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PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Lagos Enforces Rules On Social Gathering. by Cantonese: 6:11pm On Mar 21, 2020
Enforcement is the best way to get compliance from Nigerians. While many are doing all they can to ward it off, many are doing all they can to make others suffer.

Question: What will happen to all the street beggars? How can they be saved? Many if them cluster together at major bus stops and seem to have children with ease and great speed. Nobody knows where they sleep at night, how much more where the women get impregnated by the men.
TravelRe: Coronavirus: Nigeria Shuts All International Airports To Foreign Flights by Cantonese: 5:45pm On Mar 21, 2020
Land borders should be shut as well. Do not forget that those travelling to Nigeria desperately may choose to travel through neighbouring countries and arrive via the land borders.
CrimeRe: Okada Riders Burn Minna FRSC Office Over Rumoured Death Of Motorcyclist by Cantonese: 1:49pm On Mar 21, 2020
ignis:
Two wrongs cannot make a right. Why burn down the entire FRSC office and adjacent offices?
The office was built by tax payers money and more money will be looted and siphoned in the process of erecting or renovating another building.

Like president like uniform men. Every one is acting animalistically and above the law. No respect for orders anymore. The country is disorganized and haphazard.

RIP to the dead.
This is one of the numerous reasons okadas must be banned nationwide. The governor must place a total ban on okadas in Niger state. They are very reckless, evil, mannerless, careless and useless.
PoliticsCoronavirus And Thermonuclear War - Compare by Cantonese(op): 9:00am On Mar 20, 2020
We have been told several times how there would be no man to tell the story of how it went the day after a nuclear war.

Man is faced with the coronavirus scourge which is presently threatening the existence of the whole world. One cannot but wonder which is worse between coronavirus and a nuclear war. Everywhere there are wars are crisis.

Which is better and what is the way forward? Is the world coming to an end?
HealthRe: Coronavirus: FG Orders Closure Of Varsities, Schools Nationwide by Cantonese: 9:52pm On Mar 19, 2020
starbuck:
Most private schools won't heed to it especially my kids school...
Solution: keep your children at home!
HealthRe: Coronavirus: US Approves Chloroquine As Treatment - Trump by Cantonese: 9:50pm On Mar 19, 2020
hisexcellency34:
The same N50 naira Chloroquine that scratches ones body if taken?
Do not forget to order Puriton along with it to avoid scratching. If you fail, your blokos will be in trouble as na that place and inside yansh e dey worse pass.
PoliticsRe: Obono Obla: APC Members Must Support Bisi Akande's Reconciliation Committee by Cantonese: 4:14pm On Mar 19, 2020
Where did he appear from? I thought he was wanted for embezzlement?
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lady Who Tested Positive Shares The Symptoms She Experienced by Cantonese: 4:07pm On Mar 19, 2020
[quote author=vezycash post=87570250][/quote]Do you need one or more than one?
PoliticsRe: Abia To Pay Compensation For Land For Airport Project by Cantonese: 10:42am On Mar 19, 2020
MelesZenawi:
Port Harcourt airport is meant to serve South south.

Abia needs an airport to serve them here in east.
Port harcourt airport to serve south southhuh Bros why now?? South south encompasses six states.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Reduces Petroleum Price To N125 Per Litre by Cantonese: 8:18am On Mar 19, 2020
Fuel scarcity and long queues coming up immediately. That is the way Nigeria works. Never to the advantage of the people.

Note that when he increases it will go to 165 per litre.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lady Who Tested Positive Shares The Symptoms She Experienced by Cantonese: 8:06am On Mar 19, 2020
TwoBottles:
angry Thanks for sharing. I will like to advise Nigerians in my own little way;


1. Don't shake hands with anybody.

2. Boil your drinking water and allow it to cool before drinking.

3. Eat at least half of a bitter kola everyday.

4. Be careful when buying things from the roadside. E.g. a woman selling Akara will use the same hand she uses to collect money, to count and package your Akara. Same goes for Mai Suya etc.

5. Don't eat without washing your hands.

Pls, I love you all.
Rather than boil your water, please buy very good water purifiers. Some bacteria don't die even as you boil the water. When you drink that water, the dead bacteria gets into your body too. Boiled water does not eliminate color and ordor from your water.

