
Chai! Owu is bad oo! Na owu do you so? Why are you so angry at the young lady? No be she do herself so. It is called favour. The escort is well paid. The escort is to ensure that people like you who could tie bombs around their waists would never get near the girl. Aside from the escort she had her driver and other assistants. They are all well paid and do what they are contracted to do.
If na your sister you go don dey beg am to talk to the man on your behalf so she can help you get your visa and ticket abroad.

The way I see you, please be very careful. You may just find yourself in front of your street hugging a transformer or live electric pole thinking that you are welcoming a friend. Na ofone be that for you.
PoliticsRe: Kano Arrests & Repatriates 1,500 Almajiris To Neighbouring States, Countries by Cantonese: 10:46pm On Mar 06, 2020
NaMeAboki:
Stop lying and deceiving yourself with useless propaganda; the south had been quietly repatriating northerthers for years without anyone raising an eyebrow; it was only when some (SE) states started illegally and discriminatorily detaining northerners as boko Haram suspects; as well as insisting on registering and issuing them with specific I.D. at the exclusion of all others that northerners complained.
Ironically; it was the same S.Easterners who began wailing as soon as Fashola (the then governor of Lagos state) commenced repatriation of beggars/destitutes including their own sons and daughters out of the state - even though their governors were doing the same to others.
Where is the lie? Where is the self deceit? And where is the propaganda?

If the south had been repatriating beggars from the north, either quietly or publicly the south would have long been rid of northern beggars.

If the east had been detaining beggars or repatriating them, this herdsmen menace would not be there today. Do you want to pretend that herdsmen/boko haram do not disguise as beggars? Do you want to act as if you do not know that boko haram has beggars as members?

When you referred to Fashola did you not notice that you simply butressed my point? People screamed when Fashola tried to repatriate beggars back to their villages in the north. Did anybody scream when Ganduje repatriated those ones?

Are you pained that Ganduje repatriated beggars? Are you ashamed of it? Please let's be realistic.
CultureRe: Ogun To End Idolatry In Installation, Burial Of Traditional Rulers by Cantonese: 4:11pm On Mar 06, 2020
Kasalee001:
They are ending traditional rite on traditional rulers , it a pity our culture is gone
Did you see the word 'archaic'? Did you see the name 'abobaku'? Can you call abobaku for example good culture? Bros wetin na?
PoliticsRe: Kano Arrests & Repatriates 1,500 Almajiris To Neighbouring States, Countries by Cantonese: 3:59pm On Mar 06, 2020
So one can actually be repatriated in his own country without noise. If the repatriation was done by a state in the South - let's say Lagos or the east, by now gun shooting everywhere. New bills would be proposed, northern threats everywhere. God dey sha.
HealthRe: Medical Doctor In Police Net Over Placenta by Cantonese:
Dextre:
But you are already an educated illiterate. How awake can you possibly be then. There is nothing wise about this. See ehn,there is no need to be hovering around this anymore..it's clear this is ur belief,stick to it. If na so people dey use placenta do ritual and e dey work for them,we would have more billionaires amongst us today
Hahahahahaha.

What you do not know surely is bigger than you, as they say. Can't you just take a little time to think about this contended matter? Who talked about getting rich or billions? Motives vary. If nothing sinister was inferred, how come the placenta could not be found? Have you not heard the stories of human body sellers? How each part has its price and function? How come the matter has gone this far, even with the police? No one talks about belief here, otherwise we'd be looking at religion. Here we are looking at the reality of the things men do?

If you have not had a child so far, you just wait until you get married. Then you can just ask what would happen to the placenta? I bet you will personally handle it.

