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EntertainmentRe: New Nigerian Male Dresser Breaks Internet With His Twerking Video by Cantonese: 8:14pm On Mar 01, 2020
No matter how they try to change their sexes a man would always be a man and a woman must always be a woman. Low self esteem, poor morals, lack of self confidence, desperation for money/image, belief that they were not appropriately created by God make these people try to change the way they were created. A woman who changed her sex would never have a penis, no matter how they try.
PoliticsRe: Presidency Ordered Probe Of Anthony Okolie Using Hanan Buhari’s Old Line – DSS by Cantonese: 5:03am On Mar 01, 2020
But why would the president's daughter/family member or top government official(s) use a SIM and abandon it? Why would they own multiple SIMs if they know what they are doing? That 090 is relatively new. Did they expect MTN not to recover, resell and make profits out of their property? These people have things they hide.

Everyday we hear how kidnappers, etc use pre registered SIM cards to carry out their activities. If the SIM was pre registered and used by a criminal what would DSS be telling us now? Pre registered SIMs may not only be found in the hands of criminals if properly checked.

DSS claimed that the man demanded 5000 from an "unknown" person among others and proceeded to effect his arrest. If the man was a poor man how then did he raise the funds to pay a lawyer? If he was a poor man how is he suing DSS, Hanan and the rest for 500 million.

We have talked several times about strong and very independent institutions. If we had such, DSS investigation would have been.very thorough and they would have looked at the legal implications before arresting Mr. Okolie. Remember the man claimed that he was threatened not to make any public pronouncement or take legal steps against the DSS.

Now that he has gone to court DSS is seeking ways to cover up their errors and in one stroke cover up the mess of the lady.
CrimeRe: Man Stabs Woman In Backside With Syringe Full Of Semen In Maryland Supermarket by Cantonese: 8:59pm On Feb 29, 2020
Daffy007:
What could be his intention?
To experiment if women can get pregnant using syringes. The slowpoke must receive syringe injections full of menstrual blood!
FamilyRe: Lady Confronts Family Friend For Sleeping With Her Father by Cantonese: 6:51am On Feb 29, 2020
delishpot:
You are not worth my time.
What a child! Probably you have managed to get a little data to use and you are just squeezing it.

Getting educated is not just about going to school. You may go to school and find that you have not been educated. Unfortunately if you are not properly educated in this age and at your present age, you have become a monumental waste.

If you cannot explain your position in a simple point of discussion, then simply do not comment on things that you do not have information about. You have exposed the childishness in you! I only asked you to show me the hypocrisy in the comment and you responded rudely.

By the way I am very certain that you did not pass your SSCE3 English examination as your written English is VERY POOR. Did you giraffe at the examination or you got someone else to write it for you?
CrimeRe: My Friends Led Me Into ‘one Chance’ Robbery – Suspect by Cantonese: 4:24am On Feb 29, 2020
Exactly why one must be very careful about those Sienna and private cars. One chance has been existing in Lagos for more than 40 years. If you'll use that mode of transportation, please only ensure it is in the daytime, for short journeys and within well populated areas.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Why Infected Italian Was Not Detected At Lagos Airport – Minister by Cantonese: 4:00am On Feb 29, 2020
How would they ever do the right thing at the airport when all the officials get busy looking for who to rough handle and collect bribe from?

Surely the health minister is economical with the truth. He knows that the officials failed at the airport. Why would they not immediately quarantine those people arriving from the troubled countries first for safety sake? Bribes would never allow them work well at the airport. Probably they collected some dollars from the man on arrival and allowed him go.

Immigration officials deliberately set up to rip people off either on entry or at departure.