The best thing to do is to get very good water filters as already mentioned. Good water filters eliminate bacteria and viruses from your water. Color and ordor already vanish. You get water with its good nutrients and very good for your body.

Contact me for very good water purifiers. Remember to purchase some for your family (especially the aged and less priviledged) and friends. Cheers.
SportsRe: Sean, Kanu Nwankwo’s Son Living Up To His Father’s Football Legacy by Cantonese: 11:10pm On Mar 18, 2020
Humphrizy:
Like father like son...if the girl via that last picture is Papilo's daughter then I will not be mistaken to call Kanu Nwankwo my father-in-law grin
How can he be your father in law when he is not a lawyer and you too no be lawyer?

Kuku let him be your father in football.

That place when your eyes dey go take your hand comot am.
PoliticsRe: Reps To FG: Direct DSTV, Others To Implement Pay-As-You-Go Tariff by Cantonese: 9:33am On Mar 18, 2020
densiks:
Nice one from rep Idems from Akwa Ibom but I take the news with a pinch of salt as this is not the first time this issue has been raised at the highest levels of government but the conspirators keep shooting it down after making noise about it for a while.

If only Nigerians knew the details about the ownership structure and shareholding of multichoice Nigeria and why successive governments have been looking the other way anytime this issue of PAYG is brought up.

For now,it remains a wish and a mere motion!
And as usual they had to set up a committee with a mandate of four weeks. Rest assured that nothing positive will come out of it for Nigerians.
HealthRe: Help! Irregular Period Is Making Me Go Crazy by Cantonese: 11:36pm On Mar 17, 2020
quineP:
thank you sir, i did a pelvin scan test and d doctor said all my reproductive organs were fine
He said that you should call him. Why delay?
CelebritiesRe: Coronavirus: Tiwa Savage Advises Nigeria To Close Borders, Isolate Returnees by Cantonese: 8:58pm On Mar 17, 2020
So do you want fulani herdsmen to be hindered from going in and coming out as they like? That for me may be the reason.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Chairs APC NWC Meeting, Says Party Not Divided by Cantonese: 8:46pm On Mar 17, 2020
cpu2006:
that is a welcome development.
"Welcome development". Words of politicians! Are you a politician sir? Please remember also the words "no permament friends, no permanent enemy, but permanent interest". That may be what Oshiomole faces presently... interest.
PoliticsRe: Uzodinma: We Won’t Let Oshiomhole Be Humiliated Out Of Office by Cantonese: 9:48am On Mar 14, 2020
For Hope Uzodimma it is always "they are attacking Buhari", "planning a coup", "dropping Buhari's name". Why? We all know Oshiomole helped him into Imo government house.
PoliticsRe: Why I Won’t Abandon Sanusi – El-Rufai by Cantonese: 9:15am On Mar 14, 2020
Wiseandtrue:
So those saying surviving in Nigeria is man know man weren't wrong in their assertion

If it were to be a poor man, will he get such prompt responsehuh

Will he get justicehuh
Good relationships keep you moving. Everyone MUST have good relationships. A poor man with good relationships will have a change of story.
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Arrives Lagos Airport (photos) by Cantonese: 7:25am On Mar 14, 2020
ArmaniUhuru:
Sanusi's Ganduje inspired travail is over! Now, Ganduje's travails is coming( the 5million dollars and the EFCC and all that)will come sooner or later!But no one knows the magnitude/form. It's also sure that the kind of sympathy, within and outside Nigeria which SLS has attracted and still attracting, won't be afforded Ganduje. Because Ganduje is a Governor, he doesn't have the clout of Sanusi. Infact SLS's profile dwarfs Ganduje's!
Did you hear that when GEJ sacked SLS as the CBN governor and tried to arrest him, Kwankwanso and Ganduje hid him inside the Kano state governor house. The emirship was given to him as a form of protection from potential persecution from GEJ. Remember "those who go to equity must have clean hands". Ganduje had some small demands, chief among was loyalty to the ruling APC in Kano state.