You may be educated, but you may not have knowledge in some matters. That's why I used the words 'educated illiterate'. I am very well educated and I 'shine my eyes very well' as it is said.
HealthRe: Medical Doctor In Police Net Over Placenta by Cantonese: 9:55am On Mar 06, 2020
doggedfighter:
Keep quiet
OK sir! But I'm sure your head must be like what they call "center table". If it is so my friend, it may be hard for you to reason well.
HealthRe: Medical Doctor In Police Net Over Placenta by Cantonese: 9:49am On Mar 06, 2020
Dextre:
Oga wake up and stop living in 1940.
Living in 1950 with clear insight and wisdom is better than staying awake in 2020 with blindness and being called an educated illiterate.
PoliticsRe: Senator Abaribe Confronts Lawan On $22.7 Billion Loan Approval For Buhari (Video by Cantonese: 8:43am On Mar 06, 2020
Tomide007:
Can u read and write, did I support the borrowing. U guys need to stop being emotional about politics and use intellect to gauge things...stop being petty, is it because I abused abaribe who's governor is one of the worst in the country yet he can't say a word against him, or I abused buhari cose he's not different from the useless leaders we've had since 1999...and that it will affect me, you're definitely joking....kindly go back to school if you have issues with English... I mean well, not abusing you....let's be guided please.
But why do people talk about Nigeria from 1999 only? Was there no country or leadership before 1999? Did Nigeria become an independent nation in 1999?
Let's be very realistic when we talk about issues in this country. Let's always look at leadership and developments since 1960.
Cheers.
TravelRe: Air Peace Acquires Embraer ERJ-145 Jet by Cantonese: 8:32am On Mar 06, 2020
Officialgarri:
Abeg how can I start this airplane business? I've saved up to 300k naira already
300K is too much na. See, buy better newspaper. Buy small bamboo sticks, thread (owu), collect eba inside your house. Next, spread the newspaper on the floor, fix the bamboo sticks on the newspaper using the eba. Allow the whole thing to dry very well. Punch two holes at the back of the paper and fix the very long thread. Carry the equipment and run very well on your street, making sure there are no electric poles. Allow it to fly.

You don start airplane business be that. Only you go dey fly am and be the maintainance manager.
PoliticsRe: Kano Court Sets Aside Ruling Suspending Oshiomhole As APC Chairman by Cantonese: 5:40pm On Mar 05, 2020
Set aside without listening? Na waoh!
HealthRe: Medical Doctor In Police Net Over Placenta by Cantonese: 2:34pm On Mar 05, 2020
sureboykris:
Our country sha . Superstition and religion no dey help us at all.
What's the big deal over a placenta . Ideally ,every hospital or health centre should have a placenta pit where placenta is discarded . Placenta is not useful to anyone . Let's liberate our minds .
Now they've gone ahead to publish this doctor's name and paste a picture of the hospital without confirming.
Kwantinu
Yoruba people say "small pickin no know juju e dey call am vegetable". Sorry bros.

If it's not a big deal why did the parents of the child get the medical doctor arrested? If it's not a big deal how come it went missing? If it's not a big deal how come the case was transferred to Panti street rather than Aguda police station? If it's not a big deal how come it was not found or the doctor cannot give information about it's location.

What you do not know about, ask for information and you'll get it. Did you not read where it was said that the placenta could be used for ritual purposes? For your information it is very correct.

Your placenta is your life. If found it could be used against someone. Some have their placenta buried under very large trees for safety. Some ladies cook it and eat it believing that it helps their health, etc.

Ask your parents where your placenta was kept. Cheers.
FamilyRe: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by Cantonese: 9:58pm On Mar 04, 2020
Oyiboman69:
The afternoon post say make we no use nylon tie food...this evening own say make we no fork for night, how about those with big prikk and those with fallen breast and stretch mark,how them go take hide am now?
Bros you are more dangerous than a herdsman! We must join Amotekun because of you. Shuoo.
FamilyRe: 32-year-old Ghanaian Virgin Seeks Divorce Over Husband’s Huge Manhood by Cantonese: 8:34pm On Mar 04, 2020
NextD18:
Big or small diiick, it takes a very skillful, slow and gentle doings, to disvirgin a lady.