On arrival from a trip one day an immigration officer told me that my passport details were not appearing on the system. I said that I did not understand what she meant. She asked me to wait at a corner while she screened others who arrived on the same aircraft with me. I waited for close to 15 minutes and she did not revert so I went back to her, especially as our luggages had started coming through the converyor belt - the operators there too are another day's story. The lady repeated the sane thing and this time asked me view her system. I said madam I travelled through this airport 2 months ago and visited 4 countries without wahala, why do you want to give me wahala on arrival home. The next thing she then bodly said "oga you go find me something". I said "madam if you like kill yourself there , nothing for you". "If you are eyeing the dollars in my front pocket you are wasting your time". Sha she handed over my passport to her boss. That one too went back to her system, placed my passport on it and instantly all the details appeared. The man apologized and the lady too. But I said the apology would be a problem to them if I did not find my luggage. Luckily for them I found it.

There is a big problem at our airports and there is hardly anything anyone can do.
FamilyRe: Lady Confronts Family Friend For Sleeping With Her Father by Cantonese: 6:55pm On Feb 28, 2020
delishpot:
LoL, what a hypocrite
And where is the hypocrisy there? Please tell us.
HealthRe: Coronavirus Daily Live Updates by Cantonese: 6:43pm On Feb 28, 2020
How was the Italian man able to get through immigration/port health on arrival in Nigeria. We were informed that preventive measures were already in place.

Ironically the Italians and Chinese would try all the can to prevent Nigerians from arriving in their countries henceforth as if the problem originated from Nigeria. Infact too that probably would further increase the visa woes of Nigerians to the USA and Europe as those countries would look to take undue advantage.
PropertiesRe: I Want To Quit The Apartment I Moved Into Just A Month Ago. Noise Is Killing Me by Cantonese: 6:26pm On Feb 28, 2020
1. Call the attention of your agent to it.

2. If your agent fails call the attention of the property owner to it.

3. If the property owner fails to take action, ask for a refund.

4. If the property owner fails to either caution the noisy equipment owner or make a refund to you, then you can do any of the following:

i. Make a formal complaint at the citizens
mediation center in the local government
where you reside, that is if you reside in
Lagos.

ii. Report to the police

iii. Get a rotweiler. Ensure that the dog
patrols the area once it is dark until
daylight.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Splashes N40 Million On Customized Jewelry by Cantonese: 11:59pm On Feb 27, 2020
Hotfreez:
"Povert" indeed.
When your father couldn't afford to educate you, why won't you be advertising your parents' stupidity online?

Even my dog has more sense than anyone in your Idiotic family.
That's the problem in your family that you further advertised. If you ever had a dog, it must have been a local breed popularly called ekuke. Surely you do not need to feed ekukes. You who could not get your three square meals, how could you feed a dog? If your beggarly parents managed to get even some meaningful menial jobs and train you properly, your life would have been better than it is today. You would not be abusive of people you have never met or ever in your failure stricken life would have met.

Don't you see that jealousy, well driven by hunger and acute poverty has kept you in the position where you are today - a well frustrated and delusional youth, seeking the opportunity to destroy a fellow youth because of foundational failure and poverty in your parent's house. How can you overcome your problems? If you or your parents are in need of gatemen's jobs, why not apply to either Davido or his father so they can offer you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Olympiacos Europa League (1 - 2) On 27th February 2020 by Cantonese: 11:18pm On Feb 27, 2020
Go up come down e must be Arsenal 2- Olympic 1
CelebritiesRe: Davido Splashes N40 Million On Customized Jewelry by Cantonese: 9:09pm On Feb 27, 2020
Hotfreez:
Porsche - Audio
Cooking show - Audio
Marriage - Audio
Imade Hair care line - Audio
Ifeanyi Pampers endorsement - Audio

The one that pain me pass is Ifeanyi's own. That small boy would soon write Junior WAEC and the audio pampers endorsement never materialise.

It is this stupidity that made Peruzzi package Babcock olosho and dash the idiot as a wife.
Chai! Why this Davido and Chioma matter come pain you like this? Owu no good o. Make you no go mistakenly one day where you dey vex, carry two hands hug transformer thinking say na person body you dey hold. Abi you find work go dem house and dem no give you?