SLS is a known radical and would not subscribe to certain forms of manipulations or surrender his beliefs when it has to do with Islam and finance. The line was drawn and the result is what we see today. Very sad for all the parties.
CrimeRe: Man Stabs Brother To Death For Bringing Parrots Into Their Home In Ogun. PHOTOS by Cantonese: 9:48pm On Mar 13, 2020
Conner44:
Chai these African grey parrots can talk and make noise ehn. Maybe the elder bro Dey always sneak to kitchen for night and his bro placed one parrot each in the kitchen and parlor. By 2am last night see Wetin the elder bro hear as him tiptoe comot for room.

PARROT A: alpha hailing delta. Intruder sighted and approaching your location from the west. be advised perpetrator is armed with a torchlight and stainless spoon. Over.

PARROT B: roger ... roger ... delta reading alpha. Initiating high decibel alert measures in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Omo those parrots gatz to go angry
Nothin I go tell you pass say you be complete wizard. This your parrot story tire me reach my bone. If I check you well I go confirm say you don work for NEPA before you go work inside Ferry or Ship. Shuuuuu!
PoliticsRe: Pictures: Oshiomhole's Billboard That Was Removed By APC by Cantonese: 1:41pm On Mar 13, 2020
iammo:

Get well soon...

Even a blind Dunce should see the background are different hence this cant be the same billboard

The two fence up there are diferent, same as the trees and while one side walk has interlocks the other is plain sandy road

You IPOB/PDPigz would believe anything so long it helps your hatefull mindset




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My brother, our sensibilities have been traumatised by many years of APC propaganda. We can call that propaganda too. I mean the billboards and their backgrounds. What goes around, comes around. Oshiomole is a propaganda master. This must be a taste of his soup.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders IGP, DSS To Release Sanusi From Detention by Cantonese: 12:00pm On Mar 13, 2020
By now, having experienced APC for 5 years, we all know what will follow next.
Government will pretend not to have been served. Next one senior oga will say his surbordinate received without his knowledge. Next they will say it is the DSS that arrested him. Next they will say they are not aware of the arrest. Next they file for stay of execution. Next they allow the person enjoy bail inside the court premises and arrest him again. Next they file fresh charges in another court and the person finds himself answering the same charges in different court. When there seems hope for the person they file "amended charges". By then they person has served some jail term. Next people begin to shout and ask the presidency to intervene. Either Shehu, Adeshina or Onochie would then appear to say the president does not have a hand in it. Having satisfied themselves that the person has suffered well, they release him.

Sanusi Lamido was one of the chefs that cooked and served the APC soup that Nigerians eat today. It is said that "the day old woman cook useless soup she go chop am tire by herself". Now SLS is on the other side of the political divide. Now he can also eat the same bad soup that the likes of Saraki, Kwankwanso, etc have been eating.
PoliticsIs Ganduje A Fulani Or Hausa Man? by Cantonese(op): 9:07am On Mar 13, 2020
I have asked this question following the recent troubles in the Kano emirate and the eventual sacking of Sanusi Lamido.

It seemed so easy for Ganduje to brush aside Sanusi Lamido. We have been filled with stories on the events leading to and installation of Sanusi as the Emir. We have also been told of the roles played by Rabiu Kwankwanso, then as the governor under PDP and Ganduje as his deputy in making Sanusi the emir.

What I am seeking to know is if Ganduje is a Fulani or Hausa man. If he is a Fulani man, how come it was so easy to offend a fellow Fulani man without noise or violence. If Ganduje is an Hausa man then how was he able to uproot a Fulani king with so much ease?

Seeing the actions of the Fulanis all over the country in the recent times, how is it that the Fulanis have been very silent in this matter? Is it true that some people can offend the Fulanis and get away with it?
CelebritiesRe: Queenette Charles And Regina Daniels On A Movie Set by Cantonese: 9:02pm On Mar 11, 2020
Bayelsa sorry. Please get to Anambra state to see beautiful girls. Abi na lie?
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Names Sanusi Lamido Chancellor Of Kaduna State University by Cantonese:
Jack500:
Really? Because he turn him to a chancellor in his state university, so because of that, he is fit to be president? Chai!