You don't fvck virgin ladies, you make love to them. Fvck is meant for non-virgin ladies alone.
Ummm baba keh!!
PoliticsRe: Governor Badaru Abubakar, Senators Escape Lynching In Jigawa by Cantonese: 8:14pm On Mar 04, 2020
SadiqBabaSani:
This supposed lynching was orchestrated By a local Politician, not necessarily becos of bad Governance
Quickly run outside from where you are and ask an experienced village farmer with very strong palms to give you three dirty slaps. Your mumu tall pass you.
PoliticsRe: South West Development Commission Bill Causes Uproar At The Senate by Cantonese: 8:08pm On Mar 04, 2020
fergie001:
One was debated today...South South Development Bill.

I ask what for...we already have NDDC.

This people started it with NEDC....they should just kukuma give the six to balance the equation.
Since they have found oil in Lagos. The north asked to be part of Niger Delta. So the south west may also some day choose to be part of the niger delta area.

Hopefully none of them would ever resist the south east from forming the south east development commission or ogbunikwe.

The issues of the south easterners usually takes away sleep from the eyes of people of other parts of the country.
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Faces Dethronement As Kano Government Commences Investigation by Cantonese: 6:22pm On Mar 04, 2020
May I ask if truly the north and south of this country share common values?
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole's Removal : We Haven’t Been Served Any Court Document – APC by Cantonese: 6:16pm On Mar 04, 2020
Is Obaseki winning?
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Travelling To Saudi Arabia On Bicycle (Photos) by Cantonese: 6:10pm On Mar 04, 2020
A very good cause. He's not the first in Nigeria to embark on such a journey - Milton Jibunor did it years ago. Others have done it worldwide, either on foot or by small boats, etc. It will never end tragically for him. Our youths must be innovative rather than use their time planning evil.

I hope he has a very safe trip. Surely he"ll get there and his reward for this noble plan.
CrimeRe: Suspect Caught With Mini Coffin As EFCC Arrests 6 Yahoo Boys In Ibadan (Photos) by Cantonese: 6:53am On Mar 04, 2020
oka4ugoo:
Do you notice that since the outbreak of this coronavirus Buhari and his cohorts no dey travel for foreign economic summits again
Bros you dey very wicked o. Come, you work for Observer newspaper before?
EducationRe: Akure Teacher Asks Student To Destroy Her Phone As Punishment (Photos, Video) by Cantonese: 9:42pm On Mar 03, 2020
That's why many teachers get beaten up mercilessly by students after school. A lot of teachers know it especially public school teachers. They show their powers inside the schools and the students show their gang powers outside the schools.

At the worst the phones should have been seized and not destroyed.

In my secondary school days, my principal was walking by me during the morning assembly and saw a small catholic rosary given to me by my mum on my neck. He ordered me to take it off and drop it inside a little fire in front of him (he had instructed us not to wear necklaces and we must all shave our beards cleanly). When I refused to take it off and offer my explanation to him, he got very angry. He was wearing an agbada. In that anger he moved to slap me, but I dodged his slap. He missed me and fell down with his agbada. The whole school erupted with chants of joy. Our principal had fumbled and disgraced himself!
PoliticsRe: Edo Government Revokes C-of-O Of Obaseki, Odubu, Ihonvbere’s Choice Properties by Cantonese: 8:12pm On Mar 02, 2020
24enjay:
Well thought
Truly it is very painful and disappointing. Have a great week!
PoliticsRe: Edo Government Revokes C-of-O Of Obaseki, Odubu, Ihonvbere’s Choice Properties by Cantonese: 9:38am On Mar 02, 2020
What's he trying to achieve in revocating allocations validly given to people? Is this not witch hunting. If the target is Oshiomole and friends, why make others suffer? Are there no other lands in other parts of Benin or Edo state as a whole where houses can be built for judges and top civil servants?

Even at that when thenew estates are built with public funds, the same politicians would very likely purchase the best of the properties using third parties and looted funds and then rent them out at exorbitant rates. Why are Nigerian politicians so backward like this?

What would happen if Obaseki does not return as the governor this year? Would the next person not witch hunt him too?

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