Oya pray for yourself like this: povert in my life and my family line, let me go.
FamilyRe: Lady Confronts Family Friend For Sleeping With Her Father by Cantonese: 2:17pm On Feb 27, 2020
spongeisback:
I know most of you wouldn’t watch the video before commenting but she confronted the lady because
1) she has been their family friend for 20 years
2) she has also confronted her father
3) she confronted her so she would let her know how much the woman’s actions is hurting her mother,the girl kept calling her Aunty that shows how close she was to their family.

It’s so heartbreaking.
They trusted the lady and possibly they shared some of their family with the "aunty". Possibly the young lady's mum confidently and confidentially told the "aunty" some challenges she was facing in her home with her husband. The "aunty" took advantage of it and grabbed the man.
It was a complete breach of trust. The young lady may grow older not trusting people especially men.

So it was in Lagos several years ago. A woman was married for over 20 years but her best friend remained single and was always visiting their home. The woman revealed her deepest secrets to her so called best friend without knowing that her best friend was eyeing her husband. One day the best friend got the man. The man.chased the wife and children away and sold their house on the bidding of the so called friend. The two moved to a flat in another part of town and lived there.

Look the so called "aunty" deserved the embarrassment she got. Anyone who says the young girl was wrong should pray that another lady does not take the attention of his/her father away.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Records Massive Drop In Accidents After ‘Okada’ Restriction by Cantonese: 8:37am On Feb 26, 2020
[quote author=obi58 post=86957293][/quote]No wonder the youths of this country remain where they are, when people like you claim to know all and yet you are led by people who forge certificates to get into power and manipulate you all.

I chose to respond to you in the first place because of your cheekiness, otherwise I would have totally ignored you. You deserve to be ignored.

At the end of it all it is very clear that you are very irrational and just talking for the sake of talking. You have been going back and forth and even reiterating my earlier suggestions.

Your sense of reasoning is very mind boggling. I sincerely hope you'll not keep confusing yourself and people around you all your life.

We are talking about implementing policies and ensuring that policies work and here you are beating about the bush. The laws are there and people like you choose to circumvent the laws.

I know you have never flown in an aircraft all your life, how much more visiting India, China and Indonesia. For your information, Nigeria does not have the amount of bikes and cars that they have on their roads daily. Infact they prefer to purchase very small cars that can fit into small car spaces and are fuel economic. New Delhi alone has longer traffic jam than you can experience in any part of Nigeria. Go there and see for yourself, if you can. Are there no laws there? Don't the citizens operate under their laws? They never get away with recklessness on the roads.

Anyway I do not blame you for your mental situation. They say "empty barrels make the most noise". Can you sincerely say you are not an empty barrel?
PoliticsRe: Kano Bans Begging , Employs 8,000 Teachers by Cantonese: 4:41am On Feb 26, 2020
Oya forward match to Lagos. Straight to Oyingbo, iyana iba, etc. Lagosians expect trailer loads as from now of them.

Do you know that them male beggars marry more than one wife. Some have plenty children to help perfect the family trade.
PoliticsRe: Disquiet In Bayelsa As Supreme Court Reviews Judgement by Cantonese: 4:28am On Feb 26, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
As a senior lawyer and by virtue of section 36 of the electoral law, the supreme court justices led by justice mary ofili erred by law.

David Lyon will be returned as governor as there is no evidence or burden of proof that the said results were fake.

Moreover it's a post election matter as the Appeal court determined the matter under pre election.
Taaaaaaaaaa gba fuo!!
Not only section 36, na radio station 22.

Senior lawyer ko, senior court messenger ni. Tell us if you have ever enterred a courtroom in this your life or you know the color of the court benches.

Just negodu how you are confusing little boys and girls on this forum. Nooo, kuku tell us how you are one of Lyon's counsel in the matter so that we can understand you more.