Half of the youths in this nation are senseless.
Tueh!
And truly you are part of the senseless half. Your poorly written English shows just how senseless you are.
CrimeRe: Lady Slaps Female Police Inspector At A Police Station In Lagos by Cantonese: 4:25pm On Mar 11, 2020
If she did the unthinkable, she will receive the unthinkable. Right now unthinkably she should be in kirikiri waiting for a family member to bail her. While she waits, she'll first get beaten and sexually molested by lesbians and then unthinkably she'll eat very bad food.

Lesson to be learnt by her: Quick or hot temper is a recipe for disaster. Her temper brought her to this level.
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Names Sanusi Lamido Chancellor Of Kaduna State University by Cantonese: 4:13pm On Mar 11, 2020
tomaudu:
Elrufai seeking very cheap popularity.
You are definitely very wrong. You can find out who your true friends are in turbulent times. El Rufai defined what true friendship is. You can also find true friendship in someone like Chief Obasanjo.

Now do not forget that it is a long established relationship and the emir thing kept Sanusi out of governance. It is a loss to Nigeria just like Okonjo Iweala and El Rufai himself.

I am not a fan of El Rufai because of his rude, egotistic and crude character, but if he chooses to contest the presidency, for this which he has done, I will vote in his favour.

Cheers.
Christianity EtcRe: Dunamis Constructs Road, Renovates And Installs CCTV In 32 Classrooms In Kubwa by Cantonese: 9:55pm On Mar 10, 2020
pek:
Childish remark. Better than your father's own that is like of buffoon and gorilla. PLC
Exactly everyone's view about your irresponsible and backward comment. You see? You got talked to and your chose to abuse people's fathers. It shows clearly that your father was not well trained. What he did not have (good manners) he could not impute into you.

So conclusively you must agree with me that not only is your head like that of an agama lizard, your father's is the same, afterall he begot you.

As you are heading to the transformer do not forget to go with your garage brought up father
EventsRe: Burial Of Rev. Sister Angela Arhona Egbikuadje: US Embassy Denies Siblings Visa by Cantonese: 11:49am On Mar 10, 2020
Bring the body back to Nigeria. What's all the stress?
Christianity EtcRe: Dunamis Constructs Road, Renovates And Installs CCTV In 32 Classrooms In Kubwa by Cantonese: 11:42am On Mar 10, 2020
pek:
Check the road in six months time.
What will happen to it in six months? You will damage it before then along with members of your negative thinker's group. See you head like agama lizard's head. Oya go and hold the nearest transformer around you in a romantic hug.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reacts To Sanusi's Dethronement As Emir Of Kano by Cantonese: 10:31am On Mar 10, 2020
Yes he supported Buhari and APC. He probably thought then that he was doing the right thing. There was a mighty uproar on the land orchestrated by APC and top PDP officials.

When SLS saw that those he initially supported had changed the narrative, he disagreed with them. The singular problem that SLS had with Ganduje was his support for PDP/Kwankwanso. Gandunje just like Nigerian politicians always set aside a day for payback. That's what happened.

A lot of those who speak against SLS today fought bitterly to remove GEJ/PDP in 2015.

Make dem shut up abeg. Pots should not call kettles black.
CrimeRe: The Soup Given To Inmates In Kaduna Prison - @SKefason Shares Photos by Cantonese: 10:20am On Mar 10, 2020
iammo:
cool


when are we going to understand that Nigeria isn't all that rich, and the politicians rip us off atleast 50% of our merge income from Oil? Nigerian Prison budgets 10 billion naira or $27 million USD, while US Prisons budgets $100 billion USD or 36 trillion naira each year

In US Fed tax from 10% to 30% of your income depending on your tax bracket, State tax from 8% to 12%, so 40% of what you work for goes to the Government so If you earn 10,000 naira US government collects 4,000 naira from you an the remaining Salary you have 6,000k naira you pay 10% tax on every item you buy through VAT tax, yet US produces 15 million barrels per day with a population of 350 million, and Nigeria produces 2 million barrels per day with population of 200 million

If you want our criminals to eat better food than eba and beans soup, then maybe we can as well pay more tax or reduce what we budget on education and seciurity

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It has to do with the wicked prison officials and the food vendors. They do not care. Government provides the money, suppliers cook rubbish and prison officials wickedly and corruptly accept it and serve to inmates. It's not about tax friend. It is about.a very huge fraud and well superviser fraud in the prisons.

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