And by the way stop qouting sections of constitutions that you know nothing about after shacking small alomo bitters.
PoliticsRe: Disquiet In Bayelsa As Supreme Court Reviews Judgement by Cantonese: 4:12am On Feb 26, 2020
itsme01:
ok ok ok.. when they boot PDP out of Bayelsa please promise me you wouldn't take it to hard on yourself, afterall its just politics
Boot out keh? E be like say that parade practice of Lyon that day pain you enter reach blokos.

Shuooo... why na? Life is not hard bros. When politicians socialise, fraternise and enjoy themselves day and night, why should I stress myself. Everyday enjoyment na gbam for me @nwanyi Awka's place, chopping and relaxing. Na you we dey fear for make you no wound yourself or anyone close to you.
PoliticsRe: Disquiet In Bayelsa As Supreme Court Reviews Judgement by Cantonese: 8:48pm On Feb 25, 2020
itsme01:
cool



APC would win the review and Diri would be out of senate, and lose out as a Governor there by creating a golden chance for a senatorial election to fill in Diri's seat at the senate with qualified APC man.. last last they just want Diri out of the senate

Wole Olanipekun SAN wouldn't take a case he isn't 99% sure of winning at this stage of his career, I wish Diri goodluck on his sudden retirement from politics

.
Chai! na so e pain you reach bros? No by mistake after APC is beaten again go hug transformer when dey near your house thinking say na your party member. Na Ofone be that one o.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Records Massive Drop In Accidents After ‘Okada’ Restriction by Cantonese:
obi58:
Shut the F up. Since the ban there has been increased traffic in Lagos as more cars are now on the road. Traffic Jams lead to longer commute times to work leading to reduced productivity with its detrimental effect on the economy. There has also been an increase in air pollution due to this unwelcome development.There has also been increased crime as a result of increased joblessness and Hunger.

Talking about Mega cities, it's obvious you're quite ignorant because cities like Jakarta and even Beijing have more motorbikes than cars on their roads. Tricycles (Keke) still remain a major part of the Indian transport system. So go suck on a lemon!

If the government has provided an efficient bus and rail system (mass transit) traversing the entire nooks and crannies of Lagos Metropolis then they can now start talking and we will listen.
And you think your contribution/analysis make any sense?. I think you just wake up, watch your elder brother's tv, see motorikes moving around certain city capitals and believe ignorantly that you are seeing scenes from the streets of Lagos.

Anyway one cannot blame you. I think you are an okada rider/owner. With such archaic arguments and attitudes how can we have a cleaner, safer and saner society?

For your information the motor bikes you view in your elder brother's tv are not for commercial purposes, in the countries you referred to. Are the bike riders rough and irresponsible like we have in Lagos? How many do you see in your tv kicking people's wares, chasing people off the roads and punching people?

We are talking about the irresponsible methods of Okada and Keke riders, for your information.

And you think I am ignorant? Which of the countries or cities you quoted have you visited to see things for yourself? India is the tricycle headquarters of the world; but have you ever in your tv seen the operators destroying people's wares or driving on medians? The Chinese everyday improve in the area of air pollution with electric bikes and diesel powered vehicles instead of petrol.

Expectedly the ban must have its costs and challenges. Lagos state government did not ban okadas and kekes in the whole of Lagos. The okadas too have simply relocated to areas where they are not restricted. If they are totally banned our society would be better and they can have better health too. Did you not read the portion where it was stated that accidents had drastically reduced? How has the ban worsened crime in Lagos? Before now were okadas and kekes not used for getaway by robbers and pick pockets? In the other cities where they are banned in Nigeria, is there no peace? Right in my presence this morning, a keke carrying six big gas cylinders rammed into a Toyota RX 300. The man was lucky as he was unhurt.

If we must have better cities in Nigeria, we must not just talk about change, we must put change to action. People like you must wake up from their deep slumber and convert their so called "when I was in London oyinbo" into more meaningful things to help our society.
PoliticsRe: Olisa Metuh Guilty Of All Charges In ₦400 Million Fraud Case - Court by Cantonese: 2:18pm On Feb 25, 2020
By the judge's remark about Dasuki we can see that Dasuki has already been convicted by this FG judge.

Going by his actions from thr beginning of this case, it was not hidden that Metuh would be jailed by the judge. With this obe wonders what would be the fate of other accused politicians involved in the Dasuki matter and even Dasuki himself.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Records Massive Drop In Accidents After ‘Okada’ Restriction by Cantonese: 8:34am On Feb 25, 2020
alezzy13:
Ban okada, ban danfo. Then what do Lagosians use? Uber??
No do not misunderstand it friend. Government first must take charge of the transport sector. Governments needs to strengthen Lagos state transport service. Many buses are needed to cover Lagos. Train service and water transport must be effective to meet the demands of the citizens. These are non negotiable. With danfo we are witnessing the negative effect of abdication of its responsibility by government.

Danfos are nuisances and must all be cleared off our streets. My friend the confidence and ill mannerisms of NURTW members would vanish.

Taxis have always been there as they are in other parts of the world. Do you find them consituting nuisances? Same goes for Uber. They are meant for those who can afford them.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari: Nigeria May Face Worse Security Problems by Cantonese: 8:25am On Feb 25, 2020
But she simply said the truth of the prevailing security situation in this country. Looking into the near future the possibility of the security worsening is very clear. In the states Fsars has become a total disgrace with officers carrying arms officially to rob. It is now worse with boko haram and fulani herdsmen.

The woman is not hypocritical. She is a realist and speaks as an insider.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Records Massive Drop In Accidents After ‘Okada’ Restriction by Cantonese: 6:15am On Feb 25, 2020
Naturally that's what to expect.

May I just ask if the Hausa/Fulani riders along Badagry road lords of their own? Is Badagry road not part of the banned roads? The whole length of the road starting from Orile is completely overrun by these people and the citizens seem totally helpless. Our Police watch them without taking actions to preserve the law banning them. The traffic along that axis is worsened by the nuisance behaviour of these aboki okada riders.

Since the ban there has been total peace in Lagos but we seen the daring ones around Ipaja/Dopemu areas coming out. Trekking has reduced as water has found its level.

It appears like the ban was placed on supposedly big men areas. Please there should be total ban in the whole of Lagos. Those who live in Ikotun - Igando have been having serious issues with the Hausa/Fulani who have taken their bikes there.

Government please ban these people in the whole length and breath of Lagos. Anyone who disagrees with this must be selfish and wicked.

This Okada mode of transportation started in the then rural areas in Lagos in the 80s with government looking the other way. Now people have embraced the rubbish and don't want it to stop.

Mega cities all over the world do not have okadas neither do they have irresponsible unions like NURTW. The union must be banned, danfos must be banned as Ambode originally planned and then sanity and peace would be restored on Lagos roads.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reacts To Tweet About Losing Son To Another Man According To Igbo Culture by Cantonese: 11:25pm On Feb 24, 2020
Muna4real:
Taaa. The child belongs to Davido .if he can't inherit anything in chioma's fathers house, then there is no need for all that crap. Even if chioma marries another man, ifeanyi can't be his son and can't inherit anything from him except he willingly gives it to him.
Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gba fuoooo. I think you are from the south west. If you are from the east then you do not know the tradition.
CelebritiesRe: Chacha Eke: Why I Stopped Doing Make-Ups, Stopped Photoshopping My Pictures by Cantonese: 3:36pm On Feb 24, 2020
She looks very fantastic. Women who make up lack confidence in their appearances. "Make up" is exactly as it is i.e. make up. It is a way of making up for shortages. Those who feel they were not very well created tend to "make up" the remaining by themselves. Those women and men who bleach have worries in their hearts. As they age, they get worse physically.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Everton (3 - 2) On 23rd February 2020 by Cantonese: 5:19pm On Feb 23, 2020
2 - 0 in favour of Arsenal.
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Is The New WBC Heavyweight Champion by Cantonese: 2:59pm On Feb 23, 2020
Expert17:
Fury go kill joshua
How? So Joshua would just be watching Fury landing punches? Put your 1m down if you get the mind. Make we bet am.
CultureRe: Oluwo Tells Osun Obas They Can't Suspend Him by Cantonese: 12:53am On Feb 23, 2020
LarryBee1k:
Bleep your honour. I won't take disrespect of any kind especially if its coming from a lower or subordinate. No! Everyone already hate this man. They are just look for chance to criticise him. What happen to those king that are selling his land or selling his subject land?

He's different, he's morally upright, doesn't support ritualism and false believe of other Kings. He's mile ahead of them so they hate him for that. I've an opportunity to talk and listen to this man. He's not as he's represented on the media.
Usually I choose not tp join issues with young men who think that it is proper English when they use the four letter word "Bleep". I does not show a respectable person. Please stop it.

As a "morally upright" man, you it is justifiable to punch a fellow king and an older man at that? What has happened to the Yoruba claim of respect for elders. In this case not only an older person but the institution of obaship?

If people hated him before now as you claim do you not think that with this irresponsible public action, he would be hated more?

If his lands are sold he can go to the courts to retrieve them.

You do not sleep, wine or dine with him, how can you prove that he is not involved in ritualism?
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen May Form Own Security Outfit Soon – Bodejo, Miyetti Allah Boss by Cantonese: 10:04am On Feb 22, 2020
See the man's face and jacket. He even looks like a vampire.
PoliticsRe: Hanan Buhari Denies Ordering DSS To Arrest, Detain Okolie Over SIM by Cantonese: 9:57am On Feb 22, 2020
tsephanyah:
Verified news. DSS arrested okalie because he tried to defraud people. He is lucky Hanan didn't filed lawsuit against him in the first place.
Truly there are a lot of youths on nairaland who talk unintelligently. Even as it clear that the daughter of the president denied giving the order; DSS arrested the young man and threatened him in the name of the president's family; Hanan's lawyer initially refused to enter a defence and came up later with a defence; Seeing the damage done by the president's daughter and an attempt at damage control; the possibility of paying the young man; the harm done to the young man physically and emotionally, yet you call the young man fraudulent.

You too would claim that.you went to school abi.

Your name should be changed to Mr. Muntula.
CareerRe: 11,000 Rivers Civil Servants Forged Their Ages by Cantonese: 7:55am On Feb 22, 2020
frankmoney:
imagine what a Nigerian is saying ... You see why this country is not redeemable . The problem is not even the leaders but citizens
The country presently is irredeemable as some Nigerians prefer to play the ostrich, as they say.

Realistically, in the contemporary Nigeria that we find ourselves, can you claim that what I initially stated are not the exact events that would take place after such a claim by the government of Rivers state? Truly are those not the fall outs of such claims in all the states?

The problem is the leadership first and the failure of 'a Nigerian' to be realistic.
CultureRe: Oluwo Tells Osun Obas They Can't Suspend Him by Cantonese:
A disgrace. Obas quarrel and it is not hidden that they point their sticks at each other. They call each other bad names when they quarrel. But the try to conduct themselves with decorum, and ensure that their respective towns do not feel any shame with their wrong public conduct.

This man lacks honor. He is negatively prestigious and his actions are not befitting of an oba. If left alone he could punch the face of the Ooni of Ife or maybe try to attack the Alaafin, Emir of Kano or Oba of Benin.

What innovations is he trying to bring into the obaship system? How would a so called king even punch another king and shamelessly defend it in the public? His people should reject him. The state governor without delay must withdraw his certificate and sake him. Let him carry his swagging to night clubs and start dancing there.

Right now he should be begging the police to allow him go home on bail pending when he appears before a magistrate to beg not to be sent to jail for assault.

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